>graduates high school
>releases her debut album
>saves indie rock from the pit straight white makes sunk it up
>goes on tour, becomes an alcoholic, fucks art hoes
>quits music to play Skyrim full time
is she the perfect rockstar?
Graduates high school
literally who
Who?
>quits music
Thank god
>quits music to play Skyrim full time
kek probably the only game she can think of. fake gamers baka
man being a rich kid sounds awesome!
Are you trolling OP? Not even google image search knows this girl exists
>>quits music
did she ever really create it?
prove those stories are true
this is your brain on mediocre indie and baitposting
POST HER FUCKING NAME ALREADY! YOU NIGGER
NO ONE KNOWS WHO THIS IS
>she
>her
sweet sweet sumerchildren
she can't coz she never even ain't sucked no three dicks in 15 minutes at da nibbahood
molly rankin from alvvays
>HEY HEY
>MARRY ME ARCHIE
who?
She was ALL over mu a year ago. I don’t even like her but leave this board, tourist.
Sounds based. Who is she??
You don't know either, eh?
>>quits music to play Skyrim full time
lmao is that even real?
reminder that she's well on her way to becoming a full-time celebrity
i hope all these horny retards are baiting but its fuckin snail mail
I was thinking of putting her on in a bit. It’s not bad generic 90s sounding Pavement rock who had a street team that tried REALLY hard last summer to trigger SWMs and it didn’t work because she’s just a mediocre indie rock artist. Nothing more.
new album when
also imagine la smelle
yes
do ppl not know who this is? shes mainstream even in normie culture. and was spammed daily for months last year and well into this year
So nice. Her voice is so cute. I have lesbian problems as a straight guy.
tfw just realized Heat Wave is an ode to a wet dream
For awhile I refused to listen to her even when recommended by friends and even musicians who's music I really enjoy and respect (my mom is friend's with a fairly popular bassist from the Californian indie scene and he said he loved Snail Mail) because I just imagined I wouldn't like it.
Probably sexist of me I know. Just seeing the way she was spammed on her and seeing pictures of this little nerdy young white girl with a guitar I just for whatever reason told myself I wouldn't like her music just by the way she looked.
Finally I go on Spotify and listen to her music because I couldn't help myself.
And guess what
It's completely uncreative trite indie rock garbage with no soul or unique feel. Fucking 0/10. When there are bands like Pavement that did that sound so well 20 years ago it's like why would I ever listen to a band like Snail Mail today? Complete waste of time I can't believe that she got any kind of attention.
she sounds nothing – N O T H I N G – like pavement
You’re full of shit
You’re even MORE full of shit
That pic of her is incredibly cute btw. Did she do porn at any point in her career, by chance?
Why does she look so much cuter without the fake blonde hair?
Fuck off newfags
she's a lesbo unfortunately (fortunately?). funny thing is she looks a tiny bit like this girl in my high school marching band that i almost asked out until i found out she was a lesbian last minute. why am i attracted to lesbos, senpaitachi
Lmao I love this qt so much
>that face when i watch from the rooftop as claire pulls her 431st fast one
who?
lindsey jordan snail mail
I’ll bet she doesn’t shave down there and it smells like a fishy cornfield.
have sex
I do? That’s why I can make that call.
This.
Anybody who unironically enjoys her "music" should sit down and read some of the brain-dead lyrics that accompany it. Not that the instrumental portion really has anything going for it either. Sure OP, uninspired high school songwriting, 4/4, and pop progressions saved indie music, sure.
I doubt anyone would think she had any talent if she weren't a qt.
Read this post to your mother and see the disappointment in her eyes.
Why the fuck would I do that? I’m not a mommy’s boy. Is that why guys go gay?
Literally who?
>Anybody who unironically enjoys her "music" should sit down and read some of the brain-dead lyrics that accompany it
YOU KEEP ON SHOUTING
YOU KEEP ON SHOUTING
I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT
AND PARTY EVERY DAY
HEY HEY MAMA SAID
Disgusting lesbian baiting non binary liberals, americans are fucked.
'CAUSE I'M TNT
I'M DYNAMITE
She's probably only a lesbian for marketing purposes anyway.
Imagine they made a sex tape
Maybe I’d listen to their music in that universe
snail mail is good
god this is dumb
>she likes a game that a lot of people like so she’s a fake gamer
Based
Literally leave Yea Forums right now and go have sex. And come back when you've snapped out of your inceldom.
>didn't ask her out anyway
Never gonna make it
Your mom says she’ll be right over.
instrumentally shes pretty similar but lyrically at least her writings completely different and way less interesting than any stephen malkmus song