/metal/

put the best 100 bands on the chart along with their best album edition
old: faq: pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/tI7orXWfVDY
youtube.com/watch?v=gCx6WNJma5k
youtube.com/watch?v=EavmHU0ShzA
youtube.com/watch?v=wQyOCUjWolU
youtube.com/watch?v=_WS856exT7k
youtube.com/watch?v=qC0oN0BVgZ4
youtube.com/watch?v=aiN4RwGSojw
youtu.be/HwLrwiyUPnY
youtube.com/watch?v=e_iqTsA8CfY
youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-2tfEUfKE
rateyourmusic.com/list/profroche/brutal_thrash/
bullofapisbullofbronze.bandcamp.com/album/offerings-of-flesh-and-gold
maritalrape.bandcamp.com
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I need fast ride bell TING TING TING TING TINGs pls

Come on! We have to make this chart look perfect!

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What a poser
You need /meal/ to complete your charts lmao is metallica the only band you know?

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OPTEH?

that's some....sound advice

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There's a huge fucking ant crawling on my door right now. Should I kill it?

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I can't fucking work on the chart with that damn thing distracting me!

>mfw I recognize literally every single album on that chart

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Hey doomfag from other thread. How did you like Draconian?

Also this seems kinda fun
Well... I can't resist soo here we goo

Morbid - december moon
Emperor - in the nightside eclipse
Venom - black metal
Sodom - agent orange
Hell hammer - satanic rites
Trist - sad reflections

Here you go faggot

RIP

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Oh shiddd emperor is already here

That's a huge fucking ant! You weren't kidding.

Disfear

Have you guys listened to Morpheus Descends yet?

Isn't Sadistik Exekution war metal? I don't think it counts as death metal.

give me some SICK doom metal to listen to. preferably from the 80's or 90's and not too black/death metalish

>not too black/death metalish
really? I prefer that

eat it and post results

I could probably feed a family with that damn thing!

I actually flushed it down the toilet lmao

i already did

Where are the Filipino people at in this thread? lmao

TANGINA MO HAHAHHHAHA
ano favorite band mo?

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We should kill the Ex battalion jejemon posers

>I haven't showered in a week
metal for this feel?

Tangina mag reply kana saken gago

I'm joking. Filipino people are funny.

based filipino poster

Are you guys looking at the chart or are you asleep?

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>MUH DOOM

We have bro. Why don't you tell us what you liked and didn't so we can find something else for you if you haven't found what you're looking for

I am going to pick the best album out of each band from the chart.
Are you ready? Here we go.

How did you understand me? Gago

I used Google Translate

Best Darkthrone album

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Best Satyricon album

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Best Mutiilation album

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Kys... I know that feel pare
Our country sucks.... I don't want to admit to being a filipino... PUR COUNTRY FUCKING SUCKS but this is a site where everyone is anonymous... So just admit it already... Fucking kupal

Saint Vitus first 2 albums, helloween first album, candlemass, trouble, Black Sabbath, powerslave

This needs to be added

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What's so bad about it?

Best Burzum album

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Best Bathory Album

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youtu.be/tI7orXWfVDY
Watch this pare... And you will understand

We need this added

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I hate rap music

Best Immortal album

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I listened to that Shining album for the first time today
Don't see the appeal

This should probably be added

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Would you consider candlemass a “satanic” band

Best Inquisition album

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Which Marduk album should we pick?

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I get goosebumps every time 1:58 is played. Such a good band.
youtube.com/watch?v=gCx6WNJma5k

youtube.com/watch?v=EavmHU0ShzA

Which Beherit album?

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Which Deathspell Omega album? I like their early shit the best.

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I don't think so. I think they just liked exploring the dark rather than practicing it

This should be added. It's the most evil album ever.

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Where the fuck is this?

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Which Graveland album?

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We need this

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This maybe?

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STOOL BLOODY STOOL

I want this chart to be perfect. I'm not stopping.

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best Evilfeast album?

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this is pretty good. Add this?

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Needs this

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this maybe?

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Which Xashur album?

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Needs this

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What's the best Gorgoroth album?

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Maybe this?

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Same pare.... I hear homeless kids singing rap shit everyfay

>not even an album
>not even the best Graveland demo
Should've posted this instead bro

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Best Judas Iscariot album

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Needs this.

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Replace DMDS with this?

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Thanks for your suggestion

How the fuck do I learn to read black metal band names? I would like to try some of this shit out but I can't figure out what it says

The black metal chart is looking phenomenal so far. I'll post it in a few minutes.

reverse image search

This is my favorite JI album, but each their own.

