ITT: Poorly describe a Band's discography and anons tell you which band is

i'll start
>lmao i'm 14 and i just smoked weed
>bro, politics are fucking shit, specially the right wing ones
>okay guys let's try to make some good music now
>hey, look it worked, let's do that again
>okay we are big now, maybe we can try to be radio friendly
>okay now let's make country and sing about how much do we hate Bush
>this new generation is just a bunch of lazy ass punks who will never succes in their life, also fuck Bush
>hey guys Romeo and Juliet was a pretty good book, right?
>shit
>shit
>shit
>not good but at least better than the last four albums

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Green Day, innit?

well that was easy
here's another one
>fuck Margaret Thatcher
>fuck Margaret Thatcher part 2
>lmao satanism
>lmao mental health
>best album
>synths are underrated
>synths are still underrated
>our best guitar left :(
>our best singer will left :(
>yeah this new guy can't sing
>yeah this new guy should be expeled
>finally something good
>shitty cover art
>long ass songs about war
>Star Trek
>finally something good

>don't have sex
>don't eat meat
>don't respect the monarchy
>did we already say don't have sex?

The Smiths

>man i sure do love the melvins and also sometimes the beatles
>man i sure do love sounding commercially friendly
>man i sure do hate being famous

>da bloos m8
>more generic blues shit
>more generic blues shit
>really good blues shit
>who gives a shit
>who gives a shit
>who gives a shit
>who gives a shit
>who gives a shit (this one's actually pretty good)
>wait, this isn't their debut?
>holy fuck that's a lot of record sales
>let's get a bit weird (best album)
>generic soft rock shit
>pretty good generic soft rock shit
>shit
>trash
>meh

Neervana

nirvana

>classic
>classic
>classic
>ehh, it's alright
>wtf are you doing
>wtf are you doing
>wtf are you doing
>wtf are you doing
>wtf are you doing
>wtf are you doing

I dont know this one. Im still trying to figure it out. While that happens I will make another one to contribute to the thread (this one will be easy)
>best album
>oh no our lead singer became an incel
>wait no come back we promise we arent incels any more
>fuck it lets just put the songs that didnt make it to the last album together and call it a day
>lets be more radio friendly
>lets make super bland music but that still feels kind of quirky (at least its not as bad as the last album)
>lets appeal to the rap crowd and make literal shit
>wait no old fans come back we are still good
>come back please
>the album is actually good this time, please take us seriously
>now that we regained the fanbase lets shit on them again by maing super bland radio friendly pop music that is extremely forgettable
>haha its funny meme album lol we are not too old for this at all guys
>lets try to make music that appeals to everyone and end up with shit that no one likes

Iron Maiden

Iron Maiden, and you posted this last time there was a thread like this

>magnum opus of rage
>fuck it let's get big and fuck goth girls
>i wanna fuck more goth girls but now we're getting more serious with balladry and sonic experimentation
>oh fuck everyone is dying i'm sad for real now oh fuck i'm on coke oh shit oh fuck
>dude i don't even know anymore let's just mash up all our previous styles and get another record out fuck
>i'm back bitches, now i'm goth lemmy, one last ride

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>haha i used to be on another band but now im making hip hop while stoned lol
>lets make social critique now
>lets use more synths and get artists we love as features, from old school art rock stars to rappers
>lets have a bunch of rappers featured in every song to show that we are hip with the kids also trump bad
>beach music for people too sad to enjoy the beach

>he doesn't like red

>garbage experimental crap
>more garbage experimental crap
>yet more garbage experimental crap
>my whole life has been shit
>my whole life is still shit but i've gotta flog some records
>look how political we are
>i'm miserable without my wife
>i'm kinda happy without my wife
>court ordered oldies
>look who's back with his wife
>woooOOOoooOOO

i think its pretty bland, but i like it

>it’s just a dream
>beep bloop beep
>media bad
>refugees :)

>we're edgy and not like those other brit rock fags
>okay now we are sad but it rocks
>we hate prog so we copied the style and sorta made a great album
>bleep bloop we are out of ideas
>less bleep more bloop
>krautrock yea also fuck bush
>here you go fans we made another masterpiece and its free
>dude DMT and polyrhythms
>our singers voice is gone but the guitarist does orchestral shit now and youre gonna like it

