Imagine there's no heaven

>imagine there's no heaven

Why the fuck would I want to do that? Heaven sounds badass.

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>telling some guy how great he is nonstop literally forever sounds cool

God knows she's great
Heaven is literally earth without the shitty parts (war, poverty, diseases, douchebags)

He just wanted to beat his wife and do drugs without fear of divine retribution.

Let us praise God.
Oh Lord, oooh you are so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tell you. Forgive us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying and barefaced flattery. But you are so strong and, well, just so super. Fantastic. Amen.

Bruh, heaven is life without all the stuff that sucks

Forever

All thanks to God

You're damn right I'm gonna tell Him how great He is if He can give me an eternal life with literally nothing that sucks. Come on, nobody likes stuff that sucks. Heaven is a place where you know none of it exists.

eternal life sounds gay as fuck

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none of the stuff that sucks exists when you're dead too

lel

t. John shitposting from hell

>imagine hell has shitposting
>it's easy if you try

But none of the good stuff does either. And that stuff is everywhere in heaven.

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth

He was saying that your heaven could be now, so why wait?

Depends what heaven we're talking about. Islamic heaven for males? Hell ye. Norse heaven? Egyptian afterlife? Badass.
Christian heaven? Get the fuck out.

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>believing in an afterlife
>not reincarnation

Exactly this. Heaven is on Earth. The Divine is all around us. We ARE the Divine.

all the good stuff is sinning

>believing in reincarnation
>not the eternal black void

Did you know John Q Niggardbee?

praise his name

imagine, and this might be too much for your small brain, there are no religions lying to people

>badass.

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Get behind me, Satan
Murder and rape are good things?

God is not mocked. A religion which preaches the truth only lies when liars take hold of it.

I am God. If you disagree with me you're going to hell.

No, you're not
>disagree with me and you'll go to hell
What exactly do you disagree with him on?

You're going to hell.

And that's a good thing. If you call evil good, if you think absolutely evil acts are justified, if you live your life producing no fruits for everything you do but your own wasteful vanity, mocking those who just want your soul to be saved from the fires of hell, what right have you to be saved?

Not up to you bud. Only God can judge me.
He's gonna judge you too if you're not careful.

Holy shit go back to /r/christcucks and leave us all alone.

It's never the people going to heaven who tell people this.

based retard

>year of our Lord 2019
>not being saved by the grace of Jesus Christ

How pitiful. Yea Forums is a Christian board, if you can't accept that there's plenty of room on r/atheism for you.

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If you're not Orthodox you're not a real Christian.

>telling God what Christianity is
yeah sure. Jesus got crucified and I get negative replies from retards on Yea Forums.

The bad stuff is what makes the good stuff good. If everything was just good all the time it'd get old and boring.
That's why drug addicts are always trying to get something better; you get used to it.

Why the fuck would God browse Yea Forums, He's an /x/tian

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