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need elven metal recs
I want more bands with catchy riffs, wailing vocals, and poetic storytelling like candlemass and reverend bizarre and saint Vitus. Recs please
Hello!
The Roll Chart is almost complete!
If you like chartanon the chad. you will help him in this thread!
Fuck Scene Kids
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/metal/ is kino again ^_^
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Fuck!!!!!!
>Doom metal
>Nothing to do with the id software classics Doom 1 and Doom 2:Hell on Earth
That is one ugly drag queen.
melodeath sucks
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A PULL OF THE TRIGGER
THEN YOU'RE GONE
now where the fuck are all polite and very handsome gore naggers?
Why do people like black/death/doon metal again
Cant undertand shit
wait, what songs are those lyrics from?
nice, not listened to whatever you posted, will do.
found anything else gory worthwhile lately?
blasting this currently
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uhhh most the "gore" shit i been listening to lately was just death metal
probably Incinerated but that's just Mortician worship
lmao that cover art is fucking horrible
Who's excited?
Doom metal predates both
why does he look like ryu?
soon as i heard that preview track i became a fan
their earlier material is weak as shit compared to what ive heard from this
also where the fuck do i buy merch online? euro btw so preferrably euro distros
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they sell their merch
nah yeah i know, i meant in general and not just tomb mold
Yeah, dude I've been so into their new shit too
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Also, I plan on buying that tee
I might add Tombmold to the chart if you guys tell me their best album.
ah i see
some pages i buy from are
warlordclothing, bandcamp, ebay and hellsheadbangers
although i mostly just look since i lack the shillings
don't mind some gory death metal or Mortician worship. but i was kinda looking for some sick, dark and twisted gore kinda like C.U.M. or Embryonic Cryptopathia and similar.
>lmao that cover art is fucking horrible
isn't all gore cover art kinda horrible in a way? but yeah it is, not one to brag about lol.
if you feel the need for some Dead Infection worship don't let the cover art bother you.
pic was also released not that long ago, haven't listened to it yet tho.
Manor of Infinite Forms is their notable album so far, but Planetary Clairvoyance looks like it's definitely gonna top it if the new tracks are anything to go by
arent warlord from the states? shipping from there fucks me in the ass
yeahh i thought you were.
it is horrible but even for goregrind standards it feels cheap as fuck haha
that Jig-Ai album fucks bigtime and i'm not even a fan of them
don't reply to chartfag
its nice
a great comeback album for them
problem is that the vocals to me sound like the endermen from minecraft when they get mad at you
Dude, add them
>Manor of Infinite Forms
It's been added.
got it on cassette early, can confirm this is a ripper
Sick, how'd you get your hands on it?
Also, you guys like Outerheaven?
kinda generic sounding, their imagery is so much cooler than their sound
I feel like blessed are the sick is better than aom. Anyone else agree?
cheap as fuck cover art is a trademark of gore and grind kinda and i wouldn't want it any other way.
M.R.A. probably payed someone to make that one even, so by gore standards it is some fancy crap.
never played minecraft so i dunno, but i will check out the new Jig-Ai anyway after some other stuff in my backlog.
altars is one of these albums i ruined for myself by listening to it over and over for extended period of time until it lost its magic
Who are the Eagles of death metal?
are there grindcore bands/albums that dont utilize low guttural vocals?
Pig Destroyer vocals aren't very guttural
Exactly. Altars is overrated.
Bolt Thrower
Gridlink
whole lot of em do both highs and lows
If he's such a Chad why doesn't he wanna be him?
What are you talking about?
Try listening to the band you fuckstain
I did! Type O Negative is great!
Stop being so rude.
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Holy shit, this is fucking good
Reminder that hippie look is top-tier metal aesthetic.
well they still utilize low growls, but the high madcunt one is the major player in unholy grave, no one can sound as insane as this guy, fuckin nuts.
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who tf is that tranny
Why is he so underrated? probably one of the most charismatic heavy metal vocalists
WHY DON'T YOU GET YOURSELF A LIFE?
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT
Holy fuck I love this part
We need more enthusiastic people like you around here.
O.L.D. - Old Lady Drivers
Anal Cunt - Morbid Florist
Impetigo - Ultimo Mondo Cannibale
Unseen Terror - The Peel Sessions
Macabre - Gloom
Fear of God - Fear of God
some of these use guttural stuff but not really that often
GODDAMN TROUBLE
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deathrash
finnish edition
AINT NEVER GONNA STOP
holy shiet boomer bros...
same, its their best easily
Hope it's released pronto
Any similar bands?
