/metal/

Still a better love story than twilight

Thoughts?
Idk

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Man oh man! you guys are missing out on my thread!
I posted a bunch of good shit! Check it out!
The median age there is even lower!

need bm gf

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Based

need IM gf

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At The Gates debut is the only good melodeath album as far as I know!

should i listen to it

Then you don't know much

is she a maiden tho

not really imo

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Lose the game

Who is this semen demon?

What game

Yes! It's very good!

In an alternate reality, she's a member of the brat pack

Are you saying there are more melodeath albums comparable to their debut? If so, we should talk about it.

The game if you think about you lose

Well for a start their debut isn't even melodeath

my future wife and queen

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Don't know it sorry I only play newer vidya. Gonna have to hide your post btw

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>tfw Zeal and Ardor ruined any credibility of a blues-metal hybrid
and to think they formed because of this shithole board

Do you actually find this woman attractive?

MET HER AT GAMESTOP
HELLO KITTY TANKTOP

Overproduced and wanky coreshit, ew no go away

going to have to respectfully ask you to stop checking out my wife, thanks bruvva!

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Sort of. I think North From Here is up there. Eucharist and Cenotaph are good but they are kind of lesser versions of AtG.

Who /TheChasm/ on Monday here

elaborate

FUCK CHARTFAGS
FUCK AVATARFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES

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They are playing in Oakland on Mon

i wish i could beat her up

I think she's pretty ugly.

Baste. Hail riffz

I hate living in an irrelevant backwater village in the fuck all middle of noone cares

Grass is greener friend. Oakland is a shithole but occasionally we get decent shows.

nice cope :p

I wish I could post women. I actually got banned for doing that. Be careful.

But women are metal

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You ever stumble across something fantastic by complete chance?

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I better not get banned for this.

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Havent felt hype and goosebumps since I was a brat listening to Nightfall In mIddle Earth for the first time in the early 2000's
Probably because I also was a huge fan of everything LOTR related at the time

what should I listen to

i know how to dig for gold at this point nah

Something that sounds similar or something epic?
Orden Ogan for the former Bane of Winterstorm for the latter

elven black metal
youtube.com/watch?v=tpOzUE8NXgA

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Share some nice slam, jamming to this rn

youtu.be/ECH00gqo4W8 (Just ignore the video)

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any or both, but I'll be sure to bookmark these

best metal coming thru

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ThuleanPerspective still down but High Elven Wisdom And Love is good too

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(suggest smoking weed first though.. helps you be on her wavelength)

how i get me a girl like this

Oh I actually clicked on that video
how do you find crackpots like this chick lmao

I listened Suffocation, Gorguts, Devourment , etc. What next?

>youtube.com/watch?v=tpOzUE8NXgA
i like it when she connects hitler and lotr

She already has a boyfriend.

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>lanklet

literally start larping

God, that dude is going to have to put up with her psycho daddy dom fetish for years prolly, imagine having to change a grown woman's diapers

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I've moved on anyways
youtube.com/watch?v=O59GyWfCtBw

dropped out of school so i could become an elf

That was quick

BASEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

only riff is real
youtube.com/watch?v=b9ZykxQ14_4

What kind of a weird goblina is this anyway?

Who should I larp as to win this fair maiden's hand? Elves are out of the question, as I have no hair.

But I'm only into wearing 1930s-40s German commissioned officer uniforms as I tittyfuck a thick Jewess wearing prisoner pajamas

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High Elven Wisdom And Love has way more content. Also it's free lol

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Elven sluts love big orc cock

WE CHANT
THE BLASPHEMY
MOCKERY OF THE MESSIAH
WE CURSE
THE HOLY GHOST
ENSLAVER OF THE WEAK
GOD OF LIES AND GREED
GOD OF HYPOCRISY
WE LAUGH AT YOUR BASTARD CHILD
NO GODS SHALL COME BEFORE ME
[spoiler]*tips fedora*[/spoiler]

what a fucking cuck

dont be fooled by this goblina.. shes no true elf
underworldlarp.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/race-profile-high-elf/

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what the fuck is this shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=6Il84l6zg5o
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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Unlike the other races, the High Elves use a very loose system of government. The Kingdom of Suvant is ruled by the High Council, and the Grey Elven King. Their Council of Twelve is populated by members of the Noble Houses. Not every Noble House holds a council seat, in fact only a few houses manage to hold several seats. How the Council members are chosen has never been made public knowledge, and is not known outside of Suvant.

