Name their band

They all have a wife and kids.

You can have sex every day and still be incel

The Joe Rogan Thos

controlled opposition

The 5’7” and under club

Oh, so they had sex 5 times in their lives, better than me

And nothing of value was discussed

lewis and his band

Toe Rogan and the Longbeaks

Creationism is Dead

Foreskin Consumption

The Based Boys (and Joe Rogan)

yikes and the gorilla

Swindlers

Dunning and the Krugers

Band name: REALITY Theater

Genre: Neo-progressive primitive futurist metal

Jordan Peterson: lead singer/guitarist
Guy with the afro: bass
Ben: keys
Guy with the stubble: Rhythm guitar
Joe Rogan: beats on the drums like a gorilla
Sam Harris: saws up bibles on stage

Ok, this is epic

I literally want to kill Jordan Peterson

that's not very nice, at least kill Dave Rubin or Shapiro before Peterson, Peterson is probably the most likeable one there, along with Rogan

Does Jordan ever not have a thousand-yard stare directly into my soul?

Imagine actually caring enough about him to think this

controlled opposition

he’s the most popular “””philosopher” in the North American continent

The Scared to Debate Actual Intellectuals Crew

10 Ton Roagies

I don't get people that personally hate Jordan. He's a very sincere and personable guy. He's spent his life trying to do what he believes is good in a far more nuanced and studied way than anyone else in the pic.

Fairly Large Uncut Penis

The (In)ternt (Cel)eberties