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Mayhem is the best black metal band, and this is their best release
How are the charts looking?
Did we decide on which charts we are going to add on the Roll Chart?
My charts are pretty much done. I just need DoomAnon to fill me in on what's going on.
Shitskins, nigger lovers, and kikes are not welcome.
given this young man's obvious slavic heritage a russian NSBM band would have been much more suitable
No more brother wars, and no, southron meds aren't European due to their obvious mixture with niggers.
>weird looking slav kid
>still has a higher iq than most niggers
Absolutely based
Nazi Slavs love to larp as Germanic descendants t bh
I'm a kike and listen to Burzum come and fight me you fat racist pig
Archspire is modern wanky tech death that was spawned off by Necrophagist's Epitaph and Spawn of Possession, but they do it right, their shit actually has memorable riffs and cool melodies, they only have like 3 albums, listen to them in release order, their lastest, Relentless Mutation, is probably the best release in that modern style of tech death..
Nah, I'll let you live your life knowing that you'll always be hated.
Mayhem is probably the only second wave black metal band whose discography I haven’t touched at all
>
Niggers love to larp as humans and you don't have a problem with that
Nice picture of yourself
watch any russian twitch streamer and you will take this back
they're the best one though
Where's that "rent-free" faggot now?
Don't you see what's happened?
melodeath sucks
Nice banter, Vlad.
racism has no place in metal
you quite literally are not missing anything
possibly the most overrated metal band to ever exist
you guys have listened to too many racist-sounding riffs
I listened to their first releases and I wasn’t impressed at all tb h
Yeah all the songs I’ve listened from that band haven’t impressed me at all
I grew up in some real slummy parts of Eastern Europe. Still would rather go back than have to live in a neighborhood full of darkies and high crime.
Hey DoomAnon,
We need to know about the current situation of the Roll Chart.
Are we ready to start making it? What else has to be done?
Let me know.
I haven’t taken a shit in two days
Call the Prune Brothers
Stop being stressed
Exercise more, eat more greens
Where is God? I miss the chap, even though I wanna defeat him with the might Satan has granted me
Gaahl I already told you that you should stop posting
post the last 5 albums you've listened to
I will fuck Gaahl in the butt, no homo style however. He's not the only satanist around
I'll just post the one I'm listening to now
Holy shit he's obsessed, how can he still be so mad?
I love how he was afraid of getting banned again, so he only spammed the previous thread for a little while. And now, just ten minutes after the new one was created, he's here again.
I guess that's one way to spend your summer.
To lazy to sensor the rest
This album would be pretty good without the annoying shrieking vocals
what's the album on the bottom left?
Are these the 10 charts that are going to be added?
Black Metal
Death Metal
Thrash Metal
Power Metal
Viking/Folk Metal
Sludge Metal
Technical/Brutal Death Metal
Grind
War Metal
Traditional Metal
I have all the charts completed for these.
*plays bass on your favorite tech death album*
Kvelgeyst one of my favorite releases of the year
Still love that Insomnium album even though I haven't listened to them in a long time
I don't know if I should post them all here, though.
I'll wait for you DoomAnon.
>you can earn money by acting like a retard in front of the camera
who would have thought?
yeah, I literally heard it today for the first time and it's great
>acting
Actually, are we going to add 20 charts instead of 10?
Maybe we should do that instead.
Your call, DoomAnon.
Added to what
cheers
Definitely my favorite melodeath album, I even prefer it over the 90s classics
When I was at scout camp the food was so shitty I would poo like once a weak
Have you seen the Roll Chart we made?
>acting
What's some gopnik/bydlo metal?
Oh right nevermind
DJ Oguretz
What the fuck is all the all-female Japanese power metal shit all about
man, driving in the highway and passing the slow drivers with this album feels pretty fucking good
more albums with the same feeling?
What's the "omg aphex twin!!!" of metal music?
I think we should work on 20 charts. 10 doesn't seem to be enough.
>eastern europe is basically le funny slav meme
nah, its just poor
>*listens to discharge once*
this
Be nice to Ghaal, his latest album is good
I don't know why, but for some reason some people think the charts I'm making are my personal best charts.
>*listens to motörhead once*
Is that Mark Hollis?
You're starting to be a nuisance, kid. Play nice now or I will personally make sure you never post on this website ever again for the rest of your life.
There's a reason why I am getting you guys to help me with the charts. The charts are called the BEST because the albums are highly regarded.
It has nothing to do with my personal opinion.
based
I'm waiting to hear from DoomAnon about this.