Suvant’s nobility is also atypical compared to the other realms. They have very few actual titles, outside of military ranks. Most Elven villages are governed by councils or in a few cases a single elder (Magistrate or Patrician). The heads of the Noble Houses are referred to by their own people as Lords. Despite there being no actual titles, the people of Suvant appear to be very conscience of their rank and social standing. There are several major Noble Houses and various minor Noble Houses. Traditionally, status within a Noble House is defined by achievement, service, merit and birth. It is not unusual for the Noble Houses to adopt promising young elves into their ranks.

A great emphasis is put upon artisans and exceptional craftsmen. It is not unknown for a truly skilled singer, painter, sculptor or other sort of artisan to enjoy an almost Noble Status within Suvant. The Elven people place a great emphasis on art and culture. The very best artisans are almost always commissioned in service of the Noble Houses, appearing only to the public during the Festivals.

youtube.com/watch?v=5mwpefzygyc

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Since when did Ben become trans

I was fucking confused for a second as to why someone was posting metal in my larp general, what the fuck

>Galneryus
>one of the best-known modern power metal bands
>completely by chance
come back when you actually know how to dig for gold

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youtube.com/watch?v=jRcf8ehr-dk
deathrash
recycling the same riffs for years edition

How about you fuck off back to your gay little forest

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Since he got destroyed by the BBC,

But that's actually his sister.

How do you feel about metal in vidya, anons?
youtube.com/watch?v=aUBrjGrzBm0

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what about pirate metal though

not him but how do I become adept at digging

I can only dig actual holes in the ground

Video game music is for children, fucking kill yourself.

>he doesn't listen to the OST of Thunderforce
w e w

by using the internet

*not her

last time I did that I ended up masturbating

Some type of white/Asian mix

I masturbate anyway

"This is how out of the loop I was. I met him and he kind of reminded me of Squiggy from 'Laverne and Shirley'. Because I met him when I was a kid, too, at a baseball game. I met him and I was like, 'Wow, fuckin' Squiggy.' Anyway, I meet the guy and he's carrying a mace, but it looks like he stole the table leg off his mom's kitchen table and put, like, nails through it and shit. And he was wearing this $1.99 cape that you'd buy at the dollar store during Halloween. They brought me backstage and they said, 'Uranus, or whatever, from Mayhem is there and wants to meet you.' So I went out there and met him. And in his broken English, he said [in robotic, foreign accent] 'I did not have problem with you, but this band Gorguts They are not true Death Metal/Black-Metal band.' And I was just sitting there with a big shit-eating grin on my face like, 'Yeah, that's cool, man.' And I really didn't know the importance of the guy. To me he looked like another goofball fan". - Glen Benton

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"This is how out of the loop I was. I met him and he kind of reminded me of Squiggy from 'Laverne and Shirley'. Because I met him when I was a kid, too, at a baseball game. I met him and I was like, 'Wow, fuckin' Squiggy.' Anyway, I meet the guy and he's carrying a mace, but it looks like he stole the table leg off his mom's kitchen table and put, like, nails through it and shit. And he was wearing this $1.99 cape that you'd buy at the dollar store during Halloween. They brought me backstage and they said, 'Uranus, or whatever, from Mayhem is there and wants to meet you.' So I went out there and met him. And in his broken English, he said [in robotic, foreign accent] 'I did not have problem with you, but this band Gorguts They are not true Death Metal/Black-Metal band.' And I was just sitting there with a big shit-eating grin on my face like, 'Yeah, that's cool, man.' And I really didn't know the importance of the guy. To me he looked like another goofball fan". - Glen Benton

Who hurt you?

this shit is great

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KILL HIM BEFORE HE BLEEDS ON THE MODELS

holy shit have sex

you sure sound grown up

This band got so much shit back in the day for no damn reason

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NO U!

have sex

Consider suicide.

Thoughts on Altarage?

