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The Metallum's top 10 bm list is up.
Thoughts?
why tf is Beherit in this chart lol
ÖÖGH
Metal to impress a lass that looks like this?
Yes he does.
Guys I'm from Finland
Guys
It's missing the last three,
Drudkh – Estrangement: 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1 = 3pts
Forest Silence – Philosophy of Winter: 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1 = 3pts
Hate Forest – Battlefields: 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1 = 3pts
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Were they a Christian metal band? I think so
Fuckin Nightwish or some shit
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deathrash
singapore edition
good edition
I hate how candlemass says "solityood" instead of solitude
SO YOU STAY HOME
DRINKING ALONE
EMPTY BOTTLE IN YOUR HAND
DON'T EVEN TRY
TO SORT OUT THE LIES
IT'S WORSE TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND
OOOOHOOOHOOOHOHO
OOOOHOOOHOOOHOHOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Imagine being a shitstrian in 2019
lol
metal for this feel?
based
I don't like much grind anymore but I always return to this one
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is this a Christian song or are they referring to themselves? or something else?
Welcome to meal lad, try some entry level DM, by the 3rd listen of these songs you will be addicted to DM
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Wait, is that the wrong way to pronounce it?
There's great subject material in The Bible to make songs about desu
based Slow, Deep and Hard poster
In the Queen's English it's pronounced Slayer
its just an accent I think, like when people say hwat instead of what
One of metal's greatest achievement alongside Carnivore's discography
I can't believe Peter Steele went full gothshit afterwards
btw what band has vocals similar to kai hansen from helloween/gamma ray? hes my favorite vocalist
but October Rust is their best album
"Peter designed the music to attract a certain type of woman"
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>listening to the new Jute Gyte
anymore doom metal bands like trouble that talk on christian themes? everything else on the chart is a bit too heavy for me
Burzum above emperor, no anthems, pure holocaust is better, no transylvanian, no dissection. The rest is ok
It's nearly not as cathartic, passionate and brutally authentic as those in my eyes
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wtf is that a dwarf
of course it's more passionate have you even heard October Rust? the whole album is about love, death and relationship
utterly ridiculous that people in 2019 still think DMDS is anything worth talking about
World Coming Down is my favourite Type O record desu
Yeah but it sounds like a masquerade, whereas Slow, Deep and Hard is like true emotions shoved in your face, real, authentic passion.
Within Temptation (know the lyrics to See Who I Am or Angel)
Bullet For My Valentine
Children of Bodom
Skeleton Witch
Goathwhore
Oceano (Early)
Born of Osiris
BTBAM
Liturgy
Mors syphilitica
Death in June
Dead Can Dance
Josephine Foster
Burzum (later)
3 Inches of Blood
Metallic Falcons
Anal Cunt
Anaal Nathrakh
Pink Floyd (Final Cut)
same, after October Rust
true but I find October Rust an World Coming Down to be more consistent
>no Narnia
???????
I thought Live in Leipzig was a more important bm album than DMDS, but I get why they chose it as best of all time.
This is fucking poetic. Saved.
Do you like murky death metal?
Do you play an instrument?
Are you on the spectrum?
Agreed. Also saved.
t. lapsed Catholic who read his New Jerusalem Study Bible twice before abandoning it
bout to listen to this. there is just so much new shit its impossible to get to everything
>Bullet For My Valentine
Whatever happened to this band? They were huge in the early 2010's and then went completely off the radar.
You forgot to add one thing to your blogpost:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLASTING!?
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I saw them live once. They were bad
sorry but i don't
the music itself is mediocre
choosing it as the LITERAL BEST bm album of all time because of a shitty story and a dead manlet communist is embarrassing
people focus way too much on who did the music instead of how good it is
Saw them a couple of times with friends who were fans. Bring Me The Horizon opened for them when they were still a small band and it earned me a lot of attention from scene girls back in the day.
the melocore trend died
trve metalcore never dies
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clearly not Sunbather
only death is real
Yeah the friends I hung around with back then were really into those types of bands. Ended up seeing so many just from being invited. Hollywood undead may have been the worst. Now when I meet up with a few of them they still listen to the same bands and I show them stuff like Incantation and so on but it doesn’t seem to connect
underrated
I like Mors Principium Est.
