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TOURIST HOLOCAUST NOW
I LOVE METAL
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balkan edition
solid band
Do I need to know music theory to apreciate prog metal?
You don't really need a high IQ to appreciate I GET UP, I GET DOWN
shitty tough guy gym metal
Can we make this a spurdo edit thread? We haven't made new ones in a while
melodeath sucks
great idea
Metal to eat big bundas to?
You need to lack a personality and a sense of aesthetics. If you are the type of person who can see himself use a PRS guitar you are a perfect candidate.
Good spudro edit, but whats however so great about this album?
What are some ideas you have?
I don't even know what a PRS guitar is
is full of hell any good or is it just the popular band right now
I like Trumpeting Ecstasy, it's decent
Rudiments Of Mutilation is good to start but then gets really fucking dragged out and dull, which for powerviolence is a fucking achievement
Weeping Choir is just kinda there. It's fine but doesn't do a lot
I'd say the band overall is okay, but nothing to get your ghouls in a twist over
I think the album is good. It's one of my favorite spurdo edits
name a more based band
(pro tip: you can't)
what are some bands with jazz fusion solos?
Fallujah, Obscura, Opeth sometimes, Blotted Science, etc.
i play the daw
more like full of soyy
prog != fusion
You guys got any cool black metal shirt recommendations?
I'm not wearing that fucking meme on a shirt
IMMORTAL IS MY FAVORITE BAND
Ah yes, the thinking man's power metal
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What is the negative perceptions behind wearing a Metal shirt?
Leprosy or da Symbolic fo today
leprosy
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
What did I think of this album?
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fuck now i gotta cry :'''(
How do you get this sound?
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Beautiful
anymore like this?
i hate everyone who wears metal shirts
Lick my ass normalfag
anything from the first wave
i wear sjw shirts ironically
ok
hide your power level
virgin
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It's ok to wear shirts that are just a band's logo, but you're only supposed to do it occasionally.
>t.
he says in the metal general
>It's ok to wear shirts that are just a band's logo, but you're only supposed to do it occasionally.
is this the grooviest fuckin' black metal track of all time?
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Fuck you, dude, just fuck you. I'm super fucking angry now.
>still using the NPC meme
this shit was autistic even when it was new
I saw Arch Enemy live yesterday. I'm not really an AE fan, but fuck me they were damn good live. That little lady is great and quite the performer on stage.
Would see again.
What does /metal/ think of AE?
they suck
what is the source of this image
>corset band are better performers than they are musicians
need black metal gf
What's some extreme metal I can listen to without having to feel like I share taste with a colorless mass of motherfucking retarded weaklings? I don't think any single band or subgenre is safe
Poopfist
same
this is too brutal for me
>tfw no Latina metal girlfriend that worships Thor
Feels bad
Slam
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metal for this feel
>Charlie McRapekit
tell me this is real
it does lad it does
just gonna say it one more time....all I want is a qt black metal gf who is also christian and trad is that so much to ask!!!!!!!!!!!!
just wanna die lads
:(
don't die user
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Yes
FUCK I WANT TO RACE MIX NOW
not before giving me that sauce
>qt black metal gf who is also christian and trad
this is vntrve and false
POST YOUR BEST RACIST SOUND RIFFS
how do I pronounce aeturnus
Some futa comic
Trad thots are generic bimbos
are you gorepilled?
I'm intrigued
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Of course, user. Are you?
artist's name is dsan I think
reminds me of blaatina
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DUMPED ON A SHORE OF A LAKE OF FIRE
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anyone know of some albums similar to Si Monumentum Requires Circumspice?
>like an album
>search for other albums by that band
>apparently for the album you liked they tried something different and the other albums don't have that and they're shit
damn
all carbon copy icelandic unriff bands
>still falling for the fat woman making misleading poses which show her horrendous ass while hiding the rest of their fat body meme
This is shit as when fat women used to take pictures from really weird angles so the pictures only showed their forehead and boobs, to hide the fact that they were fat, and people fell for it.
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I recently got the Ad Arma! Ad Arma! shirt by Deathspell Omega. Front with a futurist insignia, back with a medieval banner... pretty damn comfy.
I only wish that the banner on the back was placed a little bit higher, same with the front emblem.
