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Yea Forums is now my Safe Haven. The mods will ban me on sight for posting a chart on Yea Forums.
If you, for some reason, ever want to see me or my charts again, I'll be on there.
This place is dead as shit. People are even complaining about how slow the general is! Yea Forums has no rules. Go figure!
Most metalheads go on Yea Forums, anyway. What are you waiting for? Get on Yea Forums and have fun! This general is so boring.
I got banned several times trying to make these charts. Did that stop me? No.
It was fun while it lasted. Perhaps we can continue making these charts on Yea Forums. I got a few more ideas in mind such as Badass Drumming and Chad Metal.
I even have my own Top 100 Personal Favorite Metal Albums chart completed and will be posting it on Yea Forums soon.
You know where to find me now. Take care.
>just changed my wallpaper
metal for this feel?
This is a cool album, the CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG becomes hypnotic after a while
Speaking of sl00mz does anyone know that slam demo that was posted a few weeks ago accompanied by a picture of caveman Grug? iirc the band's logo was bright red and the album had a very anti-technical, primitive feel.
old one didn't even hit the fucking bump limit fucking faggot nigger op
this is great btw
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deathrash
colorado edition
no one cares faggot
BASED
DISCIPLES
Are Immolation any good?
melodeath sucks
Anyone seeing Boris on their upcoming tour? How good are they live?
>he doesn't listen to Hypothermia
explain yourself
more like Boring
>Lifelover members would challenge each other to the self mutilation olympics and cut the fuck out of each other while getting as fucked up as possible and any and all drugs imaginable
damn
Real men.
IMMORTAL IS MY FAVORITE BAND
I've been watching some of his recent videos about Lifelover and his own past and fuck these guys were messed up
the Chad Immortal vs the Virgin Mayhem
Why was this allowed?
AAAALL SHALL FAAALL
Owie
yeah I think he won most of the time
It f0cking b0mps in the wh0p br0
Real talk I saw them open for someone (forget who) and it was weirdly fun, there were a bunch of guys in snapbacks trying to mosh by just hitting each other
>still no bm gf
metal for this feel? :(
what's the most based band name you can think of?
Immortal Cringe
Just accept that this is one of the greatest metal albums of all time.
symphony X
isnt Symbolic a tiny bit better?
best snare here youtu.be
I haven't met a single person above 15 who liked this album
Mighty Hordes of Satan 666
Emmure
vocals on TSoP are better
Give me some Funk/Death metal.
Tfw emmures vocalist gets to fug hitomi tanaka on the reg
>inb4 used goods
What are some good metalcore bands /songs
red chord - clients
ion dissonance - breathing is irrelevant
unearth - oncoming storm
lamb of god - new american gosple
shadows fall - art of balance
martyr ad - on earth as it is in hell
dead to fall - everything i touch falls to pieces
deadwater drowning - self titled
ed gein - its a shame a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs
tetsuo - malmohrahkign
god forbid - gone forever
Teenager core or?
Based.
almost none of the bands that one guy posted are even metalcore
thats because 99% of all metalcore is more faggy than 3 dudes blowing 7 dudes and i had to incorporate some stuff that will hopefully lead the other user to better artists
anything similar to this?
how can i take anybody seriously who's mental image of metalcore is still bands like killswitch engage? you clearly have no desire to research anything about music so you have no right to an opinion on it
good rec
The ten other nearly identical Striborg albums.
>Hypothermia
fucking dull shit nowadays, lad
good shit
don't usually care about power/trad but riot is based
LOL
>how can i take anybody seriously who's mental image of metalcore is still bands like killswitch engage?
because the genra hasnt progressed past 2010
shit forgot the pic
Nah, bro, Architects is totally new and not the same garbage metalcore has been pumping out for the past 15 years.
could rightfully argue the same for black and death metal except way earlier
who the fuck is this guy
whats some metal that cheers you up
this track in particular always makes me think of a goofy space police force and they all look like Rich Evans
though admittedly Space Cop was kinda shit but that only makes it better
went through my metal folder and realized i have so many albums missing tracks or have tracks out of order. its going to take forever fixing this shit
that's just demonaz looking very, very unflattering
It's s King Diamond vocals the ultimate pleb/tourist filter?
