ITT: this place is now reddit

we talk like redditors here

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nigger

no

you can go back there since you enjoy it that much, faggot

this place is already reddit

i shit myself and then i ate the shit and it made me vomit and then my dog licked up the vomit and then i fucked my dog

Sophie is a wahmyn

i love death grips, neutral milk hotel, and king crimson!

viva palestine
fuck m*rrissey

weed is so cool you should try it

edit : thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Death Grips and Radiohead are soo good guys

story time: as a 24 year old white male, i might get downvoted for this, but i agree *braces for downvotes*

edit: upvotes, really?

pitchfork are really killing it with their recommendations this year right guys?
also that fantano guy, love him!

reminder that god isn'tn real you guise

And my axe!
Edit: rip my inbox

Fairly large uncut penis

Been really digging this album lately, any recs?

Edit: [holy shit](imgur.com/pepe-meme-hands) so many upvotes!

based

Hi guys.

I wad wondering how do i get into The Swans? I want to listen to all of Fantano's 10s. I started with Kids See Ghosts and really liked the dream-like experimental beats. I also listened to Death Grips? Super weird and kinda hard to listen to. But damn is it interesting!

My issue with The Swans are a couple things... I tried to listen to the TBK album but it feels too long and it cant really keep my attention. I also listened to "Filth". Now that is certainly Death Grips level of abrasive! Holy! I can't really listen past the first song. I also heard good things about Soundtracks for the Blind. Why are there tracks with little beep and noises with people talking? I can't really listen to it.

I really want to like Anthony's albums and its working a little bit for othet albums he likes. But The Swans are just too hard. So my question is: is there like a little condensed version of them? Without the harsh noise/Merzbow level noise tracks and without the super long songs.

Thanks for reading! I hope to hear some recommendations.

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based

cringe

mega cringe

Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger

Actual Redditors

I hear reddit has a nice upvote/downvote system. Check it out when you get the chance !

This. I'm no fan of Trump, in fact I'm pretty left wing, but these "activists" are only making me lean more and more to the right. Do you think that Martin Luther King, Jr. would ever have committed a jail-worthy crime, or blocked streets with a protest? From college campuses to the quarantining of T_D, it's obvious that censorship is all coming from the left, meanwhile no mass shooters or car attackers have ever come from the right. Prove me wrong.

edit: to all the people linking news articles from "reputable" sites about so-called "right-wing" attackers, we cannot know their innermost thoughts. This is why the left is becoming so alienating to me, why isn't anyone else as rational as me?

edit2: downvotes, really?

edit3: that's it, i'm voting for Trump 2020. How does it feel, liberals?

>the point of the thread was to post like redditors
>get called cringe and a redditor
what did you expect

cover yourself in paper cuts and jump in a pool of lemon juice you filthy baboon

Upvoted!

Welp, I have deleted all of his music from my Apple Music account and have sent an email to Apple asking that he be removed from the platform altogether. Fuck the Alt Right and Fuck Morrisey. We can win this war bros.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

My only regret is that I can only downvote these comments once

True but we might have some infiltrates unowadimsayin?

Radiohead is the best band ever

>infiltrates
>muh seekrit clubhouse
cringe

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! GUYS HE ONLY POSTED A ONE WORD RESPONSE! SEE HOW COOL AND ABOVE IT ALL HE IS! CRINGE BASED CRINGE WEW LAD DAMN SON!
Get fucked, get fucked, get fucked. I hope you are destroyed. I hate you so much. Fuck you, with every fiber of my being fuck you. Stop posting like fucking girls on this board. Stop responding with one word comments like "cringe" or "based." This shit is fucking infuriating and it's been going on for way to fucking long.
>"b-but I was just talking like a girl ironically"
Oh yeah, and I dressed your dad up in a wig and fucked him up the ass "ironically." Wow so funny am I right? What irony! Stop ruining this fucking board with this fucking cringe bullshit. Nobody is better for having read a single word comment just saying cringe. That bandwidth could have gone to something better, the net negative value of your comment is such that it is actively destroying the internet one bit at a time. Maybe those pixels that would have been used to say "cringe" on your screen could go to a more worthy cause, like reddit or a facebook group!
>"crin-"
No stop right fucking there. I no you're going to comment back with "cringe," I know you just can't get enough of that retarded shit. I want you to know you're disappointing everybody right now with everything you say. Get fucked. Nobody comes here so they can see the word "cringe" unaccompanied by anything else. If that were the case, they could just get a marker and some paper and write "cringe" on their own time. Leave it by their computer maybe. Fuck you and your cringe.
>"please, st-stop being mean to me"
Then fix your life. Fix how you comment. Maybe fix what sites you go to. Stop with this cringe crap that's just fucking irritating.
Remember this: nobody wants, nobody likes, cringe cringe cringe

