ITT: Manlet musicians

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feels good to be 5' 10"

ahahahahahahaa

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Jon Anderson

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Lol there is no way in a million years Kanye is 5'8. He looks to be 5'6.

isn't that the average male height in the us
not that i would know, i'm 6'1 bb

kanye isn't 5'8" but desu all celebrities add one or two inches to their height. Tom cruise is like 5'5"

LOL

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Based

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AWW WHAT A CUTIE

5’6

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Danzig and prince are like 5'2"

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Only 5'6 and below are considered manlet.

Only manlets can be great artists. This is a fact.

below 6'0 is manlet

tyler's pretty tall

Yeah but you're still not a real man so who cares

>great artists

This, manlets are always smarter.

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Bach the best, as usual

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Who the fuck is tyler

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
is this seriously what manlets believe???

>height in meters
put it in freedom units you fucktard, no one knows how many meters long people are

>no one knows how many meters long people are
The majority of people in the world use the metric system

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Manlets deserve all the hate they get desu

typical brainlet amerifat

I agree, 9/10 angry 4channellers are manlets

>lanklets are still being mogged by manlets
kek

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Jealousy is the greatest form of flattery

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here's a version I made without the red things

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I improved upon your boring minimalist design

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here's my edition of the classic piece known as "wew"

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The one thing women and Yea Forums incels can both agree on: hating short men

Sigh, I was having fun you didn't need to shit on me like that. But thanks that was the last push I needed to finally get the rope

Try to divide a meter perfectly by three in your head nigger

honestly who doesn't hate short men

feels good knowing i’m a whole subway sandwich taller than thom

Manlets are incels genetically

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you probably donate to twitch thots

slit your wrists manlet

5'2

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Jeff Magnum is a manlet.

t. 5'7

>you're still not a real man so who cares
all the retard music consumers

>I’m so appalled
>Spalding Bald
Kanye fans will defend this

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no. if you are under 6 feet your chances with women drop at a much higher rate per inch

i refuse to associate with anyone under 5'10

she smol

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>i-if I was just a bit taller I'd get laid!
Based and incelpilled

Is there a universal manlet height, or do we go by countries and whatnot?

To what? Reach the top shelf?

Seriously, nobody will miss you. Pathetic manlet scum.

Take none of this to heart, only take it with laughter user

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To reach the rafter that you'll tie the rope around?

t. manlet cope

Araabmuzik

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Oh fuck I'm so sorry dude! I didn't realize. I hope you're doing better

You spelled 61 inches wrong.

whatever you say man, you won

Dude if you are actually over six foot. Please don't off yourself. You have so much to live for.

this

The big-boi future can't start without you

>women
>artist

the damage is done, been told to kill myself 4 times today. It's a sign, you guys are right. I've been putting this shit of for way too long

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Lmao what a huge fucking pussy

You're a manlet in disguise then. A real tall man wouldn't act like such a bitch

that's the objective truth retard. 6'5" people can just sit in a bar and women will walk up to them. go outside.

Don't kill yourself bud, we're only a couple of months away from the new Tool album.
Also, you don't have to lie about your height to please random faggots online.

unless you go /fit/

False. You cannot be a real man if your height starts with a 5

ITT: tinkerbells

You're just fuck ugly, whether thats physically or personality. Shut the fuck up. Maybe you truly are a fucking small ugly cunt, but shut the fuck up. Wallowing in self-pity won't do anything. So shut the fuck up and find something worth living for.

Who else 6ft 1+ itt?
>6ft 4 lanklet reporting in.

>implying real men have a height starting with 6
fucking hell, if you aren't at least 7 feet unironically kill yoursel

TRIGGERED MANLET HAHAHAHAHAHA
your parents are disappointed that you were short

I don't make the rules buddy. I just say them.

>tfw 3'11

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Feels good to not be a heightlet

Ah yes. I'm so glad that we have Yea Forums, that fabled and unparalleled bastion of masculinity, to tell us what "real men" are.

Yeah if you look good and are dressed well

>replying to a whining manlet, telling him to stop whining
>>DUUR HE TRIGGERED
are you retarded?

you sound like a faggot

you sound like a faggot

this. if you look like a goblin and are 6'5, then you're still fucked. however, it would be better than being a 5'6 goblin.

It's a wonder any of you have ever been laid.

>nobody posted the obvious

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He's like 5'4 right? Tay could only be reaching 6'0 with heels at the most.

This shit is shooped. Which one of you did this

Women are dumb enough to do anything really

absolute femoid tier bullshit

this is what they want. division... now more than ever men need to band together and support each other

belittling fellow man for something as stupid as aethetic appearances is cuck-tier literal roastie behavior

This. All men are kings. Do not fall for the female jewy tricks.