Satan's Trips confirm it
>shitty vocals are the ultimate metal filter
Tells you a lot about the metal scene
that would likely be me, and it was this youtube.com
>>shitty vocals are the ultimate metal filter
Let me guess, you think Atilla Csihar sucks as well?
This album is so fuckin good holy shit.
Yes and checked.
Who here excited for the new Deftones album?
>Emmure's frontman Frankie Palmeri was subject to controversy when a line of T-shirts under his name began being produced that depicted an image of assailants Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold during the Columbine massacre coupled with the phrase "Shoot First Ask Questions Last"
>Additionally, Palmeri has been quoted in a variety of online rants in which he uses the words "faggot" and "nigga" repeatedly
wtf I love deathcore now
He's a wigger but I cant call him a tard cause I do the same thing
I got you bro
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integrity, ringworm, eighteen visions, hatebreed
Can someone please give me an invite to Romanian metal tracker?
[email protected]
YEAAAHHHHHHHH
this is just bootleg Bunglecore
anyone been slamming on this?
THIS is the best thrash metal there is
no, whatever you think it's the best is wrong
THIS is the best of that genre
the cover looks pretty good
Lewandowski, isn't it?
Why does a band go to shit after the second album that they've been signed to Nuclear Blast or Metal Blade Records?
Literally all those albums are hot fucking garbage
>doesn't like Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
>doesn't like Heaven & Hell
>doesn't like The Mob Rules
>doesn't like The Headless Cross
>doesn't like Dehumanizer
Dio should have stayed solo and Ozzy never should have gone solo.
Fact.
New Bermuda by Deafheaven was actually good, though. Sunbather is just imposible to top
I thought it sounded too similar honestly, The only place I felt you could really go after Sunbather was A Throat at the Nest of Time by Obsidian Tongue.
Yeah, he's listed in their credits on their bandcamp
New Bermuda> Sunbather
Lmao that snare
How the fuck did the producer let that happen?
Why do you dislike him, Yea Forums?
enslaved are doing just fine
scooby doo music
Gay boring songs mostly
As if that's not based
thankies :3
They are meh. Thorn was the last good thing they did. Aximo Ethica Odini and Riitiir were great ablums but In Times was their family-dad statement and E was 80% at most. They will never go back to making Psychedelic Space anthems from the center of the Earth like they were doing in Monumension and Ruun.
Seeing Full of Hell/The Body tomorrow
What's it gonna be like?
its fucking based. get ready to be clangpilled
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I'm 24 and that's the best Death Album.
>Not liking Sabotage, Dio-era Black Sbbath, and The Eternal Idol
Come on, also I personally like all of Ensiferum's albums.
Loud
Pretty much this If you're gonna make pop metal you should at least put some catchy guitar work and some memorable hooks in there. Ghost have neither.
communism
MOAR
eat shit
I was pleasantly surprised to discover that black man can sing metal quite well
Take this to your chads.
obligatory joke
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But metal was invented by black men, so this shouldn't be all too surprising
your tryin to hard
Varg was black. Don't believe me? Then why do they call it BLACK metal?
Looking to find a metal song with a really good vocalist that goes like this, no idea what band or what the song is called and only lyrics I remember I think were "till forever" something-something.
Black Sabbath you mean.
Will we ever get a new Necrophagist album?
Not even Death's best album lmao
Soul Music was the kvltist shit in the states. When Blue Cheer took African-American roots and bonded them with rock and British punk it was the foundation to thy kingdom cold of metal.
LOOOOL
>This place is dead as shit. People are even complaining about how slow the general is!
lmao you killed it dumbass
That's like saying Animals wasn't Pink Floyd's greatest album.
damn, metal, peanut butter
what didn't niggers create????
>songs
>not albums
sasuga
Derrick is underrated. Old school Sepultura fans can't get over the fact that the Cavalera brothers aren't a part of the band anymore
cuuuuuuute
DUUUH CRINGE
DUUUUUUH CRINGE
>I'LL PAINT YOUR HOUSE WITH YOUR FAMILY'S BLOOD!
Video makes me harder than a fresh Dill.
