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Melodeath rules
FIRST FOR BLACK SABATH
Have any of you non-wimps listened to the new Birdflesh album yet?
melodeath sucks
Did chartanon die?
He went full on fhtagn and got himself banned.
IA! IA!
CHARTANON F'TAGHN!
His intention was pure: to contribute to the general by making charts. But BOY did he pave his road to hell with it.
I feel sorry for him desu; he is clearly a troubled soul. I don't even hate him for intentionally shitting up a decent general. It just made me sad.
Quit talking about him. Seeing how obsessed he ended up being, he's most likely monitoring these threads.
METALLICA DOESN'T SUCK
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More with this message
Speaking of charts... hows this trad chart fellas
What's your metal alias?
What are you potential emos currently blasting?
Blasting pic which is pretty nuts and doesn't make much sense.
Count lucifer the acid bather
Sir Alfred Dängelsäck
Somebody make a Djent chart
Why not Sör?
What type of jeans will work with printed t-shirts and also hide my chicken legs?
Do you side with Abbath or Immortal? The former's new album is already on the Season of Mist youtube channel
Me personally? I love Abbath. Check out the new Abbath record now, streaming for free right here: youtube.com
I did and i regret it.
Hit me up with the best Donald Duck metal edits, /meal/
updated power chart
SLUTS OF HEEEELLLLL
CUNTS
OF EVIL
Nattefrost is fucking based
ayup
>GUN CONTROL
>WE NEED GUN CONTROL
>flotsam and jetsam
>no iron savior
I like prog so I am used to overblown vocals but this is just too much
More like pic related?
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deathrash
teutonic edition
try anal sex and asking your girlfriend to get fucked by another man while you're watching
What should I listen to while I do that? Would you volunteer to join us?
Thought that was a Battlefield poster from the thumbnail
he based
I love that style of album covers, you know, black drawings over light brown backgrounds. More bands should have them.
Yeah, it looks good. It's even better when the album kicks ass as well.
So basically metal started by 4 britbong christians (black sabbath)
Who wanted to be a rock/blues band but accidentally created a genre called heavy metal, three retards from britain who wanted to trolololololo the christians by making songs about devil worshipping, retarded bands like bathory,celtic frost,mercyful fate and hell hammer followed this sheeeeiiit, another gay band called motorhead who accidentally created speed metal and thrash. And then some gay retarded bands like possesed and death created death metal for no reason LOL it also have another shitty subgenre called slam metal. Four retards from norway who took venom's music seriously and decided to form a band called MAYHEM LOL and then this poser pagan larping idiot came... One man band called burzum (he couldn't find anyone to play with him cause his music sucks lol) his music quality is so bad that it sounds like a broken fan... Then retards like darkthrone,immortal,satyricon came.... True gay norwheigan black metal was created.... And then another retarded band called napalm death who popularized another shitty low quality no talent genre, GRINDCORE lol CORE CORE CORE fuck this band lol..... And another retarded mainstream pop band called candlemass who popularized doom metal along with skepticism,electric funeral and black sabbath and then another gay genre called alternative metal... retarded bands like soad and tool lol and then sludge metal
came in the ass, Acid bath,eye hate god,melvins and isis lol who is just another shitty tool ripoff... They also created gay post metal lol.... And then shitty groove bands accidentally helped uhh... Um... Nu- n- hmm... Okay... Here comes the worse metal genre called NU METAL lol more like no metal hahaha
Some gay retarded fags tried to mix pantera with rage against the machine and then they created nu metal... Seriously fuck this genre....
REFUSE, RESIST: HOW BLACK METAL IS FIGHTING FASCISM
>“If the stance, ‘Don’t be a fucking Nazi!’ is too hard for you, good. Go fuck yourself.”
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>“If the stance, ‘Don’t be a fucking Nazi!’ is too hard for you, good. Go fuck yourself.”
It's ironic because they are the ones who can't handle other people's ideas, completely devoid of self-awareness
People who unironically take seriously identity politics are usually the most miserable with the most empty lives regardless of where they stand. Pity them instead of giving them a platform.
is this an original pasta?
metal is fucking gay
Looks like it. It's written as poorly as the penguin of doom pasta, I gave up on it half way through
I'm back. Don't worry about me spamming you guys, again. I deserved to get banned for that.
In fact, I'm surprised that I wasn't banned from doing that MUCH earlier.
The mods are so fucking stupid, I literally had to shitpost HALF the general before the mods could fucking realize what was going on.
Should I even leave my trip on? You guys can filter me, but at the same time, you are so fucking pissed off at the fact that I'm a tripfag.
I don't want to be a pretentious fucking trip faggot.
