BAD DESCRIPTIONS

this one’s probably too easy but whatever
>i am the trent reznor lol
>ouchie i fell off a cliff and i'm dead
>DUDE TECHNOLOGY BAD LOL
>the hit single
>i forgot this song existed xd
>boo hoo whatever
>narcissism lol
>dj shadow made a vaporwave with this song
>best song on the album anyone who disagrees is a shitwanker
>harps and pretty shit
>uhhhhh could you speak up maybe

is it something by Radiohead?

> I feel old
> REEEE
> Hey Wayne
> A stripper's favorite song
> Fuck Seattle
> "Post-rock is good"
> Ok so basically I'm monkey
> A farmer's favorite song
> I'm thirsty but I don't want water
> Misleading title
> REEEEE
> Sorry bro

In Utero

It's Kid A

incorrect

>the world is fucked and there is no god
>I love you
>woah man space is crazy, you make me sick
>I never loved you
>I can’t describe this song. It makes no fucking sense. WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!
>Life is pain, I don’t matter, you don’t matter
>I took DMT and now I wanna kill you and myself
>teenagers slit their wrists
>Darkness, blah blah. Is that a trumpet?
>Hey, I’m feeling pretty good right now
>the world is fucked and there is no god

Yee

>come out of the closet, baby ass bitch
>I am a horse I want to be fucked
>you like that last song? here it is again but slightly worse
>bitch never heard of a thermometer lmao
>you like that last song? here it is again but slightly worse
>you like tracks two and three? here they are again but as a much worse interlude
>bro its ambient bro you don't understand it
>madonna fucking sucks, this song epic
>ooooooooh scary!!!! -> oooooooooooooooh creepy!!!!!!!!

>tired of sex
>dude, life sucks
>I read books
>damn girl, how old are you?
>I miss the good times
>we have a tumultuous relationship
>I'm hungover
>shit dude, idk
>FUCK THE PO- whoops, bad timing
>here's hoping I don't get an std
>I'm so horny, goddamn

>ahohoooooaaaaaaaaaaaaooooo
>dun dun dun dun dun dun dun tiddly tiddly tiddly tiddly tiddly tiddly
>ta bling ta bling ta bling ta bling
>re mem burrr re mem burr
>dun da-dun, da-dun... dun... dun da-dun, da-dun... dun... dun da-dun, da-dun... dun
>NISS UH-NISS UH-NISS UH-NISS UH-NISS UH-NISS UH-NISS UH-NISS UH-NISS
>bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh bwooooooooooooooooooaaaaaahhh
>UP DOO DA DOO DOO A DIGGY DIGGY
>gay gay gay gay HAA HAAA gay gay gay gay gay HAA HAAA gay gay gay gay
>ahh ahhh-haaahh-ahhhh *doo doo da doo* ahh ahhh-haaahh-ahhhh *doo doo da doo* ahh ahhh-haaahh-ahhhh *doo doo da doo*

Ziggy Stardust?

is it post by bjork?

>fuck it's the end of the world
>dude love
>dude space love
>dude space man
>dude this song doesn't fit the album
>dude space man love
>dude space man rocker
>dude space man groupies
>dude space man rocker
>dude space man gay
>space man sad

>Equality
>Will you be the Robin to my Batman?
>OH DON’T YOU DARE LOOK BACK
>The world is fucked, be yourself
>I love you
>Growing up sucks, U R Not Alone
>I’m taking control of my life
>be yourself
>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>forever young woooo
>I’m gonna fuck you until school starts
>I love you, I can’t swim

Nope

>vietnam forest destruction
>are you able to make your own choices?
>i am not burnt, just slightly grilled
>hawaii is fucked, let's kill them all and party
>mob mentality
>instrumental
>i lost my job and now i'm gonna die
>i might love you
>oh fuck never mind you're dating this fucker now

spiritualized - ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space?

>"an airbag saved my (brother's) life"
>the incel song
>I'm still obsessed with my ex-girlfriend
>I found this old picture of myself
>DUDE SOCIAL ANXIETY LMAO
>jk about all that heavy stuff, I'm a fun-loving guy!
>jk here's a song about how alcoholism tears families apart
>I'm a loser
>society is to blame for our relationship failing
>"GAY GAY GAY DISNEY GAY!!!"

deceit is correct

yes good job

Fuck you.

>random sounds
>fuck hippies pt 1
>fuck hippies pt 2
>fuck hippies pt 3
>fuck hippies pt 4
>fuck hippies pt 5
>fuck hippies pt 6
>fuck hippies pt 7
>fuck hippies pt 8
>fuck hippies pt 9
>random sounds
>random sounds
>fuck hippies pt 10
>fuck hippies pt 11
>fuck hippies pt 12
>fuck hippies pt 13
>fuck hippies pt 7 reprise
>fuck hippies pt 14
>random sounds

okay, this one is definitely Ziggy Stardust

is it im wide awake its morning? this is just my guess cause I think there's a monologue about airplanes or sum on the first track and I remember it being kinda incel-y.

