What album is the musical equivalent of Harry Potter books?

Why would anyone subject themselves to the musical equivalent of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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kek

imagine ranking atlas shrugged 4 tiers over to kill a mockingbird and harry potter

>to kill a mockingbird
>the lord of the rings
>shit tier
wow, you look so interesting and special, when i grow up i want to be like you

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wasted quints on a post where you can’t recognize pasta. pretty sad desu

Shocked me to hear he was a hardcore alcoholic at one point.

weak bait

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You both are completely right, but why are you responding to obvious as fuck bait?

unironically based

Newfags please leave

Right-wing lit starterpack

The Trial middle tier? I expected at least high tier, compared to The Stranger.