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melodeath sucks
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deathrash
nuclear war now edition
Varg is cool because he makes cucks mad
maggot stomp's newest masterpiece is finally here
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GIVE ME A CUTE FRENCH BLACK METAL GF NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
french girls are hairy
Good.
LISTEN CLOSELY TO THE SOUND OF TREACHERY
LOOK DEEPLY INTO THE EYES OF LECHERY
ALL FALL TO KNEES, BEGIN TO WORSHIP ME
THE BRAZEN SON OF MAN, I SHINE OUT PURE IDOLATORY
IN AN ERA OF FRIGHT AND TERROR!
Rank Satyricon's albums
I've only heard the first three
ND > pee > DMT > poo > everything else
They're all satyrical.
what does /metal/ think of Beast in Black?
you must be 18 or older to post on this site
melodeath rocks
youtu.be
Melodeath su-
post some boomer doom metal
best bm 2019
>DSO conspicuously missing
"No."
>Skáphe, Misþyrming and Drastus but no DsO
Really makes you think...
Well, Yea Forums?
>barshasketh
based and blackpilled
found him straight away
I dont know what do you mean by "Misþyrming but not DSO", like Misþyrming wasn't already quite a big name and wasn't spearheading the whole Icelandic scene. But yeah I should have included DSO, very solid release I was positively surprising even tho I generally don't like them. These lists are kind of pointless btw.
DONT CALL ME YOUR BROTHER
CAUSE I AINT YOUR FUCKING BROTHER
That achatius shit is so fucking overrated I dont get it
but dude
cowbell
>youtu.be
Your thoughts?
no Vehemence?
missing warmoon lord and vargrav
only death is real
nespithe sucks
I've heard all but two of them, am i kvlt enough?
Whats your favorite song by Mountain?
based
fuck rick and morty metal
literally what?
Really is nice to look at
autists like to promote children cartoons they hate
Don't mind me, just being the greatest live album ever made
literally who?
talk about shitty definition of GOAT
kek
>all these "metal" bands like rainbow, motorhead etc
>they always call themselves rock bands
so are they rock bands or metal bands
stone bands
WASTE
OF
LIFE
YOU'RE A
W A S T E
O F
L I F E
Honestly not a bad year so far
Anyone know where I can order a sew on Cattle Decapitation patch in the UK?
what are some good headphones for listening to metal? preferably open back ones.
This is good
What are you guys listening to?
The SIN
Of SODOM
(Sodom)
(Sodom)
(Sodom)
I'd say the best year for a very long time
It's in my top 15 surely, but I'm not that much into it and honestly it's shilled almost exlusively here
maggot stomp sucks dick but fluids rox
CRUSHING ME
CRUSHING ME
CRUSH - ING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
based
Ildjarn and Havohej?
yeah, how'd you know wtf
saint vitus
Thoughts?
was gonna ask the same thing, you a fan of their newer stuff?
Söythrone were shitty trendhoppers since day one. Now ted and fenriz are the alternative lifestyle romantic life partner commandeers of a mob of ironic torch wielding söyboys who claim to be all about CULT, OLDSCHOOL METAL even though they only just discovered Agent Steel and Manilla Road in the last 5 years
It must suck only being remembered for Transilvanian Hunger and Under a Funeral Moon, which are just shitty imitations of Burzum
Söyside Journey: generic Swedish style DM album #928192819
A Blaze in the Söythern Sky: "now we're kvlt black metal because Euronymous said black metal is cool!!!! nevermind the songs are still basically death metal riff salads that happen to have some Mayhem ripoff riffs tossed in!"
Under a Söyneral Moon: MUH ICY GUITAR. it's SUPPOSED to sound thin and weak! that's the point!
Söysilvanian Hunger: wow, it's like Burzum, except without any of the dynamics or songwriting or interesting use of feedback and distortion! And the first pressing has a REALLY EDGY message in the liner notes haha but don't worry they weren't serious!!!!! they were kidding around!!! (Fenriz needs non-white people's money too!)
