>fav album
>ideal gf
Fav album
Brandon Phillips
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Matthew Collins
Orange Crate Art
My Oneitis
Landon Lopez
I don't listen to rock music.
None, sex makes me feel ill/anxious
Caleb Hill
Take As Needed for Pain
Jason Williams
thicc
Ryder Ross
Please, anyone but Momokun
Samuel Lopez
this
OP image is probably the only good photo of her ever because you can’t see most of her face
William Martin
White Light/White Heat
Matthew Rivera
slightly thicc qt with glasses - cannot stress the glasses enough for some reason they turn me to stone
Elijah Cook
>Mayhem - Live in Leipzig
>chubby asian who's smarter than me
Isaiah Jackson
larks' tongues in aspic
Nolan Hughes
>Fav album
pic related
>Ideal gf
Shy petite asian
Gabriel Wilson
is that fucking momokun?
Hudson Hall
ASS SMELLING
BLOB
CHEESE DRINKING
CRISCO BATHING
LARD GARGLING
DR ROBOTNIC LOOKING
PLANET
John Lopez
short blonde hair. Like elizabeth debicki or something
Luke Cruz
you fat fucking disgusting ass smelling, blob, cheese drinking, crisco bathing, lard gargling, calorie thieving, cabbage patch face having, dr robotnik looking, wingstop eating, mcdonalds gorging, t-rex arm having, non-vegetable eating, cook on a george foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray, wide load, hungry hungry hippo, planet, pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem, whale/free willy, parked bus, yokozuna, flubber, *bah* kirby, salad dodger, chair crusher, butterball, go to subway but put everything on it, michellin man, happy because hostess is back in business motherfucker
Samuel Sanders
>unknown pleasures
or some other post-punk unknown pleasures just comes to mind
big into nick cave as well hard to pick a fav let love in maybe
>none since i'm god ugly and unlovable
Jaxson Cox
>static age
>thicc mommy gf
Julian Morales
>atrocity exhibition
>pasty as fuck, dark black hair, nice and into the environment
Jaxson Long
>Fav album
pic related
>Ideal gf
White, Christian, redhead or blonde, and preferably a virgin
Brody Edwards
I don't really have a favorite album. Maybe something Grunge.
Jaxon Garcia
glad im not the only degenerate on here
Michael Thompson
intelligent, active, gentle in a motherly way, great legs
patrician
Parker Miller
Trad qt
Gavin Myers
>fav album
OMOIDE IN MY HEAD/LAST LIVE AT SAPPORO
>ideal gf
A girl who puts up with all the nerd bullshit I like, at least - if she likes it, even better; chubby to fat; smarter than me, or at least be decently smart. And that genuinely likes me.
John Myers
Don't worry, it's all degenerates here. I think that there's a non-zero amount of dudes into SSBBW in this metaphorical shithole.
Landon Turner
qt art hoe
Carter Lewis
qt white new york jewish gf
Easton Gonzalez
This one girl I talk to sometimes in dms but she had a bf and I'm too socially stupid to approach irl
Samuel Young
GTAB
Owen Ortiz
Such sterilised taste in women and music.
Noah Barnes
who this thicc bitch?
Ryder Bailey
People who got into John Maus through MDE are the weakest race.
Eli Ross
not as weak as the ones who associate all his fans with MDE fans automatically but I get your point
Parker Watson
I would unironically plow Momokun. AMA.
Brayden Barnes
Kys faggot
Ayden Perry
not picky, even if she got a girl dick
Camden Price
me too
Nathan Lewis
badmotorfinger
Joseph Butler
>Muse - The Resistance
>a man
Julian Smith
A cute trap
Nolan Gutierrez
based taste in traps, cringe taste in KC albums
Asher Perez
>Necroticism - Descanting the Insalubrious
>best girl
Sebastian Roberts
>/fit/, blonde, breast size doesn't matter, preferably on the taller side, [spoiler]mildly on the dom side[/spoiler]
Jeremiah Sanders
>gf
faggot.
Jeremiah Reed
>Orange Crate Art
wew, we've got a cultured guy here
Jaxon Allen
Dark haired, spic conservative qt that tells me that everything is going to be all right and also wants to have children.
