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based chinese black metal
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deathrash
sci-fi edition
Terminal Redux
This actually looks pretty cool.
Post what you're blasting
based elven black metal
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my wiener
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>yfw Bethlehem does a Sims song
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EAGLE FLY FREE
Post albums you just fucking love a lot
>omw to harass minorities
>tfw too weird for meal
my mom worked at the school Lee took his kid to for a while, she says that he's super nice and down to earth but the wart on his forehead is SUPER distracting when you talk to him
Based. Minorities suck.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Thanks for the info user
Fellas this shit goes pretty hard
you're welcome
Are remasters ever good?
As in Lee Altus? He's irrelevant to Exodus' career. Only H bros are true. His shit in Heathen tho...
Yes, except if you are Dave Mustaine
I remastered your mom's vagina pretty good
Dust - S/T and Hard Attack are beautiful remasters because they became real ass producers after disbanding. That's old as shit tho.
Yo, where the fuck can I get a Dodheimsgard shirt that isn't their first album? I hate when bands are worshipped for their early work when they've only gotten better since.
>this is literally what 4cuck mods are up to instead of taking care of retards plaguing /meal/ lately
Thoughts?
listen to B L A C K W A V E
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Daddy mods pls.
is this just the Yea Forums mods or Yea Forums in general?
I don't know how their system works
Yeah. Keep giving me attention.
That's a great idea!
That yournamehere faggot is the one that blew me off yesterday when I asked for mod assistance. He refused to even open the tab and look at chart guy spamming the shit out of the general
Who was the retard who made the last thread about me?
new disentomb
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ok but misery was way better
this is genuinely incompetent music but I admire his ambition nonetheless.
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they're still traumatized by this
rec me some sneed metal
based and sneedpilled
I'm sure they'll make a reference someday
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You need to stop getting so butthurt.
holy shit based
this better be speedy doom (formerly sneedy doom) to fit with the theme
Quick, what's the best death metal album of 2019?
nah it's stoner metal for those who smoke sneed
this but transcendental stoner metal
Leprosy
>i-it came out in 1988
fuck off
formerly marijuana
Suck it out of my ass
no. at best they aren't TOO compressed. I've never heard a remaster that was an improvement over the original.
I'm halfway through the doom section
Argus, Altar of Oblivion, Doomshine and Orchid were new to me and I fairly enjoyed them all
roll
Glad to see you, DoomAnon! Are you ready to see my updated charts?
I'm not DoomAnon, just a randomfag who appreciate tasty riffs
Fuck! I got even better charts to replace on there.
Any of you greasy fucks have tattoos? considering getting a couple
Post them famalam
Why is chartfaggot here? I thought he was banned MODS
Black Sneed of Destruction
I'm not spamming this time! Calm down!
Solid riffs so far
Kek
I'll post them in a minute.
Check out the new Burzum album.
formerly Count Grishnackh's
Who are these sniveling faggots that just appear here and encourage this behavior.
Also that Messa - Belfry album was no where near trad doom, it was refrigerator-core
No
This is the black metal chart. This needs to be added.
I didn't work on that chart. That was DoomAnon.
This is the Death Metal chart.
As far as I know, these charts are done. I need to start working on the Thrash Chart.
Here's a thrash rec
Excellent. Keep the Thrash recs coming.
There's a shit ton of awesome Belgian speed/thrash bands
its just doom with a girl singer, and they do it pretty well. Better than the vast majority of female-fronted doom
>"Why yes, I explicitly avoid female-fronted metal bands, how did you know?"
>Where can I send a fax but also buy a sax
Half of the Thrash chart is done. Should I post it now or should I fill the rest of the chart with albums from RYM?
I think working on your charts has made you skip over one of your dilation sessions
You should work on that instead
What's gigachad final form?
I'd rather finish the charts first.