No one is fucking happy! Make up your minds already! You are driving me fucking insane, too!
oh shit, he's back
It's obvious some of you hate me a lot. Even one of you went on my thread on Yea Forums and called me out. Seriously?
what thread on Yea Forums?
>Comedy Metal
Are you THAT triggered by me? Jesus Christ. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I didn't know I was THAT bad. You need to fucking relax!
RABM king vs Chartanon
Who wins?
I am going to leave my tripcode on because obviously people like you don't know how to take a fucking joke and get offended by everything.
This is fucking Yea Forums. You are getting offended over this? lol
For me? RABM poster posts some great music and scares away /pol/yps so he's good in my books
and here we go again, hopefully he gets banned again, he obviously hasn't learnt his lesson
Explain it to me. What haven't I learned?
Rev up those filters, boys!
to not be annoying and spam shit constantly
You chose NOT to filter me from the get go and got yourself very upset about it. It's all YOUR fault for you being upset at ME.
Stop being a retard.
just fuck off already, nobody likes you
worst poster I've seen on here in ages
where are the based mods
I honestly think he's mentally ill
go back to and stay there
come back in 3 years or so
what is the deepest depths of metal?
youtu.be
he's probably a 15 year old summerfag
You are getting offended over a chart? Really? That doesn't even make sense. Unless you are trolling, I feel bad for you.
Anyway, I'm done posting for now.
Hopefully you idiots will learn one day.
literal child yeah
hes prolly just going user now too LOL obsessed freak
BASED
the irony of tripfags once again lmfao
ia! ia!
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has he gone now?
kill yourself tripfag
>He's still seething
You'd think that he'd calm down after getting banned, but no.
Anyway, don't forget that the report button is right next to a post's digits.
>78 posts
>not a single parker hartzler
Christ, /meal/, what did they do to you?
Try
posts
>>not a single parker hartzler
>Christ, /meal/, what did they do to you?
rate my week so far
one of the heaviest death metal albums ever and it was released this year
>Darkthrone
>the deepest depths of metal
This shit right here is A S C EN D E D tier, boy
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Are there any bands that have that sort of "church" sound like Batushka? The melodic riffs combined with the reverb are really striking but I just can't find anything else that matches the combination that isn't just literal church music
the posters in the background complete this pic
>For me? RABM poster posts some great music and scares away /pol/yps so he's good in my books
>a decent general.
nigger please
Based
>for now
Metal for when you're in love?
Quorthon - No More and Never Again
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>black 'metal'
It's [spoiler]fun[/spoiler]
not the good kind though
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/ourguys/ GYZE are releasing their new album soon, get hype!
Also:
>my wife Stacy
GYZE is an undisputed Chad band
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Meh, I don't know what to tell ya, it's too messy and didn't sound like much on first listen. I'll probably end up liking it over time but I haven't even had the will to listen to it fully yet
what is the most creatively bankrupt metal sub-genre, and why is it Trad?
needs iron maiden - iron maiden
TRUST AND YOU'LL BE TRUSTED
SAID THE LIAR TO THE FOOL
i never listened to traditional doom metal that much but i like st vitus, pentagram and black sabbath (didn't like candlemass though) where do i go from there if i want more similar stuff?
Does that imply prog is the most creative genre?
whats best metal genre to blast while working out
death
test
metalcore
Honestly beatdown, it's core but it's basically made for lifting
Doom
Black Sabbath were an English rock band, formed in Birmingham in 1968
The term death metal was named after the band Death who were the first to play this style of music
"Metal" stands for "men entering tight anal localities"
Godflesh
No, Black Sabbath was a heavy/doom metal band formed in Birmingham in 1969
The term black metal was inspired by the fact that metal music has its origins rooted in negroid jazz.
nope 1968
Motörhead were an English rock band formed in June 1975
Slamming Beatdown
Nope, Black Sabbath formed in 1969, in 1968 they were Polka Tulk and from 1968 to 1969 they were Earth: metal-archives.com
but they still formed in 1968 though
>negroid jazz
kek
MADE MY DRIVE SHAFT CRANK
MADE MY PISTONS BULGE
MADE MY BALL-BEARINGS MELT FROM THE HEAT
What did Megadave mean by this?
okay, whatever nigga
btfo
Thanks frens
it doesn't matter if they changed there name they were still the same band just like Mantas was Death
>made my drive shaft crank
Dave's penis became erect
>made my pistons bulge
his balls became tight and swollen
>made my ball-bearings melt from the heat
he eventually ejaculates from the act of sex
>family friend used to babysit for Ozzy Osbourne
Always weird remembering that. Should probably ask about it some time.
