Girl asks me what kind of music I listen to

>nick drake, charlie parker, and john coltrane, how about you?
plan two or three and dont lie

>girl literally tells me straight up she thinks i'm cute and wants me to fuck her
>sends me a nude
>still too autistic to do it and ghost her

help me friends

Haha what an unlucky guy you are. And me, I don't have to deal with all this because last time I had a serious conversation with a girl was in 2015..

Based

I uh, I listen to shoegaze, experimental stuff...heh

Attached: 1556812793345.jpg (970x545, 771K)

mostly deathcore and eminem, hbu?

stop larping at one in the morning on fucking 4channel for starters

"Y'know, a little bit of everything"

>central time
howdy cleetus

i''m unironically not larping
girl was kinda fat so i was hesitant a bit, didn't want to drive 20 minutes, said fuck it whatever not worth it. i'm that kind of person
and it's 11 pm where i'm at. west coast best coast

jreg is a cool dude

just tell the truth, fucking pussy

The Smiths every time

based jreg

Imagine being too autistic to tell what music you like

Attached: 1540772322880.png (756x679, 309K)

I say, "Ginuwine if the girl is fine, works every time" and then I roll my wheelchair up close to her.

>noisecore, grindcore, lolicore and the list goes on...

Wouldn't it be funny if you said your favorite band was My pet Scorpion and someone understood what you were talking about
haha

Imagine not being autistic enough to just not respond and not look her in the eye till she walks away while sighing:"wtf....".

Attached: punpun.jpg (236x330, 10K)

oh hey i like jreg op

I'm sure that was the idea behind, Who, Guess Who & Them

There's nothing pretentious about classical. It's just fucking music.

Mumble rap is super normie dude

Mumble rap is the modern day equivalent of Insane Clown Posse so no, unless you want to live in a trailer park.

>"what are you doing user?"
>mention i'm listening to 20 minute long song
>"oh you like pink floyd"
>"yeah, it's call prog rock"
>"i love pink floyd user!"
>send her links to some entry level prog songs
>includes roundabout
>"oh isn't that the lame to be continued meme song"
>"this stuff sounds fucking awful user"
i'm gonna die alone

Attached: gabriel.png (985x923, 1.02M)

Nah there's nothing special or good about liking mumble rap

>"what music do you like user?"
>"uhh m-mostly atmospheric stuff... some indie rock..."
>"oh like arctic monkeys"
>"haha yeah..."

this was literally the only time i had a conversation with a girl about music. 6 years ago

>say death grips
>she is a choke me daddy type girl
>she loves it
>she invites me over
>too stressed out to maintain an erection

Attached: )).jpg (411x467, 115K)

years ago i literally answered the meme answer "everything"

oh no... i'm sorry brother

Meh I don't have a preference but I tend to almost exclusively listen to female vocalists save for a few local artists I enjoy who are men. Right now though I mostly listen to German music because I need to practice my understanding.

Me? Oh, nothing special. Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Egor Letov, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Brötzmann, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Nang Nang, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Nara Leão, Basic Channel, Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Noah Howard, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Lula Côrtes e Zé Ramalho, Boyd Rice, Mahmoud Ahmed, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Aporea, Half Japanese, Mega Banton, Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Robbie Basho, Phil Spector, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krüsi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Yat-Kha, Loren Mazzacane Connors, Pärson Sound, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, Arthur Doyle, Shizuka, The Red Krayola, Henry Cow, Magma, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Murmuüre, Ksiezyc, Gong, Cukor Bila Smert', cLOUDDEAD, Muslimgauze, Kaoru Abe, the list goes on and on

this is true

So what's the best anti-centrist music?

>It's called Brainbombs now suck my cock, cunt
based
/thread

I always forget "shoegaze" is not a real word, and just leaves people more confused than usual

your fault for listening to memes

imagine talking to a girl

Attached: 10712927_699746970135215_5402009550054497313_n.jpg (651x720, 50K)

>that pic
wtf I'm gay now

>asked by 7/10 what I listen to
>say something like "all sorts of shit but I'm really into this band called Neutral Milk Hotel atm"
>"oh that's a cool name"
>tell her it's folk-rock and autistically explain my read of the themes
>tfw she's interested and not immediately turned off
>tfw we eventually date
>tfw I lost my virginity because of NMH

Attached: _20190704_164914.jpg (1077x1757, 136K)

imagine talking to anybody

Attached: punsuperagitato.gif (350x350, 850K)

unironically me

i eventually forced myself to expand my horizons, so now i just say alt rock and list off whatever.

Stereolab - The Noise of Carpet

Imagine talking

Attached: Screenshot_20190704-111838_Samsung Internet.jpg (1071x1090, 425K)

Wife the first girl you find that enjoys Suppers Ready in its entirety

Attached: 65D10D77-4912-49FD-A253-0B6107A9F453.jpg (820x820, 140K)

What a stupid question, nobody ever asks what kind of movies you like because it's assumed you're open minded.

Pink Floyd are not prog rock, so you deserved it.

unironically, unapologetically and unabashedly this

I have over 500 gb's of music in my collection, female. A more appropriate question would be, "what do I not listen to?"

got em!

I'm very eclectic so I could listen to noise rock or shoegaze as I could listen to glitch or IDM as I could listen to hip-hop or Drone or Dark Ambient or Classical or some Free Jazz and maybe even some Power Electronics while it's good. Yeah I know, I'm pretty cool.

Good ol' hard rock Sweetcheeks. You wanna cuddle?

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 201K)

Hindustani Avant Prog

The only person in this thread who has been laid.

Classical is pretentious

>I primarily listen to classical
>it would be dishonest to pretend that some passable but basic rock bands represent my taste
>I don't want to appear too pretentious
have sex

for me it's hoobastink / nickleback / 3 doors down

Based jreg poster

Based

Based, ignore desperate fatties