So basically metal started by 4 britbong christians (black sabbath) Who wanted to be a rock/blues band but accidentally created a genre called heavy metal, three retards from britain who wanted to trolololololo the christians by making songs about devil worshipping, retarded bands like bathory,celtic frost,mercyful fate and hell hammer followed this sheeeeiiit, another gay band called motorhead who accidentally created speed metal and thrash. And then some gay retarded bands like possesed and death created death metal for no reason LOL it also have another shitty subgenre called slam metal. Four retards from norway who took venom's music seriously and decided to form a band called MAYHEM LOL and then this poser pagan larping idiot came... One man band called burzum (he couldn't find anyone to play with him cause his music sucks lol) his music quality is so bad that it sounds like a broken fan... Then retards like darkthrone,immortal,satyricon came.... True gay norwheigan black metal was created.... And then another retarded band called napalm death who popularized another shitty low quality no talent genre, GRINDCORE lol CORE CORE CORE fuck this band lol..... And another retarded mainstream pop band called candlemass who popularized doom metal along with skepticism,electric funeral and black sabbath and then another gay genre called alternative metal... retarded bands like soad and tool lol and then sludge metal came in the ass, Acid bath,eye hate god,melvins and isis lol who is just another shitty tool ripoff... They also created gay post metal lol.... And then shitty groove bands accidentally helped uhh... Um... Nu- n- hmm... Okay... Here comes the worse metal genre called NU METAL lol more like no metal hahaha Some gay retarded fags tried to mix pantera with rage against the machine and then they created nu metal... Seriously fuck this genre.... Edition
Everyone take a look at the Death Metal chart for a minute. Notice how all the bands are different? Some of you prefer it this way. Now we have to decide on the best album from each band. Can you do that? Better yet, find fucking any "Literally who?" bands on this chart and replace them with something more popular.
To the user who was working on the Black Metal chart, I suggest you do this: Change the Conqueror album to the original red one. Replace Craft with Thorns Change Transylvanian Hunger with Under a Funeral Moon Replace At the Heart of Winter with Pure Holocaust Replace Inquisition with Into the Infernal Regions. Replace Judas Iscariot with Cold Earth Swept Below Replace Mutiilation Vampires with Remains Replace Revenge with Infiltration.Downfall.Death Replace Satyricon with Dark Medieval Times Replace Ulver with Nattens Madrigal Do that and the chart is done.
Like I said from earlier. Both of these albums are great, I just prefer Final Holocaust because it has a rawer sound. Also, the album cover looks better.
doesn't have to be concept albums, as long as the album has a good handful of spooky stories. my favorite example is the first 2 saint vitus albums. the first helloween album too. kai hansen is my favorite singer
Elijah Butler
>Black Sabbath invented heavy metal Stopped reading there
thanks. opening track gives me silent hill 2 vibes will do, thank you
Jace Jones
Here are the best songs from each album, in my opinion. Final Holocaust has rawer production: youtube.com/watch?v=FO43a3agAoI Enjoy the Violence has more variety: youtube.com/watch?v=BDiryhkXg3M Both of them are fucking riff machines. I juster prefer the rawer production of Final Holocaust more.
ALL THE BULLSHIT COUNTRIES WHO THINK THEY'LL BEAT THE GIANT WORLD PEACE IN UPHEAVAL WE'LL NUKE 'EM TO THE STONA AGE, SEND THE MESSAGE CLEAR YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE EAGLE
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE THEN PACK YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE USA FOR USA U S A S A
The riffs have so much fucking power to them. Jesus Christ. Earthquake Causing Riffs here! Just listen: >0:35 youtube.com/watch?v=bxZK88Yo644 >2:59 youtube.com/watch?v=cVzILOAMf8U This fucking album is filled to the brim with riffs and it came out in 1990? Wow. How can you still pick Enjoy the Violence after listening to this?
By the way, I'm still looking for recs for the Death Metal chart. Did you guys even look at it? It's probably the best out of all of them I did so far. I need your help to refine it a bit.
Fucking filter me right now if you are bothered by this! Jesus Christ. Stop being stupid! It takes quite a bit of fucking effort to make charts like this! You fucking retards don't fucking seem to understand that!
You guys can listen to Immolation! I am going to listen to some chad metal! LOL!