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see

kill yourself porn addict

Go to sleep, Varg

gave some songs from this a listen, pretty good but I assume people don't like the metalcore inspiration

decent consistent cavern
but there is better

>metalcore
wut
it's basically meloshit with discount Halford vocals

Quality post

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Glen Benton

gonna have to hide this post sorry fampai

based
mods pin this post

also FUCK the melodeath sucks poster

melodeath sneeds (formerly fucks and sucks)

Such a non based opinion

Fuck scene kids. Don't let them near my metal.

anyone have the melodeath chart? defragging my hard drive right now, can't access

All these posters suck compared to me!

metal for this feel?

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trip back on, Sarcolysis

youtube.com/watch?v=K8B4l1qc-Vs
I L L E G A L

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That's a little boy in a dress.

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that's *nglos for you

Did someone say elves?

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Deafheaven

"This is how out of the loop I was. I met him and he kind of reminded me of Squiggy from 'Laverne and Shirley'. Because I met him when I was a kid, too, at a baseball game. I met him and I was like, 'Wow, fuckin' Squiggy.' Anyway, I meet the guy and he's carrying a mace, but it looks like he stole the table leg off his mom's kitchen table and put, like, nails through it and shit. And he was wearing this $1.99 cape that you'd buy at the dollar store during Halloween. They brought me backstage and they said, 'Uranus, or whatever, from Mayhem is there and wants to meet you.' So I went out there and met him. And in his broken English, he said [in robotic, foreign accent] 'I did not have problem with you, but this band Gorguts They are not true Death Metal/Black-Metal band.' And I was just sitting there with a big shit-eating grin on my face like, 'Yeah, that's cool, man.' And I really didn't know the importance of the guy. To me he looked like another goofball fan". - Pete Wentz

is good

hey this isn't bad

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what's the joke

Pete Wentz

literally who

based

Incredibly based comp

*heart_eyes_emoji*

love synths in me black metal simple as

'ate core
'ate moshin
'ate fun
'ate synths
'ate female vocals
love me some black metal
simple as

Chuck did give the best head in metal...

that's not even related you stupid fuck

What about Fenriz's female vocals

Söythrone were shitty trendhoppers since day one. Now ted and fenriz are the alternative lifestyle romantic life partner commandeers of a mob of ironic torch wielding söyboys who claim to be all about CULT, OLDSCHOOL METAL even though they only just discovered Agent Steel and Manilla Road in the last 5 years
It must suck only being remembered for Transilvanian Hunger and Under a Funeral Moon, which are just shitty imitations of Burzum

Söyside Journey: generic Swedish style DM album #928192819

A Blaze in the Söythern Sky: "now we're kvlt black metal because Euronymous said black metal is cool!!!! nevermind the songs are still basically death metal riff salads that happen to have some Mayhem ripoff riffs tossed in!"

Under a Söyneral Moon: MUH ICY GUITAR. it's SUPPOSED to sound thin and weak! that's the point!

Söysilvanian Hunger: wow, it's like Burzum, except without any of the dynamics or songwriting or interesting use of feedback and distortion! And the first pressing has a REALLY EDGY message in the liner notes haha but don't worry they weren't serious!!!!! they were kidding around!!! (Fenriz needs non-white people's money too!)

Panzersöy: the "we're out of ideas" album

All the pure BM albums after that are even more uninspired than the C-rate Darkthrone clones coming out around the same time like Craft and Katharsis.truly pathetic.

Then they went comedy rock, and that's where they remain today.

Fuck fenjizz. Fuck Cockturnal Culto. Fuck söythrone.

now this post is based

metal-archives.com/bands/Tranny/3540454981#band_tab_members
OH NO NO NO

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>two different solo projects about lolis
wew

Fenfen is my husbando

Cringe, but partially true.

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the one thing I hate more than trannies is the obese
but these two demographics seem to overlap quite often

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I need some normie shit to help me get into metal. I like Burzum and Sunn o))) but I'd like to find some other stuff in that vein that would appeal to someone who doesn't mainly listen to metal.

Thanks for posting that album in one of the previous threads, I've already listened to it 3 times and plan on continuing.

Can't go wrong with Bathory

This copypasta legit scared me to a point where I almost shit my pants because I was afraid of going to /metal/, Your average thread doesn't scare me at all.

