ITT best quotes by musicians
ITT best quotes by musicians
Liam Bell
Hudson Lee
Mason Bell
>Shellac - My Black Ass
I mean I know he doesn't like jazz but that was a bit uncalled for
Camden Torres
"My band shared an airport shuttle with them in Barcelona. They piled onto the shuttle late, after finally getting corralled by their minder, who was nursing a head wound with an ice bag wrapped in a towel. They piled in, niggering everything in sight, motherfucking the driver, boasting into the air unbidden about getting their dicks sucked and calling everyone in the area a faggot. Then one of them lit a joint (or a pipe, I didn't look) and told the driver to shut the fuck up nigger and smoked it anyway. A female passenger tried to engage one of them in conversation, but he just stared at her with a dead-to-me stare while his seatmate flipped double birds in her face.
The whole trip they complained about not being at a McDonalds and repeatedly shouted for the motherfucker to pull over so they could get some fucking McDonalds nigger. Interspersed with the McDonalds requests were shouted boasts about how often they masturbated and fucked bitches nigger and got paid like a motherfucker fifty grand like a motherfucker. They continued complaining that the trip was taking too long and insisted they be fed immediately all the way to the airport, where their minder presumably fed them.
I am quite happy none of them engaged me directly, because at least one of us would have regretted it."
- Steve Albini
Carter Parker
Juan Miller
He's right, you know.
Michael Moore
the fucking maccies because i dont have to spend ages picking out fucking cheese
Brody Martinez
100% correct and based, fast "food" shouldn't be considered food
Samuel Miller
Correct about fast foods, but well, I honestly quite enjoy the taste of coke and other fizzy drinks in general. Nothing beats a cup of good tea though
Adrian Turner
This one is my absolute fave. (1/2)
Matthew Reed
This one from a few days ago where based Jack White BTFOs the fucking hell out of shitty "music journalism" sites and calls them out on their shit
Jack White is based asf.
Ryan Nguyen
BASED AS FUCK
Robert Taylor
lol, black people need whitey like a fish needs water. We're giving them their sense of purpose
Brody Foster
Liam Wood
he’s never smoked weed before?
Thomas Jones
get some fucking McDonalds nigger
Christian Hill
nice.
Jayden Barnes
Don't think anything will ever top this gem.
Nathan Russell
his face looks like pepe the frog
Ayden James
Luis Howard
Nolan Turner
>for less than the cost of modern food you can eat like a literal medieval peasant
Eli Murphy
"You know that terrible band Greta Van Fleet? I think they're absolutely abysmal. I think they're terrible. I think it's a joke
But they're an example of a band, because they're pretty young boys, they look like a boy band, they play this really piss-poor, third-rate impersonation of Led Zeppelin.
But they're pretty and they've had all the help of the media, the commercial machine, behind them and they've been able to reach a massive audience almost overnight by playing third-rate music.
I don't believe for one minute that anyone will even remember who they are in 10 years.
Now, I might be wrong. Maybe they'll prove me wrong. Maybe they'll suddenly develop into a good band and make a good record. But the point is, at the moment, they're not. They're like a boy band version of Led Zeppelin."
Nathaniel Nelson
albini is an admitted pedofile
>Jaded as I am, I can't help but flip seeing a girl and guy of twelve or thirteen, tops, ramming Martel bottles up each other's asses. These are not the Dutch equivalent of abused trailer-park kids, either. They look to be in excellent health and seem to be honestly enjoying this. Makes all the conventional arguments against this kind of thing seem really silly. They're kids. Kids like to play with their own and other people's privates. They're just being photographed at it. Now, people who get a voyeuristic charge out of watching them, like me, I guess, well, we've got some grip-on-reality problems. There's maybe 1% of all pornography that has any effect on me, and it's definitely not a turn-on very often. But when it is, and it's as weird as this, it's pretty hard to take.
Nicholas Wilson
Greta Van Fleet don't even deserve being labelled Led Zeppelin copycats. They're Wolfmother copycats at best
Carter Bell
>good cheese OR roast beef
yo dis nigga tryna tell me a cheese sandwich betta than micky deez? hellz naw fool gtfo
Logan Davis
...steve NO
John Murphy
>This is Jordan, we do what we like
>Come with me, my five year old
>Stay with me, play hide and seek
damn steve
Jeremiah Rivera
The ultimate Yea Forumstant
Brayden Ward
I cant stand sw but this is holy based
Connor Cruz
Fries : Am I a joke to you ?