I don't know what's better than Ruins of Beverast. Been listening to this stuff non-stop for months now. Anything similar? [spoiler]other than Nagelfar[/spoiler]
he meant that KIMB is pretty based
i thought this general was based
[spoiler]melodeath is actually pretty good[/spoiler]
The Obsessed are good, have you checked out Trouble?
stop thinking metal has to be so one dimensional
b-but its melodeath thats 1 dimensional tbqh senpai
not at all
DUN DUN DUN DUN *wanky panky fretboard noodling* DUN DUN DUN DUN *pentatonic lick* DUN DUN DUN DUN *now theres shitty clean vocals from untrained vocalist who strained his voice from untrained screaming* DUN DUN DUN DUN
nah but seriously theres 1 good melodeath album
>When a Shadow is forced into the Light
Abbath's New Album was really good. Way better than Darkthrone's but it wasn't as great as Gaahl's Wyrd.
>swallow the soi
>only good melodeath album
listen to actual good melodeath then comeback faggot
>listen to actual good melodeath then comeback faggot
like what
>"Over the weekend the German magazine Ox brought it to our attention that a person named Gerard Menuhin was prominently thanked in the new Tau Cross album, and specifically credited in the liner notes for inspiring Rob Miller. All Relapse records go through a vigorous proofing process–checking for spelling and punctuation mistakes, mostly. We all read this name, but didn't recognize it or think that it was anything other than a personal friend of the band's, that we did not know. Ox however recognized the name as a far right conspiracy theorist, focused specifically on Holocaust denial. Suddenly the lyrics and themes of the new record were cast in a new light, for me. I spoke with Rob Miller, who is the individual in the band who Ox was interviewing, and while he denied being a Holocaust denier, I cannot comfortably work on or sell a record that dabbles in ideologies such as these. There are certain issues that rise above mere political differences and this is one of them. I spoke with the rest of the band on Monday, and NONE of them had any idea who Gerard Menuhin was, and were as shocked by these references in the record, as we at the label were. I firmly believe that these references and mentions in the record do not represent the band as a whole, but rather just Rob Miller's. In light of all this, Relapse swiftly decided we cannot move forward with this album–we gave the masters back to the band, together with the rest of their catalog."
RIP in peace Tau Cross
>spoonfeed me
its not my job to try and defend your shitty genre
if you dont wanna do it then suck my fat balls
>calls melodeath shitty
>doesn't listen to good melodeath
kys
>dude just listen to good bands
>cant name a single good album
lmao
>Unanimated - In the Forest of the Dreaming Dead
there you go faggot
melodeath rocks
"No!"
Heavy metal is a genre of rock music that developed in the late 1960s and early 1970s, largely in the United Kingdom.
based, not even my favourite death metal sub-genre but it does have its gems
did not know that, thanks
>Way better than Darkthrone
I don't know about that. What makes you like the Darkthrone album less?
>2019
>People still get filtered by "melodeath sucks"
>2019
>not expanding your taste
>>People still get filtered by "melodeath sucks"
very good
I love Rotting Christ. They sound just like Metallica. Listen to this:
Rotting Christ
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Metallica
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Is this a coincidence?
I just thought the majority of the album was inconsistent. While there were some really good songs a lot I just found mediocre. I will give it a listen again soon though.
No, Metallica ripped off Rotting Christ
Well played
This is probably the best death/thrash album, hands down. Is there anything that sounds similar?
Replace that Iced Earth self-titled with just about any other album of theirs. Stormrider, Days of Purgatory, anything. To say that Gene Adams' vocals are the weakest link on the band's debut would a massive understatement. Such a shame. His regular vocals are OK, but whenever he has to showcase his drunken frog wailing screams, the experience just plummets so hard it's unreal.
I think you're right. The next two best deathrash albums for me would be Prophecies of a Dying World and Abject Offerings. And Malleus Malifecarum of course.
Their second album doesn't really sound as good, in my opinion. Their debut has a rawer sound to it. It's still very good, though.
>Melodeath is based
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early kreator, first cc album
I don't really understand melodeath. What's so good about it? Is At the Gates debut considered melodeath? Slughter of the Soul is fucking terrible compared to this.
Damn that's gay as hell.
Where is everyone? Is the general really this dead? It's so fucking boring. No wonder people don't fucking come here.
im here
Well fuck! Look at that! Checked!