>br00tal breakdowns
>Same thing except for slight genre swap and now there's electronics
>More emphasis on electronics with guest vocalists & a more mature sound
>Fuck now we actually have a budget & a new member let's to overboard on electronics & synths while still incorporating heavy guitars
>Ok fuck heavy music let's get some radio money
>Smorgasbord of different genres

>really good sad album
>really good angry album
>really good summer album
>kind of good disco album
>bad disco album

>The MC5, Ramones and Ted Nugent are cool but wouldn't it be cooler if the lyrics were about mental health and hating work?
>Same as before but faster and now we have a Mexican singer
>Same as before but we have another new guy
>Finally an actual LP and we have another new singer and also jazz wonk guitar sometimes
>Black Sabbath is pretty cool
>What if we put in jam parts?
>Our retarded pretentious frontman wants to do shitty spoken word
>Now he wants to pretend to be Meatpuppets and Husker Du
>Kyuss is going to do this sound good in about 5 years

Gorillaz?

>im making lo fi hip hop but with an organic nujabes style that feels organic
>my other project was scrapped, do you like generic sad r&b? because, oh boy i sure do
>do you want more generic sad r&b? well i got the album for you!

>anthemic post punk with adolescent lyrics
>anthemic post punk with jesus lyrics
>anthemic post punk with political lyrics
>similar to the last album with more echoey ambient guitars
>blends elements of the previous stuff into one, arena anthems, first half has their biggest hits
>bunch of live shit and weird blues outtakes with 2-3 good songs in the mix
>alt rock with dance elements, trying to reinvent themselves
>outtakes from the last album sessions but more dance influenced
>kitschy 90s dance pop rock album, trying to be "ironic" but doesn't really work
>watered down version of their older sound with decent safe for radio hits
>attempt at trying to be cool hip and rock n roll that mostly falls flat
>bland and forgettable
>meme album
>i dont even know

>lmao satan
>lmao satan
>lmao satan but like, jazz man. also lets make some actual heartfelt love songs
>lmao jazz but it souunds like a vine meme
>lmao bees
>lmao just broke up

fleetwood mac?

Killing Joke?

Thom Yorke and the Radio Heads?

weez
radiohead (but how is kid a "out of ideas"?)
violent femmes? the first 3 albums line up, anyways

>drunk australians singing about fucking girls
>pub rock about violence
>pub rock about drinking
>pub rock about going to hell
>highly produced pub rock dedicated to your dead singer but still about drinking, hell, girls, and beer
>repeat for eternity

acdc

>Kinda derivative of their influences but a good 90’s Alt Rock album
>There is no god and I took DMT. Time to die.
>The world is ending and we’re all going crazy. I’m not sure that’s a good thing or not.... it is.
>Love and Angst, the world is still ending but it’s actually our fault. Fuck our gov.
>Everything great from the last two album, but made better. Still fuck our gov.
>Now we’re just gonna do whatever we want. The planet is dying. Fuck.
>Our government is bad, but ya know what’s worse? The U.S. Gov. the GOD DAMNED CIA AND THEIR ROBOTS.
>We’re just doing whatever we want again. We love the 80’s. Worlds still going to shit, but there’s hope.

Ac/Dc

>Dumb reggae bullshit for kids.
>A pop EP.
>Holy shit it's fucking everything. Bunch of fucking shit, is that a fucking pop-punk track, what the fuck?
>Fucking shopping malls and Easter island and shit I guess, i dunno. Pretty simple sound.
>Funky ass shit man.
>Holy fuck that's a bueno live album. Pretty good show overall.
>Their hits album.
>Their album most well known in the states.
>Their best studio album.
>That weird, fucking stupid live album no one fucking remembers because it was fucking... kind of just a nothing burger.
>fuck... FUCK... HOLY SHIT... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! HE DIED?! OH MY GOD, HOLY FUCK
>Another live album they really didn't need to release, but hey it has that one song everyone likes at the end but.... worse.... worse than the last one... worse than fucking any other version of it. Jeez.

fishmans?

muse?