Andrew Price
Incantation but both are great
Nathaniel Myers
That's because it isn't just flower power with harsh vocals. It's hardly even melodeath.
Thomas Taylor
Now THIS is what chads listen to! I am going to point out ALL the riffs in this legendary song! Are you ready? Here we go! >0:00 >0:49 >1:12 >1:26 >1:35 >2:19 >2:58 (holy fuck!) Yeah... Stick to Immolation you retards! LMAO!
What the fuck happened to this general What would wonderbeast and witchy think of this bullshit preacher is rolling in his grave even dmshareguy was tolerable but this new era of faggotry is over the damn line
Liam Anderson
I still can't get over that riff at 2:58 There is so much fucking power behind it!
gonna see his band (touring supporting Obituary whom i don't care for much) in october because my friend wants to go. should be fun, hope the new album is decent
Isaac Nguyen
>tfw bullied RABM poster despite the fact that he actually posted music I'm sorry. I didn't realise.
The most important question now is how do we drive the one that shall not be named into full blown over the top mad flute fhtagn!? So that someone will eventually lock him up under a false name in some institution where he belongs?
Connor Murphy
>21 >death, black >whenever ive got cash >whenever i get opportunity (sometimes i only manage to buy ticket for sitting spot and venue doesnt allow to go from sitting to circle
Owen Phillips
Samefagging fucks with people so much it’s not even funny.
Luke Rodriguez
Why do you guys hate the chartanon? He seems like a nice guy.
Matthew Martinez
>23 >Black/Death/Prog and combinations of those >maybe once a month >crowdsurf no, mosh yes
Tyler Gonzalez
>25 >Hardcore, Crossover >At least once a month >That's the point of Hardcore
Samefagging to get the ball rolling.
Juan Murphy
He’s fucking hilarious! I only come to /metal/ now just for him.
Zachary Morales
I'm not really into that scene, I heard that moshing and crowdsurfing is frowned upon at Black Metal shows, is that true?
Liam Gonzalez
Yeah, it baffles me why people want to get rid of him.
Tyler Ross
This user i would probably want to drink beer and break some bones with.
Bentley Hughes
stop samefagging chartanon. we get it.
Brody Allen
>22 >black/industrial/goth/death-doom/melo death >never >never
Cooper Collins
>crowdsurfing is frowned upon at Black Metal shows, is that true? wouldnt know, last opportunity i had to check black metal show was when emperor played in my country couple weeks ago but i had no cash there were circle pits probably because polish people love to mosh at metal shows
Ryder King
It depends on how "KVLT" the band in question is. Some just want to have fun and people mosh whenever they like
Liam Morris
Likewise! What bands are you into?
Hunter King
meant for
Easton Harris
>19 >death, black, thrash >never >never
James Kelly
Out of curiosity, is it that you can't go to shows or that you don't feel the need to?
Jason Thomas
I'm not a very sociable so i don't like festivals, i prefer concert venues if i really want to see a band i like
Nolan Cruz
Listening to Hammerheart makes me feel happy for some reason. Anything similar?
I went to an Emperor gig at Hellfest 2017 with a black metal fan friend of mine, we saw a guy in a penguin disguise try to crowdsurf, everybody punched him in the ribs and insulted him until he got down. I tried really hard get into the music but Black Metal just doesn't connects with me.
Charles Howard
Mostly the very hardcore sounding and old crossover bands like Concrete Sox, Doctor And The Crippens, Krixhjälters, Legion Of Parasites etc. You? Have some crossover. youtube.com/watch?v=0_0obXdBJS0
im not very sociable either but there's something cool about being surrounded by people that enjoy same stuff
Robert Collins
Do any of you have a Yea Forums pass? Is it worth buying?
Ayden Jackson
You get a sense of belonging. People love that feel.
Ayden Cox
I had one last year it's good if you shitpost a lot (30 sec to respond instead of 1 min) and are tired of captchas
Samuel Edwards
Hatebreed has been one of my favourite bands for 5 years now. Last year I discovered Get The Shot, huge revelation. I'm more into the metal sounding side of Hardcore, Terror being a perfect example. I've yet to dig into old school HxC. Other cool relatively recent bands I like include Power Trip, Harm's Way, Knocked Loose, Judiciary, Broken Teeth and Kublai Khan
Is wacken any good got invited this year but never been there before
Owen Brooks
It’s only good if you want to shitpost.
