This is literally music for people with fucked up fetishes who jack-off to the most messed up shit.
>WAHHH DADDY FUCK MY LITTLE BABY BOY HOLE >OHHHH, I FILL UP MY DIAPER FOR YOU TO EAT >WHAOO-OHHHH STICK MY TAIL INTO MY SHIT-COVERED RECTUM >OHHH, DADDY, NOW MY DIAPER'S FULL OF CUM
These could literally be lyrics for this retarded band's stupid shit. What is it with CHR fans? Are they developmentally challenged? Why do they think a grown-ass man in his late 20s singing about how he forgot his fucking backpack when playing basketball (like this nigga can even ball) and not being able to cook dinner for himself is any good, or poignant? I get the image of a boy with gyno who never had any luck with girls in high school loving this stupid shit... while denying his sexuality while he masturbates periodically to gay porn because regular porn can't stimulate his overly self-abused micro dick. I'm sick of this anemic-looking onion ring motherfucker and his brand of degenerate, boring indie rock. It's complete deevolution. I wonder what kind of check Matador gave Fantano for his review. Just goes to show how awful indie rock is. Fuck, even Parquet Courts sounds more manly than this limp-wristed fucking wet towel.
god, i hate you all. And I hate this Will guy and his older Daddy fetish that involves sucking shitty assholes.
This is literally a site for fucked up people who jack-off to the most messed up shit.
Blake Lopez
What if he was singing about his mommy fetish and braps, would that be more in-line with your sensibilities?
Eli Lee
Not Opie but that would be nice
Jack Baker
Does jerking off too much when you’re a teenager stunt your dick growth? I ask because I jerked off far too much and mine is still fairly large (uncut btw)
Jason Lewis
I've never heard that happened, I have a fairly large uncut penis amd jerk off around 2 times a day and have done so since I was 13
Carter Gonzalez
Ok cool, just wanted to make sure that my hedonism hasnt stopped my fairly large uncut penis from being a very large uncut penis
Thomas Brooks
Based and flup pilled. It’s possible that if you masturbated less you would have a huge uncut penis but being happy with fairly large is part of the flup pill
Grayson Howard
It's just an urban myth that no one can really confirm or deny. Maybe it does, it probably doesn't.
Noah Harris
I’m happy with fairly large I’d just be a little annoyed if it was my own list that held me back
William Price
based and foucault-pilled
Levi Phillips
who cares? let degenerates fuck themselves to death. I just got out of the mental institution, it would be helpful if someone checked out my music. thanks.
>Car Seat Headrest Picks 10 Albums Everyone Should Own >1. Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon >2. Swans - To Be Kind >3. The Beach Boys - The Very Best of the Beach Boys >4. The Beatles - Abbey Road >5. Talking Heads - Remain in Light >6. Nirvana - Incesticide >7. Weezer - Weezer (White Album) >8. Green Day - American Idiot >9. James Brown - Star Time >10. Pink Floyd - The Wall
Anthony Gray
I never masturbated until I was 17, and my dick is tiny for my size (4.5 inches for a 6'3" dude).