I feel for that and met up with a girl I thought was a slightly chubby art hoe to realize she was actually probably over 250 lbs
Don't onionss hate DsO?
but smrc has riffs and a lot of melodic ones too, it's all their later stuff that is jazz
thank you god for this blessing
if that's the case then why is their music so often pushed by mainstream music media outlets like pitchfork?
they got a lot of coverage but Fantano just recently came out against them for being Nazis or something iirc
The only DsO project Pitchfork covered was Drought and they gave it a 6.
where can I buy official merch from obscure-ish bands? I wanna give them my money
>being aware of anthony fantano's opinion on anything
cringe
lmao, they've deleted their reviews. I remember they gave paracletus a lot of hype when it came out and they reviewed all the albums of that trilogy
POST YOUR FAVORITE GORGOROTH SONG
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Torsofuck or Pungent stench
>cringe
Why would anyone post that on their social media profile?
>indirect reply
coward
and yes it is cringe if you only come to Yea Forums for this one general, since it is regularly derailed by shitposters
Black metal girls are inevitably poser fangirls who are only in it for cute 90s Varg.
The ideal gf for a black metal guy is, without a single doubt, a neofolk or dark ambient gf.
Everyday I pray the gods for a qt greco-roman pagan neofolk gf...
it's not real but a lot of soigoys have zero self awareness
go back to your anthony fantano and nig hop threads please
:)
get a job
Her face is cute so all is forgiven
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why is melodic death metal shit?
i don't really give a shit if they're not as autistic about finding new metal as me as long as they're cute and they don't bitch when i play some Judeobeast Assassination in the car or around our kids
Because it’s glorified Metalcore
That's because I went into the console and maxed your aggression value :^). Now sell me an iron sword, NPC.
Their Bandcamp pages are usually your best bet, don't know how you haven't googled "[X] merch" though.
and what's bad about metalcore, I mean I dont deny it I just want arguments to tell the people because I'm unable to express myself in that regard I know these are shit but why
melodeath? that shit ain't ballin
you can only listen to so many chuggy groove based riffs before it becomes boring
Metallic hardcore (i.e. non melocore metalcore) is good, but melodic metalcore is just overproduced melodeath with pop choruses and shitty core breaks
I have but I mostly only find vinyls and albums. I'm looking more for clothing and accessories
Still your best bet, you'd find the merch by searching that anyway.
how do I know if its official tho and not just shirts or whatever with band logos printed on them
How can I break my Gamma Ray addiction?
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What's with the Batushka drama?
Thoughts?
Because it'll tell you if it's official on the page? Either way, if you can't find official merch unofficial merch will still give the support of getting their name out there for the few that care, and apart from that there's always physical.
it's similar to what happened with gorgoroth, the vocalist is trying to steal the band
except Gaahl was trying to save Gorgoroth
king and gaahl era gorgorth is utter shit
if you think nuGorgoroth is better than what they were doing on Incipit Satan, Ad majorem, and Destroyer then you're nuts
what are you even doing listening past the first 3 albums?
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was it kino?
I like Gorgoroth dude
Ozzy or Dio?
Is anyone on the Nuclear War Now forums?
dizzy
hey dont mention that here
While the surface-level viewer might see war metal as “the most underground/kvlt/extreme/unlistenable of all genres,” the truth is that it was only marketed as such and done so very effectively as the bank account and new production facility of Cali basedboy Yosuke Kanishi will clearly indicate. By offering a product that appears “totally not mainstream haha!” Kanishi was able to efficiently trick kvlt status seeking basement dwellers into mass consumerism using the same marketing tactics as thrift shops. Essentially this created a record label and forum that was ultimately the thrift shop of metal– reissues (refurbished releases) of random bands from 20 years past that could be marketed as super underground when really they were just empty of creativity and technique. By assumingly being “not trendy” war metal became one of the trendiest metal genres of our time and the go to for the metal derivatives of the modern hipster.
“Bu… But war metal is evil!” Really, then why does Nuclear War Now! have an Instagram account?
Musically war metal is a hilarious deception because if you alternate the grooves of their atonal power chord riffs, you’ll get nu metal riffs. Most bands even match the nu metal guitar tuning of A! But war metal fans have no idea they’re listening to nu metal with different drums and vocals because they only care abut the aesthetics. In all reality most of Black Witchery’s riffs were originally on Korn’s Life is Peachy which subconsciously tickles the nostalgia of their fans without them realizing how or why.