Lincoln Torres
I'm not very sociable i don't really know i'm not very comfortable with large crowds and social settings
Owen Johnson
just see lineup, overall it should be fun just like rock am ring/hellfest/download etc, but to get most out of it you just got to know lineup and when each band's playing so you can see all the juicy stuff
Nathan Flores
I think you will be find if you hang around people with similar interests to you.
Carter Jackson
same here, I saw Decapitated last October and it was so fucking loud it took the enjoyment out of it a bit, I was going to see Melvins last month but they cancelled their European tour due to their drummer having a back injury, majorly sucks, I should be seeing Sleep in October though
Andrew Garcia
I'm familiar with the lineup and some bands do seem enticing, I was just wondering about the ambience, the feel of the whole thing
Jayden Morris
I’m more of an introvert. Concerts aren’t that enjoyable.
Asher Russell
same, I'd rather listen to music alone in my room with headphones than go to a loud and busy concert
Lincoln Turner
>21 >black metal >always >no mosh, no core, no fun, no trends
depends on weather, i bet festivals can get really tiring if its dry and hot, everyone always stresses how important it is to take a lot of liquids with you dont drink too much beer during hot sunny days with no clouds you know the drill, all the things ur parents will tell ya
Isaac Harris
Even without my trip. You guys still recognize me?
Isaac Diaz
Paying attention to detail is very important to me.
Xavier Campbell
This describes me perfectly.
David Hill
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I like shitposting for some reason. Other people think it’s stupid.
Robert Miller
I used to be like this, I don't know what caused the shift but I find social environments much more enjoyable than ever all of the sudden
Luis Brooks
How did you go from being an introvert to an extrovert?
You should maybe check out the old school bands of metalcore before you dig into the older d-beat and hardcore punk, by the looks of it might be more up your alley. Unless you are brave enough for Shitlickers and GISM. Nothing wrong with Get The Shot but the vocals kinda ruined the tough guy style which i prefer. You should take the old japanese hardcore and fastcore pills anyway and listen to more of both. youtube.com/watch?v=dH6qvPANaDo youtube.com/watch?v=nuXvQlDAg-c
Again, I dunno. I just felt like hanging out with a friend I haven't seen in a very long time and once I did, I started going out more and more, talking to more and more people, getting more active at work, going to bars, concerts, festivals, etc
I only go out if I feel I need to, like to buy thing I need other than that I don't understand the enjoyment of going out
Matthew Gutierrez
same desu not the guy you were talking to but for me change began when i changed my world view about changing the world i started realizing that changing self (without changing your belief set) is best way of making change little steps and interactions that create positive impact in society, you're nice to someone he gets touched by the nice and spreads nice to others this is very gay thing to post on /meal/ but i find it true when applied to my life when i go to shows ill get these little talks going like >"hey man what do you think they'll play?" >"i hope they play x" >"where can i buy beer" >"wanna kill some fucking jews?"
Nolan Mitchell
>all that wrong in one paragraph
Matthew Bennett
Hey, Kickback is from my country! French personal pride along with Rise Of The Northstar. I must I admit I prefer my hardcore to be a bit slower-paced with cool breakdowns, hence hatebreed, Get The Shot and Terror
any decent sized festival is a lot of fun, you just gotta be careful not to go too ham on drinking or whatever drug you do so you still feel fine the next day
Adam White
I think the biggest change in personality I've experienced was maybe a year or more ago, when I felt like shit at all times, zero motivation to do anything or speak to anyone. Gonna post some gay shit now so ye be warned. The reason why I changed is the realization of self-importance, or rather lack thereof. One day I was looking at the sky when there was a really nice cloud formation and I thought to myself "maybe the world isn't so bad after all". Since then I've come to terms how unimportant I am in the grand scheme of things, how the meaning of life and your purpose aren't true, how I don't really matter. And once I let go of those thoughts, I felt like a big weight was dropped from my shoulders and I felt liberated. Since then, all I wanted was to live my life and having fun while doing so
Ian Ross
Incantation Immolation is the most boring popular death metal band, besides Bolt Thrower
Nathaniel Gomez
Dude >One day I was looking at the sky when there was a really nice cloud formation and I thought to myself "maybe the world isn't so bad after all" stop stealing moments from MY life, THE FUCKING CLOUDS, get me everytime You dropped some real talk though, people being assholes usually happens because they think anything they say has any weight or consequence to it, when reality is the only impact they make is lowering the quality of nice in the world. Stopping giving a shit about what others might think, or what you SHOULD be because hard set standards of society expect you to be that is the true beginning of a way to happiness Also - metal for this feel: youtube.com/watch?v=t9VeWHu6ztg
Andrew Wright
Are you guys going to help with the chart now? I don’t feel like acting like a psychologist.
