God is finally knocking California into the sea with a series of earthquakes

>God is finally knocking California into the sea with a series of earthquakes

music for this momentous occasion?

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im pretty sure that's the earth plates

Oh, you heard Death Grips recording their new album too?

noided and redpilled

uhhhhh
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shake it off

>"ironically" worshipping Satan becoming more popular amongst NPCs
>more songs subliminally praising Satan
>woman sucking babies out of their pussies with vacuums
>human degeneracy reaching a head
>church of Satan recognized by US government and is now tax exempt

I'm sure none of this is related

>making a thread about inconsequential earthquakes that cause almost no damage or injury
yikes

so you don't worship satan and suck babies out of your pussy? fucking loser

7.1
It's the largest they've had in 20 years apparently.

I know. I live here and felt it. It's still inconsequential.

>he thinks the big one isn't coming

keep that same attitude when the 9.7 splits your home in half pussy

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random for Yea Forums but I approve

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The first one I slept through and the second one I was at my parking lot at work and didn’t feel anything either. Wtf bros I want to feel that adrenaline rush

When it comes to quakes, Californians are like the Floridians who don't give a shit about hurricanes unless they're literally flying through the air.

>falling for the religion pill
ha

warren zevon, desparados under the eaves

>worshiping the biggest fucking loser

>believing hes real
kek

>more songs subliminally praising Satan
Yea Forums posters have unironically shifted views to align with boomer housewives

Lmaooooo bruh, christianity is a jew-owned business.

/x/ queer
Fuq off, schizo Friday mornings are welc

wtf are you on about

>millions of years of dinosaurs raping and eating eachother and shitting everywhere
>thousands of years of worshipping random shit like trees, ancestors, zeus, the sun,
>human sacrifice
>priests molesting kids
>televangelists working geriatrics out of their pensions
>the fuckin crusades

God either doesn't exist or just doesn't actually give a shit what ya do, ya mark.

if god is real he fucked up b getting rid of dinosaurs

dios mio, el ogro de las americas...!

>NPCs
>afraid of Satan
sounds like someone's a little "old fashioned" over here

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cringe