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melodeath sucks

The first album sounds so depressing to me. I like it.

lmao wait until you see this. This is going to be extremely hard trying to replace anything

"Candlemass is not a satanic band nor a religious band, our music are just stories between the good and evil"
-Messiah marcolin

Here it is! lmao

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I fucked up. Two revenge albums.

>Venom
I like this.

Revenge's album is here twice
Replace striborg with Trist

Added Thorns
This chart is DONE!

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HOLY FUCKING DIGITS CONFIRM!

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Jesus Christ! Well! That's the Black Metal Chart Complete!
Next is the Thrash Chart

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I'm taking screen caps of this.

thanks for this OP

I've been meaning to listen to more metal this will definitely help

Didn't that kid get banned? Why is he spamming again?

Everyone save this picture now! We just witnessed a miracle.

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Can you read the thread at least once before posting?

I read it and it's full of your shit

Pretty bangin' list there, bruv.

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Look at the chart.

No more of your shitty charts pls
Your black metal chart is a 5.9/10

I'm not done until the Roll Chart is done!

I already have, and unlike (you) I've actually listened to the albums on it. Now, answer my question, why are you spamming again?

Can you read?

Figure it out yourself.

These fucking retards don't know how to read.

hey, that's my chart

Yeah. I took control of it. Take a look at the new one.

For depressive black metal listeners, the new Impavida album "Antipode", first release since their 2008 debut, is out now

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youtube.com/watch?v=wQyOCUjWolU
deathrash
rumpus edition

I’m going to mow the lawn. I’ll start the thrash chart later.
Get ready for that.

i'll mow your face in a minute faggot

>tfw no black, black metal gf

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WHAT ARE YOU BLASTIN', SINNERS?!

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I'd rather have that sweater, it's pretty nice.

Bold yet acceptable

this chart is kvlt as fuck

Post more black metalhead grills

youtube.com/watch?v=_WS856exT7k

No, don't.

So sad

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I’m having an orgasm over these charts. Take a look at the death metal one and post suggestions.

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I am a sound engineer and this is fucking great. Gonna show this to my buds

Really not an achievement. They're fairly all well known bands to anyone who knows anything about black metal.

I'm so fucking obsessed with Sodom's black/speed, and coincidentally enough I want some quality dick in my ass

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>download a bunch of black metal to listen to on commute
>a good 90% of the tracks are either silence, ambiance or slow paced gay soliloquys

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good job

Because you're not listening to the right "black metal" bands dumbass

Daily reminder that James Hetfield kicked Dave Mustaine's dog and Dave blasted him in the face.
Metallica fags eternally btfo

I am well aware, but I don't know what these 'good' bands are. Even my favorite bands like Limbonic Art still have albums where half the tracks are silence.

>download a bunch of black metal to listen to on commute
>it's a bunch of shitty lo fi riffs with some sõy boy screaming over them

Maybe Tomb Mold, Scorched Krypts, or Obliteration? They're newer bands but they are as noteworthy, and better than undergang which is on there

Otherwise I think these bands deserve to be on it: Cianide, Runemagick, Wombbath

Scorched and krypts are supposed to be seperate bands sorry

Just listen to Immortal's discography on repeat, black metal simply does not get any better

Never been to a grindcore concert and don't even really like the music but I've always wondered do bands play for like 20 minutes or how long are them?

youtube.com/watch?v=qC0oN0BVgZ4
they bring local farm animals in

Looks like she's having a good time

I enjoy the dark fantasy aesthetic of Burzum a bit more, but yes, Immortal's riffs are well crafted.

She always did. She was always there for shows. God bless your soul Biquette. Rest in piece

What retard puts Memoriam on a dm chart but not Asphyx

when you get memed on by bandcamp hipsters into downloading crappy post-shit

+1 for Scorched, also Horrendous - The Chills

I dunno, maybe a completely uninformed tourist trying to form an essentials list by committee, i.e. the worst way to decide anything?

recommend me some good drone/sludge metal pls

hell

I'm back from mowing the lawn. I'll update the death metal chart now.

do you live on your own?

bitch

Burning Churches for me

A teenager living on his own and having a lawn to mow seems pretty unlikely desu

Where to now? Had only really enjoyed the main 4 thrash and never gave metal a proper shot but I'm loving picrel

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Regardless of if you're memeing or not

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so he really is 15?
nice bait

continue along the entry-level stuff: Pantera, NAILS, Alcest, Maiden, Burzum, etc.

Yeah it's underage. Report and ignore.

He originally made the bm chart to fit in and once that failed, he started throwing his temper tantrum and """"trolling""""" by constantly spamming. He's definitely underage.
This

Msahc Eht

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youtube.com/watch?v=aiN4RwGSojw

Ok
You guys can stop talking about me now. I get it.

