ITT: Poorly describe a Band's discography and anons tell you which band is

the last one is Late Effect Kid

ah, forgot about that one, that works too

>god why the fuck did i born in the shittiest place from LA
>you know my homeplace isn't as bad as you think let me tell you some stories about what i did here
>niggas are big assholes nowadays and i think we must stand together as society
>did i say together as a society? Sorry i was just meaning my race, haha also i'm jew now

>just a guy having a blast in a recording studio
>hey I'm actually quite good at making psych/space rock what if I did a whole album of it
>FUCK I love Wish You Were Here
>we an actual band now
>FUCK I love OK Computer
>same as the last album, but more
>listens to Opeth once
>writes a movie, releases soundtrack, never releases movie
>basically Black Mirror but even less subtle
>hey what if I just write one song but it's kinda shit and lasts an entire hour

Porcupine Tree

Avenged Sevenfold?

King Gizzard

>i hate my dad
>i hate myself
>i hate my gf
>i hate everyone
>i'm gay
>i'm gay and i love you
slint? neutral milk hotel? joy division?
kendrick lamar

Kendrick

>Bergtatt 2: Atmospheric Boogaloo
>The best one
>Where'd the acoustic guitar go?
>Oh there it is
>Space and shit

Panic! At the disco?

>Dubliners
>A Portrait of The Artist as a Young Man
>Ulysses
>Finnegans Wake

brainbombs

tyler the creator

Panic

>/fa/ mixes Joy Division with My Dad is Dead
>hey we need a single that we can play on the radio over and over; quick write a song about serial killers
>dude animals and sex lmao
>bassist doesn't even care anymore and neither do we. no one listens to this album anyways
>a-at least there's one song that's as good some of the songs from our first album!
>let me hide my lung cancer voice behind this fucking awful mixing and call it an album.
Joanna Newsom lmao

>dude krautrock lmao
>dude sequels lmao
>dude half our band members left lmao
>dude cars lmao
>dude radios lmao
>dude trains lmao
>dude robots lmao
>dude computers lmao
>dude we suck now lmao
>dude remixes lmao
>dude comebacks lmao

ding ding ding

>we are definitely not gay
>we might be gay
>we are gay
>we are not gay
>we might be gay
>fuck

correctomundo

>post-korn
>pre-linkin park
>proto-lateralus
>alt-metal lullabies
>RATM revival
>the logical conclusion to desert rock

>this was released as a mixtape but i call it an album anyways
>i hope you like gay people, because guess what I am!
>dude spiral staircase and james blake's s/t album lmao
>you waited 4 years for this; i hope you're satisfied

Here’s an easy one
>dude wot if we were rockstars lmao
>REEEEEEEEEE
>let’s tone it down a bit
>we might have toned it down a bit too much
>let’s make a forgettable album that none of our fans will really care about
>we hate the government now
>we’re incels now
>fuck it let’s just chop up old samples and call it a new album
>oops I had a kid

radiohead (but amnesiac is good)

>is not a phase mom
>we already grow Up from that phase
>my bf broke Up with me :( Also we are christian now
>what if Cocteau Twins and Radiohead made music for poptimists?
>80s were peak music lol, Also i'm depressed

>KILL EVERYONE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>WE NEED TO SOUND LOUDER
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>FUCK CAPITALISM, RELIGION AND POLITIC
>wow guys calm down I think we are big Now we can finally sound like a normal group
>guys Soundgarden and Alice in Chains are big, maybe we can sound like them
>electric bongaloo
>lmao wtf are we doing Now?
>let's make Oasis sound like ASMR compared to this
>...
>we are back bitches

>Margaret Thatcher is a fucking bitch
>Margaret Thatcher is still a fucking bitch
>lmao satanism, Also new singer
>lmao mental health
>best album
>hey guys, synths are pretty underrated
>synths are still pretty underrated
>wait what the fuck Just happened here?
>okay calm down we might be still good
>nevermind (new singer btw)
>we loved OK Computer but we aren't an alt rock band so how do we express the influence of Internet without sounding like grandpas
>old singer is back babies
>good album with awful album cover
>war is bad kids, never do that
>Star Trek was the superior saga
>this album is on par with our peak but what the fuck is this about?

>well-received downtempo wankery
>forgotten downtempo wankery
>piano and brostep-style glitches
>Lovely scottish folk collab
>wow guys isn't Ecstasy amazing throbbing bangers
>wow guys isn't psilocybin and other hallucinogenics amazing

>I'm just gonna drive around
>I have depression now, fuck malls and consumerism
>I don't know what's going on anymore, my life sucks
>I'm better know, dude have you heard about atheism and drugs?
>I'm gonna buy a boat, btw I'm sailor now
>This album sucks, not even worth mentioning

Interpol

si

smash mouth

>bleep bloop trapppp BASS GUITAR woah I'm in a computer
>ahhh I just did acid and now I'm stuck in DKC2
>fffff A-A-A-A-A NO ONE STOP ME except lots of weed let me chill out now
>guys I just found all these noises in a box and I put them in this thing for you okay bye
John Hopkins?
Kraftwerk?

Smashmouth
Swans
>pissed off
>watered down with their most pissed off and close to noise rock they go on a single track ever as a hidden track
>closest to noise rock they ever go for a full album

>dude you can't listen to this lmao
>well actually.. here, have some old and some new as our debut
>dude
>shit, maybe we shouldn't have put on so much symbology into these ones, it distracted everyone from our overwork
>happy album :)
>actually, sad, apocalyptic album :(

>>ahhh I just did acid and now I'm stuck in DKC2
Holy fuck, what's this album?