Tyler Flores
This Heat - Deceit
Jaxon Torres
Redhead, freckles all over the face, green eyes, and most importantly, PATRICIAN
Xavier Ramirez
Based
Jackson Green
i just want a girl who likes oktubre
Dominic Sanchez
Based
Zachary Price
>dies alone
Josiah Garcia
Based argentinian retard
James Hughes
Selkup or Ket, big legs, so as to make Tatar or Chuvash PCA child
Favorite album is A Love Supreme
Nolan Moore
Probably Alien lanes.
Fucking nice, you dig Curly hair?
Anthony Long
Slowly turning into fat nick
Sebastian Taylor
hayley williams
Connor Cox
> Agents of Fortune
> I honestly don't mind too much
Ryder Perez
rude ...
Wyatt Myers
Unloved - Heartbreak
Sebastian Thomas
this is the ideal level of thiccness
Caleb Walker
based album
Julian Robinson
based
Evan Phillips
>album
Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire) by The Kinks
>gf
Pic related.
Ethan Campbell
Christianity is big gay
Owen Cox
this
Andrew Johnson
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Owen Gray
Matthew White
Cute trap. Not hot. Cute
Ethan Rivera
based
Ayden Bailey
god youre an insufferable faggot
Alexander Reyes
Diamond Dogs
Ryder Stewart
none dating is overrated
Brody Bennett
Speaking in Tongues
Kayden Scott
really into bears
Elijah Ross
Joy Division - Closer
John Davis
Is that her from LOTR?
Michael Anderson
Lara Croft (post-2013 reboot)
Daniel Nguyen
Juju by Siouxsie and the Banshees
Ayden Kelly
Album art,Girl description > Girl image, album name
>Tomboys with a sense of humour
Carson Wilson
>Tomboys with a sense of humour
thats so fucking broad retard, not our fault you dont know the name of album covers
Christopher Gray
The Age of Adz
Connor Murphy
Pale brunette with glasses.
Carson Roberts
>skinny but not too much, dark haired and pale skin, a little bit dom sometimes and with her own taste (that of course I'm going to change)
That's literally my ex, it wasn't the best relationship but I still love her
Ryder Lee
Chinese Fountain - The Growlers.
slim redhead. smart enough to have her own opinions but not so smart that she's always right. kinkier than me.
Wyatt Murphy
>The Microphones - Mount Eerie
Easton Gonzalez
>The Beatles - Revolver
Levi Wood
In Rainbows
One that understands that I'm a flawed human being much like everyone else and I make mistakes and sometimes I act less humble than I should out of feeling inadequate much for the same reason how I am also too self-critical at times and who also has similar interests/hobbies as me and if not respects mine but also wants to get to know about the things I like just as I would want to know about the things she likes and also doesn't mind that I don't have much money and I'm not sure what I'm doing with my life and is someone who I could develop a deep emotional connection with to where we understand eachother's personalities and our issues and want to be kind to one another and apologize when either of us are wrong and believe in one another and stick up for one another
That's about it
Aaron Scott
The Stone Roses' s/t
Mason Davis
holy FUCK
Henry Scott
Mentally ill fucker.
Blake Ross
she's mine ok but you can take a look :)
James Roberts
Brian Eno - On Land
Robert Watson
>The Glow Pt 2
Smart with dark, shoulder length hair that talks in a nonchalant manner
Thomas Mitchell
what he said
Ayden Young
Cryptopsy - None So Vile
I'm not gonna post a link to the mommy story but you should read it :^)
Jayden Rogers
Can't Maintain
Ryder Smith
> Person Pitch by Panda Bear
Ideal gf would exist and like me.
Levi Sanders
Nico - Marble Index
Owen Baker
how the fuck am i supposed to read it if i dont have a link to it
Landon Cooper
What's wrong with her face?
Nolan Williams
Meat is Murder
Matthew Watson
patrician taste in music
mid-tier taste in women
Brody Hernandez
Based and eternalpilled
Nolan Evans
Melt-Banana - Fetch
Caleb Sanders
Your ideal girlfriend is fat and bordering on unhealthy.
