>Haydn was short in stature, perhaps as a result of having been underfed throughout most of his youth. He was not handsome, and like many in his day he was a survivor of smallpox; his face was pitted with the scars of this disease.[s] His biographer Dies wrote: "he couldn't understand how it happened that in his life he had been loved by many a pretty woman. 'They couldn't have been led to it by my beauty.'"[55] >His nose, large and aquiline, was disfigured by the polyps he suffered during much of his adult life,[56] an agonizing and debilitating disease that at times prevented him from writing music.[57] Haydn was totally fucked appearance-wise and still found a way to smash puss and have friends.
Carson Rodriguez
I love to suck big, long and thicc black dicks and swallow after they cum
Jaxson Sanchez
Because Mozart didn't give a shit about arranging and adapting older music written for older instruments, as evidenced by his Bach and Handel adaptions.
Historicist performances can yield good or even great results, but it also has the potential to become gimmicky and hyperspecialized, masking lacking interpretations.
Liam Gutierrez
Kek
Samuel Phillips
Does /classical/ want a gift?
Jeremiah Hall
Based and Handel-pilled.
Aiden Powell
Probably has something to do with being a fucking genius and the 3rd greatest musician in all of human history
Oliver Allen
Oh I forgot the part in which I suck their hairy balls and eat the musk of those uncut african penises
>implying women truly care about artistic geniality
Lucas Murphy
1:24 VRROOOMMM
Jordan Jackson
I always suspected glen was afro-cock crazy
Christian Walker
The worthwhile women do
Juan Parker
No they don't Indeed
Christopher Morgan
The worthwhile women pretend.
Cameron Ortiz
>Sergio Canovas is fake glen Oh nono nono nono
John Ross
>implying you aren't sergio
Jordan Morales
I think there's more than one fake glen.
Nathaniel Watson
fucking tripfags
Sebastian Hall
Hello, I'm Glen Ghoul. I've decided to drop my name, but before I completely disassociate with it I want to say I love the taste of head cheese. My favorite is West African head cheese.
What we know of the REAL Glen: Is 19 years old. Total zoomer. Lanklet. 1m87cm, very thin. Loves anime and catboys. Therefore is gay. Probably a closeted tranny Tasteless (likes Ghould's Bach, obviously). Not American. Probably ESL. I think he's Brazilian, personally.
Jason Gonzalez
Based
Dylan Cooper
>Very thin >Lanklet No, also i'm not brazilian, and i'm not gay and pitou is a catgirl not a catboy
hi, this is my first time posting on Yea Forums and im sorry if this is out of place for this board, but ive been trying to find these two pieces to no avail, if somebody recognices what they are, it would mean a lot if you could reply! its from these two vids:
>1:00 I'm a giant stomping on a village of scurrying little persons no larger than mice. >1:30 I succumb into a long nap from my rampage. >2:00 The wisest of the bunch devise a plan to rid themselves of me >2:30 They construct an ingenious trap to subdue the giant menace. >3:00 I resume my rampage and destroy their little device, but then... >3:30 I am filled with pity upon seeing their crushed little skeletons. I reflect upon my own purpose and wonder whether there truly isn't any other outlet for my fury. >5:00 I wander to the cliffs' edge and gaze out over the sea. I contemplate the clouds, the sky, the ocean and everything in existence that is utterly unaffected and indifferent to me. >6:30 I am a bully. I am weak, and the world is vast. Existence crushes me as I crush those I deem undeserving of life. I feel alone. >7:00 EUREKA! . . . no, wait, I've lost it >7:20 I've got it! I know now what I must do. I will construct an eternal city for all to enjoy. Glorious towers of silver and glass to dwarf all who would trample the tiny. All will share in my wonders and rejoice. >9:00 My great monolith reaches the heavens themselves. But I cannot do it alone. As I give the mice safety I shall give them employment as well. Get to work, ye micelings, it's for your own good that we shall construct the eternal city, one to house and protect you from such as me. >9:45 But the hands that built the city knew nothing of the mind that had conceived it. My tower, my city begins to sway before mighty gusts from god only knows where. >11:00 I wrap my arms around the base of my city to keep it from collapsing. >11:30 Some rejoice while others curse. I don't have the support of the small people. >12:15 The wisest of the bunch endeavor to leave the city, and I am left to my thankless toil in supporting a vast city from collapsing and crushing a bunch of ingrates. I am as Atlas lifting the world on my shoulders. I am alone.
