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melodeath sucks
1st for Priest
>Genre: Blackened Coldwave/Electronic
Based
kill me
>Ausfailia
>Uhh dude, that band used to be on a label owned by a guy that was in a NSBM band once... Are you seriously going to listen to them?
Tasmania is the Mecca of black metal
Need permission first sorry bruvva
not even their best album desu
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who are you quoting?
genetically superior human bean
I know, I'm just re-listening to it, still really good though
Guess what, Varg got fucked at least once in prison
that only happens in thirdworld and amerimutt prisons
>When night falls
>She cloaks the world
Literally the gayest lyrics in black metal history
What the fuck was he thinking
>defending Varg until your last breath
What the hell is up with Paganists and having no sense of self awareness? You see Varg promote all these other paganists and, like him, are butthurt about other people's interpretations of ancient religion and history
Who cares what that crypto-muslim says
you guys think the Wolfenstein games offend Varg deep down?
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deathrash
chaotic edition
He's probably offended by vidya altogether since he's a tabletop fag
>that arsehurt kike samefagging the shit out of this thread
He literally insulted the series either in his comment section or one of his videos, I don't remember now
False, he made a top videogames video
Gamma Ray is p good
B L A C K W A V E
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>STOP!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF VARG!!!!
>He literally insulted the series either in his comment section or one of his videos, I don't remember now
lol
You should be studying something useful, not posting drawings of yourself
Did that vidya gaem countdown have any isometric RPGs or first person dungeon crawlers?
nice stale me me
Yeah I'm thinking this is based
eat a dick
Ofc, baldurs Ga(y)te 2.
dumb shill
>You should be studying something useful, not posting drawings of yourself
someone post some underrated Immortal songs
Striborg should change his logo to that retroborg one it's brilliant
>the Borg thanking everyone in the comments for liking his song
how wholesome. he really is /ourguy/
>dub shill
this is very very shit and not worth clicking
>no gold box games
>no bard's tale
>no Ultima IV or VII
>no Wizardry IV
>just baby's first RPG
fuck
I wonder if he at least romanced Viconia
Blackwave is the most ambitious movement in the black metal scene since Liturgy in 2011.
Literally threatening the status quo.
samefreak
Shall return once this weirdo is gone. Peace out /meal/
what weirdo?
it's supposed to be bad, pleb
Why is /metal/ only about 90s Black Metal and sometimes a bit of Death or Thrash?
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth.
They hate Striborg for the same reasons...
the kook talking about himself in 3rd person
it's the most numale subgenre
post glam then
bonus points for high cut floof babes
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Here it is: bitchute.com
4. S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
3. Deus Ex
2. The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
1. Combat Mission: Beyond Overlord, Combat Mission II: Barbarossa to Berlin, Combat Mission 3: Afrika Korps
based
>no Jagged Alliance
goddamn Varg is a basic bitch
Don't make shit up, here's the real list
>Combat Mission
I guarantee that he only played this game because you can play as the Germans.
>Company of Heroes
I wonder if he'd like New Vegas
Ok, but not Arghoslent.
give me some black metal with heavy riffs
>arghosoylent
nope theyre shit too
sammath
i sometimes wonder if these shitbook posts are real or made up
In the video he says when talking about Morrowind: "I tried Oblivion too, but the "level-scaling" and the lack of most RPG elements ruined it for me. I never bothered to even try Skyrim. I don't like action games." so it's pretty safe to say he wouldn't
I WANNA GO
I WANNA GO
I WANNA GO
H O T R O C K I N
new vegas wasn't made by shithesda
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
based
>tfw he hasn't even tried to play an MMORPG
you know how hilarious that would be?
he'd probably waste all his Burzum money on old school runescape bonds
Last night I dreamt Venom was playing in my backyard and I gave Mantas a handshake
Didn't mean to reply
My ancestors demand you give me your boots
That's pretty cool dream user
children of bodom is the best metal band in the world
i hate gay shit so i wont be listening to arghoslent
more like children of boredom am i right
leave the hall
boredoms x children of bodom collab when
Can anyone explain the story of Traveller to me?
I follow everything up until Baltech's Lament and then I have no idea what's happening.
tl;dr space pirates yiff in hell
My neighbour is cute, do you think I should invite her to listen to Immortal?