I don't think /meal/'s been this shitty in a long time

yes. i found pic related while searching for a Nile song.

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Did someone say chaos?

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By a long time you mean 2-3 weeks right?

what specifically seems to be upsetting you?

Listen to this and try not to cum

krallice.bandcamp.com/track/cnestorial

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>demos are always better than debuts
why is this so common

Blame chartfaggot, speaking of him, has he been banned again?

cute trap

see

I can't wait to see the new Roll Chart. All the charts have been completed.

name 10 examples if its so common

it's going to be shit

I can't wait for you to get banned

Have you seen them?
The charts now have one album per band on each one. so almost 1000 different bands are on it.

also, all bands from New York are shit

Do you want me to list all the genres in the new roll chart?

I want you to die 2bh

NO

>Demolition Hammer, Winter, Carnivore, and Suffocation are shit

Are you sure? I think you will like them.

I want you to end your life

I will do that later. But first, I need to tell you the new genres.

but this is the best thread in ages?
youtube.com/watch?v=425Zmf9EuFI

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We have:
Death/Doom (Some Funeral Doom was added)
Grind (Basically all sub genres were covered)
Viking/Folk (Hammerheart ftw)
Power (I personally don't like it, but some people do)
Sludge (I never got into it)
Traditional (Not bad)
Black (We got First Wave, War Metal, Second Wave, etc. included.)
Death (Mostly OSDM)
Thrash (I'm not too sure what to say about this)
Brutal/Technical Death Metal (Looks marvelous.)
What do you guys think of these genres? Would you replace them with something else?

>charts
who care not me

>charts being made by some idiot faggot who doesn't even like the genres represented let alone listens to the albums
why are you such a subversive kike

>tfw find Disney Metal
>vocalist sounds exactly like a Disney character
>it’s fucking amazing
Holy shit
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_LdksOn54YA

Will we get the 8s meal?
youtu.be/MmVqte25hcg

Is this an Elder Scrolls reference?
Is there a reason I have to listen to the albums first? Why can't I just make the charts? I don't think it matters.

>Is there a reason I have to listen to the albums first? Why can't I just make the charts? I don't think it matters.

I laugh at your ignorance and folly

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Whats your favorite iron maiden album?
Mine is pic related, except for Strange World... that song blatantly rips off Rainbow and THAT AIINT COOL

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Here's my thoughts behind it
The plan was to finish the charts first and then listen to the albums. Not the other way around.

based /meal/ sneedposter

you're just a dog chasing a mail truck my dude

could someone post the mongolian metal chart?
youtube.com/watch?v=YAJcDdw0uGA
youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE

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How do I get into Kalmah? I heard a song called Outremer which is great.

>implying that's a bad thing

This place sure is boring. You guys should learn how to start conversations.

we need to start using the term "unriffs" again

dissoshit is just fine

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Why not?

I'm building a team.

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I'm going back to my containment thread. This place is too boring.

You wanna talk about metal? Sure thing m8 i'm enjoying some Metal Church right now, what are you listening?

>"I tell people I’ve had something and lost something, had something and lost something. I don’t give a shit. You can’t kill me; I’m already dead. I’m a prehistoric cockroach! You might stomp on one of my legs but I will crawl under the shed, come out in a few days and bite your nuts. I’m the Madagascar cockroach, the hissing and pissing ones, the one that pukes and pisses out of its ass."

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Damn James LaBrie sure got edgy

I was listening to Celtic Frost earlier. They are very good.

sick metal mix

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Nice. If you enjoy Celtic Frost check out Hellhammer, their previous band. Essential and awesome stuff.

skyrim belongs to the nords!

Lol.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HW9aAv3qZ6Q
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pOiQOOrj-fY
m.youtube.com/watch?v=a61A0T3y688
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6bJkKjCOPvM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=nuLm2qpDCSM&t=54s

mixcloud.com/jeremy-imm/peanut-butter-wolf-666-mix-original/

Yeah. Their Satanic Rites demo is one of the rawest things I've heard. The production is so bad, it's good.

vinyl bandname?

>Lord forgive me

That's one thing Glen would never say.

The guitar tone is fucked.
youtube.com/watch?v=65Yn2KoGTt8

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sacral rage

Tracklist
discogs.com/PBWOLF-666-Mix/release/956766
Time for you humans to learn your place.

