Jack White BTFOs Pitchfork in open letter

Damn, I dont like his music but this is based as FUCK

>in the 1800's, artists weren't punished for taking the road less traveled

We can get a lot more recent than that. The ultra-conformity in the modern music "scene" really seems like a product of the past few years. There weren't as many shrieking censorious retards hunting for ideological heretics even just 5 years ago.

He was making a hyperbolic statement about the 00s.

yeah, he had to be in a rage to pull out the hamster wheel, wake up the hamsters, go mine some copper and smelt and pull it into wires and link them to the telephone poles and charge up the electrotypograph to send this mildly amusing message.

Jack has always been based, Yea Forums is late as hell

Another powerful post by MKULTRA CHAD. What a time to be alive.

Pitchfork? Stick a fork in em, they're done.

Hell yes. What a stud.

Am i the only one that thinks he proved pitchfork right by answering this in such a boomer ass tone? "cyber laughs until the electric cows come home" LMAO

fuck off pitchfork intern

"just be yourself" - jack white

die boomer die

I want more artists fucking off P4k please.

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do you truly not understand base level irony?

based jack for sure. based jack city.

absolutely, utterly, based

that was making fun of boomerspeak.
if ya wanna get *really* technical, he shouldn't responded at all. they aren't even worth it. he gave them power by responding. they are dead, let them die

Is jack being ironic or are we being ironic? because both missed the mark mate

your brain is broken hope it can be fixed brother

This may be his finest work.

>I-I-irony! its irony!
cope and die, boomer

I'm sorry you didn't get it but he left plenty of words there in the run up that made it obvious

the good ones

okay boomer, you can imagine that but i can actually read

Damn dude. They accused him of being on heroin?

based, fuck music """journalists"""

>I don't hate people who own cell phones, or never allow one near me, or hate ALL technology etc. Stop paining with such a wide brush. Just because I don't own a cell phone in an attempt to lead a healthy life doesn't mean I hate all technology. Though you'd love me to be the luddite that provides you with cyber laughs 'til the electric cows come home, I hate to break the myth by stating that I listen to digital music, I drive an electric car, and I typed this boring response on my computer

BTFO

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>not "electric computer"
jesus, jack.

>signs autograph

The hero we need..

Mad props to my boy jack white

Jack white is the straightest edge artist there’s ever been, lmao at people thinking he’s some drugs

Impressive.

JAACKKY BOY

>MKULTRA CHAD: SUPERCHRIST PONTIFEX, REVELATOR and LIBERATOR of the BROLETARIAT, SALVATOR PUSSY

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Wonder if pitchfork will reply

PITCHFORK STATUS: PANNED

I hope this becomes a trend. Pitchfork needs to fucking die.

Jesus, how can one man be so fucking based:
>writes on of the most recognizable and frankly one of the best riffs ever
>knows about phone addiction and stops it actively
>has a great band aside from their one famous single
>realizes how trashy and terrible these shitty "music "journalism" " sites are and actively works against them, probably also doesn't like fagtano and christcuck and likes scaruffi
>doesn't have a single album below a 6 from based scaruffi.

fuck shitfork honestly

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go die stupid teenager