Only Official Albums
>LOL field recording and nostalgia
>Let's worship Satan now
>Summery acoustic music
>OK back to dark and depressing samples

>hey look im elvis presley guys
>hmm today i will make the album that will define indie music for years
>more of the same, but now with synths and more sad. also im old
>i hate my dad. also synths
>yee haww im a cowboy i guess

yeah

>New Order and Joy Division were cool, but so is being edgy.
>Holy Springsteen
>I still love The Boss, but I think Pop music with lots of different instruments is where it’s at.
>What the fuck were they thinking. Two good songs.
>Back after awhile. I love Bowie and the 80’s. I’m Mormon and a father. God.

You got it

>Black Sabbath sure was dope
>Blue Oyster Cult sure was dope
>Doing our own thing sure is dope
>My bandmates sure aren't dope, but 80's commercial rock sure was

> Hey this is weird but actually really good
> Dong
> DAE less vocals?
> Wtf this is also weird but cool
> LET'S JUST GO BATSHIT CRAZY
> Pretty solid
> Yo, what if we sampled ourselves?

grips?

>This albums sucks
>Woah, these guys have some quirky lyrics
>Woah, this is kind of depressing but the instrumentation is cooler
>Woah, this is kind of political
>Dae Neutral Milk Hotel?
>Dae Neutral Milk Hotel but with a concept?

Yes

Ghost

black flag?

>le blues
>lol fuck war and shit
>weed
>more weed but now cocaine
>prog lmao
>prog lmao x2
>prog lmao but awful
>still awful
>LOOKOUT.jpg
>LOOKOUT.jpg but a little inferior
>WHATCHA GONNA BE
>awful glam shit
>less awful hard rock shit
>more of that
>uhhh power metal lol
>LOOKOUT pt.3 but now with added robots
>more ok hard rock
>awful hard rock ft ice T
>LOOKOUT: The final chapter
>le blues but also rick rubin

>psych rock, but experimental and brazillian, also fuck you if you are against rock or pro dictatorship
>more psych rock, but its still brazil, but now the psych rock is even more psych rock, but we still experiment with genre
>more psych rock but brazil
>lets make shitty prog sounding music now i guess because 70s
>more shitty prog-ish music i guess
>two of the three members are doing solo shit now so i guess i will just get some other hippies and try to go full on prog but we are not very good at it
>live album
>lets go full on prog now
>lets sing our hits again, but in other languages
>compilation
>live album but this one is actually really really good and has two of the three original members because one of them got really sucessfull with her solo career and now makes music for soap operas
>now im alone with the hippies again
>still alone with the hippies
>another compilation

>i hate my dad
>i hate the world
>once apon a time
>im still kinda angry at myself
>i think i found happiness
>i hate falling in love

Sabbath

>Thursday is cool. Vampires, Zombies and fucking 911.
>More edgy and more catchy. Some of the worst production of the 2000’s but the good songs make up for it.
>Even more edgy, and a concept album. Queen is cool.
>I love Bowie and comic books. Tokyo Vampire Dance Party.

Mac Demarco?

Bingo.

My Chemical Romance

led zeppelin

>The Black Parade
>edgier than Three Cheers
are you deaf?

...

>I like Daniel Johnston
>I don’t know what I’m doing
>folk and noise
>eric simply eric
>folk, blues and country
>eric simply eric again
>folk, blues and country with great production
>I METCHUUUUU
>I’m sad because I got cucked
>eric simply eric again 2
>half a great album buried under unfinished b-sides
>boring rock
>I’m sad because I’m getting older and my music is lame now
>SEE IM HIP, LOOK AT THIS POP ALBUM

Gotta be AC/DC
>what if we sampled ourselves
Death grips

Johg Lemon

correct

Yep
It is though, in lyrics and concept. Just less LET’S GO SARAH, WAAAAAAHHHHH, DOOOOOON’T STOP!

Avenged Sevenfold?

