ITT:

Hacker
A guy in high school who I hated was planning on making a move on a girl he was close friends with and I was tangentially friends with through my gf and another friend of mine
I twisted what he said and got everyone to think he was effectively going to rape her
It destroyed his already not great social life and he had to move schools where he continued to be bullied
How did you get them in the first place?
Unbelievably based if true

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The Powers That B

Masturbated late at night while my brother was in the room, almost every night for years

Takyon.
I came in the hair (and in the mouth) of my middleschool crush when she was sleeping on the football field afterschool after we had talked for like an hour. She never found out why her hair was sticky and why her mouth tasted a bit salty.

Based

Kind of a dick move. Why not just pants him and show his tiny dick to her and embarrass him in front of his crush

Consider suicide, you fucking degenerate.

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>Why not just pants him and show his tiny dick to her and embarrass him in front of his crush
That’s a really lame way to get at someone you hate
He might not have a small dick either
That would’ve been forgotten in a week
What I did worked

I was 11 and she let her boyfriend put out a cigarette into my arm
If you're criticising my song choice I don't blame you

Lock Your Doors
Hit some homeless dude on a bike and drove away.

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Face Melter

Heroin

>Hustle Bones
>chronic lying

Black paint

Knocked a kid out for calling me an idiot, broke his headphones too

Beware
I stabbed some random dude by mistake, when i was going to pressure his roommate for money he owed my friend

Scum

Disappointed/Black Quarterback
Most of the shit I regret isn't because of my actions

runway j

fucked 14yo girl then dumped her

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Fags

I Want It I Need It

I cheated on my girlfriend with a friend (girl) from our school and we used to go fuck to empty classrooms while my gf was at class, I even used to fuck both of them without a condom on the same day. God, what a jerk I was.

Beware
I don't think I've done anything too bad, other than furiously masturbate to my cousins regularly

are u me

>No Love
>rape

Guillotine

At a party I cheated on my girlfriend with some bitch I barely spoke to and then threw up in front of her (the bitch) right after

Birds

I will get b& & v& if I say

then give us a hint

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heh

Beyond Alive

Beat a cat and threw her into a wall as a kid

Deathgrips entire discography is shit.

I'm not self snitching.

guess it's not your year then

>pop
>started going on Yea Forums

Ok that was a good one user.

Based user. Your mom sucks cock

you spilled choclate milk?

Anne Bonny
Same as

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Based

that's actually not that bad then, kinda like self-defense

Bubbles Buried In This Jungle

Stole a shit ton of money from my drug dealer, framed my gf for it, and let her get btfo for it. She never knew it was me, and we stayed together for another year after that.

The most heinous carnal sin

ring a bell
idk if it's the worse thing i ever did but
on the schoolbus in 8th grade i was a pretty horny kid. i had my copy of sabriel in my backpack, and she looked pretty hot on the cover (pic related). once, maybe a couple times, when no one was near me i jerked off and rubbed the cum on the seat in front of me
those seats never got cleaned. i always knew to avoid them, but not everyone did. sometimes in the morning when it was packed kids would get smushed up against the stains

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Whatever I want (fuck who's watching)
I robbed an airplane midair for $500,000 and got away with it.
AMA

Are you DB Cooper?

I've Seen Footage
Broke a little kid's leg at the playground when I was 11

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You know, I spent all my money on
Electronic music and hookers,
So I can't afford a vpn which means I have to say no.

Culture Shock
I once limped because I twisted my ankle, and I was walking on the sidewalk I saw an elderly woman limping too. I said "bad leg too huh?" and she said "well I had a stroke. yours will get better." I still feel embarrassed.

on GP

>desu i jacked off on my dog but i also watch one of my brothers tell my other two brothers to suck eachothers dicks so idk which ones worse

dont procreate. your genes are destined for degeneracy

>murdered someone prolly

DEAR GOD I WANT TO KNOW

i know, stupid

Pss Pss or Get Got probably

Shouted "racist" at a black church speaker.

Where did you go after you jumped out of that airplane?

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so did I, not that bad lol

Bottomless Pit
Masturbated while wearing my friend's grandma's panties

What'd you do there?

>Gmail and Restraining Orders
Got my dick sucks by my best friend's ex with him in the room

>formerly alive
Undeniably based.

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Tie between Billy Not Really and on GP

In high school, this kid I didn't like forgot to log out of his laptop, so I replaced his screen saver with shitting dick nipples. He got like 3 days of suspension and no one ever learned it was me aside from my 2 buddies in that class. Just about died laughing when I saw his reaction to the screensaver

Son of bitch. You were asked to do one simple thing.

