Trying to explain chords to a bass player

Just mention Gang of Four- Ether

I dont get it

Bass players understand harmony better than guitards, guitards often don’t even know the notes on the neck

Turn her amp down.

youtube.com/watch?v=A2vn18DVSbU

Every guitar player just spams notes aimlessly thinking they impressing the women
No oh no my friend

Bass players got the soul & rhythm
We get the women but lurk in thr shadows
Oh yes our strong fingers

>trying to explain time signatures to anyone except the drummer

>bassist isn’t just some girl standing there

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>her
Billy corgan defected

Guitars are for girls and teenagers lil dick baby dick ass nigga
You got soft fingers ya fucking dweeb

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BASS GUITAR > ELECTRIC

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HAHAHAH based who wants to fuck the bassist

literally every band has a female bass player

Lmao bullshit. How many songs are composed in odd times by the guitarists? Just look at Djent/Math.

Gene Simmons fucked holocaust of women
Geddy Lee is pretty cool guy
Justin Chancellor sick on da beat yes man one love janny is a bumbo clot

>women will fuck you if you are a member of a recognized band
okay, but if you are apart of a nobody band, everybody will only wanna fuck the guitarist or the drummer

Who told ya that lil guy??

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>jesus then pounded that prostitutes pussy
not a terribly educated meme ill have to admit

>t. session bass player
ftfy

But I'm sure your high school band is adorable though

Yikes and you are a faithless fool
After your time here is up
Enjoy nothing!

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>he doesnt play both guitar and bass and have both knowledge and respect for both instruments and their roles in music
uh i mean have sex cope filtered you gusic tourist cringe pleb fag music for this feel? haha

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>trying to explain not overplaying to a guitar player
>trying to explain keeping in time to a guitar player
>trying to explain arpeggios to a guitar player

>bassist isn't a chubby but cute chick with confidence issues
I won't play in this band, simple as

heh, bass players am i right guys?

>not composing on bass and basing the song off that
never going to make it

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Not much can though.

playing above the 12th fret is cheating. you might as well just play a guitar at that point an get the same pitches

>trying to explain proper mixing to everyone else

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Bassed

Guitar is pretty lame in any rock band
Keyboards>bass guitar>the drums>and finally, the guitars
Guitar is only worth a damn if its a jazz fusion/rock band.
Also check out the bass playing in zeuhl and krautrock bands.

this

>explaining sub 80Hz tones to a guitar player.

Based and zenpilled

I WANTING FIR A GUY TO CUM AND TAKE ME BY THE HAND

>lead singer and guitarist in my band
>my boyfriend is the bassist

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Good.

>bass player plays in any other time signature than 7/4

Wait please dont tell me you his bf as well

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only on occasions when i wish to play the male in the relationship

please explain it to me my mixing is shit

I'm a bass player. Explain everything you guys say I don't understand so I can understand it and improve.

This hardcore

Bases

You can tune percussion tho

>frogposting
yikes + cringe

>session bass player
literally proved his point.

Passing by and I just know that a bass player made this thread as a 10/10 troll.

Similarly in the culture of orchestral music, "viola jokes" are regularly made by viola players themselves, both as self-deprecation and also for giggles.

Ideal.

>explaining to the guitarist anything other than bar chords
>explaining to the guitarist any non-diatonic modes

Shut the fuck up you lame ass nerd. Nobody cares, it's fun.

>first bass player of a band creates intrincate chordwork on album
>next bass players play shit simpler versions live with sloppy timing
everytime. a good bass player is a rarity.

dude zombie chords lamo!

Peter Steele wants to know your location

Bases

>there are other people on Yea Forums who actually play instruments
Where the fuck are all of you on the rest of this board?

kpop general
t. bass player

Cringe

Based curtisposter.

Bassed

actively shitposting and ruining the board for everyone

>implying that's a bad thing

Right here. Can I be of help?

Reply if you like play with your (b)ass

I turn on my octave pedal for basslines

rap threads, feel threads, sad songs threads/reccs.
t. violinist.

What a loser

No it's not.

Bases

Ouch man, that really hurts.

AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF

I CUNT SLEP CUZ MY HED ON FIREEEE

Bass is a shit and simple instrument. Rythm is much more complicated on a guitar and thats the only thing the bass is useful at and every other instrument does it better.

>rhythm is complicated on a guitar
>most rhythm guitars just strum a short succession of basic power chords
Kek
Guitar playing is the best when its a furious jazz rock/fusion solo. Coincidentally, thats also when the bass is putting out great rhythms.

You strum multiple notes at once and have to keep track which notes you hit and which you dont. A bass player plays at most 2 strings. Bass players swear they keep the rhythm like a drummer when they dont. A guitarist can do a bassists job but a bassists cant do a guitar players.

youtube.com/watch?v=03A7Ycj_Nqo

Imagine writing something that is this insanely bluepilled.
Imagine writing something that is this insanely redpilled.
Faggot.