>we scarface now
>i'm a sellout
>i'm a sellout
>i'm a sellout
>we some sellouts
>SOUL
>pedo duets
>SOUL but i kinda fucked it up
>fade to black
>but wait just one more pedo duets
>i'm back
>ayo go see that new denzel movie
>surprising pop hit
>okay fine bro i'll do an album with you just stop bothering me
>how do you do fellow trappers?
>SOUL

>I'm not a thug
>I'm a little bit thug
>I'm soul

>let's make some standard synth pop
>let's do that again but slightly worse
>let's do that again but much better plus some organic instrumentation
>let's do that last part but ditch pop formulas
>let's do that again but ditch all synths and make it quieter
>let's quit
>Dies

tyler

>pffft, yeah we’re totally a punk band LMAO
>OK let’s add space and echo and melody and show everyone punk is a fad
> Let’s add synths and make our best album completely by mistake
> Dude woodwinds LMAO
>we’re sophisticated now

Wire

Not quite

yep

This sounds like Bring me the Horizon, but it could honestly be just about any metalcore band that hasn't broken up by now.

BoC

>”Jonny Boy help us make an EP.” Moody bass and guitar-centric indie rock. Also Billie Holiday was cool.
>More love, less war. Amazing Drums/Bass.
>Etherial, Love, and amazing Beach Boys tier vocal harmonies. Also a freaky dance song.
>Mixing electronic drums into their sound, along with some strange synths and sounds. Even more emphasis on vocal harmonies and they’re as good as ever.

>second album
>third album
>fourth album
>fourth album 2
>first album
>prequel album
>sequel to the prequel
>
>I guess we're going back?

>we’re gonna make a rock album heavily inspired by doom disco
>do it again but this time it’s LP
>yeah fuck this doom disco shit actually let’s do regular Indie
>wow that actually made us somewhat know let’s do that again
>yeah we’re just doing pop now.

metallica?
weezer
radiohead
frank ocean?

Paramore

no

Jay Z?

Reposting to see if someone gets it this time
>fuck you reddit
>bro dude the worlds gonna end lol brooooooooo government capitalism SUCK
>bro duuuudeeesd the world ending lol
>brooo brOOOOOOOO like fuck GEORGE BUSSHHHHH
>ok we’re back and also did i tell you about this one thing called drone?
>yeah dude like drooooooooooooooooneeeeee
>hOLY FUCK DRUMPF DRUMPF FUCK GOVETNMENT drumpF FLUMPF FUMPF FUCK CAPITAISM AND BORDERS GLUMPF

>Anti-music
>Existential dread and then acceptance through depressing and ridiculous metaphors
>The rest of their giant discography does not matter

>THIS IS ME! ILL EAT YOUR GIRL'S PUSSY THEN HER FLESH AND ILL FUCKING KILL YOU NEXT BITCH!

>Naw, fuck that. This is me. I'm sad and too overwhelmed by everything.

>Nope, this is the real me. I'm just alone in my home and I hate everyone.

>I miss grandma...

>You know what, this is me. I'm more cool with the current events that I'm going through. Sure, my dad & my best friend is dead, but I'll be fine.

this sounds incredibly interesting

>heds
>cup
>mill
>seat
>milku
>ear
>monke
>square minus one side
>Shake
>brown
>Brick
>War
>bed
>heds 2
>boat

Earl too easy

punk freud

try and guess the band, the second album is one of the bests of all time.

The last one gave it away, didn't it?
Yea it was easy

The closest I can think of is the Residents (since Not Available was technically supposed to be their second album).

CSH

> Lo-fi album made with GF
> RnB breakup album about GF
> Folk breakup Album about GF
> Pop Rock / Techno / Drone breakup album about GF
> RnB album that features ASAP rocky as hypeman

>classic
>alright
>shit
>shit
>shit
>shit

no

The Smiths

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Type O Negative

>i love life
>i hate that i have to pretend i love life

>that shit that’s going on in New York, were that
>Ok, now we’re slower
>We’re now even slower
>last album but better
>Now there’s a little punk, eh, eh
>We’ve completely sold out, now we’re folk
>Ok now we’re no longer a sell out but we’re still folk
>Last album, but with weird transitions
>We’re now a lot more punk now
>Long ass double album that isn’t like most past stuff
>We’re now a different band, oh now we’re back to this band
>Look! a long ass post-rock album
>same as last
>same as last

No

Ajj?

Either Bull or heaven or Current 93, I’m likely very wrong

>i really can't say anything bad about this record, it's fucking perfect
>not as great as debut but pretty comfy and more rocker
>is this the spiderman 3 of music?

Swans but you took the “poorly describe” thing too far.

