Yes, my favorite band is Deerhunter. How could you tell?

Explain chesthole

good thread

>oh hey user!
>no way, you’re going to the deerhunter show too? That’s so cool! Your taste in music is awesome.
>We should never have bullied you in high school and called you names in front of the girl you were trying to get with! We totally regret it all now that we see how cool you are once we give you a chance!

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Pectus excavatum, your chest cavity is sunken in. It’s a death sentence

>It’s a death sentence
literally nobody has ever died of it lmao

based and wholesome

Was it sexy for you?

>why yes.. turn on the bright lights is my favorite album.. how did you know?

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yea it's really sexy when someones focuses on the part of your body that is the embodiment of all your insecurities

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic

I don’t know how this makes any sense but it somehow does.

Sunken chests are relatively common t b h. Especially if you're a skinny dude. Rock that look, homie.

can't you get that fixed with surgery?

Do you ever let anyone fuck it?

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I have the opposite of this

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wtf

Kek looks like a shark

gross

Worked a deerhunter show and that skinny ghoul was mean as fuck to his band and audience. What a cunt

Give him a break

A guy with three holes?

lmao

you should hook up with OP

I want to suck on it

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What happens when and fuse?

That’s how gay sex works

i have that same rib thing lol and am asexual

I had a friend in school who had the sunken chest and we joked about it but never did it, I think if we did we'd be married with children

JESUS FUCKING KEK

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>Pectus excavatum
Psychological symptoms manifest with feelings of embarrassment, social anxiety, shame, limited capacity for activities and communication, negativity, intolerance, frustration, and even depression.[8]

not directly from it but it does drive many to suicide by causing depression

I was born with it, afaik it doesn't give me breathing problems or anything
Nah, but sometimes I lay on my back, put shit in it and use it as a bowl

You ever eat cereal out of it

suicide from embarrassment of your physical deformity doesn't mean the deformity killed you lol

No, a sexual death sentence.

Nah, usually jelly beans or popcorn, I might do it though

so is going to this shithole but I don't see anyone calling it a death sentence

I'd imagine the suicide rate for 4channelers is way above any national average

is there any reason why? are they unable to perform or something or just because their lack of SMV? the lead singer of Deerhunter is a literal virgin.

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bradford claimed to be asexual for years but i think really he has extreme body dysmorphia and felt shame and gross from thinking of his body in a sexual way. he said recently he isnt actually asexual

no but marfans syndrome is. not everyone with a rib cavity has marfans but bradford does. other famous figures with marfans were abe lincoln and robert johnson and both died very young.

TAKE MY HAND AND PRAY WITH ME

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desu it probably is, maybe less on normie boards like Yea Forums but in /x/ and for real robots it must be high as fuck

>abe lincoln
he was shot in the head

>abe lincoln and robert johnson
not of marfan's though, lol

>normie boards like Yea Forums
fuck off

>This level of denial
This isn't exactly a secret club bro, every white kid in junior high has been on here

see, I would have thought you'd be more into A Story So Far.

I have this but only on one side. we'll make it bros

Our favorite band is Stereolab, human.

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lmao I know a guy with this and he's a chad amateur DJ

yeah i have it too and am chad. got the tall skinniness going on. with big hands and really defined facial bone structure. usually marfans ppl look weird but it also can make you hot

what music am I into if I have a disorder that isn't Marfans or EDS but still causes systematic collagen weakness? I have a concave dent in the lower right quadrant of my ribcage, below where the sternum ends. hurts like fuck.

Marfan Syndrome

they become a single ultra person

>the soÿ chest

not necessarily

Life expectancy for Marfan syndrome patients is on par with non-affected individuals
Lmao

it looks more like a scar than a deformity. say you survived a bomb blast or something and got hit by shrapnel, that makes it sound cool

based

>thinking that this board isn't normie
The only boards that aren't normie anymore are the ones that nobody cares about or have such a high amount of autists that normies don't want to touch.

>normie

fucking lel

>bradford claimed to be asexual for years but i think really he has extreme body dysmorphia and felt shame and gross from thinking of his body in a sexual way. he said recently he isnt actually asexual

Can you blame him? I mean, even with the relative fame he must feel like an outsider. I have body dysmorphia and i am a virgin too and i dont look not even half as weird as Bradford.

Retard
If you're already that far it doesn't matter

you're an actual retard

my bf has it uwu

based

that picture’s pretty creepy

>random biological deformities from birth are now ”söy”

Am I the only one who thinks it’s kinda cute. I just wanna fun my fingers over it

nah, I have and still get pussy bro. just try more. also, work out your chest so that it accents your pecs. thank me later.

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lmfao