The Cure headline the Pyramid stage on the last night of the world's greatest festival.
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Janelle Monáe and Christine & the Queens are kicking about too. Still, the party carries on until about 6am on Monday morning for the most dedicated.
What on earth is that woman wearing? Looks like a bin liner
I've done the research and the latest act I can find is DJ Badly, who ends at 7am tomorrow at Heds Party, the mad cunt. Imagine the smell and ket holes.
CURE ON IN A FEW MINS AAAAHHHH
Fucking love the cure lads
Also that chemical brothers set last night was amazing
Aye, really enjoyed it too. Always seen the Chemical Brothers as a bit dated but they have some bangers.
Wait, is this Cure set just going to be what they did at the Disintegration tour?
I genuinely think they're one of the most timeless EDM bands. They've aged much better than equivalents from back then.
Is this the arthoe general?
Probably not lad
How do the Cure STILL sound so fucking good live? They're absolutely flawless.
Robert's voice literally sounds exactly the same as in 1979
Fuck I shouldn't go on Twitter, loads of zoomers calling the cure boring
lol the cure suck. go to reddit if you like normie boomer pop rock
Twitter was full of people praising the Killers (well the 2/4 that turned up) last night for their turd of a headline set. You can't trust people.
I actually thought they were good last night
>Also that chemical brothers set last night was amazing
It was incredible. The only set that made me wish I was there.
They have some tunes and are popular with the norman. They had to wheel out other unrelated acts to make their set 'special' though.
I see more positiv posts than these so called "zoomer" posts.
What was their best song?
Nah, I'd rather watch the streets spit truth than some goth faggots in makeup.
who "can't wait to see 'em this November" ?
>Travis
Jesus
Zoomer here, don't use twitter but I think the cure's first three albums were great.
It was a decent set though.
It's weird that such a bland outfit could be so profoundly irriitating.
Reckon I'll watch the cure tomorrow 2bh, they're still great but not sure I can be bothered right now.
I AM HERE I AM OFF MY FUCKING TITRTSSSSSSS I LOVE THE CURE SO MCUHCG
lmao
Enjoy it m8
Jenelle Monae is absolutely killing it
Ha. What are you on mate?
Shine on you crazy diamond
Not a cure fan but the flawlessness of this set is keeping me going. They sound like they could record albums in a single take.
Best thing is how difficult this stuff is to play as well. They're all incredibly talented.
I hope the new album slaps
This is what a real headliner sounds like. Not retarded grime niggers from London
Robert Smith locked himself in a studio with a shit load of LSD and singlehandedly wrote their greatest album, Disintegration
they sound really good
Don’t OD like some daft poofter
based
Based.
do you think they will tour ever again or 2019 is the last year and chance to see them live?
tbf they are. theyve put in absolutely no effort. janelle monae, killers, kylie minogue all did better. Even Billie Eillish put in more effort than the cure.
If I want a crazy show I'd watch the chemical brothers. This is technically perfect.
How do you actually piss at these festivals?
I wouldn't mind just pissing in a bottle or whatever, but I can imagine it's so densely packed at some stages (or not dense enough) that someone starts shrieking at you.
lol fuck off, Rob is about 60 now. they're playing great.
Also second question. Glastonbury is one of the based festivals you can take hundreds of cans of your own booze to. Since they've banned glass years ago and now plastics, how the fuck do you take spirits?
the cure i mean
Honestly the idea of festivals is terrifying to me as I have a really weak bladder.
Are they on yet?
Metal cans/hip flasks?
Robert's voice is amazing
they will tour forever, its a lifestyle
I can listen to their records then.
You didnt hear Mavis Staples earlier then. Shes like 80 and had a better stage presence than these lot even though her voice is abit fucked now.
Only a mad fanatic would say this lad.
>How do you actually piss at these festivals?
They use yer mum's mouth
You could piss yourself at a festival and no one would notice.
When are they going to play 'Boys Don't Cry' so I can go to bed lads?