This is a golden opportunity user so don't mess this up
ask her to listen to slam instead so she knows you're based
I hate watching live Metallica videos from this year, just because of Lars Ulrich's awful drum fills.
Does she leave her curtains open at night?
No, sadly
>Get to see Demon's & Wizards and Tyr next month
>Iron Maiden later that same month
>Sabaton and some other dudes in October
This year's pretty based.
I'm suicidal
Hi I’m Patrick
And she had his child.
WHY DON'T YOU GET YOURSELF A LIFE?
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT
Are there any modern bands that go for either a first wave black metal sound or have a 70s metal style kinda like early Uriah Heep?
Wytch Hazel is breddy gud
>first wave black or Uriah Heep
Do you mean either or, or do you want a combination of the two?
You might like this.
tanithnyc.bandcamp.com
Does anybody have the video of Varg's favorite movies?
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this one?
I listen to Operation Mindcrime too much. It might be a problem.
WITH LAZINESS INDELIBLE AND INHERENT
THE PITCH BRUTES LIVED
AT THE END OF THE WHIIIIPPPPPPPP
He has another one as well
Why not? It's legitimately 10/10
>Crappy fake power metal Sabaton
>Worst Maiden has ever been
>That one band that's mediocre as shit and uses "Viking" as a gimmick.
>This is probably a fuckload of money you're spending in each.
Don't worry, someone in reddit is really jealous.
Either one
Listen to The Warning more
TWENTY-FIVE BUCKS A FUCK AND JOHN'S A HAPPY MAN
SHE WIPES THE FILTH AWAY
AND SHE'S BACK ON THE STREETTTTTTSSS AGAAAIIIINNNNN
stop LARPing
So basically metal started by 4 britbong christians (black sabbath)
Who wanted to be a rock/blues band but accidentally created a genre called heavy metal, three retards from britain who wanted to trolololololo the christians by making songs about devil worshipping, retarded bands like bathory,celtic frost,mercyful fate and hell hammer followed this sheeeeiiit, another gay band called motorhead who accidentally created speed metal and thrash. And then some gay retarded bands like possesed and death created death metal for no reason LOL it also have another shitty subgenre called slam metal. Four retards from norway who took venom's music seriously and decided to form a band called MAYHEM LOL and then this poser pagan larping idiot came... One man band called burzum (he couldn't find anyone to play with him cause his music sucks lol) his music quality is so bad that it sounds like a broken fan... Then retards like darkthrone,immortal,satyricon came.... True gay norwheigan black metal was created.... And then another retarded band called napalm death who popularized another shitty low quality no talent genre, GRINDCORE lol CORE CORE CORE fuck this band lol..... And another retarded mainstream pop band called candlemass who popularized doom metal along with skepticism,electric funeral and black sabbath and then another gay genre called alternative metal... retarded bands like soad and tool lol and then sludge metal
came in the ass, Acid bath,eye hate god,melvins and isis lol who is just another shitty tool ripoff... They also created gay post metal lol.... And then shitty groove bands accidentally helped uhh... Um... Nu- n- hmm... Okay... Here comes the worse metal genre called NU METAL lol more like no metal hahaha
Some gay retarded fags tried to mix pantera with rage against the machine and then they created nu metal... Seriously fuck this genre....
What are some death metal bands with pagan/shamanic/tribal themes?
It's far more common in black metal than othe genres but it's my favorite type of theme and I would love to see it more in death metal and maybe even thrash
>Intolerant In Flames
why would you come into this thread and mention fucking Sabaton
MURDER IN THE FRONT ROW
CROWD BEGINS TO BANG
THERE'S BLOOD UPON THE STAGE
BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE STAGE
Sabaton are the most popular new metal band user and they're great. Please try to keep up with the times.
Amon amarth you nigger
Why does he have the weight distribution of a woman in her 40s
Did he get fucked so much in prison that it triggered estrogen production?
Sabaton is reddit : the band and essential cringecore
Ew
Neoandertals
0-3-5
I meant more like, spiritual and tribal. Not so much "dude epic vikings"
Love that shit
I legitimately think they're brilliant regardless of if its them going full autismo
>Caring about what's new and popular instead of shit that panders to my very specific tastes in riffing, themes and atmosphere.
