Stop listening to Swans

Stop listening to Swans
Start listening to The Cure
Stop listening to Godspeed You Black Emperor
Start listening to the Sonora Pine
Stop listening to Boards of Canada
Start listening to Seefeel
Stop listening to Unwound
Start listening to Swirlies
Stop listening to William Basinski
Start listening to Wham!
Stop listening to Lana Del Rey
Start listening to Duran Duran

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fuck you

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Done

you forgot neil young

>Start listening to Seefeel
haha i didn't know chris liked seefeel

Stop listening to Cornelius
Start listening to Eccojams

hello mr. Ott am I allowed to listen to Yes?

idk I can’t remember him talking about prog

Fuck this post but honestly thanks for the Sonora pine rec

good post

man, this guy must have a SMALL BRAIN

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>Start listening to Duran Duran
Based

Holy gay

Yeah he said BoC ripped them off

butthurt swans fanboy

All of these are right except Swans

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I hate Swans. I always have. That guy is a complete fucking waste. Just a total fucking waste of life as an opportunity to accomplish anything. GG Allin had the balls to actually play with his own shit; Gira subjected his audience to the aural equivalent.

>the thing you like is BAD! because i said so

fucking retard

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William Basinski is boring af prove me wrong

Why are you comparing the two, they aren't even slightly alike

GOAT shallow rewards moment

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swans don't have any contemporaries because only wannabe new york pseudo-intellectuals listen to them
look at their related artists on last.fm. big black and have a nice life.... they're a token "edgy" band for people who listen to the aforementioned for a more fleshed out sound
swans are complete shit, hack, & literally embarrassing. michael gira doesn't deserve to be associated with no wave or industrial. post-rock acoustic wank for posers

Fucking seething
Do you even need an asshole with all the shit spewing out of your mouth?

you're replying to pasta man

Chris “primus is mathrock not american football” Ott

americ anfootball is dream pop/indie rock where the drummer smokes mids
dude hammer ons and pull offs lmao

Yea Forums found a new le ebin contrarian to drone now, I guess scaruffi is no longer hip.

>new
go back to r/eddit

>new

>new
>contrarian

>shits on slowdive
based as hell

Hey ASSHOLE, DON'T FORGET THE LOAF
PIC RELATED

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bumpp

>oasis
wtf I love chris ott now

>it's just shitty alt rock and vaguely rockish bleep acts from the 90's
I thought this guy was supposed to be contrarian

>Morrissey
BASED

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he isn’t he just has no middle ground

it's the wrong one too, he like Dig Out Your Soul.

>no middle ground
>multiple pods about ambient and post rock.
>has entire podcast dedicated to a love for 80s hair metal.

as in he either likes something or loudly hates it so he seems polarizing or contrarian

You don't like and hate things? What do you want from music?

>he likes Pavement
>calls Polvo, Tortoise and Godspeed shit
Always knew he was a giant faggot

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all of those bands suck.

It's sad that having true convictions is so uncommon now that people will follow anyone who voices anything resembling an opinion.

Ironic right?

this is pretty meta-ironic desu

no problem.

What should i start listening to?

you know i'm fucking with you right

you

OTT-CORE

start with the brits

swirlies and the cure

is there a music critic with better facial hair?

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Based Ott was spot on in his assessment of Death Grips desu

new Ott content btw

shallowrewards.substack.com/p/the-cure-three-imaginary-boys

LMAO, that shit was what I was listening to at 14.

Stop listening to Deerhunter
Start listening to Dilly Dally
lol

That video had a disappointing lack of spicy takes.

What controversial take can you have on Aphex really, the main point of the video was how much of a ripoff physical media was in the 90s