It’s the end
this
i do it regularly
one time, heh, the rain started to pour and i was so happy it happened that while i was pissing i also shit myself and no one noticed
Kys zoomer gender fluid faggot
wait for the 2nd encore
This is why I don't ever want to go to a festival.
Why are you like this
Have they done Lullaby yet?
It's part of the fun faggot. You live like a drugged up animal for the weekend. Just save some frsh clothing for the drive home.
Post ur wabs
shhh,spiderman is coming
Yeah I like drugs mate, I'm just not sure shitting your pants is en vogue
this mans dressed up as me gran and youre calling me gender fluid!? ha
Mavis Staples isnt playing an instrument
Whats most amazing about it is all these people are drinking alcohol which typically makes you want to piss even more.
Then get a glamping teepee and use the en suite while taking selfies for instagram with stacy and laura and trimming the hair on your vagina.
gtfo summer fag, you aren't even trying to hide that you're 13, sharing your 9gag tier memes
I know that you’re a discord tranny. You cunts can’t help but reveal yourselves
This is how to do a festival
I think there's a big grey area between the two, lad. Get some talcum powder for when your shitty arse starts chafing.
I'm loving how triggered the normies are that we're getting the miserable version of The Cure and not their pop stuff.
based
kek the crowd were so bored they cheered as he went ofd
>ten minutes to put my pop head back on [shoots self]
>You live like a drugged up animal for the weekend
brits are the worst scum that visit festivals all around the world
the ultimate dirty degenerate pigs
Can't handle the banter son
Man Robert Smith is such a great bloke
Shut the fuck up chav.
he's the best
This guy sounds like Jez from Peep Show
Echo and the bunnymen woulda been a better headliner
They only have one good album and only boomers know them
They have one good song.
Wtf I can only stream if Im in uk? Gayyyyyyyyy. Well I got tickets to see them anyway late August so heheheh fuck you losers!
Wrong.
Very wrong.
Get yourself a VPN you clueless cunt
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Oh my fucking life
how the fuck does robert sound same after 30 years?
yeah tbf whatever gigg youll go to will be exactly the same as this, atmosphere and everything. Found a setlist from their recent tours. So far the glasto encore has been exact song to song order as that list. Lazy fuckers.
How about
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Bitch
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The normies should be pleased now.
I'm enjoying watching this at home but I would have fucked this off an hour ago if I was there.
Robert Smith's brilliant
Normans absolutely ecstatic
First time crowds moved in an hour
I do find it interesting how well the Cure managed to do pop considering they're clearly not that interested in it.
The rest of the acts are sick tho
You can tell they probably resent having to sing their well known stuff.
Close to You has the best bassline in pop
Why?
And by that I mean Close to Me
Was thinking the same desu, definitely looked like a chore to him
This set has gone downhill fast since it got to their popular stuff.
Seems like a set for big Cure fans for the most part, not filthy casuals such as myself. Plus i'd be tired and drunk and craving sleep at this point.
CHOOON
They're only doing their pop stuff now, the first bit was for the fans.
I dont like this norman trend of doo doo dooing over song intros
I liked the beginning of the set (kinda comfy) , the shake dog song (but dont remember the rest from the middle was that snore) and the end the decent pop bits and watching his wet blanket charisma was fun. tbf id rather have seen ian curtis spastic dancing. that wda been a sight at glasto.
FUCK UP CUNT
LOVE CATS LOVE CATS LOVE CATS LOVE CATS
How so? The crowd not reacting well?
Nah he just clearly wasn't enjoying himself as much, felt like it was going throught he motions.
great fucking set. what a treat.
Jesus Christ I'm melting still.
Shame there's no live stream from the BBC of the smaller stages at all. Like not even a nibble inbetween the big 5/6 stages and the BBC Introducing stage.
His mum just died
>play 15 songs literally nobody has heard of
>don't play Lovecats
>doing this while headlining at a mainstream festival full of normies
based or cringe?
I bet christine and the queen fucks her backing dancer girls
Incredibly based, obviously.
Lovecats is impossible to play live
Based. Lovecats is shit.
I wish she was my frog bi gf tbqh
How's that?