Jack Watson
> thicker, shorter but not that short
> a little mean but ultimately caring, in truth affectionate, lethargic, relatively sensible
> would share a lot of interests in media but would have slightly different tastes in things
>slightly more experience with having friends and leaving the house than i do, but still shy
> ultimately someone who could benefit from me taking care of them
thinking about this to hard
Hunter Wood
>worst girl
Zachary Morgan
lol fuck this i love anal and fuck you and your religion
Jack Rodriguez
Garrett?
Elijah White
Younger thicc blonde girl with blue eyes and nice feet who can cook.
Or thinn art hoe with dark hair and pale skin
Adrian Butler
anal is big gay
Jacob Murphy
Mr Bungle- Mr Bungle
pic related, my waifu
Carter Jones
>Black saint and the sinner lady
>A girl who is small and warm and loving and snuggles me every night. Holds me everyday and we kiss softly and make love. And she always calls me cute love names and we talk about how much we love each other and how we are a team. Then we talk about how cruel this world is and how the only way to save the world is to end it. But at this moment in time we just lay together in the bed and think about each other then watch something and snuggle more, I'd lick her toes, even earing her toe gunk. Then she'd take little shits onto my tummy and rub them all over my tummy and eat it off. Wed then shower together and cry and then listen to music and talk about philosophy and cry and make love and snuggle.
Repeat.
Asher Cooper
god DAMN
William Adams
Wtf are you me?
Bentley Ross
>Close to the Edge
>Cute Innocent Asian
Christopher Baker
i've seen people banned for posting it on Yea Forums, but it's easy to find just search mommyceleb pastebin
Ryder Stewart
MOMO-MUNCH
LAARDVARK
COUCH POTATO
Mason White
>women
>innocent
Oh man
Colton Kelly
checked but Momokun is unironically hot
Evan Harris
Rei Ayanami is technically a woman and she is innocent (and best girl).
Carter Phillips
god damn i would never be able to pull out of this chick and i dont even want kids
Ian Robinson
where to find a thicc art hoe gf
Angel Phillips
not even sure what my favorite album is these days since i mostly just listen to classical and the odd bits of dad rock now
Aiden Allen
Great album horrible everything else
Carson Harris
Possibly the most based post I've ever seen
Caleb Turner
feed and seed
Jonathan Thompson
There's no such thing as an "innocent" woman. I've seen some quiet and innocent women do some heinous shit without hesitation.
Noah Price
god damn i want qt nazi gf
Asher Cox
Adrian Bell
purple rain
Luke Reed
Disintegration
Thick thighed brunette
Blake Sullivan
>worst album
>worst girl
makes sense
Tyler Torres
What's best album then, you tasteless nigger?
Justin Cox
>revolver
>indigo white
Parker Perry
>Rei Ayanami is technically a woman
sure buddy
Kayden Murphy
>horrible everything else
don't say that you're making her sad
Camden Nelson
sorry, i don't give recs to reifags
Robert Lewis
Based
Jordan Morgan
short chubby asian gf
Luke Lee
>your ideal gf is a fat whore
C'mon OP
>fav album
Unfortunately don't have one rn desu.
But last year I really bumped Care for me by Saba and Ye's albums.
>ideal gf
I don't know these days, I was buildimg something last year then it was gone. I don't really have a good idea of what I want anymore.
Ian Roberts
>indigo white
Literally who?
Julian Lee
>Wild Nothing - Nocturne
>goth or artsy and colorful
Kevin Walker
A neotenous, demure (hopefully a bit chubby, but not so much so it's gross, or /fit/) half Anglo/Germanic/Irish half-Hispanic dark-haired girl (with somewhere between light and moderately tan skin, maybe light eyes, but brown/hazel eyes aren't a deal breaker) that's a pious Catholic woman that has a heart of gold, the voice of an angel, intelligent, has her own interests outside of mine and is her own person, honest about how she feels, caring, loving and has the patience of a saint, despite any of her faults. I just want a gf that I'm not dating for short term thrills, but for the long run and someone to spend my life providing for and helping to build each other's character. I want someone to remind me of God's grace and love for every man, past the more abstract intellectual level and in a more direct and intimate manner. I want someone who loves me for my best self and chisels away the worst parts of me for my own sake. Also, is a bit traditional and wants 4-5 children. I just want someone to truly love and who truly loves me back, despite our imperfections. Also, like a couple of years younger than me since for some weird reason I can talk to zoomers better than I can with most millennials like me.