Panzersöy: the "we're out of ideas" album
All the pure BM albums after that are even more uninspired than the C-rate Darkthrone clones coming out around the same time like Craft and Katharsis.truly pathetic.
Then they went comedy rock, and that's where they remain today.
Fuck fenjizz. Fuck Cockturnal Culto. Fuck söythrone.
the only trendhopper is your mom when she hopped on my dick
R-r-r-r-rOASTED
Yes
There are bands that have been doing what they're trying to do better since they're obviously taking inspiration from earlier bands, but it still has the Darkthrone touch to it that makes the album special
>I
It must suck only being remembered for Transylvanian Hunger and Under a Funeral Moon
It must suck to know that you won't be remembered at all.
GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK
I just know. Now, listen to Havohej.
But not Ildjarn?
i have it downloaded and am planning to listen to it soon
ildjarn sucks
i have listened to everything on the chart except havohej, because the album cover looks so fucking cringe
okay good to know
>melodeath su-
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is there more stuff like electric wizard dopethrone album? i tried listening to some stoner bands but they lack heavy riffs and are kinda boring
Literally looks like pic related
if you like the repetitiveness of d-beat you'll like ildjarn
ITT: we post our favorite metal album and others guess your personality
you are the stereotypical german thrasher with long brown hair and denims
WE FELL FROM DIFFERENT CUNTS
AND YOUR SKIN, YOUR SKIN'S AN UGLY COLOR
its hard to just choose 1
All metal bands are rock bands.
You're a pinko faggot. KYS
top left by the table
based retard
Has a good job and doesn't go to many shows.
Rhymes with itch
Rick and morty metal is Allegaeon
Achatius is very based, but there's better black metal from this year.
ONE (1) STEP
OVER THE LINE
post 'em
makes me want one even more
how the fuck am I supposed to find the albums with no band name or album title on it
gimme some noise metal reccs boys
This is Dime’s best record. Why the fuck isn’t there more country metal?
Have you tried listening to white noise with a drum machine on in the background?
>mhhm, yes, this is good
>*singer starts singing*
>it's trash
Can somebody, ANYBODY rec me some bare bones raw, super melodic death/thrash that borders on power metal. kind of like slauter xstroyes or early helloween but heavier.
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all I want is a hairy french black metal gf
thanks
oh and this isn't really death thrash at all, but you might like it, and its an odd sounding home made album from 88: youtube.com
sorry, meant to quote the second post
Hemoptysis - Misanthropic Slaughter
Enbilulugugal
Exmortus - In Hatred's Flame
you are all fucking butthurts
welcome to Yea Forums
What's going on with the fake Batushka?
They're due to tour in August, but I thought they couldn't release music due to a court order?
how was my post against the rules?
>invalidates all of Death's discog with the fucking debut album
based
the faggots who are signed to dark descent records need to listen to this album again so they can actually make good music
The intro is so lame.
its kinda of lame when you peak with your debut and then never release anything as good
That art looks like one of those gross burgers with all the pits in it.
fuck off tourist
what the fuck, that's literally the best part, retard
wrong
i mean the next two albums are fucking great, and formulas and gateways are both good, but yeah it sucks they never reached 10/10 levels again
this
>best party
m8 that's fucking
maze into
lord of all fevers
into GHOULS
nothing will top that trilogy
you're right about the trilogy, but that intro is great, what's there not to like?
