>....Van Halen's Hot for Teacher...which I've always thought was kind of a scummy douchey song to begin with
van halen btfo
....Van Halen's Hot for Teacher...which I've always thought was kind of a scummy douchey song to begin with
Benjamin Peterson
Carson Barnes
That’s kinda the point of the song.
Joseph Myers
what a cuck
Julian Brooks
by this dork?
in that shirt?
fuck off back to work tony, you have no fuckin clue what btfo means
Luis Powell
>"Meanwhile, Lil Nigga Man's "Give Up That Pussy Bitch (For The Whole Crew)" is a real bop!"
Justin Hall
Is he playing a character at this point
Kayden Clark
It's too accurate.
Aiden Gonzalez
The Fader article scared the shit out of him so he goes to incredible leaps to prove he's a liberal. I mean at this point a band could take a picture outside of the white house and he'll make a 10 minute video about Trump. He did the same thing with Elon Musk and claimed it was music related because he's dating Grimes
William Davis
What the fuck I love Van Halen now!
Brandon Hall
This. The guy's fucking ruined himself. If he ends up killing himself/becoming an addict ten years down the line I would not be surprised.
Ayden Jackson
Any 12 year old boy who didn't have an unusually attractive teacher that gave him some early spank bank material is either very unfortunate or completely fucking gay.
Gavin Gutierrez
LOL
Christopher Perry
I had a hot teacher who was trying to get on my dick in senior year.
Daniel Flores
The thing is I do believe Fantano is sincerely a liberal on most issues and it's been years since Fader now. He doesn't have to be a bitch anymore.
Henry Smith
I still jerk off thinking about my math teacher in 7th great. Blonde, huge tits and ass, we used to walk together to school since she lived nearby. In my fantasies I'm still 12 and she takes advantage of me.
Fuck, I got hard.
Blake Lopez
7th grade I meant
Xavier Martinez
1984 [Warner Bros., 1984]
Side one is pure up, and not only that, it sticks to the ears: their pop move avoids fluff because they're heavy and schlock because they're built for speed, finally creating an all-purpose mise-en-scene for Brother Eddie's hair-raising, stomach-churning chops. Side two is consolation for their loyal fans--a little sexism, a lot of pyrotechnics, and a standard HM bass attack on something called "House of Pain." B+
Blake Fisher
post pubes, bro
Anthony Rogers
post based eddie
Carter Rodriguez
Hunter Miller
This faggot is way out of his element
Parker Jenkins
Maybe he's been hanging out with Christgau.
Alexander Campbell
>I was sitting on a bench by the elevator talking to David when I felt someone touching my leg. I turned around to find Eddie Van Halen lifting my skirt to see what I was wearing underneath. I gave him the biggest shit-eating grin. I just adore him and, like a bitch in heat, I wanted to screw him too.
>We posed for pictures with him, and then he grabbed my breast and even pulled my dress over to expose my breast. Then he leaned over into my ear and said, “Meet me at the Marriott bar.” I couldn’t believe I was going to get my chance at him.
Eli Wood
He probably jerks off to you, user
Connor Morales
Since he gave 1984 a mostly positive review, maybe not.
Alexander Lee
absolutement basado
Leo Watson
Why were 80s fashions absolute nightmare fuel?
Jacob Bailey
>Side two is consolation for their loyal fans--a little sexism
Ayden Young
PROBLEMATIC
Cameron White
Centerfold is Hot for Teacher for patricians
Sebastian Cook
It really is just bitter/mentally ill women who become feminists. Normal women love getting fucked by alphas.
Robert Garcia
"thcummy" is douchey it makes you sound like a white bitch
pompous bald faggot