Why do this album cover give me a strange feeling... Like... It gives me goose bumps
it's good
So, I am not really into metal. But I like Mgla. However, I like them for their general sound and not the off tempo stuff. I also like being able to understand lyrics. Are there any bands with a similar sound, but using normal timing, and not screaming?
Sorry if I'm not describing well.
How is the deathdoom chart looking? (also some funeral doom added in)
try newest burzum albums
Shove these pointless charts up your japseye you fucking dumb cunt
Look at this idiot complaining. Everyone point and laugh at him.
kill yourself
By the way, that was DoomAnon. Not me.
I'm not done yet.
nobody cares
You cared enough to reply, retard. Just be quiet.
have sex
I'll have the Technical/Brutal Death Metal chart ready in a few minutes.
I mean nobody cares/knows who the fuck you are
You obviously do!
Why?
Why not?
You know, I was posting really awful dumb death metal a while ago expecting people to shit on it and laugh at it and the retards were putting them in the chart without question
Ah, so you're the one who got incantation added to the chart
You were reccing shitty albums on the chart on purpose?
Wew lad!
>
I might have to start a thread on Yea Forums. You guys are useless.
how do i become cool metalhead chad
No, they weren't meant for the chart and I didn't expect the moron to put them in the chart
Hang on a sec.
What genre were the albums?
Kek it must be killing you not knowing what albums on your charts were posted as a joke now, huh?
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this shit is gonna be massive
Fuck it, someone will help eventually.
>Doom
rips off songs from Pantera and Metallica instead of Candlemass or Saint Vitus
blast snooze rock when going to mars on a suicide mission to kill satanic alien scum? fucking hippies
>Mgla is not an acronym
What the fuck
>Bathory ripoff
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW THEY RECYCLED TALKING HEADS FOR THE 50TH TIME!!! FORGET MY DAD IS DEAD AND FRANZ FERDINAND THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! 35 YEAR OLD MEN IN NEW WAVE BANDS SPEAK DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW TRANSPHOBIA IS NOT COOL!!! F UNNY MEME MAN UNDERWATER IN A SUIT EPIC!!!! IAN CURTIS, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON WEARS MY JOY DIVISION HOODIE EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC RICK ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 1979 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX LYRICS ABOUT POC OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!
>Iron Maiden ripoff
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU RECYCLE CLASSIC METAL AGAIN LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE MORTY???????? HAHA OMG HARD ROCK AND DADROCK IS SO NOT CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED UGH LITERALLY A FUCKING CLONE OF A BAD BAND LOL!!! BUTTROCK. SHITROCK. COCKROCK UGH. CLASSIC UGH BOOMER ROCK UGH
Is this supposed to be funny?
it's a polish word
Then just name the game Thrash or Groove or something
Yeah I really like the sound of this too
I don't know if I should add their album to the chart or not.
that would make sense if the game was named after the in-game music
post what are you blasting
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Rivendell is the only one I can think off
What the actual fuck?
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it's alright
wew, harsh. She's a teenager.
it's Mgła not Mgla
>tfw no black, black metal gf
>one like
didn't notice, how do you pronounce it anyway?
hi bb
y'all ready for some african atmoshit?
/mɡwa/
And it was probably him
>african bm
Does it even exist?
I thought it was "ma-gla"
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>true Doom metal
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Dude I've been loving gatecreeper recently
even though they rip riffs blatantly?
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Is kote kei secretly kvlt and evil?
the Aliene Ma'riage demos are evil as fuck
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god damn this is awful garbage
>t. false
Any more chaotic but also melodic BM?
Mayhem
cradle of filth the list could go on
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Also can anyone rec something similar?
Death fortress
I hated scene music in high school but I had a crush on all the scene girls.
fucking kek
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I'm not really into black/death but I liked Shin-ken
are you literally me
i still hate that music though
same
The L with the line through it is pronounced like english W
Black Sabbath - Eternal Idol
Krokus - Headhunter
Diamond Head - Borrowed Time
You guys are going to have to help me with the Technical/Brutal Death Metal and Thrash chart soon.
The charts only need a few more albums.
Wow I haven't seen this album in like a decade. Used to be hype shit.
Per your question, the first Sorhin ep.
I really want to talk about this band and their (his?) albums.
It blows my mind and I've yet to find any doom that's just as soul-crushing.