When I thought he couldn't get any more fucking disgusting, I had to be reminded this absolute retard manchild listens to fucking post-black metal
Pathetic
So basically metal started by 4 britbong christians (black sabbath)
Who wanted to be a rock/blues band but accidentally created a genre called heavy metal, three retards from britain who wanted to trolololololo the christians by making songs about devil worshipping, retarded bands like bathory,celtic frost,mercyful fate and hell hammer followed this sheeeeiiit, another gay band called motorhead who accidentally created speed metal and thrash. And then some gay retarded bands like possesed and death created death metal for no reason LOL it also have another shitty subgenre called slam metal. Four retards from norway who took venom's music seriously and decided to form a band called MAYHEM LOL and then this poser pagan larping idiot came... One man band called burzum (he couldn't find anyone to play with him cause his music sucks lol) his music quality is so bad that it sounds like a broken fan... Then retards like darkthrone,immortal,satyricon came.... True gay norwheigan black metal was created.... And then another retarded band called napalm death who popularized another shitty low quality no talent genre, GRINDCORE lol CORE CORE CORE fuck this band lol..... And another retarded mainstream pop band called candlemass who popularized doom metal along with skepticism,electric funeral and black sabbath and then another gay genre called alternative metal... retarded bands like soad and tool lol and then sludge metal
came in the ass, Acid bath,eye hate god,melvins and isis lol who is just another shitty tool ripoff... They also created gay post metal lol.... And then shitty groove bands accidentally helped uhh... Um... Nu- n- hmm... Okay... Here comes the worse metal genre called NU METAL lol more like no metal hahaha
Some gay retarded fags tried to mix pantera with rage against the machine and then they created nu metal... Seriously fuck this genre....
everything is great to me as i was the fag originally shilling it with edgy death opinions, its just id say that trilogy is the best part
Leprosy is just as good
Ok but you're missing out on basically Incantation by way of first wave bm
why isn't this held in the same light as Transilvanian Hunger or Under a Funeral Moon? it's honestly just as good if not better, is it because of the vocals?
how fucking wrong can you be
its good, but the riffs are much more rigid and every song is far more repetitive
point to a single fucking song on Leprosy half as good as GHOULS, it doesn't exist
>is it because of the vocals?
My bet, really bad mixing
It's because it happened right after all the shit had hit the fan at the peak of the early Norwegian black metal scene, so it inevitably got overshadowed by all the stuff going down
Imagine writing all this and thinking anyone will read it.
I’ve seen more people leading this album than Under a Funeral Moon tho and yeah it’s amazing
Its copy pasta you idiot newfag
it has some of their best riffs, you know what it actually might be my second favourite Darkthrone album after A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Not trying to larp as “lol I have sex” and this comments are annoying but today I was listening to this song while having sex exactly at the minutes and seconds in pic related and I was about to cum, the adrenaline that that part of the song gave me together with the ecstasy of spilling my cum all over my girlfriend’s tummy was one of the best sensations of my life. Serious. I will remember this forever.
listen m8 im a massive faget but I'd go
>Blaze > Panzer > Transilvanian > Under A Funeral Moon
Leprosy is better. Morbid Angel sucks.
fucking explain yourself you soiboy
mine is now
Blaze > Panzer > Under a Funeral Moon > Transilvanian Hunger
>Leprosy is better. Morbid Angel sucks.
For me it’s
>Transilvanian > Panzer > A Blaze > Under A Funeral Moon
ebin
both valid
Blaze just does a fucking lot for me
You're an immature faggot for the simple fact of knowing that.
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
It's right there on the fucking picture you fucking dumbass
HARD AS A ROCK
COLD AS ICE
Sure GHOULS fucking slays, but Altars drops in quality for the 2nd half of the album whereas Leprosy is solid throughout
>I had to be reminded this absolute retard manchild listens to fucking post-black metal
>I had to be reminded
true but
first half of altars > leprosy
and that's coming from a deathfag
Browses /fa/
i only listen to slayer
BASED
it went from a 10/10 to a 9.5/10
Evil Spells and Bleed For the Devil are still better than anything from Death
This fag is so try hard
i only listen to Avatar metal band
just because that album isnt a consistent 10/10 doesnt make it worse than a consistent 8/10 at best
the worst of Altars still tops the best of Leprosy
wow, you must really hate Death
Really? Thought Yea Forums would be more obvious.
appearances
These are his real tastes
I've been listening to Blind Guardian, I find them to be really hit or miss but the high points are fantastic
I always associate bands like dso with trendy shit t bh although Yea Forums works too
Lotta anger/emotional issues, also probably some sort of drug problem
I bet he is secretly into nsbm
you are just jealous
He has been visiting /pol/ for several years.
lol no way he just hops into the latest trends on the music and fashion industry. Like someone above said he’s just a try hard.
