You Cringe You Lose

DANTE MUST DIE MODE

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tiny desk should be banned. it makes it too easy
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Billy Corgan is so awkward FUCK

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Convinced music cannot make me cringe. Most of the time its just cool to see people excercising their creativity through music

>JERdk
lmfao thats amazing

yeah , nice trips btw, sounds like a lot of annie desu, and those are just the singles

youre wrong, I'd like to live in a world like that but then you have actual charlatans taking advantage of this , and people who have completely lost touch with what used to be a sincere relationship with music, and complete outsiders, theres a lot of cringe desu

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>actual charlatans taking advantage of this
Thats the fucking worst. Some people are so disconnected from themselves that they can't distinguish between the tension created by a performer being extremely unabashedly bad and the emotional gravity created by good music. They just know the music is making them feel *something* and they need to relieve the tension by clapping or "woo"ing. Same mechanism unfunny shock comics use - "like... my vagina is gross like lol omg you're not supposed to say that!".

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that last bit yoshimi announces chocolate synthesizer , one of the best albums ever
dude wtf boredoms are the fucking shit

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Fantano would unironically give this a 10.

yeah they're not the ones to cringe at in that video

Classics:
The chad roar near 150:
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Bug:
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Weebs are not people:
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Yea, he probably would

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>center wont hold
>drummer leaves

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is that St Vincent's Asian Girl?

oh yah I agree, sorry that was ambiguous I know exactly why you posted, I was cringing corgan hard, its hilarious IIRC kim gordon slammed him in her autobio and it was a big issue in his depression that most other artists thought he was a douche .. gonna listen to a bunc hof boredoms tomorrow I remember chocoalte synth was incredible the entire way through.. kinda marked the exact end of their punk phase

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kinda cringe how basic the tone is on the default drum kit he chose

but the result of the concept hes demonstrating is pretty astonishing.

holy fuck this was probably very relevant for exactly 1 month in 2008

oh no they did this in 2015. fuck.

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hope the vocalist figures out why his neck is so itchy.

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there's a lot of bands like this for some reason
there's

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what software is that?

>A bunch of useless and vapid johnny foreigners and a gobby swearing underage chink bird
>sing about inane bollocks like prawns
>at least two of them are probably trannies

Just how dumb do you have to be in order to follow these industry plants?

black midi

At first I thought, “this isn’t so bad.”
Then I heard the vocalist and his lyrics.
Jesus Fuck.

the real shame is these dipshits didn't have the self awareness yet to take advantage of the meme. It literally became a meme to recognize that they were making decent music and they have done almost nothing about it. I don't undrstand. If you can play that well how hard is it to put together a decent album and tourable setlist.

to be honest i'm 0% into their musical direction but i'm kind of into the idea of doing live sound effects (the girl reaching into the bucket comes to mind) like that.

cutesy twee childish whimsy shit is hard to swallow though

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you should hear their previous vocalist

If Adventure Time was a band

they released an EP years ago tho
plus apparently they're releasing more material in two years
timemachinemodulus.bandcamp.com/

You know I actually really like this.

That doesn't mean I'm not gay anymore, though.

logic pro x

>but i'm kind of into the idea of doing live sound effects
no fuck that, not good enough, its like gallagher or prop comedy or some shit

ouch

Garbage taste.

I-I-I don’t feel so good Rick

i meant like at jams and shit. not really on stage. like if you're recording a jam with your friends and one of your friends doesn't play an instrument, give them a bucket full of water and maybe a couple of either things, shit that paints a vague picture.

i think shoes to make a walking sound is too much but you get what i mean.

the files are not up anymore but I'm guessing its basically just the 10minute set they did at their high school talent show? thats not good enough mang. When you have that much attention you ought to be able to convince yourself to push out an album, ESPECIALLY as an insturmental band wtf

I have a tack record, and this shit aint on it, but thank you for making me watch. I would face fuck their women and burn their houses.

no shit? they have a "play percentage randomly component'?

yeah yeah yeah toss it in the sampler though

you're no fun

Counter-point have you seen the fucking hobo Johnson video

What’s cringey about this? I’m a musician. I love this song and performance. Raw and creative.

