You also have to predict the next three or more albums the artist will make, other anons guess
>I hate women
>I hate women [Part 2]
>I hate myself
>I hate everything
>I'm gay
>I'm gay and my boyfriend left me
Future albums:
>I'm not actually gay (just kidding)
>Collab album with Kanye
>Solo piano album
>I hate women [Part 3]
sounds insteresting
>is not a phase mom: the album
>guys what if we stop making lite SDRE music and start talking about our experiences in high school
>okay what if we mature and talk about how religious we are and also about how me and my boyfriend were happy together?
>oh fuck the other two guys left, guess we have to make a dream pop album that emo boys will get triggered about it and think we sold out making generic pop
>okay now let's make 80s revival music about how depressed i am
Future albums:
>let's make that album again but instead of singing about how depressed i am let's sing about why abortion and interracial relationships are good
>shit no one liked that, you know let's sing again about depression but stay with the 80s style
>okay now let's return to guitar
>lmao i'm a mom now so this will be our last album, also i'm religious again
> Hey! We sound Like Led Zeppelin!
Future albums:
> Hey! We sound Like Led Zeppelin!
> Hey! We sound Like Led Zeppelin!
> Hey! We sound Like Led Zeppelin!
Tyler ur obvious
That one 2017 rock band that everyone appraised for copying led zeppelin
>i'm not like the other girls
Future Albums:
>i want to be like the other boys
>i might want to be a popstar now
>i want to be like the other girls
>i am like the other girls
Paramore?
Billie Eilish
yes
also yes
Nice!
those future paramore albums (but the first one) unironically sound interesting and might happen, good job user
>>let's make that album again but instead of singing about how depressed i am let's sing about why abortion and interracial relationships are good
the saddest part about that sentence is that knowing Hayley's currently mood, she might unironically write about that
>i'm just a sweet teen from Nashville
>same album again but is actually good
>hey girls, i also love rock n roll, also Kanye is an asshole
>hey girls, having boyfriends is pretty problematic and i hope you end with them
>lmao i'm the biggest person in the World right now
>oh no, my relevance fell off and people are tired of me
Future albums:
>i love gay people
>okay Trump isn't in the White House anymore so i can stop pretending to be woke
>i love other womans so much
>i loved women so much in the Last album that unironically made me realize i might be lesbian
Taylor Swift
This thread is full of obvious ones so far.
>I'm a cutie with sick poly-rhythms and a reverence to the seaside
>I grew into a woman and I live at the bottom of the sea now
>Let's bring up this piano back to shore and leave the poly-rhythms behind
>Man I really hope my boy ain't lost back there at sea
newsom?
>wa waa i want to kill myself *shoegaze noises*
>wa waa i want to kill myself *black metal noises*
>*strums guitar* im going to kill myself
>ted talk on killing yourself *long ass drone*
>i still want to kill myself *more shoegaze noises*
>im about to kill mysellf *bleep bloop*
future albums:
>im killing myself *post rock noises*
>*kills himself* (field recording)
>rip who would have known he would kill himself (posthumous compilation)
>let's be like Blink-182 but angry at everything
>let make that again but instead of being angry let's be sad
>okay now let's bring up some random pop culture icons here
>okay now let's make our most original and best album
>okay now let's make crappy stadium pop Maroon 5 tier music
>let's make shitty trending hip hop beats
>now let's make shitty dubstep
Future Albums:
>implying
>women are disgusting freaks that are just little manipulatable toys
>why did you leave me woman I'm so sorry woman
>we don't have any more content but yeah peace and love and fuck women
>Hey women you're not so bad but really fuck you
>ok now this is pathetic. No women and no friends because I no longer have any relevancy
>I'm quirky lol
>I'm funky lol
>second-best album
>best album
>hey we're popular now
>*america intensifies*
>we're in a film now
>we're still relevant right
Future albums:
>outtakes
>more outtakes
>even more outtakes
ye man
>I'm a creative writing major, look how pretentious our vocabulary is! Hope you like sea shanties.
>Here's another record to hear words you've never heard another living being say. Also, more sea shanties.
>We're still doing it! Have some more sea shanties cause you're not tired of those yet.
>Our label told us to chill out with the shanties and pretentious lyrics. Here's a folk tale instead
>Fuck it, we wrote our own folk tale
>Now we're just a folk band, but it's American folk music instead.
>Did you see the fucking news today?!
>No, seriously, did you see what Trump TWEETED?!
Future Albums
>Man, this world is fucked
>I'm still pissed off. I'm gonna go back to writing pretentious bullshit, at least I was happier back then.
>We wrote another folk tale, but it's not as good
the smiths
no. same, decade though
xiu xiu
Hey! Is it that band that sounds like Led Zeppelin?
paramore, but those are some bizarre predictions
ok here's mine
>dude weed lmao (but also loneliness a bit)
>the last one, but better all around
>the last one, but we have a budget now
>i have a kid and a meth addiction now
>let's just try everything
>acoustic guitars
>political
>political 2: electric boogaloo (15 minutes too long edition)
>boring
>underrated
>boring
>political 3: the orange man returns
predictions
>big comeback album, some political stuff but not the main focus
>their best album in 15+ years, much less political focus
>going for an acoustic sound again
>tweedly tiddly tiddly haha jk here’s some math rock that’s actually cool and interesting
>literally album of the decade, an absolute masterpiece
>okay i guess we kinda suck now
future albums
>haha wow we really suck now like big time
>outtakes compilation
>whoopsie doodle we accidentally made the best album of the 20s
>okay we’re all dads now and we have kids to tale care of we should probably just shit out a quick ep
>ok whatever bye
Green Day