>from RYM
You don't even listen to any of the albums you include, don't you? You piece of shit
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Sneed and Honor
sit well metal man
>go to weekend gaming con with a few friends
>having a blast checking things out
>Kojima is there
>Run into him in the food court
>OHSHIT
>really nice dude, doesn't mind our autistic questions and asking for pictures
>motherfucker is dressed like an anime villain
>some girl is with him, qt 3.14
>end up talking to her throughout the weekend
>thought she was dating Kojima, ends up they're just friends
>fuckyeah
>nothing really becomes of it though, just flirting
>weekend dies down and it's time to say our goodbyes
>girl is about to leave, but Kojima walks over and says "WAIT"
>a bunch of his goons appear
>he looks at me and says "This is how we say goodbye"
>his goons start taking turns groping and making out with the girl
>there are men and women
>motions for my friends and I to take our turn
>we each take our turns
>mine seemed longer than the others
>Kojima's turn comes up, he's last
>he looks her straight in the eye and chokes her as she lays on the ground submissively
>he starts spitting on her face and rubbing it in and rubbing it on her tits
>everyone is crowded around watching
>he gets up without actually kissing her, adjusts his jacket
>walks away without saying a word
>the girl gets up and leaves like nothing happened
>DAFUQ
>A week later
>I'm at the doctor's office in the waiting room
>fucking Kojima is there
>Go up to him to see what's up
>he pulls out a wad of dollars and 50 cent pieces and starts doing tricks with them between his fingers
>he's folding them up into abstract shapes
>spills the coins everywhere but doesn't seem to give a fuck
>pulls out two yugioh decks and hands me one
>we start to have a duel
>halfway through his 2nd turn his phone rings
>he gets up and motions for his assistant to take his place in the duel
>she comes over and start playing for him
>she doesn't say a word and her eyes look lifeless
>we finish the duel and she just leaves
>Never saw Kojima again
What's it to you?
You don't expect people to read all that, right?
based stitchposter
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I'm so glad I did, I laughed, I lost, I loved.
I saw David Vincent at a grocery store in Tampa Bay yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cowboy hats in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the hats and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each hat and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
what the heck are you blasting fellow metalheads? \_m_/
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based
Still this.
>KIIIIIING OF EEEEVERYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIING
>KIIIIIING OF EEEEVERYYYYYTHIIIIIIIYIIIIIIYIIIIIIIYIIYIIYIIYIIYIING
Not metal and i find her very pretentious
me
The riffs on this album are insane. Just listen to that guitar tone. Holy shit, how do they do it?
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Uroboros wouldn't be as good without the remaster. The snare on Glass Skin isn't raping my ears on that one, thank fuck.
The riffs at 6:05 and 6:15 get me every time. Wew!
Black/death metal vocals sound like somebody doing that thing where you drink a lot of soda and then try to burp and talk at the same time
>7:37
I am about to point out every good riff in this album.
listen to Demilich
have you ever even listened to black metal
>9:40
Jesus
To me, it's AOTY
>10:25
Listen to that crunch
>11:11
This should be illegal to have this many good riffs in an album.
user....
>11:35
I'm not stopping. Everyone needs to hear this masterpiece.
>inb4 Morpheus Descends shill
need black metal gf
>12:28
Jesus! I'm having an orgasm over this.
What does /metal/ think of altar of oblivion? The epic doom band
sad but true LOL
I don't
I like them and I'm the user who posted about them earlier
Thunderstorm is also based
>12:47
Do you guys not like RIFFS?
>THERE ARE LIIIMIIIITS TOOOO INFINITY!
Ummm... no there are not.
>13:16
There's literally a good riff every few seconds.
>13:40
How?
>14:26
I'm shilling the fuck out of this album.
15:44
wew lad
>THERE ARE BOOOOOOODIIIIIIIES IIIIIINFINIIIIITE
whoa,,,,,,,
>16:19
holy fuck
These albums are on the Thrash Chart.
Fuck off chartanon you annoying little cunt
so is your booty
>16:40
Are you guys even listening?
sneed
who the fuck is that
>17:06
You better fucking listen to this album, faggots.
anyone have the Hospodi leak?
i'm not going to just because of your faggy spam
Suffocation is better. Fight me.