based

Cringe

88835731
ultimate cringe

pretty convincing reddit post, actually
well done you win the game

I hate Suicide. I've never heard their music but the name is just too edgy and offensive to be good.
Anyway, there's no way it's better than Queen XD

cringe

test

>The Swans
Calling them that 3 times just makes this post perfect

Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon was probably the album that got me into music. That and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Can you believe Fantano only gave it a 6/10?

Nah get destroyed is a pretty based term

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Guise what's an album you can listen to all the way through without skipping any tracks?
Mine would have to be my favourite album, Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd. But even then it's difficult and I often skip Any Colour You Like.

¿uoɔɐq lɐɥʍɹɐu ǝɥʇ sǝop uǝɥʍ

ayy, that's some cringe, nigga

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at least it's not r9k levels of reddit and zoomer

this is so disgusting on so many levels.

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I have to give you guys (You)s for being so goddamn accurate desu. I don't hate reddit like some sorte of loser incel, but theses posts look spot on straight from there lmao. Good job.

This guy wins.

What, is that supposed to fix things?

Shouldn't you be in summer school right now you underage faggot?

I don’t understand how anyone can post on mu. It’s not only that they argue so much and hold obscure albums no one has heard of over new people’s heads, I honestly just can’t get over the formatting. It makes no sense. At least I can discuss music with my bros here on r/music

this made me realise that pol and reddit are the exact same thing. there is no difference

Let's steal memes from Yea Forums

EDIT: this is now my most upvoted post

EDIT2: R. I. P. My inbox

EDIT3: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

And how would you know that, huh? Uh-oh, someones been to le reddit when nobody was looking!

Go back faggot

Actually Based

i’m 24

Damn this is good

I recently got into some obscure music genres and I'm really liking the band two door cinema club. The seem pretty indie and are just as good as the Beatles. I upvoted a few posts about them and I posted a cover of one their songs and I got someone gave me gold for it. Pretty neat. Their music seems to get my girlfriend pretty excited and I think I'll play them when my girlfriend approves of our threesome. Recommend me another band guys.

>story time

This guy reddits.

edit: Thanks for taking my silver virginity!

I already knew that since 2016

based

Pink Floyd is such an underrated band, it's a shame most people my age don't listen to them.
Edit: HOLY GOLD thanks friend!

*normal Yea Forums discussion*

DRUMPF LITERALLY KILLS AND DISMEMBERS 7 INFANT GORILLAS FOR SPORT AT HEROIC FEMINIST HATE RALLY

Wojak and Pepe are such funny memes! Kek! I hate normies REEEE!

>/kpop/ - K-pop General

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ICE officers are raping and brutalizing migrant women and DRUMFF is allowing it. In peach mints!

I mean, Morrissey is kind of a fucking racist maybe that's why we hate him, my guy??

I mean, IDLES is probably one of the most important modern rock groups, my dude

I mean I mean I mean

I can't remember the last time I unironically laughed at Yea Forums posts. Thank you based redditors.

Best thread in Yea Forums as of rn

Toxic gatekeeping

cringe
you can’t stop me

i can reddit space but my grammer sucks for a redditor

i am too brain damaged to read proof

this. so much this!

Fuck white men

DUDE YOURE THE BASED/CRINGE VOCAROO GUY
I'm your biggest fan

Reminder (unrelated to thread topic) that anal sex doesn't result in incontinence as long as you use lubrication.