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Maiden?

>Get the fuck out you're doing too many drugs
>Why the hell are you still here
>Guys our most contributing member is gone what the fuck do we do
>Guys our most contributing member is gone what the fuck do we do Part 2
>Ok guys I think we've found a good formula
>Ok guys I think we've found a good formula Part 2
>Guys our most contributing member is gone what the fuck do we do Part 3
>Hey guys, we did good financially
>Hey guys remember me? I was kicked out for doing drugs
>Guys I'm unhappy with society
>Get the fuck out you're doing jack shit, also my dad died
>My dad died Part 2
>Get the fuck out you kicked out the best band member
>Get the fuck out you kicked out the best band member Part 2
>Get the fuck out you kicked out the best band member and he's now dead

Gonna ruin the integrity of this thread, but for the sake of giving a rec, I was referencing this song:
youtu.be/7sGT3tmZJ5s

pink floyd

Pink floyd lmao

>The Wall is bad meme

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ohhhh thank you :) (you know, if they don't hover over 'Embed', they won't know, it'll be our little secret, user)

>dude grindcore lol
>dude more grindcore lol
>hey nick, do that thing on your guitar more, it sounds fucking cool.

8 years later

>nick do that thing on your guitar again

>bretty good, bretty weird
>better, still bretty weird
>slight gesture towards a pop sensibility, pays off, best record of theirs imo, two of the best guitar songs of all time
>like the last, not as good, still great
>great record, considered by most to be their best, most of those people don't listen past the first track
>lol tf this is bretty good tho
>ew wtf is this shit. no more of this please
>This is better? I guess? Please I said no more
>I can live with this one
>Ok this one is legitimately great
>s'alright
>s'alright, critically panned for literally no reason
>underrated little record that harkens back to the good old days
>bretty gud indie record
>bretty gud indie record
>bretty gud indie record

>slappy bass, autistic drum parts
>The same thing but toned down a lil
>Full zen mode
>Ay now we political now
>Ay let's make the ugliest artwork possible
>More radio friendly sound, pop ish
>Ay let's abandon the past 3 albums and make a stripped down album with ear breaking mastering

>shit
>shit
>shit
>shit
>shit
>shit

>Hmmm FUCK my ex, and fuck that guy who slept with her from that other band we used to tour with. We're young and pop punk is forever!
>Let's write the playbook for the 2000s emo scene by putting out one of the best emo/alternative albums of all time
>Dude, I feel like shit, everyone around me is dying, our last album was an insane success that we can't live up to... We should take a hard and very dark left into post-hardcore and emo. Surely it won't turn into a landmark success for both our careers and the respective genres we're writing for.
>NOISY SCREAMING THAT WE COULDN'T DO ON OUR LAST RECORD SEE YA'LL IN 8 YEARS
>We're back, mature, but still sound really good without compromising our sound. We've proved we can pivot as a band and still pull out critical hits.

If anyone gets this I'll be impressed
>Cringey post-darling-core
>Complete 180 in tone and sound -- same intensity but far less whining and crying (also we're a concept band now)
>Mellowed out even further (We're uhhh still a concept band)
>We're making post-rock now, hope you like the color pink

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>The iconic, most definitive album of its subgenre
>The better one

Joy Division

>Dude psychedelics
>Dude love
>Dude society
>Dude divorce

>Screaming about my dad
>MY DAD IS DEAD
>My dad is still dead but I'm not screaming anymore
>I've moved on but damn we still sound sad.

Nirvana?

Daughters

of Montreal?

>oh fuck young people issues
>still young but the record is slightly darker
>fuck it- stoner rock influence
>most underrated project
>WORLDWIDE BREAKOUT
>complete 180 sound-wise/lounge time

I’m gonna go out on a limb here but... bmth

Kanye West

easy mode
>debut incredibly front loaded with its main singles even though they’re its worst tracks
>debatably 10’s AOTD
>sick of commercialness, music we want to make
>we’re back, with synthpop

>best psych record of the 2010’s
>the one thats almost better
>easily their worst, commercial breakthrough

The Pink Floyd
(I agree, Rick was the best band member)

What was this one?

Tay Min Paula

>fuck you reddit
>bro dude the worlds gonna end lol brooooooooo government capitalism SUCK
>bro duuuudeeesd the world ending lol
>brooo brOOOOOOOO like fuck GEORGE BUSSHHHHH
>ok we’re back and also did i tell you about this one thing called drone?
>yeah dude like drooooooooooooooooneeeeee
>hOLY FUCK DRUMPF DRUMPF FUCK GOVETNMENT drumpF FLUMPF FUMPF FUCK CAPITAISM AND BORDERS GLUMPF

>dude we sucked as a real band, so let's just loop little parts of other people's songs! Its easy we can use the same drums on every song!
>dude let's just buy hooks from old songs and pitch up samples we don't want to pay for lmao
>dude this bitcrusher effect is pretty epic, we should use it on every instrument and almost every song!
>dude we're scoring a movie! Let's almost totally abandon our sound even though they hired us to make music like our old albums!
>dude, music sucks today, it's like so soulless, back in my day we had REAL musicians!

Mgmt

Muse
Daft Punk

>We really like reverb and you can hardly understand what we're singing
>We still like reverb, but you can understand us a bit better now
>We like reverb and post-rock, and experimental music can be pretty good

>Muse
No. Hint: Yea Forums loves (loved?) this band.

>Daft Punk
correct of course

manic street preachers
don't know but it sounds interesting
gy!be?
brand new