>hating on teenage girls actually doing something with their lives
that album had a pretty decent charm to it

and have you seen how fat he is now? hes still a poser but at least hes not lying about the mental illness. I was hoping he would go away but I bet he will just get more and more disgusting in the coming years it will impossible to look away I will enjoy it very much when his bloated body and fried brain steps on stage and makes disjointed attempts at charming crowds as a freak show

I unironcally enjoy this. Especially the last song is cool

yeah I agree girlpool is much above decent as an act and songs in general. its more cringe on the part of npr that they couldn't really describe it apart from "they uh are both singing a song"

It’s like the musical equivalent of High-School improv.

That’s a super rehearsed fucking ensemble of a performance. What’s easy about it?

You need to elaborate because that makes no sense. What do you mean it’s the equivalent of high school improv? Musically? Lyrically? None of it even sounds improvised... it’s so weird seeing a thread of people who aren’t trained in music acting like experts and critics about something so subjective and something they know so little about...

And the drummer said "fuck this noise" and left just before a big tour.

that's a lot of words from someone who rode into town on a gay horse.

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My humble contribution.

What's the cringe here? I thought they were pretty good

I take it you realized how invalid your opinion is?

says the user with the gay horse defending girlpools tiny desk concert

the shit humpers suck bro

Hears P!ATD once

When a Weeaboo goes through an emo phase.

>What’s cringey about this?
Women making music.

Instrumentally it's O.K., but their voices make me want to gouge out my ears butthole surfers style.

This is pretty good not cringe at all.

Here's some good Gorillaz cringe
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she kinda makes my peepee hard, but this is a cringe classic

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Are you even a musician?

Already posted ITT

How can someone find her attractive? She looks like something I'd use to hang my keys and dishrag on, not a musician.

sleater kinney is not cringe even though the new stuff isnt great

does anyone know if the members put out solo projects

>I'm a musician

then surely you will appreciate the nursery-tier guitar melodies played on one string, complete lack of harmony and out of tune vocals

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this is great fuck you

wouldn't be too bad with different lyrics and vocals

Hey thats actually pretty good! Not cringe at all.

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This is gold if you know german. But even if you dont i think you can get a decent cringe kick

jesus christ

Without this skrillex/crackwhore style she would be pretty hot.

just found their soundcloud, feel like they deserve a bigger following tho
soundcloud.com/time-machine-modulus

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another classic

Merkel was a mistake.

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Does she have a peen? Look at 2:56

this really reminds my of my hyper-religious cult-like upbringing

its great so yeah

holy shit i remember this
i think he was like the producer or sound engineer or something
supposedly he was talking about the sound on the monitors "it's comming up it's there"
but that cockney accent made it "it's dare"
and then the buffoons over at feel good inc thought it wise to put him on stage and give him a microphone and probably some booze

i had a friend in high school like this
they fucked up and gave him the award for "most unique"
and so every day he would come to school with a different dumb clothing article and a ukulele

their ep is on yt, and it’s actually something different

she totally does bro

ah yes
the soundtrack of my existence

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Can’t think of anything worse than this

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it's like you guys have never heard of Jeff Magnum or Phil Elvrum ever

"Sounds like Morty with a cold"
LMAO

anything Cardi B does

Waaaaah my wiiiiife died

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>that part where those soibois come off screen to start playing the bands instruments
IDLES is cringe.

Thanks for introducing me to this band. I never thought someone could bringe the gap between the emo of bands like modest mouse, and The Shaggs.

Unironically pretty good
My Pal Foot Foot

great band shitty politics

OPs post made me cringe when I looked at it

hey this is pretty good, not cringe at all!

This is actually pretty cool
Not cringe at all

this is the best I've got
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pause at 2:04 that bitch has 4 fingers, is she a cartoon character

this blink182 type of band is super cringe. please watch the whole thing, it only gets better

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The guitar tone gets worse everytime I listen to this

where's that picture of her front butt. That shit was weird as hell

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No way, is this a bit?

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did no one notice she only has four fingers on one hand

never gets old
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actually worth the double post

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she's making the white supremacist symbol

Awful.

dudes face looks like a vagina

Wrong. He's a singer with the band the Happy Mondays.