>Listen to decent techno album made by Moscovite
>Read her bandcamp interview
>"I wanted to help fight Nazism"
Dropped so fast

Meh, who even cares? If you're enjoying it, then why not listen to the entire thing?

You guys are going to have to tell me which albums to replace if you want those bands on the chart.

I know their new albums are shit, but come on, this list lacks Mastodon

This.

I just told you. Memoriam is shit Bolt Thrower, Asphyx (The Rack) is essential

Can you read the thread before posting?

>Thinking fighting Nazism is bad

Ok, buddy. just making sure.

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lad i think you got memed on

This, nazi punx fuck off

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Everyone here thinks I'm a meme. They won't stop talking about me.

hey /metal/, can you please hit me up with the dumbest most wigger slam albums you know? Thanks!
(other genres tolerated as long as it's dumb)

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Oh shit. One of my headphone speakers keeps cutting in and out.

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lmao this meme is still going? I talked to the creator on discord, sweet kid but not exactly filled with talent

I know I was in the thread

really? he seems like a putz.

THEY ARE DEATH...FUKK YOU!
youtu.be/HwLrwiyUPnY

Fuck that black metal chart we made originally. This is is MUCH better. All the folk shit got removed. Woohoo!

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well obviously he wasn't the nicest when everyone was ganging up on him calling him a pedo
but when I talked to him in private he seemed alright, and genuinely wanted to improve his music

now pls give me $LAMZ

Here's some icy black metal. youtube.com/watch?v=e_iqTsA8CfY

i wish i was dead

You fags are all obsessed with charting things.

How about go actually listen to one of the fucking things.

It's a single autist

based. That guy hasn't put anything out for a long time. I wanna see a new Manipulator release.

You guys don't seem to understand the charts I'm making. It's funny.

Last One on Earth > The Rack

also, it's their only bolded album on rym

I tried explaining it several times, but you refuse to listen.

the only relevant chart for all of meal eternity is metalhead's metal

I'm not spoon-feeding you. Learn to read.

If you really cared about my charts, you would have read the posts I made about them.
Clearly you haven't.

chads make cringe edits
numales make charts

ultrachads make spurdo edits

chartanon the chad vs the virgin cringe editor

/metal/ is officially DONE making charts, got it, kid?

this is so stupid lmao

my dudes this is the sickest shit I've heard in days

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we are not done until the roll chart is done. i said that already

SBPU

we got the black metal chart complete, that's for sure
now we just have to improve the death metal chart.

If DoomAnon wants to, we could probably add 20 charts instead of 10 to the roll chart.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>we

If you guys want to continue shitposting, go ahead. I am going to follow the topic of this thread.

I still can't get over those digits for the black metal chart.

>Im not telling you how to do your job
>but heres how to do your job
>make it sound as shitty as possible

Life lesson:
You're never off-topic, if you're only talking with yourself

this is the best death metal song ever made
youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-2tfEUfKE

Chartfaggot, stop wasting your time and hit the gym or read a book. I can tell for a fact you're scrawny and a brainlet, so those two things will help you improve. Spamming here won't better you at all, only get you a ban.

This is fucking sweet.

>Gin instead of Eater of Birds.
You fucked it.

you got dubs big fucking deal it's quite common actually, i got quints the other day so suck it

You are going to have to try harder than that.
Nice try, though.

caring about post number puts you in the same mental bracket as people that care about astrology or those that buy into mlm ponzi schemes

Replying to people is stupid, anyway. I am not going to reply to people anymore.
Thanks for the tip.

Chartanon here I'm going to admit it I have autism and can't control my urges to shitpost
It's the summer and I'm really bored and have nothing better to do but oh well

Did you get banned and changed your IP address?

>not listening to FINNDEATH

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This guy gets it. Well done.

kys

>dubs
>a miracle

Ban evasion is stupid. I'm not that desperate. Jesus.

Where's DoomAnon? Without him, we can't update the roll chart.

non-quoting is the apex of shitposting and it's about time meal caught on

>haven't been here in a few days
>open thread
>first thing i see is the chartfag
holy shit dude you have a problem

I actually like it this way, to be honest. It makes you pay attention.

What problem? Be more specific.

I was banned during those days you weren't here.

Grow up kid.

Wow. You guys are forced to read now.
Idiots.

You guys can't seem to ignore me. That's something you don't seem to understand.

If you ignored me, half of this shit would never have happened.
I'm pulling the strings, here.

The sooner you realize this, the better.

the sooner you fuck off the better kid, enjoy your ban

For what?

You guys excited for the new Pestilence album?

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fake and gay

it's literally from their facebook
everyone in the comments is telling them to make a better cover art

it's official

Is that a dick going into an ass?