I make shit music with vst synths.
I'm neurotypical but shy.
Gay shit.
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I like everything about extreme metal- The tortured vocals, the filthy riffs, misanthropic nature, etc. But there is one thing that still bothers me and that is: blast beats
>Final holohoax over ETV
>deicide
>atheist over none so vile
>no GHOULS
bonus points for red in the sky and best burzum though
What bands are you listening to with annoying blast beats? The kind that click? because there’s a lot of good old DM with blast beats
Cringe
Literally everybody likes this record
who are some vocalists that have that evil preacher voice? like bruce dickinson and early saint vitus and candlemass?
Someone post the link to this
If i admitted it i would be bullied and i dont want that to happen, let's just say its some of the older thrash DM
>forgetting epica
>forgetting the gathering
no goth pussy for you
blackgaze
Wytch Hazel isn't Doom but Trad and they fantastic.
Saviour Machine are top-tier too (might be too cheesy for u tho, they're symphonic/gothic)
There's also Theocracy, they're legit great EUPM but their lyrics are over-the-top even for a christian worship band.
Beneath The Remains finally "clicked" to me. I have listened to it many times but something always felt off. Everything sounded like it should be working, but it just didn't. Until recently. Finally I can genuinely agree that it is one of the best thrash albums of the late 80s.
Anyway, has this happened to anyone else? A classic album that took a long time to "click"?
At least half of this chart is wrong. Not that the albums are bad, they just aren't chad. Whomever made this just picked his favorite albums and didn't even try to rationalize why they would be chad.
where is five finger death punch
retarded...Finland based...
Your mum's vagina took a long time to click to my dick haha
really? i found that album to be pretty accessible thrash albums rarely take multiple listens to click
yeah because your dick is so small lol owned
Mate what the fuck
does anybody here actually listen to dethklok?
does anybody listen to them without actually watching the show?
honestly think dethklok are a bit boring and shitty ama
not sure if this is what you're looking for but I tried:
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>does anybody here actually listen to dethklok?
Dethklok 2 and 3 are legit good albums
>does anybody listen to them without actually watching the show?
I know someone who does, so it's very likely
I really hate that show. Into the Water is a decent song, though.
STOP LISTENING TO BRUTAL DEATH GRINDCORE
It's melodeathish so no
rate my chad chart
I need more chunky riffs, fellas.
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THUS HEAVEN DENIES
REFUSED FOR ALL TIMES
I AM NOT GUILTY AT ALL
DEEEEAAAADLANDS, WASTELAAAAAND
DARKNESS WILL COVER MY MIND
AND OBLIVION SHALL REEEEEEIIIIIIGN
I MADE UP MY MIND
AND OBLIVION SHALL REIGN THROUGH THE NIIIIIIIIIGHT
DEADLANDS, WASTELANDS
DARKNESS WILL COVER MY MIND
AND OBLIVION SHAL REIGN
the last two bands are like, actual communist bands
Powermetal chads rise up
Anybody else generally dislike stoner metal but like stoner rock?
Pic related I went into it thinking it would be more metal but I actually liked it for leaning more towards rock. (at least on certain tracks)
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Not normally a fan of this kind of metal, but this record really does stand out.
hey ;)
Gay and shit.
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When I was still a teenager just getting into extreme metal I tried listening to BtR and I thought it was terrible compared to Slayer or Metallica. It took a couple tries for the riff progressions to click on most of the songs. The opener to Slaves of Pain is legendary
it really helps if you start with the latter albums
Listen to this fags.
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>some girl asked if i liked deadmau5
>told her no, i'm a metalhead in hopes of ending the conversation
>proceeds to ask if i listen to motionless in white, asking alexandria, FFDP
she didn't even know who testament is
You’re so cool, user
not even what i was getting at
So that's where the pussy juice I've been smelling all afternoon came from
>girls are clueless about metal
in other news, fire is hot
so?
I kinda know the answer, but have you ever met a woman actually being into metal—like, actually caring about metal? bonus question, have you ever met a woman actually being into serious/deep music genres with no flashiness, e.g. jazz?
>Powermetal chads
All metalhead girls I've ever talked to only cared about how hot the guys in the band were
Yes
which bands were they into?
