Why is Black Sabbath so good?

Epic XD you fell for my ruse XD I intentionally baited you and you fell for it like the fool you are :3 I bet you didn't expect to play the part of a circus clown today. AHAHAHHAHAHA!

You completely miss out on like half black sabbath's discography then faggot. Singing about heaven and hell is their trademark

>Be at work
>Asshole coworker comes in my office and asks what music I listen to
>lie and say classic rock because I don't want anyone to know how embarrassing my music tastes are
>Be today, months later, dude comes in my office with a song playing on his phone, I don't know who the fuck it is when he asks who sings it, apparently it was black sabbath
>hear him talking to another coworker, "He didn't know the Black sabbath, but he likes classic rock"
>other guy laughs, like they've been talking about it behind my back
Why do normalfags care about shit like this so much, to the point of gossiping about it? I never talk to anyone, and it's not like I made a big deal about how much I "love" classic rock or anything, I tried to change the subject and get back to work after he asked what music I like anyways.

Literal DUDE WEED LMAO soi garbage that only has cred here because they're from the 70s.

>ely sullied a metal masterpiece (Master of Reality) by writing a bunch of
Fag.

Balck Sabbath sucks

*plays tritone on guitar*
"uuuooouuhhhh the wizzzaaarrdddddd"
*does the same thing for 5 minutes with no interesting development*

Yeah baLck sabbath really do suck....

Master of Reality [Warner Bros., 1971]
As an increasingly regretful spearhead of the great Grand Funk switch, in which critics redefined GFR as a 1971 good old-fashioned rock and roll band even though I've never met a critic (myself included) who actually played the records, I feel entitled to put this in its place. Grand Funk is like an American white blues band of three years ago--dull. Black Sabbath is English--dull and decadent. I don't care how many rebels and incipient groovies are buying. I don't even care if the band members believe in their own Christian/satanist/liberal murk. This is a dim-witted, amoral exploitation. C-

>giving half a shit about what some faggot thinks about a band I like
Gay and rainbowpilled

after forever is an amazing song though

Gibson SG.

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cringe

Yeah, it's called Master of REALITY.

Why didn't you just tell the truth? You lied to him and to yourself and it came back to bite you.
You also could've said your music taste is embarrassing and you'd rather not share.

It's a fucking coworker, you don't need to be afraid of him

That paragraph said nothing.
It is a damn awesome skill to write a lot yet say nothing. I wish I could do that.

LMAO Christcucks out in force because they have ONE good album to listen to. Pathetic.

Dio > Ozzy
fight me

Study RYM reviews

As an artist? yeah.
As the vocalist for sabbath? no

/thread

Real answer: because they were a lame hippie jazz fusion band... but Birmingham was a grey industrial shithole. They were into peace and stuff, but they were huge horror fans, which was more interesting. Then Iommi, who worked at a factory, literally got his finger tips chopped off at work, which made it so he couldn't really make individual strings ring out and could only play sludgy chords. They kinda stuck all that together, snapped, and decided they just wanted to freak people the fuck out.

I love their s/t, but the thing that really blew my mind was Master of Reality. It's literally the blue print for stoner sludge, laid out perfectly in like 1971

he is right, user. you were a faggot and it came back to bite your faggot ass.

Talk about Bill Ward and Geezer Butler to him. He'll shit himself. You're gonna have to tell him they're the rhythm section, though. Then asks if he likes any newer Sabbath style bands. When he hesitantly says yeah, and brings up Disturbed or Avenged Sevenfold, say they don't really have anything to do with Sabbath, and say you were more thinking of bands like Saint Vitus, Witchfinder General, Electric Wizard, that kinda stuff. He'll shit himself. But you'll just sound geeky if you bring it up out of the blue, so the topic needs to stray back to "classic rock" or early metal.