Also they straight up suck, and make some weak sounding shit, I wanted to like them because they seem really passionate about what they do but nope, it's some A7X-tier shit and they're just popular on the US because apparently they really love stuff that looks like a metal band but doesn't sound like it.
REAL POSEUR HOURS WHO UP
they are truly caveman metal
thoughts on deathcore?
It is legit trying something new instead of just slapping a pink cover and acting pompous online.
UNLEASHED
At the point where you get into actual Death Metal it just sounds like Riff-Teasing.
the scepter of the ancients by psycroptic
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usually bad
early Amorphis
I wish more bands were willing to get fucking weird
Like O.L.D.
from comedy grindcore to rocking wacked out weirdo metal
First two albums are pure gold
Not super fond of everything past them but who needs the rest when you have the best
haven't seen a single mention of the new Abbath yet. I guess that's because it's boring
its alright
yeah, i'm not really 100% whats going on after that point
t. Randy Ayoub
its pretty good
its not mind blowing or genre defining, but its a good album
what a clown
Honest opinion on Deafheaven ?
they're honestly not terrible but they have nothing to do with metal. they have more in common with post-rock, screamo, and shoegaze than black metal. also the guitarist used to play in a shitty deathcore band
they're boring, like all blackgaze/postblack
that one song, Black Brick, is pretty good though
the album that got me into death metal in the first place.
their recent albums have been surprisingly good
no
i'm not big on nightbringers. it's not bad though. everblack was a sleeper. I like it more now than I did when i first listened to it. ritual is pretty good too. i havent listened to abyssmal that much to really give it a strong rating.
Nocturnal still sits as my favorite.
Why yes! I do listen heavy metal, preferably the New Wave of British Heavy Metal. How could you tell?
Because your dick small
WHAT WAS THAT, YOU PATHETIC WORM? I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Anyone know a good video to learn how to do death metal vocals?
Is this achieveable natty
just smoke weed e'ry day
t. chris barnes
agreed
I've come to the realization that I hate myself and I have no idea what I want to do or achieve in life.
What should I listen to?
Is there any reason people think Final Holocaust is better than Enjoy The Violence?
ETV has
>better riffs
>stronger atmosphere
>better soloz
>better and more enunciated vokills
>more memorability
>a shorter run time and is a lot less bloated
dsbm
Chris Barnes legitimately smoked himself retarded
Based. ETV is definitely the superior album. Meal got this one wrong because they are posers strawpoll.me
Sunbather is good and more forward thinking than 99% of the metal being released nowadays
clueless
not an argument
The first time I heard this I found it kinda boring.
Somehow now, it feels right. But not enough self-hatred. I have a warehouse full of that right now.
You just know someone doesn’t know what he’s talking about when he thinks Deafheaven’s music is more screamo than Metal.
not an argument
Six Feet Under isn't so bad. Fite me.
Overnight
Or was it not
Green ragged cloth had fallen
On the path
The way I took had velvet on the horns
I peered straight through
And saw the shrinking frame
Collapse and bloom
And choke on its vast ornate teeth
I would cry out
If it were not so late
I do not remember you
Perfect sphere
Chlorine smell
Painting that was damaged in the hold
>soitanic gaymaster
they're closer to envy than black sabbath so it's not wrong
Is anyone else tired as fuck of Metalcore/Deathcore bands calling themselves Metal and even so far as referring to themselves as modern metal? so many fucking faggots throwing kicks at shows, warped tour is cancelled why cant they stop being retards
>so many fucking faggots throwing kicks at shows
objectively speaking kicking scene kids is based
no because it doesn't affect me or the scenes that release music and being caught up in stupid petty shit is a waste of mental energy for weak people devoid of meaningful purpose
music is my life bro i have good gpa in college but otherwise music is my purpose
>going to shows and engaging with people
>waste of mental energy
If your scene is cool enough to support a totally non-metalcore subscene I'm jealous. But I agree with user, there are usually metalcore bands opening for bands I actually like, and karate kicks in the pit make me cringe.
deafheaven is good but they are gay hipsters
Who cares about that, but the truth is that in their first three album they were more influenced by black metal than any other genre.