Hopefully he will come here soon and we can figure all of this out.
i like you man c:
ignorw the haters
any new slam that has the old sound
Most d-clone bands are pretty shit, not anticimex though
If I really wanted to make my own personal best chart, I would have done that already.
You guys are confusing these charts.
Stop.
Updated Power chart
(changed iced earth album, moved flotsam to trad chart and replaced with iron savior)
Eat vegetables, walk around, drink water, don't eat flour products for a couple of days.
Are you the DoomAnon?
trad chart (replaced number of the beast with s/t, added flotsam, removed newer heavy metal band)
I don't know if I love this cover or hate it
sup
Hello there, buddy. We gotta work on the Roll Chart. What's the current situation? Are we ready to do this?
I feel like my life is going nowhere fast, guys. Metal for this feel?
ive been reverse engineering your charts since you got banned so that they only include 1 artist. Here's the grind chart, also picked up where you left off on the folk chart... also sludge chart is near completion
I am not going to spam again. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
me too bud, listen to some Grief or Eyehategod
I'd suggest replacing Blood Fire Death with an actual viking metal album, perhaps Hammerheart
Don't know if AiC counts as metal but well
Medeival Steel should be on this chart. Replace Trouble (doom album) with The Lord Weird Slough Feg - Traveller. Replace Satan's Hollow with Dark Quarterer - The Etruscan Prophecy.
Despite their name Slugdge aren't sludge metal they're death metal
Looking for some black metal recs
Same here but for three days and a while ago i shat a brick so fat my ass was bleeding and with so much pain
Metal for this feel?
Oh shit.
If we are only going to do one album per band, we have to completely rework the charts!
I'm fine with that though as long as someone is willing to help me.
Bolt Thrower has more than one album as well as Death.
This should be fun trying to decide on the best album from each band.
How disappointing was it when Abbath was was in a video game without any black metal?
Guitar hero sucks and that's that
We should probably start a new thread and work on one chart at a time.
The Death Metal Chart needs to have 100 different bands on it now.
Some people prefer that, though. So it may actually work out.
I don't mind helping
I guess ill continue working on the 5 i posted, and you work on the other 5? Here is the 10 final genres for those unaware. Go ahead and start the thread
Are you guys ready to decide on which album is the best from each band?
This is going to be VERY interesting.
I'm going to say that Leprosy is the best Death album.
Hey guys, I'm trying out death metal vocals over instrumentals I found on youtube. I've been doing this about a week, how do you think I'm progressing? Any suggestions for what I should try to sound like?
Leprosy isn't my favourite but it's their best early album for sure and is their most purest death metal release
excuse me but Death's best album is Individual Thoght Patterns
Ok.
We are going to COMPLETELY rework the Death Metal chart so it has 100 different bands on it now.
Does everyone understand that?
I'll start the new thread soon.
This will be nice
kill yourselves
THISFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIN SYSTEM
LIKE A RAPED ASS
>YOU
>BRING
>ME
>PAIN
Get in:
>MAKE
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>DAY
>CUNT
SCANDINAAVIAAAAAAAAAAAAN
YAAAAW
BREAKEEER
WICTIMS OF A BOMB RAID
WICTIMS OF A BOMB RAID
listen to Devourment
This was one of the greatest parts of this game, and the bonus songs.
Well they are on MetalArchives
Why didn'd psychedelic black metal catch on? There are these guys, Hail Spirit Noir and A Forest of Stars, but not much else
VICTIMS OF A BOOMERANG
VICTIMS OF A BOOMERANG
Wow I didn't know I needed that
you listened to some?
also Entropia
I'm listening to Take as Needed for Pain
not him
listen to in the name of suffering as well
I made a drone album, what do you guys think?
based, that's my favourite of theirs
sucks
because atmoshit sucks
Because it actually requires a lot of talent to creat good psyche
post the best melodeath albums
Slaughter of the Soul need not apply
Nocturnal by The Black Dahlia Murder is the only melodeath album worth my time
WHAT ARE YOU BLASTAAAANG FAGGOTS!!??
Will you bring down the bogs bro?
Wrong
There is no such thing as TOO many racist sounding riffs, only NOT enough.
how is hof soi
high on fire is based as fuck
CALL OF THE WINTERMOOOOOON
their shows are filled with numales
>Ulcerate and Waste of Space Orchestra are sludge
kek
Retard
>retard
only nu-males go outside
No its human
>elvenKing’s worst album
Kalmah-They Will Return
Noumena-Myyrs
In Flames-Lunar Strain
Anyone heard Stormlords new album?
On par with Mare Nostrum and I believe this song is the greatest thing they’ve written. The keys in the background are incredible.
Forgot pic.