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In an age where Von is taking big money for rock star tours, where Blasphemy albums are marketed as vintage thrift shop essentials, and where black metal shows feature 90% war metal bands, any prestige or credibility war metal and it’s original bands once had is gone. War metal fans are the modern equivalent to the JNCO jeans wearing clowns of the 90s. They are the permavirgin autistis of metal that grew from infants that would have been left in the woods to be eaten by wolves in the Pagan times.
Celebrate the death of war metal, repent if you ever liked this garbage, and enjoy some classic war metal riffs below:
CALL OF THE WINTERMOOOOON
Tony Martin
And Varg should be changed to /hm/
Dio is a better singer than Ozzy by several orders of magnitude so I think it just comes down to whether you like doom metal or power metal more
listen to blizzard beasts
CHAD
As much I like some of their stuff I gotta admit Sabaton is pretty cringe
s’good
We should redo the picture and expand it to feature more people.
Dead - Yea Forums
Varg - /hm/
Abbath - /ck/
Gaahl - /lgbt/
Fenriz - Yea Forums
Necrobutcher - /k/
Euronymous - /fa/
kill yourselves
no thanks.
cum
shart...
if there's glitchy sounds in the music is that vlc or did i download a shitty file
nah it's just the music bro
which one of you put the entirety of Spectrum of Death on roblox?
Meanwhile on 1994 /metal/...
Songs that end on a killer solo?
Left Hand Path. I much prefer Nihilist but that track is one of the few things Entombed have over Nihilist.
Take the Opeth pill, you smelly basement hipsters
>implying Opeth is not for söyboys and hipsters
Immortal has literally never made a bad album.
>implying that isnt the opeth audience
Yes, all of them are awful, not just bad.
haha but seriously
People with vests, collars still on or did you cut them off?
On, I think the vest looks weird without it, but without you can affort a bigger backshape, so there's totally positives with both. My hair covers that part anyway, so the collar in the front matters more to me.
This slam kills hipsters.
cut your hair
whats some good albums with a space opera feel going on?
Hmm, how do you say in English, "no"
Thorns
t. asked Reddit for the ID of the band
Can I get some good Lords of Chaos memes?
what makes you say that?
can someone recommend me black grind?
except melodeath
What are your honest opinions on Euronymous?
He was a tryhard fag but he didn't deserve to die.
>he didn't deserve to die
yeah he did
why?
Because he influenced an entire scene of stupid fucking edgelords making shitty music that extended all the way to Brazil and Japan
If being a stupid edgelord is motive enough to want someone dead why are you still breathing?
Forgot reply
Also, bands like Sarcofago, Sepultura, japanese Sabbat and more were making black metal before Mayhem had any relevance
This has to be bait.
"This is how out of the loop I was. I met him and he kind of reminded me of Squiggy from 'Laverne and Shirley'. Because I met him when I was a kid, too, at a baseball game. I met him and I was like, 'Wow, fuckin' Squiggy.' Anyway, I meet the guy and he's carrying a mace, but it looks like he stole the table leg off his mom's kitchen table and put, like, nails through it and shit. And he was wearing this $1.99 cape that you'd buy at the dollar store during Halloween. They brought me backstage and they said, 'Uranus, or whatever, from Mayhem is there and wants to meet you.' So I went out there and met him. And in his broken English, he said [in robotic, foreign accent] 'I did not have problem with you, but this band Gorguts They are not true Death Metal/Black-Metal band.' And I was just sitting there with a big shit-eating grin on my face like, 'Yeah, that's cool, man.' And I really didn't know the importance of the guy. To me he looked like another goofball fan".
Jinjer is just archenemy but better
How based can you get
Any good english black metal?
Roots of earth are consuming my home is their best album
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Hi /metal/. I missed doing this. But I have some free time.
I'll listen to the first five albums replying to this post. Leaning more toward weird shit but whatever you want to post is fine.
Roots is pretty good. Everything else is forgettable.
Is that fucking Jerma
Would this be a good start if I've never listened to a Voivod album before?
Already listened and enjoyed it, but not as much as Nonagon Infinity.
yes
It's Voivod at their most progressive
Good taste in streamers
based taste in this general
Jerma is honestly the funniest man alive
Post raw BM classics. Bonus points for NS
Nobody fucking cares about your retarded e-celeb
this one ofc
cringe
Brush your teeth if you want to not get clocked into fucking oblivion kid
melodeath sucks
baahahahaha imagine being retarded enough to watch videos made by “youtubers”
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I hate each and every one of you and your shitty taste in metal, get on my level.