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Why the fuck couldn't they make this a side project or something? Half the fucking reason this gets shat on by everyone is because of the whole 'schism' thing.
Polish people and stealing go hand in hand
ffffff NEED black metal gf
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female metal rappers > female metal singers
Hey! This is pretty good!
Get a dark ambient hoe
only if her dungeon is nice enough :p
how do you go from this, to. well, you know
ARE YOU ON THE SQUARE
A combination of Jonas ruining his voice and the band realizing that they can score more money and fresh wet emo pussy by playing alt. rock
what's some good death n roll?
nu-metal is the thinking mans genre.
Why are black girls so lively and funny while white girls are a chore to be around?
>It's ok if you listen to Arghoslent user, I still love you!!!
>But you are coming with me to protest police violence, right?
They're raised with better personality and a more lively family despite economic conditions. White girls are raised to look at figures, black girls are raised to look around.
Made me chuckle.
It's not as bad as some are making it out to be, but it's still nowhere near as good as pic related.
Mostly due to vocals.
punk was not around in 1968
surely a troll post
He probably meant garage rock
Not to mention Les Rallieuz Deundes.
omfffffg too much redpill pham
still not punk. just heavy as fug garage rock
and obviously stooges are american anyway
absurd is a christian black metal band
>Facebook just BTFO'd Peste Noire's page
J U S T
more like Peste Snoire ahahahahahaha
sneed noire
formerly good
Good. Trap black metal piece of shit band.
what's your favourite godflesh album lads, I really like Us and Them.
why the FUCK would anyone NOT listen to Immortal?
cringiest black metal bands?
Not liking Immortal is how you spot the plebs.
see
because they like bumbum instead
burzum and mayhem easily
take the blashyrkh pill dumbass
that's the reason. poser stuff
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reminder
weird because burzum albums has better music
Does anybody have the flowchart one?
they must not like riffs
>Beherit
based
>everything else
gringe
They don't take themselves serious enough
>black metal is SERIOUS business!
i rememer it in 97. very bad album comparing to this one:
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If you've heard at least 80% of -then you could probably do a lung transplant to a goblin with an axe and a torch.
What shirt even is that
>Thorns
>Cringe
Get out
"Immortal is not true death metal/black metal"
>Aesthetica
>not off the chart
Thank you
The more Abbath played up to his 'XD SO RANDUMB XD!!!' image, the worse his music got.
Is Bathory low or high IQ?
I mean it was the last good Emperor album but this list is made by btbam fans who say the only bm that sounds good is Trist and Liturgy and stand at shows with their arms crossed.
Above average but not high
it's nont even black metal
Under the Sign of the Black Mark is black metal
ty user who recd this yesterday
low tier scream rock
I'll make you scream and cream faggot
they're both great and sadly maligned (Blizzard Beasts moreso of course)
i knew it. metalheads are fags
that's why you're here
What's some essential panzersexualcore, other than Sabaton and Marduk?
>panzersexualcore
what the fuck is even that, you utter cockgargler
Absolutely disgusting
he was hot 2bh
The purest form of love: a man and his tank
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How about the band TANK
I sexually identify as a PzKpfw IV Ausf. C (don't barrel shame me)
So this is what cultural appropriation feels like
I am literally fucking shaking right now
i want to suck abbath's dick
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its literally just generic slamworldwide slamcore
Holy shit youtube.com
>crying about "cultural appropriation" when black metal hasn't an original bone in its body
grand
speaking of cultural appropriation
is that spartan trying to fuck a tornado
sounds like a diet Portal (pre-Ion fiasco) with just a hint of an Ephel Duath that's been left outside to rot, and not in a tr00kvltgrimm kinda way
I imagine it's supposed to be Achilles fighting the river Scamander
Portal?
More like Portal to Boredom
what's this fauxspell omega bullshit
stop.............. no....