Post redditcore
mastodon
Ghost
Blowpeth
Reddit hates popular bands. When will Yea Forums stop thinking that there is that many differences between the two sites?
This would be a masterpiece if the drummer wasn't so fucking boring
The first two At the Gates albums are the best melodeath has to offer
Behemoth
post what you're blasting pussy
>tfw TSD was my fav
when Yea Forums figures out how to use reddit
well i just listened to pic related for the first time and i had a blast
How the fuck are slav nazis real? Have these dribbling retards never heard of Generalplan Ost?
what is the best marduk album and why is it panzer division?
pleb taste, it's actually Those of the Unlight
>t. metallum
Black Metal with good production pretty much defeats the purpose of Black Metal t bh senpai and it’s therefore shit
I wasn't even aware that it's the highest rated on there, but either way they are correct
they obviously are the dumb europeans
based pearl jammer
what do you guys think?
if it doesnt have tremolo picking and blast beats from start to finish i won't listen to it
where the fuck is everyone?
Dead
>tfw just started dating Bowsette
What metal will she like bros?
ARE YOU DEAD?!
Morbid Angel or Mayhem
Can someone rec some good post black metal or post black metal essentials? Recently discovered the genre through pic related and want to get a better feel for it.
be creative!
LEAVE
ETSUBATSU
Is there a stigma around it or something? I had never heard of it before.
we all got big titty goth gfs
Here's what I suggest.
Change the Conqueror album to the original red one.
Replace Craft with Thorns
Change Transylvanian Hunger with Under a Funeral Moon
Replace At the Heart of Winter with Pure Holocaust
Replace Inquisition with Into the Infernal Regions.
Replace Judas Iscariot with Cold Earth Swept Below
Replace Mutiilation Vampires with Remains
Replace Revenge with Infiltration.Downfall.Death
Replace Satyricon with Dark Medieval Times
Replace Ulver with Nattens Madrigal
Do that and the chart is done.
This reminds me of the days on Pojo telling people what to change in their yugioh decklists
major cringe
this is the superior Judas Iscariot release
What the fuck is that?
Is there a blackened thrash chart?
whatever, man. R/metal is legit. Or at least it was when I posted there back in the day.
sepülchral thrash chart.
close enough.
Fuck off with your low IQ wojack memes.
and yet they love all the prog bands that are super popular
i'm 99% certain they voted Blackwater Park as the best metal album of the 00s
that's because it is
Just like Yea Forums would. It’s not about hating a certain band, it’s about pretending to hate that band to make yourself look more “trve”
this, it's pathetic really
Really? Not Thorns? Thorns is the best and it's not even close
i only hate bands that get way more credit than they deserve
there's hundreds of bands better than opeth and mastodon and baroness that never see the light of day
Sadness is so sick
based
new music when
What that album is apparently.
name one
Not that user but are you really trying to say there aren't better bands than Opeth and Mastodon?
>had a dream that Snorre was my flatmate
>all he fucking did all day was play tabletop games with a bunch of stoners
fucking hell
whats the deal with this guy
is it autism?
only a few in my opinion
When GRRM releases The Winds of Winter
weird that i'm reading those books now lol
Do you mean in general or for Prog Metal?
Cool, well enjoy the 3rd grade.
YOU HEARD YOUR KING HE'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR
in general, Opeth are a top 10 band for me idgaf
don't worry I will
IS THAT THE WAY YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?!
based
The slav nazis for sure but slavs are strong
Where the fuck is Master Control you retarded faggot
Heartwork, Stones Reach, and Arghoslents discography. Maybe oracle moon too
Dark Folk is the most metal non-metal genre. change my mind
Was just watching a movie.
Based, but I'm not entirely sure how to define dark folk and differentiate it from other neofolk type stuff.
>stones reach
replace Summoning - Stronghold with Minus Morgul
>kid
>kid
>kid
>kid
>kid
>kid
why are metal lyrics so cringey?
Breath and Benis isn’t bad. Reach just has more killer riffs. From Scythe To Scepter is better than anything on BaB
I don't think so, Stronghold is their best hands down and a top 10 black metal album
because you touch yourself at night
>Stronghold is their best
I disagree. Good album but Minus Morgul and Let Mortal Heroes Sing your Fame are better imo
By Moon and Star is legit the best song they’ve written. Besides Held in Hollows which is only good for the fucking based riff in the middle of the song.
Good question.
>Dragged Into Sunlight - Hatred for Mankind (2009)
>The Chasm - Procession to the Infraworld (2000)
are you even trying
I’ve been calling this album Storm of Light’s Bane for years and am now only realising it’s actually called Storm of THE Light’s Bane
Why did nobody correct me
Have I been looking foolish all these years
I've been following you around for years chuckling in the shadows.
not even close
Kindly reminder that Thrash Metal is the best metal subgenre and the pinnacle of metal as a whole.