I know a ginger girl who has almost exclusively listened to glam for years. if you consider that metal
kinda makes sense cause it's a ginger
Pretty much the same bands that your average metalhead is into? My gf is into classical, jazz, drone and some other artsy shit that makes my head hurt, too. Not that into metal tho
well you're lucky man then
Post fantastic 10+ minute long songs.
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where does this rank in their discography?
I promise i wont be abrasive and sperg out like chartanon
Near the bottom alongside Damned in Black and All Shall Fall.
His problem was that he literally needed input to make a chart, and then acted like it was our problem when no one complied. Posting something you genuinely made is fine.
Another problem was Doomanon came not close behind. Even though he wasn't bad, he just came in at the wrong time.
Yeah second to his attitude was the intermittent support he garnered.
I have no clue how people were so blind to the fire they were feeding.
am I wrong for thinking essential charts shouldn't have more than one album per band? if someone likes an album, they they'll look at the bands other work on their own
Don't mind me, just posting one of the best Death Metal albums ever done:
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It's summer. That's all that is needed to know
Depends on what the chart's purpose is really
any modern bands that make "80's style" heavy/doom metal?
sometimes a band makes several albums which were essential to the genre, usually the case with the classics. so I don't see why not, especially since this doesn't happen that often. you have like 100 albums on the chart already. there's no harm in including 1-2 extra albums for really big bands which one shouldn't miss.
thats another thing
if you're gonna include 100 fuckin albums then a person is better off just googling "good metal albums". I'd like to include maybe 3-5 for each sub-genre and ideally add 1 or 2 sentences adding a little context about the band/album for each one. gives people a little nudge. pictures of the album with their name don't really do much as far as helping someone decide where to start, they might as well close their eyes and pick any of them
I also like the spiderweb charts where it asks questions and you follow an arrow and it tells you what to listen to
HHH can riff after all
>I'd like to include maybe 3-5 for each sub-genre and ideally add 1 or 2 sentences adding a little context about the band/album for each one.
then go and make it you whiny bitch
literally every NWOTHM band ever
na dont feel like it
oh gosh is the post still up
wow how convenient is it
Corpsegrinder has a really big neck LOL
Youtube tier take
>tfw no metal bf
power metal?
90% of heavy/doom metal sounds like its trying to be a wwe theme song
He had me until Slamming Blackened Grind Metal
Yeah. Two of my ex's were into metal and hardcore.
never heard this, good shit
I just got into this album and I really enjoy it. Any albums similiar to this you would reccomend?
>melodeath
If you insist then check out Gates of Ishtar.
>melodeath
oh my sweet summer child
But check out Heartwork by Carcass and Slaughter of the Soul by At the Gates. If you dont like them try Arch Enemy or Amon Amarth
>tfw no quorthon bf
Here's version 2. made it so artists only have 1 album and included alot more old school US power. If you see an album missing pick an album to replace it with.
Replace Wintersun with The Lord Weird Slough Feg - Traveler
I'd also say replace The Shadow Cabinet with Far From the Madding Crowd.
I recommend Cauldron Born - Born of the Cauldron to replace one of the Helstar albums
>h-haha, w-why would I ever be interested in that kinda music, b-baka kun
>b-but heres some stuff just like it you might like h-haha
it's so hot and humid here
women can't appreciate music period. their childish brains are good only for raising children. they use music to that end, using it to build their identity, socialize and find a man to pin down. women are completely devoid of appreciation for aesthetics.
need metal gf
what's that black metal album with the purple text that came out this year people have been posting
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This one?
some poseur shit probably
nope but that's pretty nice depressive atmoshit so far thanks
i found it by going back in time, it's this one
Are they back
i changed my mind it's not atmoshit
Dark Tranquillity's 'The Gallery' or 'Fiction'
*COUGH COUGH*
I'm feeling a bit under the weather guys, hope you don't mind if I stay here a while
any good dungeon synth releases yet this year? more like this?
Can someone post the lords of cringe edit? It's not in the FAQ
have sex
Plz post more charts guys I'm compiling a folder of them for science. Any good forest rock ones?
girls are gross dude
Imagine if cooties was an actual disease
BtR had that same effect for me. The only other examples I can think of are Venom's first 2 albums, but that was mainly because of the (intentionally) rough production.