I prefer slow, informative, comfy generals than rapid paced /pol/ shitposting
I thought it wasn't that great at first but then the nuances became hearable to me after some listens and I got to think it's a solid record. I don't know about Abbath, to me it sounds like a whole mass of nothing but I'll relisten over these next days
y'all have shit taste
You're right. Still, it's very slow and most of the posts aren't informative at all..
there were plenty of informative posts
like
What do you listen to?
there's nothing really to understand. melodeath is what happened when bands injected back in the thing that the best of death metal transcended: the heavy metal influence. it's why slaughter of the soul has pop melodies and incredibly safe song structures relative to the ambition of red in the sky, the former defines heavy metal and the latter the best (at least) of death metal
There's unfortunately not a very clear distinction between death metal that uses melody and melodeath, which is itself a misnomer. Because of In Flames and SotS, melodeath has come to mean basically heavy metal songwriting (Maiden, Metallica etc) with barks.
This is probably one of the best technical death metal albums I have ever heard. Any more that's similar?
The topic right now is arguing about melodeath and I don't really care about that.
Got any cool bands you want to shout-out or something? I'm listening to Anorexia Nervosa right now, they're cool.
I know right, sometimes I feel like I'm the only active poster
Well, I just posted this Take a look.
Do people consider that a tech death album?
yes, it's tech-death nothing more nothing less
Post proto-metal
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I wonder what would happen if I made a shitty art hoe black metal album and thanked "Richard Spencer" and then when people get all faggy and start whining I can just be like "Not THAT Richard Spencer, it's another guy with the same name".
I'm going to listen to Archspire now. Hopefully that sounds comparable to this album.
Yeah, that's a good album. I'm not really a death metal guy though, so I can't help with recs. I do trust /meal/ when it comes to death metal though, I'm sure some other anons will help you.
>/pol/
lol what does that even have to do with anything, literally rent free
The only jeans that'll work are Aryan genes.
Do you have them?
I'm not sure which album to start with. Which one should I listen to?
Archspire is gonna blow your mind senpai
Quit using buzzwords you don't know the meaning of
Some people here thought that Mental Funeral was death metal. It isn't. It's death/doom. People need to stop mixing these genres together.
I AM the only active poster, remember, me?
youtu.be
holy boomer
more stuff like this with old production?
bro no one even brought up /pol/ people were talking about the speed at which people post in the thread and you brought them up out of nowhere
Fucking Incantation isn't death/doom. It's death metal with some doomy parts thrown in it.
Mental Funeral is death metal with elements of death doom not the other way around user
this is what I meant by Mental Funeral and Incantation aren't death doom
So it's considered a death metal album, then? Is that what you're saying?
speaking of that do you have any recs for death/doom preferably in style of mental funeral with similar vocals if possible
death/doom is perfect for putting my nana to sleep
That's what I just said in the first place! They ARE NOT death/doom. Are you paying attention?
nice of you to be so privileged that you don't even notice all the microaggressions ITT
>arguing about subgenres
correct
idk, but Purtenance - Member of Immortal Damnation is death metal with doomy elements
I know, I was saying you're correct, we both posted similar points at the exact same second
Is there any actually good DSBM? Give it to me immediatly.
no
gave this a listen for the first time the other day, definitely among the best in the genre
kys
Of course there is, but you're not getting any, nerd
Gris and sombres forêts
I would rather listen to black metal that sounds like Judas Iscariot and Mutiilation.
Five million christians on a ride towards us
Oh, I slaughtered the bunch with one single hit (with my spear)
Five million women so alone in the night
Oh, I had them all satisfied profusely (every night by myself)
any war metal in
>Kerrang after '93
FOAD
Does anyone else like Judas Iscariot?
>a righteous band of new black metal artists
>new black metal
So it's not actual Black Metal. Obviously Jewish behavior.
pure black metal
>Műtiilation
Based
>Pudas Ahairybutt
Cringe
We need more bands that sound just like them.
How can you like Mutiilation but not like Judas Iscariot?
And I’m gay too so it all works out at the end
Heil Tau Cross
HTND
based
Judas Iscariot is great; so are Harris' other projects.
nice post your butt
Sounds too...digital.
You fell for the bait you homos
what bait?
fat boi butt or skinny twink butt?
Sanguine Relic and Orgy of Carrion is where it’s at.
Time to stop posting Gaahl
We would be blessed if Gaahl actually posted here
In tribal Germanic culture, fags and other forms of degenerates were drowned in mud.
He’d end every commment with “Satan...”
Satanism is an extension of Judaism. He's not only gay, but prescribes to judaic nonsense. What an absolute nonce
and even varg says he doesn't agree with that
was it autism?
most of satanists are just hedonists in disguise
>tribal
stopped reading here
if varg lived among his germanic tribesman bros he would be either exiled or executed for murder
Proofs?