Bentley Sanders
wow im the exact same as you third and thicc
Leo Gonzalez
qt with short ginger hair who likes punk rock and first wave goth but doesn't dress like a caricature of said subcultures
based, want the same
Jaxson Perez
literally any 40 years old mom
Ethan Adams
ITAOTS
Lucas Diaz
imagine unironically thinking this
Charles Evans
>putting your dick in a poopy butthole instead of a vagina
yeah big gay
Parker Morgan
An actual hippy.
Ryder Allen
> fav album
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
> ideal gf
Tall white blonde to have the best babies with.
James Cox
>favorite album
stgstv - anco
>ideal gf
i just want maya back but i know that she's not coming back, so i'll be single
Benjamin Ward
lmao the fat and humiliation fetish combined are more powerful than either of the two will ever be on their own.
Cooper Ross
>white
>jewish
choose one
Xavier Perez
Hex Enduction Hour
Brayden Edwards
>picrelated
>i don't want a girlfriend all i want is to be one
Levi Perry
QOTSA - Songs for the deaf
Dylan Mitchell
all these years later and I still wonder how someone as dumb as ltg managed to write something this funny and well-timed. seriously, the comedic timing in the video is ace. it's the only thing he's ever done well
Christian Ramirez
based and ascended
Christian Hill
>From Mars to Sirius
>Bonbi Bonkers
Jonathan Garcia
A broken clock is right two times in the day
Jackson Moore
Cringe and incelpilled
Camden Evans
...
Jordan Cruz
off charts based
Thomas Wright
>I don't listen to rock music
Whu
Ryder Wright
Who said anything about Rock or Sex you imbecile
Cooper Watson
anything
Elijah Lee
one of my favorites
short haired with abs gf
Bentley Green
That body type that /d/ calls Venus that has wide hips, thick thighs/ass, big tits, some belly or muscle, and pubic/armpit hair
Probably would like her to be my height or taller with long blonde hair and green eyes
And she likes the same things I do but unlike me she’s a weeb
I don’t really watch anime but for some reason I find weeb girls really cute
Justin Anderson
Torches
Jaxson Wood
Lorca - Tim Buckley
Nicholas Wood
>Station to Station
>Pic related
Alexander Cooper
v:D:C
she's 17
Jaxon Perez
Blue Stahli did an amazing cover of This will make you love again.
Colton Nguyen
16 Horsepower - Folklore
Nathan Martinez
Andrew W.K. - You're not alone.
[Spoiler]I don't have an ideal GF in mind[/Spoiler]
Angel Robinson
>Duster - Stratosphere
Blake Rivera
>long brown hair
>shy
>slim
>flatulent
Jack Jackson
patrish
Michael Brooks
Ys
thicc bicc
Isaac Watson
Aggressive and dominating girl with short hair.
Ayden Bailey
Panic Blooms
Lucas Ortiz
im like the opposite of an incel
Levi Rodriguez
Drive Like Jehu - Yank Crime
Gavin Wilson
The Smiths
Céline Bethmann
Xavier Mitchell
art hoe gf with glasses, pasty ass skin, high waisted jeans, tattoos on her arms only and preferably red hair
Mason Kelly
cute, little boyish face, skinny white girl, around 1.7m tall, has nice soft skin and cute little feet. small tits and average to small ass
Evan Collins
BASED
>GO TO SUBWAY BUT PUT EVERYTHING ON IT
Eli Gray
The Sound - Jeopardy
Noah Stewart
Joseph Russell
I can’t even lie, I would actually smash momokun.
Jack Rodriguez
With a hammer? Me too
Blake Bennett
Nah. With my peepee of course.