The Blue Album.

HI FRANK ZIPPY

the album shit on more than just hippies though!

correct

yea
no

>BLACK BEAUTY
>I’m Dying
>bye
>Ima drunk
>I love you
>God damn
>i miss you
>hymn bullshit
>EVERYBODY’S RACIST
>my dad left me, and never came back
>I still love and miss you

>wohw! being boring is fun
>poor Michael Jackson impression singing
>white trash
>see i can write serious songs too
>aging lmao. see i just did it twice
>okay back to goofy shit. More cowbell
>fuck i'm tired of partying. oh well nothing better to do
>[insert track here]
>fuck gentrification

>oooh a serial killer opening??? this band is edgy and cool
>epic meme song
>I just stole some drugs
>freakout song featuring some Latina bitch
>epic meme song
>instrumental
>fuck da police
>bro phones bad bro society
>another instrumental
>loud underrated one
>shit tier, cool sample source tho
>bitches n drugs
>the loud and forgettable closer, still p good song tho

Exmilitary

exmilitary ez

>guitar noodling
>life sucks then you die
>guitar noodling
>I’m alive
>guitar noodling
>guitar noodling with violins
>guitar noodling
>I don’t wanna die but I’m gonna
>guitar noodling
>guitar noodling with violins
>it’s 2 am and I’m still awake
>guitar noodling

>the one everyone knows but nobody listens past the intro
>old man shouts at clouds but sad
>i don't know what the fuck i'm doing
>skip
>some serious dnd shit

>im boutta fuck
>jus chillin
>im cool and epic
>my friends make me do bad things
>you guys like the same fucking flow over and over again
>m'lady
>skip
>YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK
>drugs are bad, mmmkay?
>im crying so fucking much right now
>skip
>the torch has been passed

Nevermind

easy, itcotck

>remember when I used to make folk music?
>well, I don't anymore, but at least I still do stuff in weird meters
>WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>my gf left me :(
>time for a mid-life crisis
>WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, part 2
>I may in fact have autism
>oh good lord I'm depressed
>at least my bf is pretty cute :3
>HELP, PLEASE HELP, I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
>*cheerfully kills prog rock* well that was fun, never gonna make another depressing album again, totally, never ever, not gonna happen, oh FU-

ITCOKC, and yes I skip Moonchild too

>muh blues riffs pt.1
>muh blues riffs pt.2
>muh mandolin
>muh piper
>muh keyboards
>muh drumming
>muh acoustic track
>muh blues riffs pt.3
>muh

In the Court of Krimson Cing?

>pointless intro
>overplayed in old navy stores
>trader joes toilet paper-core
>beautiful song about one of the filthiest things on earth
>pointless interlude
>FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST NEVER EVER FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS SONG WHILE DRIVING
>why are you singing about mermaids and shit, that doesn’t have anything to do with anything
>pointless interlude
>literal saturday morning cartoon music
>pointless interlude
>literal orgasmic feelings converted into audio
>gangsta sesame street lol
>pointless interlude
>pointless interlude
>gangsta sesame street lol
>another fucking pointless interlude
>youtube poop chorus
>jesus piss do these pointless interludes ever end
>extremely fitting title
>pointless interlude except this time it’s 4 minutes
>boards of canada on WEED!!!!! hahahahahahaha

age of adz

>...
>I’m Bad
>My friends are all druggies
>imma rule the world
>I’m the devil
>gay lmao
>call me back
>I’m a child
>the office
>I fuck black guys
>I’m worried
>I’m gonna kill myself
>ily
>bye

billie eilish - the blacked album

yes, haven't you heard the special edition, pleb?

zoso

nah, not a spotifag

winrar

>the end time are upon us
>fuck colonialism
>obligatory title track, too long and varied to summarize
>having PTSD from a gay clown
>time for a history lesson
>it's hard to be the first lady when your husband up and dies
>dad remarried so I'm going to act like a jackass
>*noises of enthusiasm*
>the popular one
>my gf died :(
>socialism
>superheroes
>have fun figuring out these references :)
>oh god oh fu-
>-ck, oH GOD, FUCK, WHY IS BEING GAY SO PAINFUL, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I'm in a horror movie now :)))
>yo listener, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish but let's back up a bit
>reminder #18472 that I love Jesus
>still love Jesus
>holy shit, another 7 minute song, when will it end
>haha I'm so random XD
>still love Jesus

yes

>crescendo-core with a commonly misheard climax lyric
>literally the exact same thing as the first song
>I'm a dad now
>stuck on a train
>we still play guitar
>I'm literally going to eat you bro
>everybody hates this song for some reason
>the lead singer's favourite song
>I cri evertim
>war is bad
>fuck music critics!
>muse_drones.jpg
>no idea what this song is about but the remix is way better
>dad's drunken ramblings

