Why would you worship a cuck like Christgau or pseud like Scaruffi when you got a real man like Artemi Troitski?

Why would you worship a cuck like Christgau or pseud like Scaruffi when you got a real man like Artemi Troitski?

>is based
>doesn't fuck with Queen
>homophobic
>friends with Kino, Almost all Soviet Art Rock bands, Rammstein, Leningrad, Peter Hammil and many more
>Broke the law in the 70's and was a big fuck you to commies
>Manages to both piss of Boomers and Zoomies alike with his distaste for Queen, Talk-Talk, Hip-Hop and Tina Turner
>Actually was face to face with David Bowie, Brian Eno, Peter Gabriel
>Probably fucked your soviet qt
>Managed to bridge the US,, the UK with Russia
>had the balls to show The Prodigy to Peter Hamill and ask him for his opinion
>Friends with Einsturzende Neubauten

>

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>homophobic
lmao

based

The only reviewer I worship is myself

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>unironically giving a fuck about any of these faggots' opinions

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>Why would you worship a cuck like
Anybody, just use their lists as a guide and build your own opinion

>national hero
>presents arguments and is respectful even when tearing Queen to shits
>doesn't slob over black man dick
>favorite band is CAN
yep he's the man.

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Distaste for hip-hop already makes him better than Christgau, Scaruffi or that dumbass Fantano. I'll give his reviews a look sometime, but these guys have the right idea. You can use critics as guides, but it is so easy to find inconsistencies in their reviewing approaches that people need to let go of the idea that they are anything more than a tool for finding other music.

>actually is a musician
>played in a band which had success
>a band which was liked by both Brian Eno and The National (too bad he don't like them back)

based AF Tony get back to work nigga.

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This on some Velvet Underground Kino shit right here. This guy got laid, christgau got fucked.

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>yes indeed Deep Purple is superior than LZ how'd you know? But really Hard Rock dumbed down after Kiss and AC/DC, I'd recommend you listen to Mahavishnu Orchestra.

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>made a festival containing Autechre, Aphex Twin, Wire, Orb, Banco de Gaia

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>homophobic
isn't he gay?

no nigga he got a wifet and baddie baby girl man. A man in the Soviet times who broke the law and promoted Rock bands couldn't be a fag. At leat not a one that the West thinks off.
Plus he hates Freddie's flamboyance.

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Rather have Troitski stans than another Ladytron art thot thread.

>Doesn't have a website
Okay boys let's move out

Mark Brindle is so far ahead of any critic still active it's unfair to make any comparisons.

some Russian on here should hit him up about doing it.

Is this him?

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Where can I read his Queen review?

doesn't look like him. But it's a charicature of Alla Pugacheva who looks like a man in real life so prob some joker dude.

Because I'm not a retarded /pol/tard. Scaruffi and Christgau can fuck off too.

sounds based

Did he actually say this? This guys pretty awesome.

wtf is your problem with the based ladytron, twat? get a life.

Stop talking to yourself you dumb cunt

i don't talk to myself, retard. you're too paranoid for your own good, stupid.

Of course you don’t
Faggot

post his favorite albums

where does on go to read reviews and such?

Nice OP thanks!

Mark Pindle is based tier

rateyourmusic.com/list/AKT_Experience
His favourite albums by years from his show
some episodes you can find on yt
youtu.be/Ef9QhqOcw2c for example

Anyone who likes Magma is cool in my book

Wow, I only checked the top 10 for 1965-75 and this guy's taste is extremely based. Even better than Scaruffi's, which I already thought was far better than any other reputed music critic's. Will drone for sure.

youtu.be/dq_tZ1RubEM
His interview with Bowie from 90s russian TV

His picks for 60s are extremely average through, all the same Dylan-Hendrix-Who-Beatles-Zappa-Beefheart-TVU-Love-etc shit

Fair enough, they are quite generic but the order he has them in is shockingly accurate. Obviously I don't exactly agree with just about any of the positions, but it is impressively close and I can see where he's coming from on most of them.

His favorite Punk band of all time is Suicide which is quite Based.

So as Scaruffi's

That's why I posted that.

You forgot that he was friends with Tarkovsky and he got them guys into Floyd and Beefheart.

Based
youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0

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seek help, motherfucker

>>homophobic
cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=UNPP0IND5u8

That's a fucking yikes nigga.

>had the balls to show The Prodigy to Peter Hamill and ask him for his opinion
What's special about this one?

Queen has never been considered a good band.

Come on son, normies can't stop making a big deal of that mustachio'd faggots band.

Just threw this together for those too lazy to sort through 50 KYM lists.
I excluded most of the obvious Scaruffi-core from this chart (the two critics have a lot of overlap).

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thread full of ignorant bitches dedicated to an ignorant bitch literally who

Only one ignorant here is you mate.