Noah Turner
Quebec by Ween or Only A Lad by Oingo Boingo
based
Oliver Hill
Madvillainy
Aaron Diaz
Grails - Deep Politics
Joshua Rivera
I hope you're not over 13
Aaron Morgan
you sound like someone who will eventually give up and settle for a mail order bride when you're like 50
Camden Turner
>that picture
Aaron White
Give us a source for the love of God
Matthew Moore
What's up with her eyes
Adam Reyes
never mind I'm retarded
Cooper Morris
>DMX - It's Dark and Hell Is Hot
>Blonde, naturally big boobed and big assed (think Kayla Lowden or Alison Angel) fun chick, so basically my fucking ex ;(
Liam Thomas
Twicetagram
Nathaniel Myers
>Feckin Weird
>the jew nerd gf that I currently possess
Christian White
SALAD DODGER
Hunter Rogers
I was gonna guess manic street preachers
Liam Campbell
Reek of Putrefaction, my fellow Reifag
Zachary Anderson
>pic related
sounds miserable
Cooper Wilson
>Pic related
>Slutty japanese gf who has good taste in music and anime. She also has to have done a STEM related degree in university. And is working in a respectable field. Being a femanon would be nice too.
Noah Kelly
So would I, but I'd never date her. She has some hot friends though.
Kevin Gray
遠い音楽
Aiden Reed
Lift To Experience - The Texas-Jerusalem Crossroads
Camden Allen
I like ladies that look like Cabello and cute Redbones also cute Slavs.
Anyway favorite album is Rush-Hemispheres
pls no bully
Tyler Butler
Christ, good luck I guess.
Ian King
A man can dream user
Chase Brooks
I've always noticed that the guys who have a bunch of criteria for their future wife tend to either not get married, get married late, and/or get divorced. I think you should just wait until you run into someone you click with instead, but that's just me.
Charles Myers
Pinkerton
Owen Roberts
>a ridiculously well educated "slut" who values anime over any other kind of art
dude what the fuck. good taste in music though
Easton Cook
>11:24:05
Sound advice. Listen to this guy user. Having criteria is good but too much will prob hurt you in the end.
Zachary Scott
How come this board got mad at the KKB bitch of dating a Chad when so many of you want Stacey?
Dylan Mitchell
Pinkerton
Parker Morgan
she's a big girl
Tyler Watson
i want a shorter than me qt emo gf with a mental illness is that too much to ask
Ryder Howard
I put a bunch of unrealistic criteria because it's supposed to be an ideal or dream gf. All I really want is someone who just has similar interests to mine and wants to do something with their life.
Isaac Adams
broadcast - tender buttons
Andrew Cooper
dating site logic is infecting the culture and is killing the click. dead ass live for the click over here.
Ryder Morris
I think having criteria is fine, but it ought to be more character-based than anything. I mean it is a relationship so you want someone who will click with you. Sure there are somethings you can overlook, but if they have certain personality traits the don't gel well with yours, that's asking for trouble in the long term.
TL;DR I think you should have standards, but they should relate to things like character and aspects of their personality, which you can discern pretty quickly in a relationship and is vital for the success of the relationship
Juan Moore
the knife - silent shout
Benjamin Rogers
Deicide - Legion
Susanna Reid
Nathaniel Brooks
INTO THE LIGHT
Jaxson Green
>caetano veloso - transa
>not very smart, cooks for me, lets me do whatever I want to her
Charles Nguyen
Hard to pick just one album, there are so many albums I couldn't live without... but:
>Dir en grey - Dum Spiro Spero
And pic related is ideal gf, Fareeza Terunuma! She's perfect. Some incels would argue that because she has taken arm-sized cocks in her ass and pussy at the same time in front of a camera, she can't be gf material, but that's not true. If anything, all that experience has made her a sex goddess... who wouldn't want to be with a sex goddess? She also makes (or at least made) music, including one of the best pop songs in all of history, has cats that she posts pics of online, and even with her insanely busy porn career has acted in at least one mainstream film (which admittedly was shit and I don't remember anything about it, but still) and on top of all that there's a lot more. She excels in everything she does. If she was my gf, I'd be the happiest man on the planet.
Jose Gonzalez
bladee - exile
William Taylor
I will listen to this album because your girl taste is so spot on
Jackson Thompson
Extremely unique listen so far. The clean harmony vocals were not expected and create a cool atmosphere.
Jose Nguyen
based as hell
Leo Jackson
holy sweet jesus
how is this even legal?
Jace King
Radiohead - In Rainbows
I used to not have an answer for these threads but then I saw her in ST3 and holy fuck
Justin Ward
This absolute lad.
Anthony Morgan
Luis Barnes
Her phone changes every year, probably got it lost in her fat rolls
Brody Barnes
Imagine getting lost in their rolls...