>Satanism is an extension of Judaism. He's not only gay, but prescribes to judaic nonsense. What an absolute nonce
That's funny Rabbi, I thought you jews were all about tribal purity.
the video is literally gone now so there is none
not that i would have gone through his hundreds of videos to find a few seconds
>appeal to ooga booga argument
They're all on bitchute. You have no excuse, unless you're just lying.
Since when was metal general filled with shitskins and city dwellers?
I always knew the jews were metal
Sup bb
Arisk norsk metal
Around the same time it was filled with LARPers and psuedo-intellectuals
Savages
Iv been blasting metal max on flatscreen tv and goin outside
i just gave my excuse
i'm not wasting my time looking for a snippet of a video i don't know the name of
Metal was literally influenced by blacks and literally started by urban factory workers in Birmingham
Is it just me or is black/death a really boring subgenre?
There aren't that many interesting albums released in that style, except maybe stuff by Autokrator and Axis of Advance
>being this new in metal
Yikes! Metal was always big in non-white countries
b-but we're all white folk here
feels like there are very few bands in this genre
i like necrophobic and early black/death behemoth tho
You mean blackened death metal? There is some gems here and there but yeah the sub-genre as a whole is shite
>I don't have proof, I'm just a retard
Thanks for clarifying
never understood how this is an argument
why can't we use it for the scales and instruments blacks used for their music? and their influence as well?
Kill yourself.
i 100% agree
both genres separately are great
>we all eat mayonnaise, use the same bar of soap and get sunburned
hard pass
you're literally butthurt some youtube guy doesn't want to murder gays
imagine that
>2019
>still using bars of soap
>Metal was literally influenced by blacks
How?
>not fishing for whales and harvesting its blubber to make bars of soap as well as wax candles
are you even huwhite
'cause the blues
FORGOTTEN CHILDREN CONFORM TO A NEW FAITH
C H U C K
B E R R Y
w-what do you use?
hand soap
Proof?
it's just what leftists say every time a white rock band gets successful
You first poop skin
Proof?
I wonder if leftists would feel the same if they spent some time in the really shitty neighborhoods of Atlanta
When was this a thing?
im pretty sure that the person to give this """argument""" the most publicity was varg
People would change their opinions about the very true fact that black people were of big influence to the rock genre if they lived in Atlanta? Why are /pol/fags so retarded?
Not one of those guys is a shitskin. They are ethnic Europeans.
Die In Fire
Who cares? Metal is music for children anyways
Does Archspire sound similar to Gorguts? Which album should I start with!
Looks like an olive oil drinking Moor
The electric guitar was invented by a white man. Checkmate, niggerlovers.
>Swarthy skin
>Black hair
>Shit brown eyes
>I-I'm just as European as a Norwegian!
The shitskin cope is strong in you
not really anything alike save for both being tech death
>divide and conquer tactics
hey rabbi
I love how you picked the only “white” one
Youre damn right I don't want to be associated with shitskins who cry that they're just as white
>Classic double divide and conquer Jew tactic
Good try kike.
Which band is better?
oh look it's another episode of /meal/ being political again
>Race is politics, not genetics!
Stupid nigger detected
gorguts are a very influential and highly acclaimed band so they are the obvious choice
my opinion is useless
>'cause the blues
Black Americans emulating White American folk music (brought to America from the British Isles), played on said White Americans' hand-me-down instruments.
See above, and add: Heavily influenced by Country music.
I know. They claim that race is not real, yet say that Blacks have natural rhythm...
that's right I'm black whatcha gonna do cracker
it's always shitskin thirdworlders who derail threads, as the /metal/ shitposting threads on /int/ revealed
He's French.
He's Italian.
He’s Brazilian
>gets discovered
>doubles down on kike tactics
Nice try, Levi
Yeah last name is Italian he must be Italian, right? Guess all Mexicans are Spanish now
wait it out, high likelihood you get murdered by another niglet LOL
You could tell me why your race is dumber than whites. I'm generally curious.
>Kike gets defensive when outed as a kike
Good try David, back to your well
>chartautist
>/pol/
/metal/ is fucked breh
NEW
NEW
Doesn't crying /pol/ every time seem lazy to you? I know it's an easy out for idiots, but c'mon now.
>g*rmanics
>white
Archspire is modern wanky tech death that was spawned off by Necrophagist's Epitaph and Spawn of Possession, but they do it right, their shit actually has memorable riffs and cool melodies, they only have like 3 albums, listen to them in release order, their lastest, Relentless Mutation, is probably the best release in that modern style of tech death.
You guys are pathetic
racism has no place in metal
That's whip-cracker to you, boy.