Poorly describe a artist's discography and other anons guess the artist

> Fuck, Black Sabbath is dope
>Fuck, Blue Oyster Cult is dope
>Fuck, having our own sound is dope too
>Fuck, my bandmates aren't dope, but 80's commercial rock and power ballads sure are

>first album
>fuck white america
>fuck my family
>fancy suits and victim cards
>WHEEZE
>fuck, drugs
>fuck drugs
>fuck my family 2
>no drugs -> worst album
>hello fellow kids

M&M

anybody have a higher quality pic?

>awww yeh rap + rock + sex + drugs booyah boys
>awww yeh pt. 2
>awww yeh pt. 3
>awww yeh pt. 4 but a little better
>our last guitarist died, here's the better dude
>our mastapiece
>last guitarist left, this guy is fucking weird
>ok best guitarist is back
>less funky wonky, more melody
>double album time
>who the fuck is this guitarist
>man this guitarist sucks lmao

>i love life
>i hate that i have to pretend that i love life

>existential dread x 9

>dude weed lmao
>dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>dude weed lmao

Sleep?

>depression and lo-fi acoustic deliciousness
>depression and lo-fi acoustic deliciousness pt. 2 (my personal favorite)
>depression and lo-fi acoustic deliciousness pt. 3 (everyone says this one's the best)
>here's some electric guitars dude lmao
>lmao dreamworks, the guys who made shrek
>im dead

btw those first 3 albums are 10/10 to me

Ghost

Scooby Dooby Doo Where are you?

>Let's make an album of this really niche alternative sub-genre
>Hell yeah, we're popular now!
>Ah fuck, we're popular now.

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Yeah. TBF it's only their first two albums that sound like scooby doo music.

Nirvana

>”Jonny Boy help us make an EP.” Moody bass and guitar-centric indie rock. Also Billie Holiday was cool.
>More love, less war. Amazing Drums/Bass.
>Etherial, Love, and amazing Beach Boys tier vocal harmonies. Also a freaky dance song.
>Mixing electronic drums into their sound, along with some strange synths and sounds. Even more emphasis on vocal harmonies and they’re as good as ever.

Yeah

>Bruh we should kickstart a new genre
>Bruh we should bring that genre mainstream
>Let's take some old songs, some singles and covers
>Let's do our first album but better with better lyrics
>Let's do a live performance that showcases our musicianship

>Kinda derivative of their influences but a good 90’s Alt Rock album.
>There is no god and I took DMT. Time to die.
>The world is ending and we’re all going crazy. I’m not sure that’s a good thing or not.... it is.
>Love and Angst, the world is still ending but it’s actually our fault. Fuck our gov.
>Everything great from the last two album, but made better. Still fuck our gov.
>Now we’re just gonna do whatever we want. The planet is dying. Fuck.
>Our government is bad, but ya know what’s worse? The U.S. Gov. the GOD DAMNED CIA AND THEIR ROBOTS.
>We’re just doing whatever we want again. We love the 80’s. Worlds still going to shit, but there’s hope.

RHCP

RATM

muse is that you?

>rape fantasy
>rape fantasy part 2 but with better synths
>jazz time!
>"it sounds better unmastered lmao"
>oop, I'm gay now
>wah breakup

>prog
>prog but better this time
>fuck sound quality
>really good prog pop album
>no one cares for this album
>most well regarded album
>double album
>most hit singles
>i am retard
>pretty cool synthpop
>do people even like this album?
>lmao we are the cars now
>most bland rock album ever
>hey guys we still exist

Yep

>make one of the greatest rock albums of all time
>haha we totally still got it r-right?
>I swear we still got it bro
>look we are more atmospheric now, you still love us right?
>see, here's another album, we totally still can make good music
>please like us

>Noises
>Worse noises
>I'm free!
>Wholly Holy
>My voice is fucked
>Quick! Rush something out.
>Late delivery
>Tripping in Hawaii
>Meh
>Still tripping in Hawaii
>A surprise hit
>chilling with 4 of my friends
>chilling with 3 of my friends
>Beyond the grave

>Let's make shitty Britpop Alternative Rock
>Rinse and repeat for 3 albums
>What happened to one of our singers?
>He disappeared out of literal thin air
>okay
>Continue to make poopy Britpop into today

>I'm old, but I'm kinda cool
>That sounds better, also my therapist died
>I'm still old, but my music has been pretty good. I think we should end it here
>Oh wait I need money, here's a shit album.