Occasionally there's one or two opening for OSDM bands, but they know not to hardcore dance at an essentially OSDM show.
On the occasion they do, the much heavier DMfags just shove them and make them mosh normally
He is very Metal. Haven't you seen his [spoiler]Cars?[/spoiler]
yeah i just see it as like bright sounding black metal but george speaks with a gay lisp and hes from san francisco
I don't know whether the issue is that there is more interest in metalcore in my area, or that all the DMfags are too skinny.
>I've come to the realization that I hate myself
this is a 12 y/o realization at best
Read The Myth of Sysiphus.
Maybe, there's some skinnyfags, but most I see are the stereotypical strongfat types who lift weights and drink beer in equal measure
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Also, ignore the rant in the end, it was 2 deep 4 the nigger who dubbed it.
Honestly listen to Classical Music
I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING
CAN'T TELL IF THIS IS TRUE OR DREAM
based Stribro
proof black metal fags are ultra cringe hipsters
not metal
>nothing bad to say about Demons and Wizards
as it should be
you fukcing reddit fag I litterally saw that pic on the front page earlier this morning
Lol wow that has to be the least metal artist profile I've ever seen on there.
I've come to the conclusion that I love myself and I have somewhat of an idea what I want to do and achieve in life.
What should I listen to?
>All these anons crying about Blackwave
you should email mike scalzi and ask him
I bet it's based on a tabletop campaign he played
are there any music videos that come even close to being half as based as call of the wintermeme?
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This, except it is unintentional.
Metal to circumcise your tranny girlfriend to?
>someone put it on youtube
good now I don't have to use fucking vimeo to watch this
Was the implication that tranny rights activists are sadists who wish to torture their opposition intentional?
Not the greatest of optics.
Imagine being such an impotent "activist" that doing your part is writing shitty tech death songs and making a wish fulfillment music video of you torturing people for having the wrong opinions.
This is what leftists want to do you if you laugh at a joke about niggers
yeah that's cattle decapitation for you
Reddit? Was is that? Some sort of Russian website?
it's where faggots that like mastodon hang out
>morrowind
what a fag.
>Admitting to being a redditard just to call out a fellow redditard
Fuck off redditards
Let me guess, he played a Nord?
nah, he was a total kajhiit, Varg is totally a closet furry. I bet he designed a fursuit around his character too
>metal culture is dead
Feels bad man
I saw them with Gojira and I expected them to be garbage hipster shit but they pumped the crowd up and played one of the best sets I've ever seen.
gimme a good album beside classics bros, genre doesn't matter
holy based
Listening to this right know for the first time. Pretty fun album, wish I had a cup of coffee with me right now.
thx bros
not that uncommon, lots of bands that get into weird shit
What faggot energy did you use to find the old FAQ OP? Here's the updated one with the cringe edits: pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
keep in mind that the drummer was 22 at the time, just shredding away
Even the cringe edits are outdated. There isn't the Lords of Cringe one and that needs to be added along with a plethora of others
>NWOBHM, a "genre" with 2,5 good bands
Yeah, we should make a new one at some point. The latest chart on there is the old madcunt one and it was made a year ago.
I'll agree it's more of a moment in time than a genre, there were plenty of great bands
Mods gay
This year has been great for black metal. Where'd all the death metal go?
>plenty of great bands
Iron Maiden, Venom, and Diamond Head. If I really force my memory, then also Angel Witch, Pagan Altar and Tygers of Pan-Tang count to something. that's it, the rest is safe hard rock bordering on glam rock, and 3rd grade bands no one wants
Biff Byford will kick you to the ground for leaving Saxon out, fag.
they're both the same tho
i know only gore nothing more
"3rd grade"
Why the fuck does that fag look like Euronymous?
>literally who will kick you for leaving his AC/DC/Motorhead cover band out
yeah right, are you upset
Andrew WK is a 6'3" chad who loves live and Euronymous was a seething commie manlet
How are they similar?
this only proves my point
Looking for atmo stuff like Paysage d'Hiver, suggestions?
darkspace is pretty much it, but you're probably heard them before lol
if you want similar ambient synth stuff, check out Waldeinsamkeit I-III by Winterblood
Galdr
Darkspace. It features the same guy who did Paysage D'Hiver.
they are alright but not like d'Hiver, I want to close my eyes and feel like I'm lost in a snowstorm somewhere up north, alone and freezing to death
What are some bands that sound like Opeth but less progressive?