How do I into classical? I'm already familiar with most of Beethoven's symphonies and some famous pleb-friendly stuff like the Jupiter suite and new world symphony.
Is there a flowchart you can recommend?
Austin Diaz
holy fuck, the most based ray william johnson reference ever, total boomer youtube
Jace Perry
Wouldn't Beethoven's contemporaries have been disturbed, if not annoyed, by this piece? This sounds like he is drunkenly giving them the middle finger.
Elijah Miller
start with mozart
Daniel Williams
Go to your library and pick up some TTC courses. Alternatively, you can just torrent them.
But which pieces? Why not Start with Bach who was earlier and as influential?
Jason Bennett
>7:20 not quite sure how you extrapolated that from a fugue not sure how you came up with any of it tbqhwy but fair enough
Nolan Green
Well Tempered Clavier, Book 1 Well Tempered Clavier, Book 2 The Great Catholic Mass (Mass in B minor) The Art of Fugue The Musical Offering Organ Sonatas (BWV 526 - 532) The Orgelbüchlein (BWV 599 - 644) Preludes and fugues for organ (BWV 532 - 565) Passacaglia and fugue in C minor (BWV 582) St. Matthew's Passion St. John's Passion Cello Suites Brandenburg concertos Violin partitas Violin concertos Concertos for 2 violins English suites French suites The four Clavier-Übung (Includes the Goldberg Variations and the German Organ Mass) The Keyboard concertos The orchestra suites (BWV 1066 - 1068)
Diabelli published the work quickly as Op. 120 in June of the same year, adding the following introductory note:
>We present here to the world Variations of no ordinary type, but a great and important masterpiece worthy to be ranked with the imperishable creations of the old Classics—such a work as only Beethoven, the greatest living representative of true art—only Beethoven, and no other, can produce. The most original structures and ideas, the boldest musical idioms and harmonies are here exhausted; every pianoforte effect based on a solid technique is employed, and this work is the more interesting from the fact that it is elicited from a theme which no one would otherwise have supposed capable of a working-out of that character in which our exalted Master stands alone among his contemporaries. The splendid Fugues, Nos. 24 and 32, will astonish all friends and connoisseurs of serious style, as will Nos. 2, 6, 16, 17, 23, &c. the brilliant pianists; indeed all these variations, through the novelty of their ideas, care in working-out, and beauty in the most artful of their transitions, will entitle the work to a place beside Sebastian Bach's famous masterpiece in the same form. We are proud to have given occasion for this composition, and have, moreover, taken all possible pains with regard to the printing to combine elegance with the utmost accuracy.
Joshua Lee
Thank you. Are all these Bach?
Josiah Myers
Yes the one true king
Logan Torres
strong but >no cantatas >no lute >only one misc. organ work
Thank you all so much. Why are you so based? If I had asked a similar question on any other genre on Yea Forums I would have been hounded with shit. I guess classical music really is the end-game of musical taste development
Jaxon Gray
we're in good spirits because weve got back from weekend concerts
somebody please post the pittbull with a hat that looks like steve reich
Cooper Murphy
I have taken the Walcha pill for Bach. Organ and harpsichord. The timbres and the slower playing makes the music feel far less....idk robotic than all the same stuff on piano. Like, I don't think performers were THAT technical during Bach's time so it's not like they all play this stuff as fast as most do today, and Bach knew organ/harpsichord best. So he probs made some of his choices in composition based on those two facets as well.
Connor Watson
>Like, I don't think performers were THAT technical during Bach's time They were WAY more Technical actually HELLO this is Baroque music, but yeah Walcha is pretty good