Are you some sort of mentally ill trannie?
Imagine just directly smacking the guy from The Streets right in the testicles as he crowd surfs.
seriously?
Where'd you read that
i'd jizz in my pantaloons, that i would.
use a backing track
still better than the cure laddy.
someone redpill me on Glastonbury, why is the BBC allowed to cover it and why do they jerk off so much about it?
Wrong, and laughably so.
As much as it's filled with insufferable hipsters, it's legitimately the best festival in the world. I'd never go, but it's leagues above everything else.
t.
lol
BBC is filled with leftie luvvies who take their kids there as the taxpayers expense, no one complains so meh
This is just what they normally do. Remember hearing Stephen Merchant complaining 15 years ago about going to a cure gigg and them not playing any good tunes.
I use these, just stick it down your pants.
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I dread to imagine what the queues to the bogs are after a performance like that
Because the BBC's remit is to educate, inform and entertain the British public. As such, they cover the UK/world's biggest festival.
Billie eyelashes whole whisper thing sounds anaemic live
ACL has a better lineup than Glastonbury this year tho.
Anyone here noticing the absolute size of Billie Eillish' tits?
>he didn't already know
Christine is a treasure. Still like Tilted
Not even hipsters, just daddy's money champagne socialists from the south east.
>tfw christine and the queens is more chad than any of us
18 tinkles for 55 bucks seems steep
>Because the BBC's remit is to educate, inform and entertain the British public. As such, they cover the UK/world's biggest festival.
>entertain
Glasto's not really a 'festival' anymore. it's middle class wankery attended by people that actually call their children Albert and Geraldine. it's more about being a hippie and pretending to care about the planet before consuming a product destroying the planet in a blazing display of hypocrisy.
Plenty of good working class boys there too. Find some of the smaller festivals a lot more gentrified and therefore wank
90% literally who
degenerate
BabyMetal were easily the best at Glastonbury this year. Pure talent.
But there are no bloody hippies at glasto except perhaps the old boomers whove grown out of it and sold out then using that money to buy back their youth for 3 days.
I'd disagree, having been as a council estate lad. It has a consistently great lineup so you can see why they bother to, on top of all that.
Besides, they often cover Leeds/Reading too along with their own Radio 1's Big Weekend and the based Radio 6 Festival. What you'd expect from the world's largest broadcaster.
Worst was Tame Impala. So wanky and just faff about unnecessarily. Vampire weekend like that abit too.
Was Stormzy as good as the reviewers said? He's only put out one album, not sure how he could have enough material to be "epic" and "one of the best ever".
>doesnt know hes hyped up because hes black from a poor background
tbf he had fireworks and shit.
Holy cringe. What a stupid 'human being' you are.
He has two albums and several mixtapes and whatever.
I watched Jon Hopkins instead but nah, he's the media's overhyped darling basically.
I'll watch it tomorrow.
Did you even watch the Kylie Minogue set?
Lol poorfag. You should neck yourself before you breed more ASBO scum children
>actually going to the GOY festival
lmao
One thing I find magical about Glastonbury is how there will be some lucky twats who get a ticket every year, and just go and sit in Shangri-La or Spaceport or wherever on the site and just mong out on pills for days without a care for The Killers or fucking Chris Martin or whoever.
I'd be terrified of the choice and probably fuck off my normie mates
No he just is the nigger of the moment that the kikes are pushing really hard because ‘muh Grenfell’
I'm an accountant, I probably have more money than you and don't have to go to work unless I want to lel
It’s so big and crowded that it’s impossible to navigate to see any bands at all. You’re better off just going to one stage and staying there for the day
>a bean counter has more money than me
I pay you cunts to pay as little tax as possible
started and ended good. bit boring in the middle
Accountant is a mediocre pajeet tier job my dude.
How were The Good, the Bad and the Queen?
Not at all, management accounting especially.
I've got a few mates like this, basically Glasto is an opportunity to take drugs in a judgement-free environment for five days surrounded by like-minded people. I can see the appeal.
let the deluded lad think what he wants. dont wna crush his self esteem do we.