User, I SENTENCE YOU TO A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH

>user, I SENTENCE YOU TO A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
>N-no, surely not...
>YES. YOU MUST LISTEN TO... A REUNION ALBUM FROM A 90'S ALT-ROCK OUTFIT
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Weezer red album is 6
Blu 8.5
Pinker 8
Rest of discog is literal ape faecal matter diluted with dehydrated elephant piss then mixed with stinky horse dung inside an anteater cadaver.

mbv is great and The Magic Whip is alright in my books

gold cobra is fucking amazing what are you talking about? so is the magic whip

>slowdive
>the heart is a monster
>black gives way to blue
>mbv
>king animal
>hesitation marks

all good albums

That Failure album is actually good, though.

Hahahahahaha dude that description you gave of the rest of discography had so much detail! I never expected to read so many pejoratives about a single band's body of work. I'm really impressed by your creativity! Dude, good job. Bravo.

the magic whip is the best blur album

funny way of saying self titled

>Bloodsports
>The Magic Whip
>Black Gives Way to Blue
>No Cities to Argue
>Sol Invictus
>bad

maladroit, ewbaite, white, and (to a lesser extent), green, pd, black, and teal are all solid albums

but black gives way to blue is the 3rd best AIC album if you include Jar of Flies

slowdive is a 10
mbv is a 8
american football's lp2 is the pretty much the definition of a 6

The magic whip has at least 2 good songs

mbv was amazing, Slowdive, Suede and Failure were fantastic, Janes Addiction is severely underrated, Zeitgeist and NIN weren-t exactly reunion albums, Ride and Sleater and Soundgarden were pretty good.

>american football's lp2 is the pretty much the definition of a 6
that is probably the truest statement this board has ever seen

>Weezer red album is 6
I don't know how someone could hold this opinion and think White/EWBAITE are dogshit. They're like empirically better

also green and mal

Bloodsports was bad

At least three of the albums on here aren’t even reunion albums, the bands never broke up to begin with.

>hesitation marks
fuck off

those are called meme dashes

>suede and blur are alt rock to americans
Based cucked rockist scum, reminder that yanks used to unironically call stadium era Simple Minds and U2 "college rock"

That Beck album is fantastic

>All this love for Failure

You really are my people.

No

In what universe are they not alternative rock? Britpop did not exist in a vacuum from American movements.

>mbv was amazing
Steady on there, it was okay with some really good moments

the fuck? Magic Whip is a 9/10

Sol Invictus is Faith No More who still sounds great, so I'll gladly listen to them.