Who's excited for the new Tomb Mold Album?
Me. I’ve just recently become a fan of the band. Very comfy death metal that
btw if you want Ukrainian atmo black á la Drudkh I can’t recommend this enough
The track off the new album sounds great, if the whole album is on par with the cerulean salvation EP I will be pleased. Going to see them at the end of July
have you given it your daily listen yet?
They have actually released two songs from their new album just so you know and both are solid
Fucking love this album, definitely going to end in my top three at the end of the year
Clutch
woah never saw Accelerative Phenomenae ty
FH is better than EJV bud
The only thing EJV has is thicker guitar tone. The songwriting isn't nearly as dynamic.
Needs some Pantera
Forest rock, no, but here's a chart.
So I wasn't a big fan of Manor (and I wanted to be, really), but I really liked their filthy demo stuff. If it's closer to that, I'd be happy.
doesn't iced earth have a really complicated series of concept albums about humans conquering aliens
no idea, but I didn't make the chart anyway.
No! Begone, leper!
>make an album
>see a youtube video of it with this as the description
what do you do, /meal/?
What did you say? Sorry I can't hear you, my ear just fell off
Almost had a stroke after the third he/she/it
this is the shitty kind of metalcore
I fucking love charts, this is great
is corpse paint a good meme or a bad meme?
>open windows so it gets cold (it's winter here)
>turn off the lights
>put on some atmoshit
wow it actually works
Updated. Also got rid of a bunch of literally who bands (less than 10k scrobbles) Im hoping this chart is complete now
Why is Enslaved's Viking Metal Age so good bros?
I constantly put on Paysage D'Hiver before I sleep and I mean that in the best of ways.
Replace Alestorm with Iron Mask - Hordes Of The Brave
that album is seriously called Raped Ass
III is most certainly the best of the bunch
Yes and its a classic you should listen to it immediately
you really love your raped ass, eh?
begone
What is /meal/'s favorite Dio era? I like 1992-96 the most, it's still similar to the classic 80's Dio style but it has such a dark, doomy twist to it.
Dio was always great. In rainbow, solo, black sabbath, and heaven and hell. It sucks Americans didnt follow in his footsteps in terms of male vocals in metal
>...Anonymous
>07/01/19(Mon)21:58:06 No.88724513
This is true
denied by cliff
Great shit user, great shit
OS
bro nice post I laughed a lot
>á
Why is Blaze so high? Is it a new trend or something? I always thought it was Funeral Moon > Transilvanian Hunger > Blaze
Marilyn Manson, NIN, Type O Negative.
Knew a girl almost like this.
Putain je vais aller me suicider maintenant
Based peter was a misogynist and still to this day would be crawling through pussy. I dont think there was a bigger chad in metal
He was ironic, you know
I like to call it artistic
He was sarcastic, can't you people tell the difference between sarcasm and irony?
there is no such thing as viking metal
>Based peter was a misogynist
He loved women. He just understood how they function and had some bad experiences in the past.
He was ironic, not sarcastic
Based
>ironic
>sarcastic
He was sardonic
He had real feelings with added exaggeration for artistic/kvlt purposes lets not fog up our glasses too much lads
HOLY SHIT THIS IS A REAL PHOTO
>W.A.S.P.
melodeath sucks
Anyone have problems with this skudge chart?
You've been checking off that backlog you need to listen to, right /meal/?
ss doesnt belong on meal
>yfw they're from israel
/pol/ was right again
slowly digging through the shit on realmofmetal and metalarea
>Transylvanian Hunger only the 7th best Black Metal album
MA confirmed for Jewish
I have 4413 bookmarked bands on MA.
Based commie poster
Yeah, she's sexy, but have you ever dated a goth?
They are nothing but drama and negativity. Sure, they'll do anything sexually, but they are just too much hard work.
Find a nice conservative gf user.
New Abbath in a few days. Should be ok.
New Abbath in a few days. Should be gay,
There was a nice goth in my high school class. She was full on goth the first year, thought it diminished each year. She was much nicer than the normie girls and treated everyone equally.
>new Abbath in a few days
should be ok
I work with a nice and polite black man. I would still never relax around blacks.
What's "so good" about this?