Have you heard of them, which album do you like best?
Is this death/doom?
Okay, makes sense
No, fuck off
Bandcamp page's description says it's "extreme funeral doom metal"
why are you so obsessed with these charts?
You will want to help as soon as I post the chart. It's that good.
kill yourself
I don't think you listen to the majority of the albums on the charts
any dungeon synth man in?
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He has autism and schizophrenia probably borderline personality disorder too, not to mention underage
damn thats metal AF
BPD is literally a women's mental illness
Nothing metal about that
can you stop spamming the /metal/ threads with the chart stuff and just discuss metal instead?
You are correct!
Why do I have to listen to the albums first in order to make the chart? I can get you guys to help me.
saving this thread with some more kino.
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Fucking poser
I went to the Metallica concert in Gothenburg yesterday, was pretty baller.
My neck hurts now, tho.
The charts obviously have to do with metal.
you are all much much worse than chartanon desu
Answer my question, dipshit..
the only purpose of your chinese infrastructure-tier projects is to shit up and flood the thread
fuck off retard
Why even make the charts then?????
Stop getting mad over a chart.
you can fuck off an all
Kys
This music should be approached as one of three wings of a rotating vortex of music, thought and drama called The Perichoresis. Taking up the legacy of American Transcendentalism and German Romanticism with all its contradictory attraction and repulsion to/from underground music culture, the project has a horizon that is ethical, political, and eschatological. Kel Valhaal in part functions to ground Transcendental Qabala (a system of thought) as is also in part the manifestation of Aesthethics (an art practice). These three wings of the Perichoresis propel the ongoing drama of The Ark Work, which is a messianic intervention into global destiny.
Try reading the thread.
try self harming
Based
You guys are so fucking stupid. You know I am correct and you are getting butthurt over it.
Fuck off.
kek
correct about what? That chart spamming is welcome in the thread and that there is any point/use for these charts whatsoever? That is clearly not the case
go discuss this on please
/metal/ is for intelligent posters only
Learn to read you fucking idiot!
At least defend the charts and tell us why you think they are so great, maybe we could get on board
learn how to tie a noose
then hang yourself
Good one
Sorry what does this post say? I can't read it
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trips got dem trannies
You're not tripfagging properly, retard
Hey guys I'm God and I love to pin a big black guy's knees behind his ears and just lick him from his asshole to the tip of his cock
lmao innit
>amon amarth
>burzum
>no actual lotr themed songs
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We should start calling charts "syllabuses" to parallel the worthless convenience of the public school system and their inability to teach anything other than consumerism.
>he doesn't know
this is already a rip off you brainlet
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literally how that video sounds
Are you guys ready to see the Technical/Brutal Death Metal chart? It looks very good.
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don't talk to me
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>technical/brutal death metal syllabus
wanna see my metalcore chart??
>No one was paying attention to me in my sel-made contamination thread, so I'll spam /meal/ again
>I'm T R O L L I N G
Ask your dad to take you to a brothel kid
but when are we going to make a chart for all these charts?
>metalcore syllabus
This is the last chart.
Okay show us
honestly yeah show us so we can have a good laugh
You mean the Roll Chart? It's pretty much done once the Technical/Brutal Death Metal chart is done.
>a scantron test for all these syllabuses
Hey guys, I made a chart of some charts. If you're interested in helping maybe someone could start on a chart of chart charts. Ty!
>Peace, Love, Death Metal
>it's desert butt rock
What did they mean by this?
I never really got their deal. I always thought they'd be some sort of death metal tribute band, but they aren't even metal
Rolling
I'm not posting the chart here. You are going to have to come to our thread to see it.
So long.
Probably the dumbest fucking band name ever
Good, don't come back
>Hey summerfags, I know how much you missed school. Raise your hand if you'd like to group up in pairs for a project about making a paper mache volcano out of scantrons of all our syllabuses. If we get enough virgins in the classroom to circle jerk into the volcano, we'll have our science lava!
Honestly tho, rolling.
Lol, remember when they got shot up
What's your problem?
What's yours (aside from the obvious 'tism)?
Kys
No :)
Did the mean anons make fun of your favourite rock band? Don't cry little baby, we're really sorry.
Powerful projection bud.
>it's literally a transgender flag
Did baby get triggered by a band name? It'll be okay, sport.
It's false advertising
>triggered
SEETHING
Sure, if you're retarded/autistic
Lol, remember when they got shot up
Don't be mean
planet caravan sucks
GOOD post user. Keep up the awesome opinions.
