Are the rumors true?

Are the rumors true?

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yes, phil is in fact based

Quick rundown?

Basically Phil Collins is master of the world, humanity is all but doomed to follow in his footsteps or be wiped out by his army of collinsbots.

I love Phil

he's a very grumpy, bitter old man who was an alcoholic. he wrote some very good songs but he's not capable of this meme

Pedo

W-why?

Epstein close buddy

don’t you mean pete townsend?

he finds your lack of faith disturbing

Pete-O

Yes, indeed he is based and Troitskipilled.

Yes he's a confirmed cp connoisseur, Collins was on Epstein's book of friends who taked """vacations"""" on his magical island iirc

yes, it's true, he is the face of the GTA series.

you wouldnt wanna wait for context on that hey? naw. . . get some twitter level outrage going before actually knowing anything, why not

was ‘in the air tonight’ about sex with young girls?

He was in Jeffrey Epstein's black book of alleged clients.

IM CUMMING IN HER HAIR TONIGHT
OH LORD
I CAN CATCH HER RUNNING BY HER HAIR TONIGHT
OH LORD

>alleged
the keyword here

He fucked PJ Harvey

oh lord

Everyone does