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Demilich, Cryptopsy, Disembowelment, Belial, and Molested

some guy gave a detailed explanation of the difference between unriffs, dissoshit, non-riffs and others with examples and it was pretty funny

____shit is played out

youtube.com/watch?v=xJzvTR9LT5c

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i dont listen to pop bands sry :/

any transcendental nu-metal?

Post BM with themes of aztec or mayan pride
youtube.com/watch?v=ajxrCnguNe0

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literally all the bands from Black Twilight Circle

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I'm Mexican

gib thicc latina metal gf plox

do you have, like.. a cross between this and slipknot?

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black taco circle

N**i punks fuck off
youtube.com/watch?v=3Trh0j75BwE

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>dedicates own album to himself

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please don't start today tranny, no one gives a shit

just to let you know, there is way more actual mammal estrogen in beef than the plant estrogen in soiyy (which is a completely different genetic makeup from mammal estrogen)

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>fag sucks his own dick

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...

you wish you could autofellate. faggot

I enjoy Violet Cold

who gave those chimpanzees a camera

that pic sound more like gothic

big brain energy

El mariachi loco quiere bailar

>not casting a mold of your mouth and butthole to make sex toys for yourself
women are a meme and only self-pleasure is real

based
youtube.com/watch?v=52FH5KAO69Q

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ayayay anddale vamonos a la cucaracha senorita

I don't listen to gothic sorry

>it's an ambient intro

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And I mean what I said Unironically too.

jesus, antifa lives in your mongoloid minds rent free.
here's some black metal from some of the most predominant black metal antifascists
youtube.com/watch?v=hxNXecDrhMI

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>jesus, antifa lives in their mom's basements
FTFY

as opposed to the heroic and virtuous /pol/ hordes who live in traditional European castles with their eight children and blue-eyes 8/10 trad-wives

>In the Name of the Holy Penis God
I still don't know what the fuck they were thinking

yeah i don't care go take your gay political shit elsewhere faggot

finna cop

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is Skyrim black metal approved?

finna cop

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No, Morrowwind is

post your guilty pleasures

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how about i take it up the ass from your mom with a strapon, fucknut

that works too dumbass i'm sure she's down and willing

Violet Cold is amazing. It shouldn't be a guilty pleasure my dude

I don;t feel guilty liking any metal album, it's just that you fags make fun of everyone for anything.

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>guilty pleasures

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based caucus black metal.
too bad there aren't more bands from that region

this.

better than Mire Lore

one of my favourite albums. isn't really as heavy as people say though.

how many of you have sex while listening to metal

haha definitely me

what are the best ways besides hanging and shooting yourself to commit suicide? i tried hanging and it didn't work, and I have no where else to try it

only thing i feel guilty about? is all the fuckin B!tchz hearts i STEPPED on... wait.. no i dont!!!!! hahahaha

have sex

until you tire out

Have you even had sex?
It's fucking disgusting
>profuse sweating
>smells like ass
>her screaming gives me a migraine headache
>have to clean up/wash bedding/clothes/towel
>immediately feel scummy, need to shower
>could be doing several other things more valuable of that time

not allowed to have s*x anymore. long distance gf said so

always haha

t. virgin

you clearly have not had sex

do it, bro. she won't know

pussy biiiiitch! hahahaha

How many of you get /fit/ while listening to metal?

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i do. i normally have sex multiple times daily for exercise. i'm now ripped

she monitors my internet/phone usage tho. what do

melodeath

refuse to read any comments. her voice is all i need
youtube.com/watch?v=qvC1p6K6OIY

add deathcore and wigger slam please

easy. don't use the phone or internet. just have sex.
Literally, just have sex

(and her *fit* AF curvature.. mmph)

>elf metal
>orc metal
>even stupid hobbit metal
>tfw no dwarf metal

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there aren't any women attractive enough at the bars. they should pay me first

livestream sex with hookers on backpage

new bread

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Looking for Metal with Bass as crunchy and headrush inducing as UtsuP (warufuzake era).
I haven't found anything close that doesn't suck COCKS

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y mad

you're right caring about what an indonesian cutlery board thinks is pretty cringe
based dubs of truth