Better watch out

Better watch out,
Sucka, now I got ya where I want ya

Onslaught
Coming and I'm packing in my lunch a,

Bunch of,
missile launchers and a bunch of contra–
Band, van
full of ganja,
now come on,
jump

Man, stop moshin' Marshall oh my God, yah,

Do-ing the cha cha,

and the cucaracha,

with a quadra–

Plegic,

Boogying down to Frank Sinatra
Lindsay to the Lohan, lick it while you let me watch ya


Who da knew the Buddha do to me what it's done?

Such cynicism when there’s izm in my system

Blunt
hypnotism, lift the spliff up to my lips, son

So much on my hands, I got to give my kids a fist bump

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I'm that guy man, shove a diamond up my hind end
And crush it with my butt muscleswhile I cut vocals
Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl, now let's cuddle
Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll
I do for my next trick?I'm feelin' wonderful
I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole

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altogether this is 30 tracks long. if you remove half the tracks it's a 52 minute album and by far eminem's best
relapse cut in half should be Yea Forumscore

i wanna recommend this playlist to people

Relapse Re:Ordered
1. Dr. West
2. Buffalo Bill
3. Drop the Bomb on 'Em
4. Hello
5. Tonya
6. Same Song and Dance
7. Must be the Ganja
8. Paul
9. Medicine Ball
10. Hell Breaks Loose
11. Elevator
12. Mr. Mathers
13. Deja Vu
14. Beautiful (his singing on the hook is pretty bad, so remove if you want)
15. Steve Berman
16. Underground (i skip the skit)

i also wanna note: eminem is usually bad at making hooks, but most of the hooks here are good or great.

I walk up on ya,
“Well, hello Tonya”

I think you got your On- Star button inside your car- stuck

You out of gas?
Do you got a flat?
I would hate for you- to be stranded at the laundromat
I got ya back

Why don't ya put ya laundry baskets in the back

And sit up front- I'm not asking,

It's a trap

You just got jacked and body snatched,
and it's a wrap

In broad day,
and no mask for this attack

I heard 'em say exact opposites attract

If that's a fact,
it'll take task force to get you back

BUT DONT LET EM SAY YOU AINT BEAUTIFUL
ooooooOoooooOOOOOO

Reminder that this was the last Eminem album.

*Ahem*

Back by popular de-mand

Now
Pop a little Zan-tac
For antacid if you can

You're ready
To tac-kle
Any task that is at hand?

How does it feel?
Is it fan-tastic? Is it grand?


Well look at all the massive masses-
in the st-ands

"Shady man, no-
Don't massacre the fans!" -Damn,
I think Kim Kardashian's a-man
She stomped him,

Just- ‘cause
he asked
to put his hands
On her
mas-sive
Gluteus maximus a-gain

Squeeze it-

then squish it,

then pass it to a friend.


Can he-
Come back as nasty as he can?

Yes, he can-can- don't ask me this again

Locked in Mariah's wine cellar,
All I had for lunch

Was bread,
wine,
more bread, wine
and Captain Crunch

Red wine for break fast
and for brunch

And to soak it up,
an in-between snack,
Crac-kers to munch

Mariah,
What ever-
happened to us?

Why did we-
have to break up?

All I asked for was-
A glass of punch

You see,
I never really asked for much
I can't imagine what's-
Going through your mind
After such,
A nasty bre-ak up

With that Latin hunk-
Luis Miguel,

Nick Cannon better,
Back,
The,
Fuck,
Up,

I'm not playin',

I want her back,
You punk

This is Hello Kitty bedspread, Satin Funk

Mixed with E-gyptian,
With a- little rap and punk-
Zapp
And Eric Clapton,

Shaft,
Frank Zappa,
Crunk

thank you for bringing back Relapse posting. Unironically his best album.

All of this in just half a verse. The flow is fire.

my equilibriums off must be the lithium

i dont need to buy any drugs man people gimme em

it just becomes everyday extra curriculum, no reason in particular it was strictly fun

a fifth of rum and two bottles of 151, 51 people asleep in my damn livin room

excuse me hun, but what was your name vivian?

i woke up next to ya naked and uh did we um?

of course we did, but didnt i strap jimmy hun?

im lookin for the torn wrapper but there dont seem to be one

no offense baby girl i dont mean any harm

but disease is somethin im tryna keep my penis free from

hello is soooo good

indeed, his flow is incredible almost the entire album but this song

Based Shady.

Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is
Just say-
H'ello

And do you happen to have-
Anything on you-
To make my mood
M'ellow?

Some are oval,
an' some are pink
Some are blue,
an',
Some are just
Y'ellow

Girl, I don't mean any harm,
All I wanted to do is
Just say-
H'ello

love that hook too

i think dejavu is the best song he's ever made

Slim Shady LP
Marshall Mathers LP
Relapse
Recovery

His best four albums?

No love for music box? The second verse is his best ever!

Nah Recovery was way too pop. Eminem Show is leagues above it

I almost look comatose,

Who wants to be sober?
Gross

I foam like a Doberman, mouth open,
I overdose

Put coke-
up my nostrils
in both my holes then-
I plug my nose

My pupils-
quadruple in size
Eyes are so bugged-
I know

I put-
on my mother's makeup
Get naked and run around

Wavin' tha gun around-
I think I'm down,
to a hundred pounds

There's thunder,

I wonder
how come it rains but-
the sun is out?

The devil's upset with his wife,

They must be slug-in it out

I must be bug-in-
the fuck out,
but what the fuck about?

Voices are
leading me-
up
to the attic,

I love my house

They pull
and they-
tug my blouse,
The sound of a music box

Comes from,
inside a toy chest-
but what do I do?

It's locked

I pick it-
and open it,
but it's stuffed full of-
human parts

I dig 'til
I find it-
I wind it up-
and the tune just starts

It's playing a song-
so beautiful,
and the room is dark

The moon is full-
I smell a funeral-
guess I'll loom-
in the park

And the dark
shall emerge-
from the fiery depths of hell

Then swallow da shell,
all the hollow,
who dwell

In the shadows
of all-
who are willing-
to sell their souls

For this rap game-
and
it git - git -goes

One-two-three,
Chi-cik- one-two-three

Chi-cik, one-two-three,
that ain't the hook,
now follow me

No Crack a Bottle, My Mom, 3 AM, or Bagpipes From Baghdad? You cut all the best tracks except Medicine Ball.

Try this.
1. Dr. West
2. My Darling
3. 3am
4. Hello
5. Tonya
6. Same Song & Dance
7. Stay Wide Awake
8. Buffalo Bill
9. Music Box
10. Paul
11. Old Time's Sake
12. Must Be the Ganja
13. Mr Mathers
14. Deja Vu
15. Careful What You Wish For
16. Beautiful
17. Steve Berman
18. Underground

68 minutes of fire, 4 skits, 14 proper tracks, infinitely much more focused on a consistent mood/concept.

and agreed.

SSLP
MMLP
TES
Relapse with my playlist

That verse is insane

"Did you get him?"

Naw,
fucker tried to bite my face off

I just-
got fuckin' chased off
with a chainsaw

Then he took the chainsaw,
bit the fuckin' blades off

Ate the blades,
stuck a baseball in a slingshot

Then he aimed-
at his own face,
let the thing pop-


Took his eye out,
picked it up
and played ping pong

Then he played ping pong-
with his own ding-dong

That motherfucker's got nuts-
like King Kong


Then he set the lawnmower
out-
on the dang lawn

And he laid-
all up under-
neath it-
with the thing on

Then he took his pants-

he took every
fuckin' thing off

Everything
'cept his
tank top and his training bra

Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac,
that's Shady, d'wog


Man that motherfucker's-
gangsta,
ain't he d'wog?


Shady, d'wog,
what be goin' through-
that fuckin' brain of yours?


Say no more,
what the fuck you waitin' for?
Sing along

All you fucking 19 year old zoomers get the fuck off my board rn, listen to your RAP CRAP somewhere else motherfuckera. Have you even heard Burzum? Or my bloody valentine? no? probably because you cant listen to any music without someone rapping and ripping huh? "I MURDA WOMEN AUND I DONT AFFEND I DINDU NUFFIN WHITE BOY WITH CLOUT SUCKIN FISH NECKS LIKE TROUT."

You fucking idiots

stop circle jerking each other in this thread you inane white boy faggots with neckbeards. Go on a date or something

Dilate.

Soon as my flow starts-
I compose art like the ghost of Mozart

Even though
they all say-
that they're real-

I know that
most aren't

Boy-
you think
you're clever-
don't ya?

Girl-
you think-
you're so smart

Come with me-
to another side

in a world so-

cold and-
so dark


A world so dark,
a world so cold

A world where-
on-ly some will go

But none return,
when will they learn?

Where do they go?
God only knows

Stay wide a wake