Kayden Torres
glad you like it (i guess)
i'm curious what is your fauvorite album and would you add/change to the girl i described
Brayden Butler
Eileen a shit.
Samuel Jackson
lemmie get a assertive thicc tall girl that I can cuddle with please.
Jacob Davis
>Lou Reed - Transformer
>any girl with that looks like 90's Winona Ryder
Eli Carter
>melt-banana - scratch or stitch
>pic related
Connor Morales
Garbage - self-titled
>inb4 "your taste is garbage" replies
Nathaniel Bell
your taste is garbage
Connor Torres
based
Camden Bennett
She looks like a tumor
Robert Davis
this is too thicc
Brody Wood
white light/white heat
Xavier Sanders
All according to keikaku
Eli Scott
Colton Roberts
a man of culture
Samuel Bennett
Cardiacs - Sing To God
:(
Justin Williams
sauce
Zachary Williams
Remain in Light
Aiden Cruz
>fav album
teethed glory and injury
>ideal gf
pic related
Tyler Rogers
patrician
Cooper Mitchell
hmmmmm somehow these threads inevitably turn into thicc/fatposting, not that I'm complaining, but it's interesting to see how many of us degenerates are out there.
also, my fav album? hmmmmm probably don't break the oath
Adrian Wilson
>fav album
Visions, Art Angels
>ideal gf
Claire Elise Boucher
Julian Martinez
For me it's Ask the Dust - Lorn
>ideal gf
idk cute nerdhoe/arthoe/skatehoe type
Austin Green
A have fapped to that video half a dozen times
Carson Clark
pet sounds
big thicc tall nubian amazonian black queen with thicc thighs a bubble butt sexy deep pits and yummy feet
Isaiah Barnes
>The Replacements- Let It Be
>My qt3.15 black punk gf
Jace Sanders
>album
NIN - The Downward Spiral or Elliott Smith - Either/Or
>ideal gf
That girl from the new season of Stranger Things
Aiden Garcia
Tegan and Sara - The Con
Charles Wilson
Can we make a new thread this one is too thicc
Matthew Turner
Whoah, I love VDP AND Brian Wilson but god do i hate Orange Crate Art
Michael Thompson
Sing to God
Jaxon Anderson
>The Mollusk
>A 7/10 face, I'd be intimidated if she were too attractive. Lean body with slightly larger than average boobs and nice big child-bearing hips. Wears cute baggy clothing and has similar taste in music, movies, etc. Extroverted, but not in an attention whore kind of way, in a classy everyone enjoys being around her kind of way.
Aiden Brown
BASED
Nathan Butler
thats a child dude
Wyatt Harris
Only with the same personality as the character in the show though. As a guy in my early 20's she seems like she'd be cool.
Zachary Rogers
in the aeroplane over the sea
Gavin Thomas
Songs of Faith and Devotion by Depeche Mode
>Looks: Karen Fukuhara LORDY she does it for me. Thin, dark hair, brown eyes, has a sense of style and some elegance but kinda unique.
>Personality: Family oriented, into art/culture, adventurous, talkative, values relationships and has self-respect
Ethan Morgan
Oh yeah a pic
Kayden Adams
I agree
Ryan Ross
>ideal girls
>thread is full of ugly Asians and obese cows
OP didn't asked for obtainable girls you'll maybe have chance with
Ethan Smith
pleb
Oliver Ramirez
>dead ass
Joseph Perez
Based Yomu.
Angel Mitchell
damn this thread has been up for a long time
Ryder Adams
When you're a fucking loser obtainable girls become more attractive than supermodels. That being said my ideal gif is a semi ugly brown girl who is smart and nice and my favorite album is discipline.
Asher Morgan
Here's the best post in Yea Forums's history.
Bentley Watson
>orange juice - the orange juice
>girls who look like twinks
Luke Lopez
>mfw seeing Momo kuns nudes
If you haven't seen them you're missing out lads.
Anthony Price
drop a link
Hudson Rivera
Someone who stays
Asher Mitchell
Someone with short dark hair who I can talk to for extended periods of time. Someone like visually.
Aaron Morgan
shy tomboy
Camden Lee
>this thread still hasn't been archived
Camden Butler
Crgine
Juan Diaz
he'd still be living with AIDS