Asher Baker
(me) >when reality is the only impact they make is lowering the quality of nice in the world *in the immediate moment they say it lost train of thought for a moment there
/metal/ therapist edition chartanon, look what you did.
Samuel Wright
stop fucking with peoples emotions, chartanon.
Landon Butler
All of these people have felt the wraith of chartanon. The chartanon has fucked with you in some way.
Chase Diaz
>t. chartanon
Ryan Wright
hey you're right, but that's what he was after you cant be surprised somebody planned action based on reaction and got the reaction he planned for thats like putting on retard mask and then being surprised people call you retard i mean, your fucking mask worked
If it weren’t for samefagging, the chartanons trolling tactics wouldn’t work.
Gavin Reed
>trolling tactics that gets me every time
Jaxson Williams
Aren’t these posts off-topic? Mods? Hello?
Ayden Hernandez
I really wish it was clear on what is considered off-topic.
Anthony Brooks
Isn’t samefagging against the rule’s, too? You can’t just pretend to be someone else the whole thread.
Charles Anderson
who cares
Parker Gonzalez
I don’t know. I find it fun, though.
Jose Robinson
this
Carter Young
It’s the mods fault for not making this clear enough.
Jaxon Scott
samefagging is like patting your own back or even worse, patting your own back and then bragging that your back got pat just fucking stop, its trolling 101 for lowest common denominators low IQ and low effort
Eli Jenkins
I am so frustrated right now. I need a mod to explain this.
Angel Diaz
I mean, it might be low effort but people keep falling for it for some reason.
Can the mods even ban me for this? Where does it say samefagging is a bannable offence?
Nolan Nguyen
people fall for it because its like if someone shit on your table when you're trying to eat and then you're like HAHAHAHA LOL WHY YOU TRY TO CLEAN UP YOUR TABLE, I ONLY SHIT ON IT getting reaction out of planned action is same level as all those prank videos on YT sad!
Carson Reyes
Look, I’ll stop samefagging if the mods can prove to me that it’s bannable.
Luis Rogers
well, how were you banned last time?
Cameron Rogers
Spamming is a violation of the rules retard
Luke Hughes
Here’s the thing though, my posts are ON TOPIC ITS NOT SPAM
Adam Fisher
it is spam
Kevin Reed
Prove it
Noah Stewart
you were banned for it
Adrian Rivera
>replying to yourself and posting 5 posts in a row isn't spam Your charts are shit and you are a retard Give up already
Oliver Cruz
I was banned for calling people niggers
Cooper Gomez
What do you mean? Can you explain this to me? I have autism.
Jack Campbell
I really need an explanation for this. Mods, please don’t ban me but explain the rules too me.
Liam Rivera
I can’t be the only one who is frustrated about this, right?
Ethan Nguyen
nobody is going to spoonfeed you read the fucking rules and FAQ, its up there on homepage and while you're going there be careful not to trip over your dads cock
Brody Fisher
Come on, guys! The mods don’t explain this shit well enough. You should be pissed off, too!
Matthew Moore
Linkin Park is the best metal band and there is nothing you can do to prove me wrong.
LEIPZIG COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON JOIIIIIIIIN UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS PURE FUCKINGARMARMAGEDDON
>24 >Death/Doom/Heavy but I'm very open to other extreme and melodic genres as long as they aren't Djent or do stuff ironically (Metal is about honesty, want to make comedy tracks? want to wear crazy outfits? Do it, and own up to it, fucking coward.) >When I have money or opportunity EG. Almost never, doesn't help everybody I knew on the local scene moved on and I know none of the new people. >When the chance arrives, sure, no crowdsurfing tho, do you wanna get fingered by a mob? LMAO.
Xavier Mitchell
But I listened to this today
Landon Clark
Ambivert actually. I can't believe it myself either.