GYBE

Bingo

Yeah

I need to know

>UGH I'M YOUNG AND I'M HAVING FEELINGS AND RELATIONSHIPS
>now everything is cooling down, still angsty but toned down a notch
>Fuck it my ex was literally the devil here's a whole album perfect for angry breakups
>Past all that shit now, now it's about healing and reflecting on a drug addiction
Hint: Pop Punk

>i want to take rock to the dirtiest we can
>let's do the same but with more screams and Coltrane stuff
>one mix is alright right?
>this should have never existed
>this should have never existed II

Think user. It's not that hard

The Stooges but you don’t have a fraction of an idea of what Coltrane’s about.

Arcade Fire?

It's either that or The Killers

Battles

>let's do some Beatles stuff but rawer
>the same basically
>pretty more consistent
>what does "conceptual" album means?
>let's do some cantina and pirates stuff
>dude i miss my childhood i wanna cry
>dude i fucking hate war and english society wtf
>dude i hate fame and money wtf
>let's make a sequel of my childhood album
>let's make a critically disaster streak of opera albums
>let's make USA stuff that no one will remember

U2?

nope haven't gotten it yet.

>The better version of the more famous sophomore album
>The Sophomore album

Nop

>Like the beatles but more cracked out and wacky
>Like the last album but more serious and mysterious
>Nobody ever talks about this album
>This is amazing except for the stuff that's new
>Hey we're changing up our sound to something lighter but we're still super out there dudes
>We're still progressive but now we have pop sensibilities
>Some nice stuff, nothing too crazy
>Now we've REALLY nailed the pop sensibilities thing but this is still innovative and cool as shit
>Pop sensibilities increasing...but not sacrificing art
>Fuck pop, here are some wacky song structures
>Ok lol I was kidding pop is lyfe buy our stuff!!
>WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH IS THIS ART WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>Come on guys we can still make some super cool deep pop music
>Dude spirit lmao
>Dude spirit lmao

>Buzz Buzz
>.... uhh... an EP? [haven't heard]
>2 covers and some weird train sounds and radio tower shit
>DUDE TOWERS, GUB GUB WATCHING US
>DUDE TOWERS, GUB GUB WATCHING US CONTINUED ON THIS EP
>Ocean shit, dude. Whale sounds.
>DUDE GUB GUB STILL WATCHING US, but softly now... from satilites
>I don't know either, haven't listened to this one, either.
>Astral Projection type shit, I don't fucking know. I've heard this album like 12 times and have still not picked out a solid meaning. Still one of their best and is undeniably underrated.
>Some fucking singles and b-sides I guess, lmao.

It is indeed The Killers

Obviously King Crimson

Radiohead?

The Killers

>teenage angst with drugs
>fuck my record label
>im going to write an album about depression
>i am a depression
>buff and sober
>write album on tour on a laptop
>ambient
>elec garage rock
>i still got it guys, promise
>david bowie dnb

This post was made by a sub-60 IQ “human”.

Bingo. you got it.

>I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE
>WE WERE AS GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND
>BUT MARRIED IN MY MIND'S NO GOOD

Lmao yeah I can't believe they thought they weren't talking about pink floyd lol

too vague

>Boohoo jazz
>Boohoo jazz/folk
>Boohoo folk

Neutral Milk Hotel

>Dude psychedelia
>Wait why aren’t we famous
>Oh im depressed now let’s right an album about it
>Guess I’m famous now let’s do a double album
>I’m really famous cool
>Oh and our drummer OD
>Fuck
>Dude Trent Reznor LMAO
>Why aren’t we famous anymore
>Oh and our bassist is a meth head
>Let’s do rock again but have it completely ruined by the production
>Yeah I’ve ran out of ideas
>Ok Dave Pajo where you at

Nine inch nails

wire?

nope.

I'm not doing the full thing

>Dude fuck pop lmao
>I just really like swastikas
>We're Electronic now
>Fuck this is too personal can't release that. Wait, shit.
>We didn't mean to make this an album
>lmao concept albums
>Fuck selling out! Now lets sell out through not selling out.
>A shit ton more concept albums

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My Bloody Valentine?

Yep

Someone already did the Residents.

