What's your tinder anthem, Yea Forums?

Tim Buckley - Lorca

fucking based. fuck women

>t. got zero matches

Ariel Pink - Only In My Dreams

matches are impossible to fucking get unless you buy gold which i fooled myself into getting, women are whores who only fuck a 9/10 chad

This Charming Man
always gets the high school art kids

Whatever is number 1 on the iTunes Top 100. Currently 'Goodbye' by Post Malone ft. Young Thug.

BAD NEWS - Aries
lets the normans know im not too good to listen to their trash, but off the main enough for them to know im not a pleb like them

Have sex

bend over

have abstinence

This was mine for a really long time.
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I think the song is irrelevant and every chick I met up with from tinder said they never even listened to/checked it.

not true btw
>t. 7/10 who got 6 matches yesterday

good for you, i'll get the rope

Bladee - Be nice to me

What's his anthem?

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the sound of his balls slapping against a qt's ass

JOE ROGAN THOOOOOOO

Bumble is actually where I got lucky to find one chick to have sex with. It was like winning the lottery desu.

this is what Yea Forums core does to people

Mine is All Alone-Gorillaz

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tvu
this heat
boredoms
mbv
mac demarco - ode to viceroy
animal co

A photo with Rogan should clearly be his main picture. Props on removing photo with Beta Beto though.

HAVE (more) SEX

>6'1"
>2 inches taller than rogan
Funny how every guy hovering 5'10" claims 6'
No wonder roasties want height verification

>A photo with Rogan should clearly be his main picture.

lmfao no. Girls don't listen to joe rogan.

He's clearly a bit behind him and leaning.

> Girls don't listen to joe rogan.
Bullshit, JRE is pretty mainstream now, plus Joe looks like an alpha male, so having a picture with a guy like that never hurts and works as a social proof.

>this dude is 21

What the fuck am i doing with my life

LMFAO

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I unironically thought there were no podcasts for women and they just listen to youtube playlists of makeup videos.

>look up "Call Her Daddy" on youtube
>100k subs

kms

>delete tinder 6 months ago
>see friend of mine using it
>see the same chicks i fucked having in their profiles no hookups
these bitches gotta have herpes by now
anyway that shits nasty
go talk to guys irl higher quality

Daniel Caesar - Get You to appeal to light skinned nubian queens

Let me guess, no matches?

ITT: virgins

My anthem is Natalie Imbruglia - Torn, which has brought pussy on two (2) separate occasions

>implying girls care about your music taste

Yo don’t parade JRE like something virtuous. It’s focus is the most popcorn versions of most those topics besides mma. I wouldn’t know since I don’t know mma.

women are retards 2bh, they like hearing catchy songs they are vaguely familiar with and associate with nostalgia and good times. Torn is perfect because it's mid 00s pop singer-songwriter garbage for teenage girls, and also I sincerely like it

FUCK TINDER
I MET THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS
I HELPED HER DEAL WITH HER DEPRESSION
I HELPED HER START BACK TALKING TO HER PARENTS AFTER RUNNING AWAY FROM THEM
WE BOTH LOVED COIL AND JESUS AND MARY CHAIN
AND SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH SOME POT HEAD HIPPY SHE MET ON TINDER WHILE I WAS AWAY ON VACATION FOR A WEEK

bisexual master race :)

(all caps) DUMB ASS

get on tinder and superlike her desu