Genesis

steely dan

Manic Street Preachers? Richey didn't sing

>Who put all these loud and agressive psychadelic instruments on our basic, surf rock album?
>Yee Haw, pardner
>Ok, we have brought in a bunch of hippies to calm the instruments down.
>Oh Crap the hippies did a bunch of drugs and are now having mood swings while talking nonsense
>I think they put something in my drink, because I am seeing visions of strange histories
>Nope, turned out it was exactly 4 tabs of some halucinogenic
>Ah, finnaly feeling well
>HELL IS REAL, LIFE IS MEANINGLESS, THE UNIVERSE IS A CYCLE
>MORE LSD ISN'T HELPING, I STILL SEE VISIONS OF THE WORLD DESTROYED
>Better write an audiobook with the horrible things I saw
>There, I still see that shit, but at least I am calm and in a good mood
>Which means I should take enough LSD to make me see more colours
>I took too much and I am now puking the contents of my last few albums. I blame global warming
>See kids? Saving the planet is good!
>SAVE THE GODDAMNED PLANET YOU FOOLS

>Yeah we can play guitar
>Yeah we can play guitar and make good songs
>Yeah we can play the guitar of THE FUTURE
>what the fuck is a guitar?
>It's Jazz time and I have a weird thing about cannibalism
>lmaoing @ Americans
>Prettypatties.jpg
>Our drummer isn't available so we replaced him with a drum machine, seems good enough
>We can play the acoustic guitar and have the money for an orchestra now

>t shirt
>do i even need to describe the second album you already know exactly what it is

Joy Division

gaydiohead

good fucking job here’s a gold star

>cool sounds
>really cool sounds
>dude what if we got rid of the cool sounds and just made the most generic psychedelic rock
>okay back to cool sounds

No you're the gaydiohead

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>we want to have fun making rock music
>we are more than a one hit wonder
>lets make something so that snobs like us
>lets throw all these guitars away and mesh a bunch of favorite artists together
>lets use the last album's outakes for this one
>we kinda miss guitars but we still want to keep making bleep blops. no don't cut anything its all good.
>let's make a pop rock record and let people pay whatever they want
>we've really been into polyrhythms lately. also, more drums.
>we are sadder than ever

>classic indierock but shit production
>FUCK YOU, BUSH
>look, we're capable of making awardwinning music
>disco time
>we're basically abba now

LCD Soundsystem

Arcade Fire?

I swear one day we will have one of these threads without someone doing Radiohead

>hey we like american music
>hey we like american music
>hey we like american movies
>hey we like american folk music
>the bastard child of our third and fourth album
>what if we smoked pot
>what if we smoked more pot and got really paranoid
>what if we stopped doing pot completely and started doing acid
>what if we stopped doing acid orally and started injecting it into our bloodstream
>what if we stopped doing psychedelics and started doing heroin
>guys we're not sellouts we just have an animated movie pretending to be an album
>what if we were gonna break up after this
>we broke up

Fuck you, Bush.

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Yup
Based peep show poster

It's time to get out of Iraq, Bush.

What were you even doing there in the first place, bush??

Fuuuck you, Bush.

>so psychedelic music is a thing now but let’s make it cool
>lol what if we made an album where the first half are proto-punk psych classics and the other half is just pointless wankery
>hey this hippie thing is kind of dumb i’ll just make a dark and beautiful folk rock album
>fuck I’m on drugs and nobody cares about these albums
>fuck i’m in jail
> ok I am back no wait I am dead F

>I'm in my mid 20's, previous band broke, had a shitty relationship and now I suddenly experienced a shift in my life, embrace the fucking rock'n'roll parts of the guitar
>drugs n shit
>Wanted desperately to get my band in the radio, got high in the later stages and accidentally made the greatest rock album ever
>I'm fucking angry at women again
>Everything I compose is apparently a masterpiece now, fuck you might as well go way overboard with the weird shit
>Popularity waned, I almost died and somehow made our second greatest album
>that 40 year old boomer who somehow perfectly adjusts to his age, experience and former works, doesn't abandon his roots but doesn't beat a dead horse either

>Hang on, is this whole album supposed to be satire? I don't get any of it besides the first track
>CRYPTIC METAPHOR
>this is just a worse and more pretentious version of Apostrophe (')
>*glances at their discography*
>I don't feel like listening to 150 more albums, but it is impressive that they've been putting them out regularly for nearly 50 years

NIN, too easy.

Tyler?

They're old now. 2014 was probably the last time anyone made a large amount of OC for them. Unsurprisingly 2014 was also the last time Yea Forums made any real OC.