Btw posting my favorite thrash album ever.
>not death metal
also that album is overrated
I think there’s an argument to be made that thrash is the perfect distillation of traditional metal and the most versatile of all types of metal. You can do anything with it
post songs that make you moist
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fug, wrong link
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kek
Rust In Peace is the greatest metal album across any genre
"No!"
Thrash is kind of middle of the road as far as genres go, it's heavy enough to be clearly distinct from rock music but it's not so extreme that it can't be played among non-metalheads.
In term of versatility, black, death, even doom are all way more diverse in execution and themes than thrash.
Deathrash and black thrash give you the best of both worlds
Yeah you’d have to be retarded to think that Thrash is more diverse than black
In the Trad metal chart fren
Alright faggots let's settle this once and for all
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Trippy metal recs?
>tfw straight edge but love stoner metal
I think the term stoner is just to describe the slowness of the songs rather than actually being a stoner
>the term stoner is just to describe the slowness of the songs
Ah yes, all those dreadfully slow Kyuss songs
Wait...
>trying to argue that stoner isnt slow
Ironic, i smoke weed everyday and stoner metal sucks balls
It doesn't really have to be and it's not where the name comes from. The whole reason the subgenre exists is because Electric Wizard and Sleep made marijuana and getting stoned a major part of their band's aesthetic in the early 90s. And the main reason they did that is because Black Sabbath made songs like Sweet Leaf back in the 70s.
>NS
cringe
>Sabaton
based
Can you retards stop calling everything that doesn't sound br00tal "pop metal" or even "pop rock"? Do you even know what pop metal is?
Without the slow riffs it's just heavy metal my dude
Being very slow is not enough, because most doom is slow but not all doom is stoner doom. What defines stoner metal from the rest of sludge and doom metal is the psychedelic influence.
POPwer Metal
It's the edginess that seperates stoner from other doom. Doom is spoopy, Sludge is hardcore and punkish
Listen to trance metal fag
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When did you realize movie-OST mixed with metal made the greatest genre of all time?
you need to go back
I can't go back now user, I've seen the light and it is blinding
>tfw grow weed but never smoked in my life
>The descriptor "stoner rock" may originate from the title of the 1997 Roadrunner Records compilation Burn One Up! Music for Stoners.
I'v yet to find anything from early 90s that uses the term.
>Not long after they entered the studio, Dave "Dixie" Collins accidentally shot himself in the foot, blasting off one of his big toes, whilst he was cleaning his favorite shotgun and was reported to be bedridden for the next few weeks during his recovery. This ultimately led to the band postponing their recording session with Steve Albini until after their tour in March and April.[9]
Metal as fuck!
Ah, the ol' "cleaning my gun" excuse. What he really did was negligent discharge into his foot cause hes an idiot
Both of these albums are great, I just prefer Final Holocaust because it has a rawer sound.
Also, the album cover looks better.
>whilst he was cleaning his favorite shotgun
who the fuck cleans a loaded gun?
>tfw friend killed himself "cleaning gun"
piece of shit parents never saw fit to blame themselves for being fuck ups 2bh
WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN
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Is this Norwegian neckbeard right?
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Hey. /metal/. Currently at work, need to listen to something that gets my blood pumping. No tremolo shit please, I've had my fill these last days. Something like annihilator perhaps?
Worktime=blackened motorhead time youtube.com
Is this book gonna be any good lads?
Oops, I forgot the link. sacredbonesrecords.com
c.u.m
S.M.E.S
cheers man, gonna check it out
Do we like Haggus?
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sometimes, but i usually end up listening to other gore bands
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he loaded the shotgun while he was blackout drunk on NYE to shoot off at midnight but passed out before the countdown, sometime later he went to clean it and shot his foot/floor.
after he got back on his feet he got a tattoo on his foot pointing at the stump that says "this little piggy went to heaven" (I'm pretty sure someone posted a picture of it here awhile ago)
metal dewey
cringe or based?
i say incredibly BASED
Fucking incredible band to see live, even if they are basically a completely different band nowadays. Attila fucking kills it
Reeee why are all the cheapest sellers on Discogs fucking Russian
Yeah it's all well and good selling albums for like 2 pounds each but a little redundant when shipping is 5 times the cost and it may or may not even arrive
Best pre-hiatus Septicflesh record?
if ebay has taught me anything, russian sellers are peddling bootlegs 99%+ of the time