NEW IMMORTAL SONG HOLY SHITT
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>he doesn't have 4chanX installed
bro...
that's cringe
Is that their new bassist?
I've seen that picture before dumbass
Jesus
Anger, yes. Drug problem...I like to get drunk now and then, does that count?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S HELLOWEEN
What's the best metal about Medieval kingdoms? No Power Metal please.
THEY RAN WHEN I ROSE TO FACE THEM
it sounds closer to music and less like static
Can confirm 100%
4chanX is for faggots, fuck off shill
>Varg now has a twitter account where he LARPs as antisemetic Gandalf
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This and Consuming Impulse came out the same year. Which is better?
>referring to your mother as "girlfriend".
enjoy your shitty browsing experience, you literal retard
The reissue has much less cringy artwork
Soulless
based
This sucks. Why do people jizz themselves over this mediocre album?
I miss cosmic spooky posting
You just don’t get it, I guess.
Me too. We should start a revival.
By the year 2000 they brought nothing new to the table and yet I've seen Wolves in the Throne Room tier hipsters praise it like it's the best black metal album of all time. Is it because the band looks like a bunch of normies?
>antisemetic
Counter-Semitic
Pestilence is the best osdm band. 100%
the original is the best
Why would a band need to innovate to make an amazing album? But anyway I don’t know why you don’t think their sound was kinda refreshing, they pretty much invented “cascadian” black metal which was later expanded by WITTR, they are the mother of all this post-black bands you see nowadays.
Forgot to mention that I love this album because despite being an “atmospheric black metal” album it has a more raw production than your average album from said sub-genre, it makes it sound more unique.
>Pestilence is the best osdm band
That ain't Obituary
>they are the mother of
And there is the problem: it sounds like a woman's idea of Black Metal.
based
Well in French “band” is a feminine name so yeah it makes sense to call them “mother”.
what band is most influenced by iron maiden
>in French
The band are American, and we are speaking English. Save your "mother" comment for a French band. You could aptly start with Alcest.
Nifelheim
>this is what language genderlets tell to themselves to sleep better at night
THEY COVER UP OUR FACE
AND THEN THEY CLOSE THE
CIRCUIT BREAKER
Here's some 10/10 able-bodied cisscum heteronormative patriarchal racist sounding riffs
MMMMMMMM METALLICA
Glorious
I bet the French language caters to all 57 genders.
DEAD BLACK
ASTEROID
>in French “band” is a feminine name
It's not though
what is your favorite "no skipped tracks" album
>t. marathons albums
The only time I don't listen to full albums is if the record sucks hard enough for me to turn it off before it finishes.
surely there are albums with more songs you like though
Yeah, but that doesn't mean I skip the ones I like less.
Yeah but it cancels out with faggots like you sucking his dick
I'm asking which album has only songs that you like a lot, basically
..... you autist
Both Carnivore LP's
Both Assück LP's
Autopsy's first two LP's
Repulsion's Horrified
Mütiilation's first two LP's
A bunch of Warsore releases
Suffocation's first EP
Can you guys give me something to listen to? I've done nothing but listen to Bonded by Blood and The Years of Decay the past couple days
good stuff
Check out Metallica.
We got a comedy genius over here lads
Whiplash - Power and Pain
The Unjust - Hammerhead
Moral Decay - To Build an End
Lucifer's Heritage - Battallions of Fear
Quest Object Project - It's Danger
Gammacide - VIctims of Science
Assassin - The Upcoming Terror
Evil Army - Evil Army
Fastkill - Bestial Thrashing Bulldozer
Division Speed - Division Speed
Hopefully something new for you, friend.
does she not know shes getting her shit signed by a Nazi?
is Behemoth black metal? They sound very clean and tidy (not saying it's bad, actually they are great)
Thanks user!
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Early on yes, latter albums are blackened death metal
Nothing wrong with Nazis and she knows it.
Hello. I am the only good modern melodeath band.