Kinda just sounds like StarGazer desu
I had forgotten about this band and I don’t know why this album is amazing
because you are an american, most likely
your white women are defective at best of times
well they've been ripped off almost as often
>I don’t know why
because it isn't
Nah it’s amazing DO worship music. Only like three bands have done that style justice
>Nah it’s amazing
nah, it's derivative and soulless
>Only like three bands have done that style justice
that's style's been done justice even as DsO was refining it, and by bands miles above that bland carbon copy of a band, one more in a sea of late-comers and imitators
>(pre-Ion fiasco)
its ok at best
Ion is a bullshit album and I would have rather the band disbanded before releasing such shameful garbage
>If it sounds like the Cookie Monster, its probably Death Metal
>If it sounds like one of the nine Ring Wraiths... that shit is Black Metal
Is Razorfist right, /metal/?
get your e-celebs right nigger
who gives a shit
literally who
Please post a few good bands that you think do the DsO sound justice
are you asking for recs or is this about to turn into a pissing contest
bdm/slam kino
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i don't see how it's much different than their other stuff
just sounds like you hate everything new like everybody else in here
>just sounds like you hate everything new
yeah because their previous album (their best) is absolutely ancient, right
go eat a dick, earlet
I'd like some recs, no pissin'
If you only listen to one subgenre of metal for the rest of your life (and its subgenres).
Why would you pick Doom?
Your opinion is shit, and you should consider getting a new one.
That Painkiller cover has no right to be so fun.
Since my thread died. Is there a better metal album than this?
Whoa. Hivemind
Razorfish is a contrarian retard anyways, so I don't care
>Is there a better metal album than this?
There really isn't
Depending on the era you've got bands like Dead Shell of Universe, early Drottnar, mid-late Ephel Duath and Dodecahedron
There's the icelandic scene (the one that resembles that particular american band the most, probably), the better examples of it being Svartidauði, Misþyrming, Carpe Noctem, Zhrine and Wormlust. these will probably be the ones you'll enjoy the most
On the death metal side of things, Mithras, Portal, Ulcerate and Wormed come to mind, as do the two most celebrated caverncore outfits: Mitochondrion and Antediluvian
He's a fucking retard and a contrarian faggot.
tinny, flimsy riffs with no energy, dumbed-down songwriting, drums play like the first machine to ever suffer from clinical depression and the vocals are generic as fuck
poor production, weak riffs, forgettable as a whole
ah yes. the best bolt thrower album indeed
Feels lonely at the top
I should probably add StarGazer to that first sentence, just for good measure
wrong, but that's second best so I forgive you
I like Screaming for Vengeance more.
>Tomhet
more TOP KEK what the fuck is this eye of the beholder?
Onions boys everywhere.
im partial to the Black Sabbath s/t or Paranoid
I've only heard The Feral Wisdom from Wormlust but i don't really see how it's anything like DsO. it's not really like anything else i've heard
Sinmara is another good icelandic example
on second thought i see where you're coming from with that comparison, it is chaotic and dissonant
Seen them play a show together. The Body sucks. Full of Hell was good live when they played their more hardcore songs. The Merzbow collab shit they did sucked ass which half their set was.
earlets leave the hall
>it is chaotic and dissonant
and there's some serious technicality under that chaotic dissonance also
has the Body even written a good song
nooooooooooooope
>shitty factory job
>blast metal at home 24/7
>only interested in JRPGs on SNES
>only interested in jerking off to videos of women sucking their own toes, dudes jerking off into bathtubs, and British t-girls jerking off and pissing on themselves in front of their webcam in 240p from 2009
Metal for this motherfucking nuclearized autism feel?
Liturgy
i'm going to listen to first darkthrone album
>t-girls
w-what are these
put on a dress and find out
that'd just make him a lowly transvestite
girls with high-T
I'm not picky if their ass can clap
even if it's hairy and attached to a cave troll?