Sounds like a peepance sorta thing to say
i hope you're not implying Vlad Tepes are NS
imagine acting elite when you have Batushka and Moonsorrow on your 5x5
What was wrong with litourgiya?
no u.
Post vampyric black metal
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>not even the genuine batushka
You have no room to talk.
It just dropped. Of course I'm going to give it a few spins before forming an opinion on it.
lets settle this...
Best voivod album?
regardless if hospodi is good is that its obvious that bart is a thief and not the driving inspiration behind the band, panihida proves who has the touch
At least fake Batushka are honest and just do WWE theme song music with choirs, like the original basically wanted to
Your least favorite album
I dont have a least fav
am I the only one fucking sick of
>LE CELTIC FROST RIFFS
>LE CRUST PUNK
>nevermind the fact I've never really been into punk other than Amebix, who I learned about in Darkthrone liner notes xDDDDD
like fuck. the reason all those 80s bands are so good is they based everything on what sounds good in an intuitive sense. yeah they had influences and ripped off other bands' riffs, but ripping off other bands wasn't the END of it. they took chances.
if you have anything that can be described as a "Celtic Frost riff" in any of your band's songs in 2019, your band is fucking shit and you should die. fuck darkthrone.
That's hilarious. The whole black metal scene is a joke.
you forget where you are
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Alright lets fucking settle this once and for all
how is batushka like wwe theme music? I like batushka and I like wwe theme music (hhh theme, randy orton burn in my light theme, edge theme, undertaker theme)
Anything that sounds like black metal + tool ?
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the right answer is Testimony of the Ancients. Consuming Impulse sucks ass and you know it
I personally love all of Pestilence's albums (up until spheres at least) if it wasnt for the monster riff in out of the body i might have agreed with you
Metal sucks in general and is for low IQ subhuman troglodytes.
Extreme: retards and foreigners
Trad: normalfags and construction workers
Power: nerds and kids
Anyone I'm missing?
what about epic doom
Is anyone going to the Revocation and Voivod tour? Looks fucking fun!
Doom: emo boomers
Core: aging white kids with neck/face tattoos
Nu: juggalos
HxCPunk: literal cuckolds
Doom doesn't count. No one listens to it.
What was the first Black Metal album
>being a masculine, working class person in the engineering field is bad
the s.oyboy reveals itself
>implying
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Bathory's self-titled.
Fuck Venom.
Were you one of the assholes who left beer cans in my walls?
...Do you live in Florida?
no
also,
>engineering field
lol
One of Hellhammer's first 3 demos. (I say "one of" because the crust punk feel diminished over time, slowly getting replaced by that twisted horror movie atmosphere, and some people might drawn the line after the very simplistic and punky Death Fiend.)
Venom's Welcome to Hell is an acceptable answer too, I can see the "it's just evil heavy metal" argument but I'm not gonna get autistic about it either way
I like all of those. I'm intelligent, a NEET, and a chad
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>All these anons not liking Jerma
What's next? They're going to tell me that Cr1tikal and Oneyplays suck as well?
imagine worrying about what "social group" liking something puts you in after high school
this kind of attention whore nazi gf is trash
she will cheat on you within the first six months
>Imagine not knowing how to reply to the person you're referring to
literally who
I didn't want to give you a (you). I'm still not giving you one.
There are 2 types of people in this world: retards, and not retards.
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We can play this game user. What do you hate so much about youtubers? inb4 "muh off-topic discussion"
Black Sabbath - s/t
not him but off topic... take this zoomer shit elsewhere zoomey
Fine. Don't be a jerk about it.
kek
Does anyone own lots of black metal records on vinyl?
Do they sound better non-compressed? Sometimes I feel like even in the noisey genre that is black metal, some nuance is lost with mp3 files.