I fucking love very low growls and tasty riffage. Is there a more simple version of Opeth?
nothing else in bm comes close to pd'h in that regard unfortunately. check out tho
yeah had you ever been in a real snowstorm up north you wouldn't have this romantic blackie view of one.
that was a slight exaggeration, you get the point
>Winterblood - Waldeinsamkeit I-III
pretty chill, I like it
>feel like I'm lost in a snowstorm somewhere up north, alone and freezing to death
Windir
CURSED SHALL BE THE FRUIT OF THY BODY
AND CURSED SHALL BE THE FRUIT OF THY LAND
this is bretty gud lazy dissoshit bm
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DEFYING THE MOULD OF HUMAN FLESH
SMASHING THE WALL OF BELIEFS
A SIGHT TO BRING INSANITY
TO ALL DIMENSIONAL REALITY
Hey guys, honest question : What appeal (of any kind) do you find in listening to metal music ?
It sounds good
For me, no other genre brings the same visceral power and uplifting grandeur as metal. It's a safe and enjoyable way to explore dark themes and emotions.
I'll never fully understand why people watch horror films, but maybe their reasons are not so different to the above.
goosebumps
it's a mode of expression that epitomizes the dionysian in music
Rate my demo tape
noisecore sucks
good digits though
Actually based
Fair enough!
Great words to describe it pal, I like it.
Sure.
That’s an interesting take, I always thought the dionysian as more chaotic, less structured and more instable than that. Metal music to me seems to have a good share of apollinian, even if it is definitely more dionysian than most genres of music.
this album is such a fucking masterpiece
better than thorns tbqh
i sex my lady in her poo poo pocket
Yeah, it's been out for 20 years and it's still ahead of its time
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Man this one is good
And yet they never topped Satanic Art.
is human-prepared meal necessary when unlimited neural meal is now available
Depressive Suicidal Black Metal at it's finest
what does /meal/ thinks about this album with a chad cover art
cool and underrated
i loved guitar riffs ever since i was a kid (especially when some tv shows had them in opening intro or whatever) before i ever knew what metal was
then i heard slayer - raining blood and i was hooked for good
taake
/meal/friends I need your help. I'm looking for weird/experimental power metal. Pic related is just about the only one I know of that fits the bill. Experimental in this sense could be anything from atypical production choices, through strange genre admixtures, convoluted song structures, exotic instruments... Do you know any albums like that?
That was my high school jam, but I emphasize that I'm looking for power metal that's weird, not just weird metal in general. Crotchduster pokes some fun at power metal, but that's like 5% of the album.
They're honestly fine, slightly boring, but probably an okay intro to bm for newbies.
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Anyone know any more obscure Soilwork clones like this band?
it feels like a logical evolution of rock. it's technical and progressive while taking aggression and loudness to the max. i enjoy different kinds of music, but nothing comes close to metal in this regard IMO.
Ask a famous metal musician anything
Fuck you corey taylor
how do I know you're famous
Why is your music so shit?
Any recs similar to pic related?
In the case that anybody was interested in the same thing as me, I've just recalled another power metalalbum with a vibe unlike any other. Anybody know of more bands in this vein?
This?
Cause i am
But what does corey taylor think?
Idk... cause its metal just every metal...
Its shit
Wish someone would milkshake these homos
Yeah this looks pretty nice. I'm loving how they mushed together generic speed metal with those strange sloppy space rock overtones
Underrated post
He teaches philosophy at a community college
I looked him up on one of those professor rating sites
It's pretty funny how bad of a teacher he seems to be. A couple students even complained about him bringing up his band too much
Riffs
Cool not gay themes (horror, fantasy, science fi etc)
Riffs
Massive variety
RIFFS
cathartic
Oh and of course the riffs
What's the consensus on this album?
I think it's a hell of a lot more listenable than the originals.
They lack the personality of the originals imo
blasting and annoying the shit out of my neighbours
i never grew out of beign edgy
fucking RIFFS
lots and lots of good drumming
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literally how i feel