>17:48
I am pointing out godly RIFFS here.
Chartanon? More like Shartanon amirite?
Report chartanon for ban evasion
>18:35
another good RIFF. RIFF overload
Just fuck off already kid
>Messiah's mom holding the phone in front of him as he belts out the lyrics to Demons Gate to Leif for his audition
fukken qt
>19:43
yeehaw!
you do know shartanon got banned for doing the exact same shit, right?
>19:56
How are they doing this shit? There's always a good riff playing.
I will point out every good RIFF on Final Holocaust next.
That's half the thread right there.
Saving this thread with some more kino.
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I got their first album on vinyl for like $5 and sold it without ever listening to it for mo good reason.
Do it in a pastebin you autistic shitstain
>be me
>not like power metal in general
>vibe to this
Where do I go from here, /meal/? Other than in the electric chair or starbucks.
The best death metal album.
oops, wrong pic
disgusting
THOUGHTS??
>tfw no black power metal shedder gf
based lol
full of söy
What's wrong with it?
That's a good idea.
Notice how I am replying to people, now? That way I can never get banned.
the japs do it really well
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Next do every song on The Synarchy of Molten Bones.
>black power metal
based
it was ok, the singer and drummer do a good job but the riffs were sparse
Does it have riffs?
What are you listening to?
I don't think I have to shill this album anymore.
BASED AS FUCK
it's dso, no riffs are present
I'll point out every riff on this album.
based
This album is full of riffs
This album is great, too.
This is the ultimate "Hanging out with the boys" Image. It's from Satyricon in the 90s
Either this or Onward to Golgotha are the best albums ever.
>two million views
I had no idea they had become so popular. I'm happy to see modern power metal thrive.
Or this one
Pagan Hellfire is so fucking good. Such a sweet compilation, lots of songs I hadn't heard before. The album from last year was great as well, maybe even his best.
>black lefty woman metal guitarist
wow that's like finding a unicorn holy shit
All of these albums are great.
their first album sucked
was surprised their second album was actually good
Anyone listen to this bitch? Probably bmaoty.
bruh dis ain't burning banners....... tf u on nigga u wildin.......
It’s good but I got bored of it after the seventh listen
yeah that album is fucking awesome
Did you lot like The Telluric Ashes of the Ö Vrth Immemorial Gods?
Very underrated album tb h
Top three for me
chad is here and he's fucking pissed
Definitely a very good album. You're right, Ageless Fire can be 2nd.
wrong piccy :p
>the song is actually good
Based band
What
I hate Pantera so god damn much
>I hate Pantera so god damn much!!!!
Pantera is seriously Redneck Metal and it's funny to see people try to detest that
>FIVE MINUTES ALONE
>WALK ON HOME BOY
>RE-SPEC-WAK-ARYATALKINTAMAAAAEEEHHHH
Fuck Pantera
i love pantera lol vulgar display will always be my number one go to gym album
based roganposter
virgin pantera vs chad crowbar
>that literal Chad orangutan
Was really fucking good, talk about a comeback
proto-chad
>tfw no leather biker gator bf to be fucked by
hospodi is the fake batushka
dunston checks in
was it just s/t and The Return or was the entire CD/remaster catalog fucked up?
Space Black Metal is best Black Metal
space metal is best metal period.
best metal is forest metal and scandinavian metal
see
remember when pantera was on spongebob
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i know only gore
jesus this image reminds me of mid-2000s online forums
god bless lord of the rings lads
Remember when an actually GOOD metal band was on spongebob?
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pop-wer metal
>Posting Protools-core
>when you finally get a hold of that early 80s tape and put it in the player and there's subtle tape hiss when solos/hi-hat crashes play
Don't have a picture of it, but Stronghold. I don't think I'll ever outgrow Summoning.