>Unsurprisingly 2014 was also the last time Yea Forums made any real OC.

>who is donald trump

Elliott Smith?

beagtales

No idea what these are.

if this is the Residents I have no idea what you mean by the second and third greentext

>bleep bloop
>bassist on every song
>3/4 sometimes

Love

>yeah, we don't know what we're doing, but it sounds really good
>yep, still sounds good
>this is getting hard
>welp, enough of that...
>ah fuck, what made us sound good again?
>something like this?
>stay tuned while we figure it out

>haha beats
>haha cooler beats
>haha wtf was i thinking
>haha wtf was i thinking but subtler
>haha jazz
>haha i put all my throwaway tracks on an album

King Gizzard

>nothing to do but grow corn. let's sing about how angry we are.
>heh, weed
>let's play some of that blues stuff we've been listening to of late
>fuck this label sucks
>let's play rock
>let's play more rock with a bit of blues
>let's play rock and blues
>let's play a bit of rock with blues
>let's play rock
>let's play rock and blues
>let's play blues

flylo

yee

>shitty album made in less than a month
>shitty album made in less than a month, pt 2
>actually really good album made in less than a month
>shitty album made in less than a month, pt 3
>outtakes from all the shitty albums
>i'm in college and i'm sad
>i'm gay and i'm sad
>i'm still sad from that last album
>i'm going to make a shitty ep
>what if it's like an album but it's really long
>what if it's like outtakes from that really long album
>i'm moving to seattle and i'm still sad
>i'm on a label now, here's worse versions of my old songs
>i'm on a label now, here's new songs that suck
>i'm on a label now but i'm still gay and sad, here's a masterpiece

all i saw was shitty, gay, and sad, so i’m gonna guess car seat headrest

>the two autistic kids in class made a punk album
>the two autistic kids in class made a lofi album
>dude shrooms lmaooo
>the two autistic kids actually got signed to a label
>dude cowboys lmaooo
>the two autistic kids went to the beach
>the two autistic kids really like the beatles
>their most serious album
>worst album

2013 was a great year for Yea Forums desu

oasis? or weezer?

Ween

yup

>dude shrooms lmao
>DUDE SHROOMS LMAO
>DUDE ESOTERIC OLD EARTH GURUS LMAO

>dude homosexuality lmao
>dude veganism lmao
>fuck authority man
>dude sadness lmao

the first 4 apply to yes if you count the live albums

Wow. I like how the last sentence is the same as the first.

>dude blah bah lmao
>dude blah blah lmao
>ok now lets blah blah blah blah because blah blah blah
>ok so that last album didn't work so now let's blah blah blah
>the most obvious artists are difficult to infer here because everyone uses the exact same tired syntax and humor in every post

>original frat rap
>Let's make critics take us seriously
>dude, Tibet
>we like hardcore punk btw
>electronics n shit
>politics
>we still got it

>Fuck the university, Im making my own synthpop band
>Hey, last record worked, let put more synth on this shit
>Again, last record worked and better, but what if we add too many instrumental moments and a harmonica?
>Okey, we didn't think that we would created a genre with only using instrumental moments and a harmonica
>I don't know if we still a synth pop band or jazz act

Eels?

sparklehorse

Has to be, good catch frienderino.

>plop
>relief
>babababababBba
>Plopplopplopsplashplop
>BababababbaAAAAA

>Being white trash is fucking awesome. Fuck you step dad
>God damn people fucking suck
>People really fucking suck
>Fuck this shit im tired of spending time with people that suck
>People throughout all of history has sucked
>fuck

Weezer

Earth

nope

>dude, bdsm
>dude, acid
>dude, every drug

Boston?

>pop
>ironic slutty pop
>delicious pop
>this is the real me now

MGMT?
the smiths
Fishmans

correct.

Their best guitarist died though.

2013 was a pretty good year in general

>mgmt
yes

ZEPPELIN EZ

>good news guys, after a fuckton of EPs n shit we finally have a good singer
>bro metal bro jazz bro
>bro spoken word bro
>did you guys like the sophomore album? here it is but kinda faster and worse
>this is ok
>this is ok
>please let this band fucking die

Beastie Boys

>let's not take hip hop so seriously all the time
>Okay let's take it a little more seriously
>MONEY
>sad
>Dis gon b gud
>bleep bloop
>I Will Have Sex With Every Single Person In This Room and also I love god
>Uhhh you good senpai? You okay?
>Oh you brought your friend

what is this band? they sound phenomenally interesting