II'd throw on the chocobo theme and beat that BUSSY up
AOTY
no
that's a very good album but not fast and not punchy enough for me to consider it the AOTY, Gods Without Name comes close but Algleymi wins on melodicity and freshness
yeah why go with the knockoff when you can have the O.G.
they don't even sound similar
gave it a listen, wasn't bad
>not fast and not punchy enough
there is literally one track that's not full-on blastbeats and it's the closer
as for Aoratos it's even worse than Serpent Column
BUT TO EACH THEIR OWN I GUESS HA HA
Really like this album it’s very normie oriented in a good way
t. virgin
>they don't even sound similar
see
nah
shit is great
>there is literally one track that's not full-on blastbeats and it's the closer
literally more than half of the album is slow-tempo what are you talking about
gay taste t.b.h famalams
kek 100% the kid only “likes” the album because DsO is apparently nazi now
this is fun and unique
based
Here's the real High IQ chart.
these are the most randomass charts ever, also, Tetragrammacide is a fucking joke
desu
from what manner of wet brainfart was this post birthed
>deathcrush on the right side
it's that complicated for you
superb year for BM
what's big blue stronk bottom right
listen to this
also FUCK CAPTCHAS
god look at all that hipster shit
and literally nothing else
ESOCTRILIHUM
I wouldn't say superb, but possibly best of the decade. The decade hasn't been very good.
shut up nerd
It was birthed from the fact that that user hasn’t obviously listened to that album. And the that’s the only logical explanation because why would anyone lie about liking an album that he obviously hasn’t listened enough to even not know the obvious characteristics of said album
...
kys faggot
But I have, several times, just like everything else they've done since 2004. Sorry you don't care for the album, but you really need to stop strawman-ing your way out of bland taste. Wet brainfart.
Man I was the one that first shilled six of those album all over this threads. Labels should be paying me some money t bh
nice trips
Is the new Yellow Eyes just better riffs with monotonous songwriting like the last two albums?
oh god oh shit I wish I hadn't asked
anyone else sort of notice that, finally, this decade's shown what its general aesthetic concerning cover art is? too bad it's not terribly original (or interesting after one or two exampless)
>I exclusively listen to whatever is rated highly on RYM
kek
it's much better than the last one, it's not monotonous
Calm down retard just go listen to that “full of blast-beats” album that you love so much kek
>I was the one that first
you've never been first to anything in your life
>this mad about music
change filename to 'arthoe essentials 2019' pls
they are all very popular albums from this year
all have hundreds of ratings on rym
>"Calm down retard"
>is literally seething
>go listen to that
I think I will, thanks
I swear I, Voidhanger releases some of the weakest, most overhyped bland bullshit in all of metal
Dark Descent is worse and is probably ruining death metal as a whole
And I’ve still shilled them here non-stop even though they don’t need to be shilled so therefore I still want to be paid by the labels
send them an email
there is no general aesthetic
>I think I will, thanks
There you go, user! Give it a few listenings and then tell us what you truly think about the album
ok
>reeeeeeee
sure showed him ey
ok I just wanted some opinions and recs
>I, Voidhanger Records
>I am an expert in shitposting and anime board culture and have spent exorbitant amounts of time posting images of your bands' records on a Bhutanese shit painting forum. These albums have a certain character that appeals to the demographic of median aged-15 year olds that I argue with all day every day. In exchange for my shitposting services I humbly request that you pay me in the form of 2 boxes of hotpockets via air mail. Thanks in advance
>Sincerely,
>Fagtron
Met the guy who runs Ajna at a record swap in March. He had this one and i thought to get it, but after I got Algleymi, Fenris Kindir, Ash Borer, and an Omegavortex ep. I was out of cash lol
New Tomb Mold in a few days
why does the gif freeze at the end
Symbolic is the best death album
you know what a really useful chart would be?
a chart showing which remasters are fuck-ups or not
your bad internet
new
...
>High IQ
>BLEH BLEHBLEH BLEEEEH
How has nobody posted this yet? I’ll get hate from some people but this is Sodoms best album
i like agent orange better
I feel like agent orange and persecution mania are much more visceral and raw than m-16, you definitely get a lot more of Sodoms early black metal vibes from those two albums. Pic related is another gem I like a lot by them and tapping the vein is great as well.
Thoughts?
What is the most BOUNCY metal album?
someting by obituary after hiatus
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Literally the most tenuous, shitty falsettos I’ve ever heard
Ask any actually trained vocalist
Because you know at most two white women (your mother included)
100% objectively wrong
>right side is about superiority of riffs
>includes Summoning
>doesnt include Taake - Bjoergvin
Wanna know how I know you’re a fucking poser?
summoning is that bad