>new Abbath in a few days
should be gay
Rate my chart on a scale of cringe to based
only .8 into cringe, becasuse I'm old & I recognize all of these except center one, mostly based tho
>Terraria
cringe
>not liking terraria
In Flames's Colony and Whoracle
Dark Tranquillity - The Gallery
Insomnium - In The Halls of Awaiting
Amorphis - Tales from the thousand lakes
Generally TJR is the peak and it's hard to get better than that.
Yea Forums sucking Gates of ishtar cock while openly hating Slaugher of the Soul is peak irony
>2019
>Cradle actually sounds pretty good live
They just hate slaughter of the soul because red in the sky was a borderline masterpiece
how can be!!!??!
need metal gf
implying she wouldn't fix everything wrong with you
>JUMP DA FUCK UP
WHY'D THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US YOU MOTHER FUCKER!! FUCKER!!! FUCKER!!!
ON THIS PLANET OF DIRT
NUMBER ONE COMES FIRST
It is only for true grind freaks, posers will never understand true raw grindnoise like your pic and nasum.
>no blood incantation
Sad
HEY YOU ON PUBLIC ASSISTANCE
GET OFF SOCIETY'S BACK
gib something to blast
go away chart user
söy cover
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fakk on beeëääääähh
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Post some more fucking WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR shit
Why is Wormed in the eldritch section when it should be in the third technobabble section
I've been looking for an obscure album I once had listened to for over an year now, I've already scrolled through all the charts that are on the wiki so I'd appreciate some help.
The cover had a yellowish background, on the center was some kind of skull and on the borders there was something like barbed wire or a line.
Not 100% sure of this econd part but It should've been by a jap group but it was sung in english.
Gnaw Their Tongues – All the Dread Magnificence of Perversity
Is this it or is it an actual skull in the middle?
It wasn't this spooky and it was more like a skull yeah.
The only other thing I remember is there was a compilation of it on yt with every song having visualizations in the single thousands.
Get a load of this loser.
Why are love songs virtually non existant in metal?
Loudwire just released their 10 Up-And-Coming Metal Bands You Need to Hear in 2019 list:
>Jinjer
>Knocked Loose
>Mol
>Tallah
>Ultar
>Venom Prison
>Creeping Death
>Employed to Serve
>Devil Master
>Signs of the Swarm
Thoughts?
There are some if you're into power or ballads.
You realize that's not actually her, right? Lmao
Been looking, can't find shit sorry. Any idea on the genre maybe?
>reading Loudwire
Glad you agree :)
I got the video in my yt recs so I decided to check it out. Jinjer, Venom Prison and Signs of the Swarm are based.
Haven't heard of the other bands
Thanks for trying, that sounded like some kind of metal to me but honestly I can't honestly distinguish between the finer subgenres so I suppose that might as well have been the case. I scrolled through 1876 jap metal album covers the other day and found nothing.
Care to share some?
Not him but this is the ballad other bands wish they could make
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Not one of my favourite Rhapsody songs but it should fit the bill
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Demographics
These guys are fantastic.
I hate the fact that adults tell me that the music I listen to isn't good for mental well-being as if that's the reason why I'm depressed, not all metal is depressing you know?
You must be older than 18 to post here
no, it's fucking bullshit though, boomers just don't understand
>opening track is the weakest one
Based
but it's better than the title track and Run to the Hills
ask them if they know what catharsis is
and suggest that maybe confronting negative emotions head-on is more useful than trying to avoid them
Gangland is not the first track iirc
What do you listen to? I know that meme rap has replaced butt/nu metal for edgy teens. But what metal do you guys listen to nowadays?
I'm 22 and I feel like an old man typing this btw.
most types of metal with death and black being my favourite
Underage b&
what are you talking about you fucking idiot?
I actually think that the metal I've been listening to has dumbed me down. If the music isn't made for high IQ people, I don't want it.
what metal are you talking about?
NEW THREAD
It starts out good but the chorus has that goofy ass DoReMiFaSo thing
I swear to god Invaders is Iron Maiden's worst song. Even the bottom of the barrell of Blaze's era doesn't come close.
>boomers just don't understand
Metal IS a boomer genre
in what fucking world is this underrated. its great but everyone acknowledges it
not extreme metal