Metal is objectively the best music genre ever. This is gonna trigger the numales and söyfags

Heavy metal....yeah, it's the music I enjoy most. It's interesting how people become predominantly drawn to a style over others...I've flirted with punk, goth, even hip hop...but ultimately heavy metal is for me.

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bad
pls chill user no h8

metal is for children.

Morrissey is a better artist than any metal band
This is factual

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no
also no

He looks like a fag....sorry

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You chill BITCH. I'm a man, i have every right to be angry.

Metal has been dead for years and none of you are going to save it
Based

>implying these people wouldn't all frequent gay bars
Kek

a style of music cannot be dead.

>casually louder than any metal band

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Iron Maiden maybe, I don't like the extreme or -core kinds of metal. It's not bad from an objective POV, it's just that you have to be there in a mosh pit to appreciate it, it's a live genre and listening to the records is...pointless.

it's literally more alive than ever, retard

>Metal has been dead for years and none of you are going to save it

Okay
Looks to me, metal is still the single biggest drawing audience for any form of rock music.

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No, you're dead, commie fuck. Metal is forever.

I like metal but it probably has the most amount of awful bands of any genre going just through the sheer number of bands out there.

MANOWAR MANOWAR LIVING ON THE ROAD
WHEN WE'RE IN TOWN SPEAKERS EXPLODE

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>objectively
How are you measuring that?

>so much dadmetal
Any band formed more recently than the 80s in there?

Critics never got over it that metal satisfied white teens' need for rebellion and the punk revolution never really got off the ground.

Most of them?

Punk can't take over the world by definition because if you're a rock star you can't be punk anymore. Punk was ultimately self-defeating since it could never exist above the club level.

also punk originated in the Midwest like most forms of rock, hipster critics tried to co-opt something that was never theirs to begin with.

metal is the anime of music

>Def Leppart
>Slash
>Tool
>Die Antwoord
>Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
>Reel Big Fish
>metal
kek

Only one of those bands is Yea Forumscore
dead=bad

Pretty much all metal sounds the same to me. There have only been a few bands that actually wow'd me with their music and even then they usually have awful vocals. This is a recurring problem when I try to get into metal is the actual music is either dull or sounds like I've already heard it before in a different song or the singer actually sucks ass.
I'm still interested in getting into it but it feels like the scene is so saturated with donkey dong

Yea Forumscore is sissy music

>Def Leppard
NWOBHM, glam metal, hard rock, pop rock, depending on song or era in question
>Slash
I really don't know what kind of music he's playing these days but I'd be willing to bet like anything else he's ever done it's probably best simply labelled hard rock/heavy metal
>Tool
Alternative metal
>Slipknot
Nu-metal, alternative metal
>Whitesnake
Blues rock, hard rock, glam metal
>Rob Zombie
Industrial metal
>Trivium
Started out more leaning toward the melodeath influenced metalcore but kind of evolved into a hodge podge of everything from thrash to groove to melodeath and blah blah, just generic "modern metal"
>Amon Amarth
Melodic death metal
>Carcass
Grindcore, melodic death metal
>Opeth
Prog metal
>Skindred
Nu-metal
>Tesla
Hard rock, heavy metal

Imagine calling anything "sissy anything" on the internet, in 2019
adjust

Every genre has its garbage though

See: metalcore

no its not
metal is cringe
classical is superior to everything

Based Scaruffi-drone

Angus' opening to Thunderstruck sounds like a Bach fugue on a Gibson SG. Fuck off.

No it fucking doesn't, name one Bach song that sounds like that in the slightest

Prog, black, and doom-stoner-sludge are the only metal genres that still live and it's pretty underground compared to typical headbanger shit

And that's how it should be

Also metalcore is not metal

You only think classical is superior because we've had hundreds of years to forget the garbage and enshrine the greats. Think of all the thousands of songs and hundreds of composers that never made it to the history books. And that was when only the upper class go a chance to get their music written down for performance. There's a lot more forgettable shit being made these days.

Don't confuse survivorship bias with the quality of a genre. A genre has no quality but usefulness for classifcation. Compositions have quality. Performers give them quality or take it away. A genre? It's just a manilla folder you keep shit in so it's easier to find.

>sissy music
I remember when I was 12.

are you retarded?

Wheels of Steel is one of the greatest NWOBHM albums ever. Prove me wrong.