>Classic album, a tad under appreciated
>Another classic
>Another classic
>Absoulte classic, Most experimental release
>Still a good album. the poppiest release maybe.
>Famous Live album. also a movie
>irrelavent
>irrelavent
>irrelavent

nope, getting closer by mucore standards

talking heads

>Generic 80s pop-rock
>Pretty generic 80s pop-rock
>Pretty good innovative 80s pop-rock
>Experimental art-rock
>Experimental art-rock, but now more minimalist

talk talk

Fuck, must have missed it.

>A couple of catchy pop tunes
>A couple more
>Start to really develop as a songwriter, introduce darker themes.
>Went a little too dark this time, and now my label says I'm only allowed to do covers.
>A series of shit albums.
>I'm back, and to show that I've still got it I'm going to make an art rock album and then disappear for several years.
>I'm back, and more experimental than ever.
>This one took a bit, but it's hard to get all the disconcerting sounds I needed in such a short time.
>Fuck experimental music

You got it

scott walker?

yep, to easy wasn't it

Right on

Slint.

>demo tape
>demo tape 2: we changed the name of the band edition
>early Devo was cool also fuck suburbs
>fuck suburbs (now with more horns)
>I seriously have no idea of what I'm doing
>half of the band is gone but at least we have a record deal aaaaaand the record label went bankrupt
>DUDE GOD LMAO
>same as last album but with less God

bingo

Stereolab?

Blink-182

arcade fire

Sounds like Cardiacs desu

>We like classic rock and prog, but everyone else around us like seems to like hardcore punk. Anyway, here's our first album.
>This is like our first album, but it's more focused and the production is better (or is it worse?)
>Oh wow, we're famous now, this is basically a heavy-metal album, although we don't identify as a metal band
>Psychedelia-influenced hard rock, our biggest song is on this album
>You know what? We really like prog music and innovation, it's time we really explored that side of ourselves in our music. Our guitarist isn't happy about this, he wants to back to our early heavy sound.
>We're back and this is the sort of music people remember from us 18 years ago

No

Coheed

Queens of the Stone Age

Incorrect, sorry

no
yes

>Canterbury influenced jazz rock, technical and eclectic
>Dude improvisation lmao
>Collaborating with a pop band to make a set of short sparse “pop” songs
>DUDE BRO DUDE CAPITALSIM SUCKS WROKERS OF THE ROLDW UNITE BROOOOOONMARX MNNNNNRJRJEJDSBAKKA
>The same as the last album except it sucks ass because half of the band split off to form another band

Soundgarden?

Correct!

>We only have enough songs for an EP, fuck it just add some covers and call it an album.
>Heaven+Heroin
>generally a bit softer but also a bit harder, should this song really go in the middle like this?
>I hate you get your own album. I hate you get your own album. fine! Fine!

>A double album that’s strangely jazz influenced and a little unfocused
>A single album that’s almost straight fusion and completely focused
>*listens to carl orff once*
>*listens to carl orff once* pt. 2
>rip coltrane
>dude funk lmao
>DUDE FUNK LMAO
>D U D E F U N K L M A O
>after 20 years we are back to say *listens to carl orff once*
>bro check this out *listens to carl orff once*
>no one fucking cares about this one lmao
>we rerecorded a song on the second album as a full length release mkay?
>new content now with neutered dynamics
>*listens to carl orff as the universe ends*

>best album
>even at low volumes this album will hurt your ears
>"live album"
>folk wankery
>i guess we're a band now, more wankery
>dude freak folk lmao
>psychedelic faggotry
>pop album pt. 1
>pop album pt. 2, jerk off to this reverb por favor
>does this one count I dunno
>pop album pt. 3, excess reverb, come on guys it isn't that shit
>we cut the reverb and you still hate us
>dude ocean lmao

The Velvet Underground

>We're like the Doors with a better singer
>Same but with worse songs
>Lets try sounding like a metal band before that's a thing

animal collective

not the velvet underground.

TVU only released 4 albums big guy

Not TVU

No fucking shit it’s not TVU, I’m telling you your TVU guess was retarded.

He only listed 4 albums faggot, or is counting hard when with those balls on your face?

He clearly listed 5 retard, never passed elementary math huh?

>dark electrical forest with kids running around
>woah dude! when did the devil show up?
>hey its sunny now
>eh whatever. shits gonna prob end anyway

i only listed 4 dude

There’s clearly 5. What are you, retarded, illiterate, dyslexic, some combination of 2 or all 3?

