Let's play a game Yea Forums, write lyrics for a song or a rap in this thread...

Let's play a game Yea Forums, write lyrics for a song or a rap in this thread, and I will sing/rap the best one turning it into a real song!

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stupid horse
just jumped out the porsche

If I eat a lot, I shit a lot
If I eat a lil, I shit a lil
but the more I shit the better I feel
... for real

weiner...weiner

green for the dream
like my beef lean
kpop makes the panties drop

Ima hero no spandex
Just popped a molly and some xanax
Pills numb the pain
Niggas think I'm strong as a train
Maybe I'm sick, I'm insane
Actin like I can fly like a plane

Whip out yo booty hoe.
I'm a happy fucker.
Don't be moody though.
You'll have to suck my huge sucker.

Woman is the nigger of the world
Think about it, do something about it

(this is meant to be in the style of Fred Durst)


You...you really thought so huh...
Ahhh shit....

You said I was a zero
Said I was no hero
But now I gotta have a beer hoe
Because you done stressed me
You simply don't impress me
Always tryna infest and protest me
It's kinda like ya got some STICK IN YA ASS
I put my foot on the gas
And head to another dimension
I'm feelin' the tension
DID I FORGET TO MENTION

IIIIIIIIIII don't liiiiiiiiiiiiiike youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I won't tryyyyyyyyyyyy toooooooooo
Even spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite youuuuuuuuuuu
Just to spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite yoooouuuuuuuuuuu

BITCH FEEL ME
I MEAN IT FOREALY
YA NEVA EVA MEANT A SINGLE THING TO ME
YOU WANNA CRY
I GOTTA SAY BYE
NEVA WANTED TO BE THE GUY PASSIN YA BYE

YOU WANTED ME TO BE YOUR SLAVE
NEVA EVA EVA, NEVA YOU BITCH
NOT AFTER I SAW WHAT YOU GAVE
YOU HAD ME TRICKED BUT YOU AINT A TREAT
YOU WANTED ME TO BE SO FUCKED
BUT NOW YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

misogyny guilt mixed with white guilt liberal way ahead of his time

Yikes

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez
Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic

Suicide squad.
Bitch I'm too done.
With this damn world.
It makes me hurl.
It makes me rage.
In my small cage.
You are all fake.
You are all gay.

*lengthy ad-libbed intro*

FUCK JANNIES, THESE NIGGAS DO IT FOR FREE
YOU LOWERED THE BAR, WAY BELOW WAGIE
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO CLEAN UP Yea Forums
YOU NIGGAS FAKER THAN DAMN Yea Forums

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Here's the first one guys, sorry if it's bad I got a new mike and I'm still not used to it. You guys can keep going I may or may not do another one if we get enough replies.

clyp.it/v2ws20ex

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>base hits
>IF I EAT A LOT

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SOTY

>FOREALY

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Bump

Gaze upon these nuts and be brutally mogged

Beaten and flogged, butt raped and sprayed with an AUG

You might of heard about the boston strangler

Honey its not one of those

Talkin bout the midnight shaker

Did you see him drop the bottoms off

I smoke weed in the morning and I take huge chews

Lexapro gave me ED when I was 22

>switch voices back and forth after each line
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
sneed
youre a big guy
formerly chucks
for you

aye uh woa aye.. aye... this my- woah woah aye..

holy based

Positively surprised user

good thread

you never close to me im the realest alive
my mans raped me when i was five
sucked so much nut, it leaks out my butt
i am OP i am a faggutt

Never trust kaffirs
Got jumped by five today
Took all my goddamn pay
Believe me when I say
Around niggers
Fingers on triggers

I’m a pseudo intellectual socialist shill

I snort cocaine up both nostrils with hundred dollar bills

First ill walk you to the beach and then park on the hill

Then cover you with hella semen like im president bill