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Yea Forumscore is the kind of music teenage girls and confused gender-dysphorics listen to while doing wojak impressions in the mirror to ensure that normies recognize that they are living memes

There's been loads of shitty metal though, don't act as if metal is better than classical just because you think dopesmoker is better than Beethoven's 5th you fucking tard

There was loads of shitty classical if you don't think anything with violins is automatically good

Actually most of the classical period (and onwards!) was garbage and the quality music is concentrated around the baroque

what the fuck is Yea Forums core

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Don't forget to practice your wojak face

we get it, you're big and tough and exclusively listens to music designed for angry teenagers.

Heh yeah, they should listen to mature music for strong dudes like us.

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>not liking swans
are you just pretending to be retarded?

Well I'd rather be this guy than a depressed hipster

If you think those are the only two options you're autistic.

Bach is fucking based dude, great pipes!

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Dio. Everyone's arguments are invalid.

Do you think a metalhead would be that smart

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Nah, you right. Saxon is pure, and Saxon is great.

>projecting this hard

It's easy to cherry pick some forest dwelling LARPER to make fun of metal fans, but the reality is most metal fans take themselves far less seriously and are a much more fun loving, free spirited group than people who like Yea Forumscore which is essentially just introvert hipsters who browse Yea Forums

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>please don't generalize fans of the music i listen to, i swear they're not all like that!
>fans of Yea Forums core are all exactly as i say though!

Going to see Slayer for their farewell tour. Even though Paul Bostaph is nowhere near Lombardo and Hanneman is dead, I'm so fucking pumped you wouldn't believe it. Gary Holt is probably the best dude you could find to do justice to those classic Hanneman riffs.

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oof

BIG cringe

people who only listen to metal are such insecure fags.

Is that what your friends say when you tell them your girlfriend fucked you in the ass with her strapon last night?

What a fun loving and free spirited individual

Whoever said you had to listen to only metal? Most of the dudes I know who only listened to metal at one point became burnt out and bitter.

No one said you had to, but you just confirmed that people who only listen to metal are insecure and are faggots
What kind of person gets burnt out of a genre unless it's bad? Moreover, who gets bitter towards that genre?

Heavy metal shark.

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WE DON’T ATTRACT WIMPS CUZ WE’RE TO LOUD!!!!

Prepare for disappointment man, went and saw them last year and I couldn’t even hear Tom singing. It was still a good show but he really just phoned in the concert, you could tell he was done. Testament opened up for them and I couldn’t believe how good testament was live. Chuck sounds just like he does on the album, it was sweet.

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It's amazing how good Biff still sounds after all these years.

Yep

jazz is the best genre because you could literally do anything
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metal is nothing compared to jazz are you fucked up

Might have been an off night, most of the recent live stuff I've seen Araya sounds pretty damn good. Will hope for the best.

the true chad enjoys both in there proper settings

burn slow

if you only listen to one genre i assure you your a boring fag who probably has the same 5 songs on repeat while you talk about your raging hormonal fake depression

HAHAHAHA YEAH ROCK ROCK HEAD BANG METTAAAALLLL YEAH ROCK ON LOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHHA XD

HAHAHAHAHA YEAH GAZE GAZE LOOK AT MY SHOES LIFE IS LIKE SO BLAH HAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOL -_-

HAHAHAHAHAHA IF ITS NOT METAL ITS CRAP BAHAHAHAHA METAL HEAD BANG HEAD BANG DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU DODODODODODO XDDD

>i do not like this "heavy metal"
>yes i am a homosexual how could you tell

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>i love having women's hair and making physical contact with sweaty men
>why yes, I'm into metal!

Wow this is so onions

1. longer hair is a positive biological signal to women, I know this because my ex told me so. Having short cropped haircuts is better for people going bald and to hide that fact, which is not good.
2. just says that you wouldn't even be able to play sports or get into a brawl because of your "manly" aversion to male on male contact, so sissy

>my ex told me
I bet he was a metaltard too lmao

Nah she was a neuroscience student into psytrance, she thought metal was trashy cause she was kind of a snob and had something against "white trash people" because she was a rich Iranian. But she dated me, who is a broke fuck metalhead and all her other prior bfs were "trashy" guys too so she clearly had a type.

What does any of that even mean? Is it code for "oh yeah I love getting gang banged by Slayer oh yeah"? Homo

cringe
just quit posting

What it means is, heavy metal is onions repellent to the maximum degree, as this thread proves..all basedboys hate heavy metal music because it reminds them of an energy that makes them feel extremely insecure, just like many other things in life

What does that mean? Are you saying "me likey slurp poopy out my gay boyfriend's butt"? Lol

>Unironically thinks listening to Metal makes him a real manly man

Alright dude, go beg your mom to buy you mcdonalds.