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Get in this shit.
How do Devourments other albums sound compared to Molesting the Decapitated?
>Sign up with facebook
>Sign up with gmail
lolnah
>not having a throwaway email
What are you, 12?
>throwaway email
No, I'm not a criminal and I have nothing to hide
>not a criminal
What are you, 12?
>admits to being a criminal
What are you, black?
Fear of God rules glad I found them on here
>not a criminal and nothing to hide
Exactly what a 12 year old black criminal would say...
Fuck, you got me.
AOTY for me. Dumbfuck slams and Bolt Thrower riffs.
how heavy is this in the slams department? is it absolutely wiggerish?
thats biker
>not the medieval aesthetic
Spatter fatality is one of the most kino slam songs I’ve heard in a long time
>"We've got onstage armour. It keeps the fat girls from jumping on us."
Thoroughly based
based
Just checked this out. Damn this shit slams. Love the Zombi album art
"Women are fuckin' evil, okay? That’s who I think are evil. I think George Bush is evil, okay?"
Charts finished! Grab your RIFFS while it's hot!
kill yourself nigger
Because no one cares and you're wasting your time.
All the charts are done! HOORAY!
Now I can stop bothering you butthurt faggots! Whoop Whoop!
Don't forget to kill yourself
Have fun with your boring general, faggot.
/ourguy/
all very good and recommended
It won't be boring when you leave
truuuuuu
honestly makes you appreciate good /metal/ hours .. and mods
put your trip back on so we can block you faggot. No one cares about you room temperature iq charts, their shit, its literally just copy & pasting what some user told you to put on there and metallum's "bands like this" section. You made your own thread for it, go back there.
You are in denial. You will miss me.
new MGK is pretty based
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btfo
You guys are so stupid! lmao.
You made a thread about me and you posted shit about me as while was banned. Have fun!
I suggest seeing a doctor, your behaviour isn't normal
>h-hey guys! I am going to make threads about chartanon! that's going to make things better!
Idiots
>He admits to monitoring the threads while banned
>lmao
Holy shit, how upset can someone be over bs on an anonymous board? For how long has he been throwing his temper tantrum?
Don't even bother replying to me. You guys should kill yourselves.
Eagles of Death Metal is an American rock band from Palm Desert, California, formed in 1998. Founded by Jesse Hughes (vocals, guitar) and Josh Homme (drums), the band also includes a wide range of other musicians that perform both on the band's studio albums and at live shows. Hughes and Homme are the only permanent members of the band, with Homme rarely performing at live shows due to commitment to his other band, Queens of the Stone Age. The band's current touring line-up includes Hughes alongside Dave Catching (guitar), Eden Galindo (guitar), Jennie Vee (bass) and Jorma Vik (drums).
nice, you unhinged him again lol
Do you guys even listen to metal? I swear you are just here to shitpost.
Oh the irony
Stop being so butthurt. Come on.
He's just a kid user, don't bully him. It's not his fault he started making a bm chart without even knowing Bathory.
That guy is an idiot. He needs to learn how to ignore people.
I'd love to stick a knife through that thick skull of yours, maybe that will get the message across
Good luck with that
>
:/
Chartanon is what happens when Public Executions no longer become a thing
I'd love to kill chartanon
nah hes just an exceptionally unlikable tourist
He's what happens when mods vehemently refuse to do their job
>I'll do anything to make you cum
what did he mean by this?
This is exactly what I'm talking about. You are all a bunch of sheep.
i dont even like slam but this sounds pretty good
the kid is jealous of God haha
based
What is your fucking problem? Seriously
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nobody likes you
shoo shoo now, kiddo!
>God is banned
DEAD
YOUR GOD IS DEAD
FOOLS
YOUR GOD IS DEAD
unlikable, lonely, and desperate for attention
the worst online personality
Look at this! LMAO
God is multiple posters actually
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ahhh much better
You guys are so fucking stupid. You know nothing about metal. You deserve to get mocked
at least his posts stick out like a sore thumb
hide and forget :)
>tfw God is banned yet Chartanon isn't.
Here's the thing. You won't stop talking about me.
>hiding instead of reporting
Why was he banned?
Talking about me is going to make things worse.
Some user got banned for reporting him though
NEW THREAD
He got banned for announcing his report
These idiots don't know what they are doing. Ignore them
Oh, yeah I saw that
Plot twist: they were actually boys.
Didn't he say that about his wife?