Does anyone have a version of the Uruk Hai burzum demos from 1988 without the bitrate change and dinging bell sound
>Or are you Unforgiven II?
how did metallica get away with this
All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the thread
>never be
>never see
>preorder Unforgiven III
no shame whatsoever
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P E R K E L E
Who is the /metal/ equivalent of Spoony?
the dude on tgwtg that went insane? probably shartfag, unless you're talking about musicians, in which case then probably Ozzy, but only when he shaved his head
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>Lyrical themes: Astronomy, Science, Atheism
yikes
>any band other than Slayer
>Lyrical themes: Death, Satan, Anti-religion, Murder, War, Politics
that's pretty cringy bro
This is the best thing Slayer has ever released hands down
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kek this is the band that almost forced Slayer to go back to using Dragonslayer
How come Death is never talked about on this board? I think they pioneered Death metal and is one of the few Death metal bands that exceeds it's genre in quality.
the right band to play retarded caveman riffs
new pissgrave
all those dark-world.ru links are lost in time
like tears in rain
Only one I can think of is
>Absurd - Asgardsrei
Turned an awful EP into a pretty good one.
>Lyrical themes: Heavy Metal
don't take the bait lads
Lads
Shartanon is the worst thing to happen in the human race, he should have been aborted
pictured: Fenriz leads covert SWAT operation to capture Necrophagist vocalist
melodeath sucks
Based
Is there a metal album or song based on American Psycho? Anything Bret Easton Ellis really.
post dsbm
Who the fuck are these guys?
who the fuck are you
My nigga
holy fucking shit
>forced memes
pic related.
yeah, too bad sami isn't in the band anymore.
Meloshit
it's the chartfag being a complete fucking idiot again
report and ignore, user.
>tfw the drummer his my mother's friend's son
huh
test
I'm pretty sure he got banned less than two days ago though. Is he ban-evading?
check this out he produced this whole album as well
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Sup, Done getting banned?
Glad folks are enjoying it
I don't want attention anymore! I'm tired of being a meme here!
It's so stupid. lul
This guy in participial needs to stop. He keeps on bringing me back up!
I think he likes the drama more than the music.
I'm literally telling you to stop! But you are NOT listening!
Unless you are a troll and like all the drama.
Hey!
You need to add the Black and Death metal charts to the Roll Chart.
They look done to me.
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I will kill all of you fuckers.
You need to see these digits for the Black Metal chart. Very underrated post.
GO AHEAD
CALL THE COPS
I'M ON THE ROOF WITH MY FUCKING SOCKS
>doomfag
>knows nothing about doom or sludge
>chartfag
>knows nothing about any metal genre
pottery
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*hides post*
/metal/ is kino again ^_^
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That's why I am getting you guys to help me.
I don't need to listen to the albums if you do that.
Come on! I have never seen anything like that before!
I got a full house digit post for posting the chart.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING NOW...
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*hides post*
/metal/ is kino again ^_^
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Have another (You).
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hide these posts to fix your /metal/ thread :)
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Ray Alder > John Arch
WHAT NEXT???
TAKE A GUESS
CYANIDE ON MY BREATH
ON MY BREATH
Just shut up!
Did you add the Black and Death metal charts to the Roll Chart yet?
Can we take a look at it?
I want more bands with catchy riffs, wailing vocals, and poetic storytelling like candlemass and reverend bizarre and saint Vitus. Recs please
Fake and Filtered.
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We need more bands like Morpheus Descends. Have you listened to the album that was posted?
Try one of the charts
>Filtered
That was a good one!
Why is it still replying to me? Gross.
You guys better make a new thread before I make it the Thrash Metal chart edition.
Why aren't you replying to me? Stop being so butthurt.
You got owned. Deal with it!
NEW THREAD
Rolling for riffs
rolan
Malthusian
Best DM album ever.
Who else here /doom/?
Fucking kys you literal 15 year old retard
WHY DON'T YOU GET YOURSELF A LIFE?
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT
Holy fuck I love this part