Metal is for söyboys who hate "oppression" and control by religious and moral standards. The epitome of gayness while using male bonding as a front.

That makes absolutely zero sense, Cuckgau. Metal is for guys you hate, but guys you hate don't even think about you....sorry!

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>I don't even think about you
>makes thread and responds to every post with how hating shitty music is le söy
Tell me more about how you don't care, metalfag.

Hahahah you likey eat da poopy

I didn't make this thread basedboy

Truth is your faggot ass won't even reveal the music you like, because you KNOW it's stereotypically considered fucking gay. That's the irony here, you know what you are and you're mad about that perception so you're raging against the people you know think that way about you. Sad.

Poo pooo pee pee Dio butt fucks Ozzy and me 1 2 3 yip yip yippeeee!!!!

That's right faggot keep talking, let me in your head rent free. Also slayer more like gayer lol

Jokes on you, metal IS the music of nu-males and söyfags.

Name one genre of music that appreciates its fanbase as deeply as metal.

>can't even defend the music itself and has to resort to "b-buh muh sense of community..."
Pathetic.

house

>hating on the community
What? Did Taylor Swift block you on twitter for being the stalker creep you are?

What does that mean? Is it code for "follow me to the gay bar"? No way you gay

No, it means you're a Taylor Swift loving basedboy who wouldn't recognize a good time if it jumped up and bit you on the ass. Which is fine. Metal isn't for everyone. I'll jump up in the pit with the rest of my friends and slam along to Ozzy, Slayer, and Maiden all night long before pounding a fifth of JD and jumping right back in, because that's who I am, and that's where I feel free. You can stay in your little box, worrying about offending anyone and everyone in a 1,000 mile radius with the rest of the SJWs. Get cucked and stay cucked.

What does that mean? Is it code for "me likey sucky sucky of my gay boyfriend's juicy poopy"? Homo

>2 gay posts in a row
Either you're projecting, or you're running out of arguments.

Why is the letters in your post green? Did you throw up on them after sniffing your gay boyfriend's butt?

It's a gay guy who's trying to channel his rage into "sarcastic" reverse psychology

He's been doing this for months

That's three.

Three what? Times your gay boyfriend put his tongue in your earwax? Lol

Three times you've made a post referencing 'gay' in some way. And this, makes four. Your shtick is getting old. If you have nothing left to coherently add to the conversation, stop now. You're just wasting thread space.

What does that even mean? Are you saying you like to eat da poopy from your gay boyfriend's butt? Homo

Five. Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

What is embarrassing? You mean the time you blushed when you saw a big special poopy slide out your gay boyfriend's butt? Homo

>poopy
>homo
Your poor and oft repeated word choice leads me to believe you're either underage or severely intellectually and emotionally limited.

Why is your poop green? Did you throw up on it after sniffing your gay boyfriend's butt? Homo

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Who is that? Is he your gay boyfriend handing you his poopy for you to eat? Homo

this year is fucking good for metalfags
there is oike 100 fucking concerts bu the end of the year
slipknot/behemoth
amon amarth/arch enemy
abbath
gwar/sacred reich

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Gay humor is so bad...you think you're being cute and girly but you're just being gay and cringey

What does that mean? Is it code for "oh no I wish I got my sex change so my nuts don't hurt when my gay boyfriend poopies on them"? Homo

Going bald is a sign of high testosterone levels.

How can it be a sign of high and low testosterone simultaneously

What about (melodic) technical death metal?

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It was never a sign of low testosterone.

Metal is ok but people who think that listening to metal makes them tough or manly are fucking embarrasing

metal is gay as shit you all suck each other dicks big fucking faggots

Most people who listen to metal don't care about that, but it's good to rub in the faces of the faggots who hate metal because to them it represents "toxic masculinity"

If you're the kind of person who hates metal and it's fans because you think it's "cringey tough guy music" you're beyond saving and may as well play that up to further offend you anyway.

Great shit

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grow up, user
have sex

/mucore/ is for faggots and image obsessed losers

No fun... No core.... No mosh.... No trends

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Fuck off metalfags and fuck off rock haters

This is now a punk thread

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Hardcore.

Jazz is more mechanically complex than any metal, at least at the high end of either.

>lol we metal fans are just pretending to be retarded