hey mu rate these two jokes i just wrote about music
what's a dreamer's favorite drug to take when he writes music?
aspirin'
did you hear about the beaner who swallowed a king crimson record whole? that was larks tongues in a spic
Hey mu rate these two jokes i just wrote about music
Samuel Reed
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Charles Smith
>what's a dreamer's favorite drug to take when he writes music?
>aspirin'
Benjamin Moore
2nd one kinda exists
Jonathan Miller
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Kayden Barnes
Bumping this B A S E D thread
Aaron Roberts
where does jeff mangum get his milk
at the neutral milk hotel!
Jeremiah Garcia
What do you call the friend of a musician?
the drummer.
Luke Rogers
why was kevin shields so sad?
it’s because he was loveless!
Liam Evans
what is the lead singer of american football’s favorite sport to watch?
american football!
Joseph Smith
where do the beatles walk across the street?
at abbey road!
Charles Carter
What happens when you take a nigger and a faggot and combine them?
You get OP
Dominic Turner
What would you get if you made The Gerogerigegege mainstream?
The Left Rights
Luis Cooper
What insect is Paul McCartney afraid of?
Beatles with wings
Kevin Ortiz
what did the avalanches say when they broke up with their girlfriend who was named “since”?
since, i left you!
Julian Walker
what did kurt cobain say when he changed his mind about something he said previously?
“bang now i’m dead!”
Charles Lewis
mgmt does something good...
everyone says congratulations!
Landon Williams
Three guys walked into a bar and ordered three glasses of wine from the cask of ‘42
One guy said, I hold the red star proudly in my hand and also I have a coupon for a free glass
The other two said We’ve gotta fly by night tonight
They all left and the bartender said, I guess they RUSH
Landon Morales
What did Kanye say to Kim during a heated argument? I made a mistake getting married to you.
What does Billy Corgan do for fun? Nothing because he's a grumpy old man.
What did Kurt Cobain say to Courtney Love? Please don't kill me.
Alexander Garcia
How did the normie bring himself to listen to a Merzbow album?
It was better than listening to Woodpeckers
Ryan Murphy
how does portishead insult people?
by calling them dummy!
stupid fag
Andrew Price
what did yoko say after john was shot?
yoko ohno!
Owen Watson
>did you hear about the beaner who swallowed a king crimson record whole? that was larks tongues in a spic
Burst out laughing because of this. Good work user.
Mason Sanchez
This one is so anti it made me laugh in a Neil hamburger kind of way
Adam Stewart
Jesus.
David King
Based right?
Carter Watson
Extremely
Zachary Gomez
miles davis walks into a bar. the bartender says “you’re looking kind of blue!” he nods in a silent way of agreement.
Ryan Hall
and then he orders bitchs brew lol
Dominic Young
Then Miles Smiles
Jose Rodriguez
what does kanye west call his beautiful dark twisted fantasy?
my beautiful dark twisted fantasy!
Sebastian Gonzalez
dark magus