Listen to the RIFFS at:
>0:00
>0:30
>0:49
>1:12
>1:25 (oh fuck!)
>1:35 (HOLY SHIT)
>2:19
>2:38
>2:57 (Best Riff. Liege Of Inveracity, anyone?)
Jesus Christ! Earthquake Causing Riffs here!
youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-2tfEUfKE

Did they make it shitty on purpose?

>This whole thread

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It's a "teaser"

it legit looks like an asshole

More savage thrash metal like pic related?

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finally an 2019 album i'm looking forward to

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There are a few albums that sound like that in this chart.

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Does /metal/ like Strapping Young Lad?

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I think they're pretty cool :^)

no, but i like putting on my strap-on and fucking young lads though

(^:

just use uoyr penis

That's getting a hard "heh" from me bud

Are you guys even listening to Morpheus descends? The riffs are incredible.

rateyourmusic.com/list/profroche/brutal_thrash/

pretty based album

SSSAAAACRIFICING LIVES WITH AAAAAAPATHY

Of course.

can't go wrong with FINNDEATH

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only city, but yeah
TIRED OF WAITING
TIRED OF FIGHTING
TIRED OF WAITING FOR FUCKING NOTHING

City>Alien>New Black>Heavy Thing>SYL

The guys in this band are piece of shit meth addicts who steal other bands' gear.

story?

That’s fucking metal

I'M GOING TO THE GYM QUICK /meal/ WHAT DO I LISTEN TO? I WAS THINKING TSJUDER

agreed

I'm a lazy fuck and never go to the gym. What are you going to do about it, user?

No one cares if you're a weak willed skrawny beta desufampai

I bet you spend money on a gym membership,. what a waste.

No, I lift logs and stones outside. It's all free. I do pay for Kyokushin classes though.

Is it even worth all the hard work? What's the point?

Yeah, having a sound body and mind has made me feel really great. Being a lazy fuck turns you into an untermensch.

I don't even care, anymore. I'm too lazy to take care of myself. Yea Forums all day everyday.

If you're okay with being a genetic dead end and an offense to natural selection, then have fun.

Have sex.

At least I'm on a low carb diet. That's about it.

Now take that small positivity you just had and build on it dude. At a chemical level, your body will improve if you eat well, get enough sleep, stimulate your brain, and exercise. Those chemical changes will make you feel so much better. I bet you're miserable as fuck atm.

this is great; thanks

Just recently got back into metal.The only bands I really enjoy are Gojira, Edge of Sanity and some of Morbid Angel's albums.
Listening to Carcass' Heartwork and liking it so far too.
Give a nigga some recs pls

No shit. lmao.

I made a chart of just 100 good black metal albums. Not necessarily the best, but definitely all things I like and a lot of my favorites.

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...

Nice, save'd

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lmao

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Your chart has more than one album per band. Sweet.

Drown in your misery, rude bitch

There's no need to curse

bullofapisbullofbronze.bandcamp.com/album/offerings-of-flesh-and-gold
cringe of the year

>Bull of Apis Bull of Bronze is a collective against hierarchies, and the power structures that divide and separate humanity. The power that you feel inside you should be focused as a knife point into the hearts of those that only know how to consume, and those that live off the backs of the downtrodden.

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sounds like an addiction
try living without this site for 2 weeks, see what you'll come up with to kill the boredom
maybe you'll pick up a new hobby
maybe you'll see that Yea Forums fullfils you and you'll be glad to be back
either way it's just 2 weeks

the fuck is this

honestly you've listened to so few bands, it's not the time to ask for recs
just try new stuff, maybe give a try to a random album you see her on /metal/ or use the yt reccomandations
then when you know a bit more bands and know what you like and dislike, ask this again, some of us will be happy to help while the others will call you a nümale

I think SYL is an underrated album. Heavy has some good songs and tries more things, but kinda so-so. Otherwise agreed

over half this thread is chartanon replying to himself, how sad

Stripping Young Ladies would be a better name. Strapping young lad is a bit gay.

I caught a 3 day ban for “false reports” for reporting him for spamming

shit, really? that's the reason i don't want to report him. i don't want to get banned. there's literally nothing we can do then

Yes

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Don't let him get away with shitting up this general. Getting banned for 3 days is good for you anyways. Go outside.

Why is Slow, Deep, and Hard on there???

maritalrape.bandcamp.com

Not bad

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Wow. You guys got banned for trying to ban me?
lol really?

lol, a 3 day ban for me is like a 3 days without alcohol for an alcoholic, and fuck off with the go outside bullshit it's a meme and doesn't do anything to your mental state at least not mine

...

yikes