Here's the thing about Freddie. The man had some serious pipes. He had a 4 octave range and he excelled in any octave. He wrote brilliant songs. And his stage presence was only matched by Adolf Hitler. Seriously, watch them play Radio Gaga at Live Aid and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We had better thank our lucky stars Freddie didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world. But Queen as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Freddie Mercury backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Queen what it is. Yes, Freddie wrote Somebody to Love, Killer Queen, and Bohemian Rhapsody, but Brian May wrote We Will Rock You, Save Me, and Fat Bottom Girls, John Deacon wrote I Want to Break Free, Another One Bites the Dust, and You're my Best Friend, and Roger Taylor wrote Radio Gaga and It's a Kind of Magic. Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Queen was this perfect storm of legendary talent, and Freddie was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae. He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of combo that was Queen to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Roger, Brian, and John, and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow our minds out through our ear holes. Yes, he was the most incredible front man who ever lived, hands down.

is this the real life...?

So just post like you usually do

/r/askreddit:

Ladies of reddit, what's the sexiest mishap that's ever happened to you at work?

[ - ] /u/totally_real_woman 912931938 points
I once fell face-first into my busty coworker's breasts. I've never been into girls, but that made me rethink things for a couple days

edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

edit2: wow, 3 golds?!? I love you guys reddit

[ - ] /u/neck_beardy 1308 points
Pics or it dident happen.... for science!!

First of all, IANAL, so take what I have to say with a grain of salt, but I think you need to lawyer up and prepare for a lawsuit. You also need to call your congressperson and ask them to change this heinous law. Here's a handy script you can use

Hello [congressperson], my name is [your name here] and I live in your district. I was calling because I think it is absolutely appalling that child pornography is not considered free speech. This is an absolutely anti-American law and must be repealed immediately. As an American citizen, but more importantly as a redditor, I am definitely not a pedo but this law needs to be repealed as it is a blatant infringement on our civil liberties.

Best of luck in your divorce, your wife is totally in the wrong for having looked at your private files and found your stash. Remember: delete Facebook, hit the gym, and lawyer up!!

edit: wow, reddit gold?!? Thank you le kind stranger!

midnight!

edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

First of all, it's great that you are working on coming out of your shell by going to your first concert! Secondly going alone is no problem at all! Everyone is there to enjoy the music and it's really easy to socialize with like minded people. Just stand at the bar before the show start because during it, everyone will just feel the vibes. If anyone sees you as a loser that says more about their toxic attitude and sad life than you. Just remember to have fun and cherish the experience. That being said I never went to a concert alone :)

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This guy fucks. Legend..wait for it...dary.
As a certified badass, I can confirm this.

Edit: Wow, gold?!?!

can someone explain what getting 'gold' entails

i think someone pays you for a comment or some shit

i saw this user posted on a racist subreddit and i doxxed his family

The strange "right wing shooters don't exist" attempt at satire fell flat as fuck mate, rest was on point.

Black people twitter

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard make some great music. I’m not a rap guy, but Deltron 3030 is a fantastic album. It’s like a sci-fi rap opera! Demon Days and Plastic Beach by Gorillaz are also great albums. I’m also a big fan of Metallica!

That's unfortunate.

someone pays you because they like your comment and you get some extra features, idk what they are. also there's a subreddit /r/lounge you can only access if you have gold. the lamest part about gold is that you can buy it for yourself.

now they also have silver (which does nothing except say that someone paid real-world money for your comment to have a little thing that says "silver") and platinum which i think it like gold but for a longer period of time.

>dat top root who is upvoted to hell and back with tiny little discussion like this

i agree
yeah he is a faggot
pretty much yeah

Quick! Say based and faggot so it's not like reddit!

I rape children for fun, and masturbate to pictures of Vietnamese villages getting doused in napalm, sieg heil.

I mean, this thread is sort of problematic and a little bit toxic in nature, but let's unpack this.

>replyfags downvoting posts
jesus christ

first of all I'm not your friend so stop looking at me... second of all im not a rapper, so stop rapping at me!

EDIT: THANSK FOR THE UPVOTES GUYS

Title: Deathgrips is underrated

Honestly, deathgrips is SUCH an underrated artist.

People just hate him because they don't / struggle to understand his music.

All his songs have depth and meaning behind them which is not obvious to the untrained mind and that's more than I can say about modern rap

TL;DR Deathgrips is underrated and most of ya'll just don't understand him

OP said to imitate Reddit, not Twitter