>kek
Oh, I get it now. /metal/ is 16 year olds
Why are you here?
not that simple, it depends on a lot of factors
i only know gore and nothing more
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Why cant they just go back to fedoracore metal instead of doing fedoracore rock
WTKSP < PTT
I'm a fan of what they did with the body. They're just good musicians who are aiming into mediocracy
I'm not
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fat people
>"I have better taste than u"
>posts entry level 2019 reddit-core
The median age of this thread is 15 user
>he thinks he has better taste than me
lmao try again sweetie
>SATANIC GLAMOUR
Underrated post
Metal is a hobbyist genre. Hardly anyone is meaningfully pushing the envelope.
t. ourist
DsO are now literally Hitler to RYM trannies because of Aspa fyi
FINNISH BLACK METAL IS BEST BLACK METAL
t. just discovered soitanic warmaster
Beherit and Impaled Nazarene kick ass though
I also love Gorgoroth
When did you stop wearing band shirts, if you did? Me - at 18. I felt that I was too overly obnoxious with signalling what bands I enjoy.
Now I'm wearing only sports attire (adidas, puma, lotto...) all day every day, because it is very comfy.
Ever notice whenever a Black Metal artist openly takes Satanism very seriously, so many faggot normie atheists pretend to hate it for every reason except the Satanism? Throw in ''offensive'' pro-european ideology and they double down
I will never stop wearing band shirts
but band shirts are comfy too? just wear them on lazy days or when you grocery shop
Getting metal on vinyl is no indication that it's non-compressed. Especially in underground stuff, vinyl is frequently mastered from the same source as CDs are, often with just as much brickwalling these days. the only way to know if a release is mastered well is to pirate it and find out for yourself or ask around.
>soitanic warmaster
Hipsters think he's NSBM though. Horna, Sargeist, and Behexen are awesome along with the bands you just mentioned.
What's the reasoning behind it? I used to wear many of them for the nice design, but now it seems too much of a stretch, when I can find shirts as comfy in a store without going through the process of paying for the shipment and waiting for the package to arrive (2 weeks). Plus they are almost all black, they aren't too good at deflecting the heat from the sun.
Honestly now, do you like to attention signal? I think that was my reasoning behind it, but the only time I have actually been noticed was when I was 13 and had a Megadeth t shirt, some boomer uttered "megadeth!" and shown me thumbs up. Otherwise, I wouldn't expect many people to know about my former melodeath and black metal signalling attire.
They are made of cotton, and for me, cotton is for staying indoors. Each to his own, I guess.
What kind of retard gets upset at Satanism in Black Metal? Plus, atheists and normies are always obnoxious online.
I never got this desu; BM is full of extreme "anti-life" ideologies, but whenever an artist endorses a specific "wrong" idea, a bunch of faggots get upset, as if all the other shit in BM is OK.
Meh, Sargeist and these guys don't really do much for me. They're fine, especially if you want to put them on in the background, but they don't have anything too unique about them. All their albums have a couple of good songs and the rest isn't anything special, you could gather only their good shit and make a great BM album though.
Leftist faggot got butthurt about being called soi all the time on here so they so appropriated the term, it really makes no sense
Some soi latte sipping starbucks faggot is not listening to Satanic Warmaster
Americans should be banned from this general
which country are you from, friend?
they think he is, but he's not. if that frankenstein's monster band of rejected Gorgoroth and Mayhem riffs was explicitly NS, I could at least have a bit of respect for the band. as it stands there's no redeeming values.
They don't take it seriously, they claim to. Same as Goatmoon playing at being a fascist - because fascism packs more of a punch than satanism.
>Meh, Sargeist and these guys don't really do much for me.
I respect your opinion. It just clicks with me in a certain way.
He's not going to answer, because anti-American losers never do. Makes you think. Why focus so much on America when you're to embarrassed about your own country to admit where you come from? fix your own problems.
Mexico
I actually like his newer stuff.
basado
amamos mexico amigo
Fuck this whole shit hole that is western civilization but fuck America especially
"Blackmoon" (or whatever his name is) straight up said he thinks jews control the media. He's an actual fascist.
you don't pretend to be a nazi for publicity in a political environment where being a nazi could you kicked off bandcamp, cloudflare and paypal.
>"Blackmoon" (or whatever his name is) straight up said he thinks jews control the media.
Lmao stating a fact doesn't make you a fascist you fucking idiot.
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no, but lyrics like these do:
>The corrosive parasites are trying to turn my home land into some fucking leper colony.
>The swastika will sun rise again upon my native soil, the time of purification is at hand.
it's pretty easy to tell when an artist flirts with fashy imagery because they think it's edgy/cool/aesthetic, because they dodge the issue and eventually disavow it if pressed. (see Satanic Warmaster.) There's no financial incentive to get banned everywhere with explicit "heil hitler the swasitka will rise again 88" shit unless you really believe it.