WHEN I SAY MIDLIFE YOU SAY CRISIS
MIDLIFE
WHEN I SAY MIDLIFE YOU SAY CRISIS
Lucas Ward
Kayden Peterson
CRISIS
Matthew Turner
MIDLIFE
Jaxson Rivera
He must be having the cummies of his life though
Easton Anderson
But you really say "envy". He is obeying his prerogative, in tune with his nature and not a slave to the judgement of others.
Jaxson Powell
Why is there a ring-pull on his chest? Do the doctors need easy access for all the old-man heart surgery he must be having?
Noah Young
my redditor... upvote!
Jason Price
"I am like, really sad, guys. Also, my wife is dying of cancer somewhere, lmao"
Nicholas Morales
you mean his necklace?
Brayden Mitchell
Seems like a bit of a leap in logic. Far more likely that it's a surgery ring-pull.
Anthony Gutierrez
GO ON AND WRING MY NECK
LIKE WHEN A RAG GETS WET
A LITTTLE DISCIPLINE
FOR MY PET GENIUS
MY HEAD IS LIKE A LETTUCE
GO ON AND DIG YOUR THUMBS
I CANN'T STOP GIVING
I'M THRITY SOMETHING
SENSE OF SECURITY
LIKE POCKETS JINGLING
MIDLIFE CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISIIIIS
SUCK INGENUITY
Austin Taylor
He has only one nipple and he had it pierced
Michael Anderson
>going to the beach
>going to a movie
Both completely normal activities people of all ages enjoy, how are they indicative of a mid-life crisis?
Carson Rogers
Eh
15 years age difference at that age isn’t that big of a deal imo
Grayson Nelson
Guy, did you know that famous musicians have disproportionately attractive girlfriends? Crazy stuff right?
Nathaniel Ward
Eh, they are looksmatched and he famemogs her.
Julian Green
OP's entire life is a crisis lmfao
Jose Carter
SENSE OF SE-CUR-A-TAY
LIKE POCKETS JING-GA-LANG
Adrian Ward
>me smart
Dylan Martinez
i fucking lost it.
Anthony Hill
HE'S 1 meter AND 66 cm TALL
Owen Cox
He still goes balls deep in this cutie and wonder how many hotties he's hooked up with over the years
Samuel Murphy
>doesn't have a surgery ring-pull
jesus, when are the meat-grown fleshbags gonna die out already?
Cameron Stewart
blessed thread
Nathaniel Lewis
Famemogs?
Samuel Anderson
There is literally nothing wrong with a 50 year old man spending time with an attractive young lady.
Levi Murphy
who is this
Samuel Jackson
thommy :)
Jason Wright
YOU'RE MENSTURATING HEART
Samuel Howard
Pepeinso en tu mirá
Brayden Adams
Was she an escort?
Joseph Cook
the fuck is a ring pull
Liam Cruz
Nice hips on the lass
Nicholas Foster
a ring that you pull