All the hate that shorter men get is what drives them to be more successful than their tall counterparts. Being tall is life on easy mode so you will not experience the pain necessary to create great art. Shorter guys excel in music because the tall guys were herded into other fields very early on in life, mostly sports. What motivation does a welladjusted popular man have to go above and beyond when he is accepted regardless of his creative abilities. He followed the path that others set for him and that is enough to get some pussy and a decent job most of the time. Go ahead and say cope but you know I’m right. The short man growing up has a much higher likelihood of being socially alienated, as such they delve into finding meaning and purpose through tangible artistic achievement. There’s an inferiority complex for sure but that turns out to be a positive because of their desires to prove themselves. Personally, my failure to be the goalie for my varsity soccer team years ago pushed me into taking part in other school activities where I eventually found the tools to make music for videos other kids were doing. Granted I was still a bench warmer defense player and got decent game time but not being able to get the position I wanted made me explore other interests.

6'1 and broad, but I literally look like I have downs.

nah it’s straight from getty images nigga

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me

post soundcloud

nick drake

>Bruno Mars
>Musician
TOP KEK

>nick drake
>6'3"
How the fuck did he never get laid

>tfw barely 5'5"
>tfw no matter what metric, no matter what country, I'm a manlet beyond a shadow of a doubt

This is my life.

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>STAND ON MY MONEY NOW I'M 6'6"

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Sartre was two inches shorter.

yeah i'm 6'1'' but that don't mean i'm not a beta pussy and yeah i lift and all but all i ever do when a women passes me is stand up really straight and unconsciously flex and i guess maybe yeah that's asserting myself as a man but i think they see right through that paper-thin shit and know that deep-down i am insecure and weak.

Same height as xxxtentacion.

btfo

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Pretty based desu

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this fucks me up

prince is what all manlets aspire to be

Someone post Maynard

TRENT REZNOR GOD OF
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Was, user. Was.

tfw taller than Maynard

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Must be nice living in burgerlandia

why? When you can cut it in 1000 different parts

You have no idea. Literally paradise in many ways. I live in the burbs by the water so I take super safe and comfy night walks for hours and never see a single person.

you reek of insecurity

Can’t be real.

People care way too much about this shit. Just put food on your mouth and you're fine.

same
I’m still a manlet though

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Maynard's like 5'6/5, Trent is 5'8/7

You realise 5'7 is actually the best height for human evolution. Without all the comforts of today's society, everyone taller than 5'11 would be completely inefficient and would eventually die. Height is a social construct, if you don't care, you'll eventually get everything you want.

wait.. whut?
wikipedia says they are both 5'7

Does anyone know how tall pic related is?

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He's Japanese and the average male for that country height is like 5'8", so I'd guess around there. I'll give him and him alone a pass because not only does he seem not to have the typical manlet rage/cope, but he's very talented. Not to mention his amazing voice makes up for his height in all departments.

>I gave him a pass
Imagine this this retarded.

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People used to be way shorter overall though.

The only reason to hate on manlets is when they think they're something they're clearly fucking not and act like jackasses because of it. If they put their money with their mouth is and fucking prove that they're hot shit or if they accept their manlethood and contemplate why God hates them so, I don't see why I should give a shit.

>Imagine this this retarded.

If you have height psychosis, it means you're an NPC. You've been programmed to freak out and get into arguments over this topic.

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What's some good music about hating short people?

>people look up this guy

>tfw only 5'10''
>tfw dick is only 5.5

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Wait shes not 6' 1"?

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not that it matters but I haven't lied about anything itt this thread at all. I don't care what these edgy brainlets think

If you post on Yea Forums you’re most likely an NPC

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Cringe and self hating manlet pilled

>Bellamy also won the Sexiest Male Award at the 2007 NME Awards.[14] He won again in 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013 and 2014 and was nominated in 2012. Bellamy, however, declared himself "too short to be sexy" (he is 5' 7"), and said the award should have gone to Dominic Howard, Muse's drummer.

So, did he learn?

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I'm 6'1 lol

he's 3 cm taller than him and he looks like a rodent. was he being sarcastic?

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He just confused him with this gigachad

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HAHHAHAAHHA keep lying seething midget, slit your wrists vertical absolute faggot. lol

I bet none of you knew Bowie was a manlet

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im 178 and never get called short

Japs dont need to apply

I'm literally her height wtf

Kinda weird how when you think about it the only races that actually tend to be tall is the Whites and Blacks...

wasn't really manlet tier back when he was young

he's actually really large

most of the old rockers were manlets. The Beatles were around the 5'10 range except Ringo, who was 5'6. Jimi Hendrix and Syd Barrett were both 5'11. Mick Jagger was 5'10. Brian Jones was 5'6. Iggy pop was 5'6, Brian Eno was 5'7.

dude looks like Till Lindermann photoshopped into gigachad

I’m also 5’10” and I would describe it as the limbo of heights.

>freedom units
Fuck off reddit cunt

Bruce Dickinson.

Is there a single day that manlets aren't btfo?

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I wouldn't consider someone who's 5'10 a manlet.
t. 6'1

face it, no girl wants a manlet
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below 6'0 is manlet

below 5'8'' is average female height and you are thus relegated to manlette status and should kill self

Kendrick 5'4
Bruno Mars 5'4
Glen Danzig 5'4
John Oats 5'4.5
Tekashi 69 5'3
Bono 5'5
Rivers Cuomo 5'6
Bob Dylan 5'6.5
XXXTentacion 5'6
Lil Pump 5'6

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