>We only have enough songs for an EP, fuck it just add some covers and call it an album.
>Heaven+Heroin
>generally a bit softer but also a bit harder, should this song really go in the middle like this?
>I hate you get your own album. I hate you get your own album. fine! Fine!

The last one is a member of the band telling people to fuck off and get their own album. I

>Dude! The fucking BEATLES, man!
>Dude! I said the FUCK(endtrack)IN(endtrack)G BE(endtrack)ATLE(endtrack)S, man!

That’s 5 jackass. Quit pretending to be a retard.

Ok I'll contribute:
>hey man, green day's pretty cool, lets do that!
>alright, lets make it more dark and angsty but also have some radio hits and catchy bits
>ok man lets add some more pop-esque shit but still have our roots
>fuck it, lets go off the wall with this one and get fucking full on experimental with this
>ok now were just full on pop but we're still good
>more pop, where are you guys going?
>please come back

Black Sabbath?

>i fucking love sex
>i fucking love drugs
>i fucking love the radio
>i fucking love sleep also our old bassist beats women
>new music is bullshit, hipster culture is bullshit, also im clean from drugs now
>this is my first album after being in bed for 4 months, also i fucking love vampires
>pop rock that is kinda decent

>haha quirky because uhhh japanese
>im finally grown up
>growing up is awful

Boards of Canada

right

its actually 3

Queens of the Stone Age, also he died

>Let’s make a heavy rock album produced by a woman that has grunge influenced vocals and heavy rock/metal riffing and a fifteen minute outro. Also our drummer is our best member. Major radio hits.
>blown out “metal” with some more proggy parts and DMT MOMENTS.
>Dmt analysis. One of the big 2001 metal records. Did we mention our drummer was the best member?
>Dmt 2 the EP but really good production and one amazing song

yup

deffo gorillaz, I remember hearing the last line in a TNN review

retard

Protomartyr?

Nope sorry

>Man, I love being Rich.
>Actually, maybe this is a bad thing.
>I hate you Dad! Call me by my Dark Name!
>I just got back from Europe, and we're doing everything wrong.

literally every band
daft punk?
The Police
The Misfits?
Every other band
Pink Floyd again?

>catchy EP, nice introduction
>like the EP but with Steve Albano in it + incest lyrics
>we actually know how to play guys
>fuck it let's go surfing
>fuck it let's go sci-fi
...
>shitty comeback album nobody needed or asked for
>pls stop

>I don't wanna leave home
>Malcolm in the middle samples
>bye bye EP

pixies

Eminem

>we’re an alright psychedelic pop band
>we’re an alright psychedelic pop band
>okay scripture time God’s gonna cut you down

mutantes probably

interpol

>get shat on brian wilson
>get even more shat on brian wilson

>i'm edgy!
>i'm edgy and angry!
>i'm edgy and angry and famous!
>let me do it again oh wait i'm on drugs
>hey guys i did drugs and it sucked
>hey guys did you know i did drugs and it sucked
>everyone thinks im shit let me try to get my old fans back oh wait its still shit
>i guess i need to go political now even though no one wanted this
>lemme make one or two songs that recapture the old energy but album as a whole is still shit

Roger Waters

>Beep boop beep
>Woah ambient noises
>Back to beep boop beep
>More
>The popular song
>The even more popular song
>Hour and a half of pianos and then really fast beep boop beep
>Nothing for 13 years, when suddenly, new beep boop beep
>Two beep boop beep EP’s

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Isis

Tool

eminem

>Man metal is cool
>Man prog is cool
>We're popular now
>We're the best
>We're still the best
>Rock is awesome
>We're wacky lol
>We're popular in America now
>Let's completely alienate our fanbase by being funk for some reason
>Alright we'll carry on with rock then
>WOO EVERYTHING IS AWESOME YEAH
>We're still popular in the UK
>Guys I'm actually dying
>[lead singer]... *sniff*

Iron Maiden
The Smiths
Black Sabbath

The Mars Volta?
Joji

>Black Sabbath
retard

>uh people are fucking shit
>get the fuck away from me
>piss off
>why am I lonely?
>wait why the fuck am I so lonely?
>dude where the fuck is everyone?
>come back!

Yes
Yes