Billy not really or pss pss
being lazy

>Birds
Like 3 years ago I was waiting for my dad to pick me up from HS and the place where parents picked up their kids was right across from the parent / guest entrance to the gymnasium.
That day there was a basketball game being held and the door in kept locking itself after it was shut, so once it was opened again I decided to go full 200 IQ and stuff the doormat into the doorframe so it couldn't shut.
The doormat was sticking up like 7" against the side of the doorframe that the door closed on.
Literally 2 minutes later an old couple attempted to walk in there and the husband, attempting to step over the doormat, tripped and was on the ground for like 5 minutes struggling to get up.
I was standing less than 10 feet away when it happened, so I had a front row seat to a 70+ year old man doing his best to not have a heart attack.

>Artificial Death in the West
based. My second choice.
Did your dad laugh
How do you accidentally "flash" someone?
That's a fucking Family Guy skit.

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oh and I forgot I also put peanutbutter on my ass and let my dog (female) lick it

I intentionally flashed my sister and her friend when I was like 7 cause I was mad at them. Fucking crazy and cringe. I was just so mad I guess I thought naked=bad so I pulled down my pants

>Death Grips Is Online
Probably when I fucked my ex-girlfriend's best friend (who she introduced me to) a few months after we broke up. My ex had really bad mental issues and had attempted suicide in the past and I fucked her up really badly like that. Similarly I fucked and started dating one of my best friend's recent ex-girlfriend (who he introduced me to) and similarly he had mental issues and previously attempted suicide and I put him into a depression

why did you do it user?
how old was she/you and why did you do it
do you feel guilty or any regret user?did he live?
how old were you
doesnt it feel good to have sex when you know its wrong, like having sex with the wrong person
its an addictive feeling
why did you do it
do you still have any violent tendencies? I abused animals as a child and it makes me really not proud of myself but I don't think I have that in me anymore
Why do you like lying anonymously? Does it make you feel like you've lived a more interesting life?
why

Ring a Bell

I mixed sprite and and pee and drank it, I also put MiO in it

Come up and get me

i ate my own shit once

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Double helix
When I was little I accidentally broke one of my dad’s ribs. I was practicing hardening my kicks for TKD class as he caught them while we were watching wwe so it kind of happened just like that. after that incident we bought a power tower that we shared so yeah.

The weak should fear the strong

THAT'S the worst you've ever done?
I mean, I'd assume the worst thing one does at least left someone else crying

Was your dad's name Sneed?

Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber

Masturbated at my grandpa's funeral while fantasizing about my distant cousin who's a total MILF

Big Dipper
I cheated on my ex who I was financially dependant on multiple times. They found out and was completely distraught. Apologised to me for not being good enough. Said if I was unhappy that they would be happy to have an open relationship, just as long as they knew. I then continued my relationship with them until my financial situation improved, and then proceeded to break up with them over text and block them on all social media. Packed up my shit and moved back into my parents for a bit. This was 6 years ago. I used to be a horrible person.

>doesnt it feel good to have sex when you know its wrong
She liked the feeling, but god she couldn't suck dick to save her life.

Why does it feel so good to fuck the wrong person though

Molested my dead father's body

either
simple
youtube.com/watch?v=a-xUp3Or6mw&list=PLuAvF23KDvm-TQDnB7PJpY-BfcTEkfA9M&index=6
or
JFK
youtube.com/watch?v=km7s9136p_s&list=PLuAvF23KDvm-3x2QrmtABH8ixjeB5f6Ej&index=8

on the real tho, Up My Sleeves

what

Honestly fuck you

on gp

had an orgasm while sleeping with my mom as a kid

On Gp

Raped my older autistic brother on multiple occasions

kek

No Love
Jacked off with my step cousins sock (it smelled really nice and she was cute)
Or when I was in kindergarten I randomly went up to a kid and pushed him as hard as I could
He ended up retarded I think
Never got caught

I've also kicked a dog and verbally manipulated my parents

you make me sad

Spikes
Fucked the girlfriend of another guy I didn't knew, and then beating him up after he found out (we both came out pretty badly). She now hates me and they stay togheter. I attempted an hero the day after
Bottomless Pit is the best album

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>do you feel guilt or regret
>I’m the guy who ruined a guys social life with rape rumours
I feel a bit guilty in a way because of how badly his social life went and he got beaten up pretty badly too
I only meant to break his friendship with my gf’s friend so I wouldn’t have to spend time with him
Being kind of a spaz I didn’t realise how serious the ramifications were
On the other hand he was a total cunt and I’m kind of glad that happened, he was completely insufferable

Hacker

I bullied multiple retards into switching elementary schools because I hated them. Idk why I did I’m pretty sure I thought they were like some sort of lower life form or something

Prove it faggot

Artificial Death in the West
Punched my sister numerous times on multiple occasions

I should be pissed at you, but I'm pissed that the guy you beat up has now self-respect to not dump a woman that fucking cheated on him and took her back. Good on you for beating that cuck up

Nothing wrong with a little ~Ara Ara~

Degenerate. Kill yourself

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Two Heavens
Unintentionally emotionally manipulated a girl for 2 years, leading up to her suicide

If I were your dad I would be damn proud
I couldn't fight my way out of a cardboard bag when I was a kid

I can neither choose my favorite DG song nor identify the worst thing I have done