Oliver Jenkins
go back to facebook please
Owen Smith
>I feel sorry for Keane. No matter how hard they try they’ll always be squares. Even if one of them started injecting heroin into onto his cock people would go ‘Yeah but your dad was a vicar, good night’
Jaxson Foster
Me:
You: go back to Facebook please
Bentley Ramirez
Joshua Ward
do you think this is a joke user
Tyler Gomez
WTF I love Sex Pistols now
Adam Campbell
kek
Nathan Edwards
Nobody :
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My brain on quinoa salad : yes
Tyler Williams
based
James Roberts
No,he stated so in an interview once
Blake Hernandez
Based
Grayson Hill
Is this real?
Brayden Lopez
>In a recent USA Today article, reporter Miles White quotes Davis as saying: "If somebody told me I only had one hour to live, I'd spend it choking a White man. I'd do it nice and slow." But the veteran musician added, "The only White people I don't like are the prejudiced White people. Those the shoe don't fit, well, they don't wear it."
Evan Young
TOPKEK
Seriously though, without white people the whole world would be Zimbabwe
Ayden Myers
Wow you can just tell he's a real intellectual
Noah Williams
>bread
might as well just eat the big mac, stevie, just as bad for you
Wyatt Wood
>When I hear the term right wing I think of Hitler, Satan, and civil war. These people are terrorists and also have the same beliefs as white supremacists, who also claim to act and embrace their ideals on the grounds of god. Right wing is the foulest, dirtiest insult a person could be called. These people hate minorities of all color. They will perform mass extermination on everything that is not white.
Connor Brown
>is mentally ill
checks out
Jayden Kelly
That guy was one of the dumbest people in history
Chase Barnes
>heroin addict judging anyone
Jonathan Miller
>Highschool dropout who spent all his time writing about his feelings
>Discussing politics coherently
Brody Bennett
>Right wing
>Satan
Is he just stupid or do leftists not see how they attach themselves to satanic ideals through their worship of sexual degeneracy and atheism. I have to wonder if the only reason he believes this way is that he cannot conceive of any actual morality that requires self-sacrifice and abstinence from baser desires.
Juan Moore
absolutely seething dumbfuck righties
Adrian Russell
>I'm all about love! Love wins!
>EVERYONE ON THE RIGHT IS A LITERAL DEMON AND THEY DESERVE VIOLENCE
Actual leftist logic. It's a wonder they can even manage to put on their clothes the right way.
Brayden White
>haha stupid leftists, mere words hurt you? akekeke
Camden Howard
steve albini is a fucking horrible mixer, shut up
Dylan Lopez
It's been said before but the reason he had to say something like that is because his clientele mainly consists of trust fund hipster dipshits (muh analog tape) who've never had to work a day in their entire lives so living on some kind of budget and not frivolously wasting money is an alien concept to them.
He probably had seven days of recording set up with some trust funders and they had to cut out on the sixth day because they ran short on cash and he was all like "Da fuk? I saw them little shits eating Micky Deesz yesterday so I know they had some money!"
He's got a gambling problem so trust funders stiffing him can be a life or death situation in Chicago.
Jack Ward
peak fucking soi
Wyatt Parker
Grayson Murphy
i guess heroin is jazz because it uses like 3 or 4 chords.
Michael Hughes
based Mozposter
Henry Moore
TISM, when asked why they had intelligent post-modern ideas but made relatively straightforward pop music
>Give me a pop-song, mate. Give me a fucking pop-song. Not only is it more fun, it's pretty fuckin' hard to write as well. You can bung in as many out-of-tune oboes as you want, but putting chords together so they sound pleasant isn't as simple as it might appear. It mightn't be the Sistine Chapel, but what is? Ollie fucking Olsen with his stupid feedback and cough mixture? The Jesus and Mary Chain, with their stupid feedback, and their stupid stage show with 800 powerful stupid lights and enough stupid dry ice to enhance their stupid stupidity up its own bullshit crappy teenage pretentious one dimensional dick witted puissant artistic enigma?
>So ... what have you listened to for a good time that isn't, after all, a 'traditional' song? Still playing the Mike Oldfield records, huh? Still whipping Yessongs on for a good time? Wanna count on one hand how many people have fun at a Sonic Youth gig? I'm not supporting The Choirboys, old man, I'm just saying that the day some jumped-up over-paid self-important post-modernist cocksucker puts his foot upon his Fairlight computer in the middle of his 47-minute opus "The Silent Forgiveness of the Pig-God" and belts out the chords to "Johnny B. Goode" is the day I'll join you at the footlights of post-modernism.
>Besides which, pop songs sell more.
Mason Cox
>Still whipping Yessongs on for a good time?
[spoiler]Yes[/spoiler]
Ethan Butler
Can't wait until you realize how brainwashed you are
Michael Butler
Absolutely cringe and retarded