They were black metal. Everything after Pandemonic Incantations is death metal. Their last 2 albums they've been dabbling in blackened death metal but they're pretty weak.
>is Behemoth black metal?
If McDonalds made Black Metal.
stop being cuban
This album is fucking faaaaantastic.
Atilla > per yngve
Facts
Cry me a fucking river
what do you mean by this
And that's a good thing.
Testimony of the Ancients>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Consuming Impulse
Consuming Impsulse is garbage and this is irrefutable
what was that? did I just hear a based opinion?
no way she doesn't know now fuck back off to Yea Forums faggot
truth
why does hell's headbangers never restock
Lol, she's not even white...
kys namefag
you remember what happened last time we had a trip fag?
i love the look on varg's face
a mix of contempt and regret
>you remember what happened last time we had a trip fag?
Refresh my memory, Bubba Dean...
He just knows she’s a North African immigrant and doesn’t know what the fuck to do
>Replies to wrong person
tripfag aka chartfag ruined this general for almost 2 weeks
4chanX is browsing AIDS, absolute garbage. Fuck off shill
cringe
Most bands do though, the first album usually has the greatest time spent in songwriting.
Shit taste
>shitty deviant art tier fan art version is better
Get AIDS faggot
This is shit compared to the OG. wtf
shill harder, kike
Go suck your "girl"friends masculine penis again, "straight" boi.
imagine gimping your own browsing experience due to mental retardation
Because country metal sucks cock
take your meds. lil weed addicted schizo zoomer hip hop head
name one benefit of that shitfest of an extension
don't have to see your gay ass meme rap youtube links
>automatic page refresh
>check statistics of the page, including individual IPs and page numbers
>expand pictures and posts by highlighting over them
>browse threads without opening a new tab
>see the name of the link provided without clicking on it
etc
>automatic page refresh
>Unique posters
>expand pictures by clicking on them
you realize half of those are already on the vanilla browser right
what the fuck is "speed metal"
Proto power metal
sneed metal
when heavy metal gets fast
A good band, but not the only good one.
post your most misogynist metal
Faster trad metal
Does anyone have the Proto-Metal chart?
nigger just go to the wiki
Looks like something from a lame metal themed comic book. The original looks nicely disgusting and weird.
Poast rare lyrics for me pls
if Hitler could see all the people that dipshits like you consider to be Nazis he'd be spinning so much in his grave that he could power a small city
>Varg, a felon using welfare to larp as a pagan - oh yeah he's a nazi
>that anglo english faggot Milo that's married to a black dude - total nazi
>the president with 9 jewish grandchildren - you bet your fucking ass he's a nazi
there are no nazis you stooge, they're just boogeymen drummed up by your neo-liberal elitist overlords
cocaine.
Based. I dont see how everyone doesnt realize this. Fucking stupid ass commies. Even their disney princess bernie used the neo liberal war machine to invade yugoslavia. Literally the ideology for amoebas
is metal but speed, speed metal
Can anyone here please recc me some sad slam death metal?
California is about to be punished. Post your best earthquake metal
What the fuck
I stumbled across some slam/doom sounding band a while ago but don't remember their name.
>he doesn't know about american naval history
i see pictures of this obscure hero of the spanish-american war everyday. at least let me share a picture of william "count grishnackh" sampson with you. fuckin jesus man
this, but also minus all the fun storytelling and imagery
>minus all the fun storytelling and imagery
?
the stories are the same. rebelling for freedom. something something flying something something soaring. concept album about discovering a planet or a alien race being destroyed.
I disagree
well I'm glad you enjoy it
He looks sort of like a young Christopher Lee
fuck up the post but whatever make another one if you care
new:
I actually like rick and morty, so I listened to that song, and it was decent; but holy shit the rest of the album is garbage. What a wasted hour of my life. Why does death metal have no depth?
You're fucking retarded to assume that was me.
As said by other lad, the useful ones of those are by default these days. I don't need your disgusting shitfest of an extension. 4chanX is a thing of the past, and only morons still shill it.