>FUCK YOU I DON’T GIVE A SHIT
>um, that’s the spartans, not the romans
>croissants
>fuck blacks and fuck jews
>3 minutes of shit, 2 minutes of musical genius
>sexual depravity: the song
>nina_simone_(trap_remix).mp3
>gregorian chanting and video game noises
>hahahahaha you thought i was gonna have a moment of self reflection and change my ways? fuck you i’m still don’t give a shit
>chorus is literally just bass and autotune but it fucking works

>LET ME IN
>vampires
>I killed her
>come with me if you wanna live, JUST KIDDING
>I take pills, ima shoot myself
>911
>zombies
>let’s run away
>day jobs suck
>let’s go out fighting babe

>reluctantly sexed, burns down house
>death song
>jealousy
>it sounds like its supposed to be "... the day it comes to poooort" but fuck that it's about childbirth
>noisy synthesizer music
>genius says "lust"
>chiller synthesizer music, even chiller trombone solo
>drugs/breakup
>girlfriend kills herself but doesn't die
>borderline stalking
>henry darger
>fuck the rest of this album here's some noise

>we're doing shoegaze now
>i miss you so much
>running out of time
>i love you, we need to get married now
>long time no see
>you can sing this to your kid, but if they really listen, they will be terrified
>my frens and i are having an adventure :)
>i could use some water
>i'm drowning but i'm with you so it's okay
>my life is falling apart
>improvisation
>this is pointless
hail to the thief
yeezus

houdini melvins

...Like Clockwork

what about this says "houdini" to you in any way, shape, or form

No sir

fucck wait melvins was the metal band ok never midn ok

He says the artist name in the first one.

The Slip. Good pick. How could you forget echoplex though? Easily best song, you shitwanker.

>I’m gonna fuck you until school starts
What the fuck is this?

some user already guessed it dunkass
it was bjork

>intro
>cycles
>EXTreMe jAzz fuSion
>"internet bad, we live in a society"
>meow
>don't wanna live without YOOOOOOOOOUUUU
>different, skipped
>pointless interlude mixed with short songs
>ladies and gentlemen, kenny loggins
>i don't like the verse in this but the song is nice
>weird meter song whose title suggests racial commentary but it's actually kinda nice
>weirdo overindulges on japanese culture and impregnates a girl
>oh SHiT the COps
>video games are better than real girls; fuck you you stupid hoe
>arguably the artist's biggest hit, best song on the album
>lost
>generic "let's get drunk and high" verse from one of my least favorite rappers of all time
>starts normal and descends into whatever the fuck
>another pointless interlude. seriously none of the songs are longer than four minutes why are there these fucking interludes
>can't sleep
>generic sad man drinks away his pains and gets into philosophy
>intro, reprise

ye

fuck i forgot one
track 22
>i don't like Pharell

It's Nevermind. To be fair my descriptions are fucking terrible as the OP requested

>pretty noises
>the same thing but now there’s vocals
>POOPOO NOISES!!!!!!!!
>fisher price guitar
>pretty noises again

i think you fucked up the tracklist too, Something in the Way is at the end

this is probably a stretch but i’m gonna guess donuts by j dilla

Yeah I fucked it up, didn't feel like replying and correcting myself though

Illinois, easy.

This one prolly wont have many fans on this board. God mode maybe?
>Meadowcore
>screamo was pretty popular when this song came out, so don't judge it too hard
>"I lost you and I suck."
>Vonnegut
>Brief electronic detour
>"I'm coming to clap them cheeks
>and probably murder you afterwards"
>"She took my virginity."
>"I'm sorry about all the crazy stuff. I actually love you. I'm over all that. Swear I'm not lying."
>Another electronic detour
>"She basically told me I'm a dick before she died"
>"Yeah we were super in love. Everyone makes mistakes. Hope I don't burn in hell."

>REEEEEEE
>2002 rock radio hit with a weird ass music video
>needless biblical refences in the chorus
>death
>REEEEEEEEEE
>suicidal references, also 6/8
>another radio hit; this time about thot
>you're cheating on me and i'm finished with it. also it's storming in my room, there's blood in my spoon
>sex
>fuck radio broadcasts of tele-evangelists
>the bassist left the band because of this one
>isn't that an oxymoron
>hidden track with a fucking amazing brass band performance on top of one of the best vocal performances from this band

>yeezus
yeah nice one

i stopped reading the spartans/romans thing when i guessed that one

Songs for the Deaf

this may be a bit more obscure, since the majority of Yea Forums tends to either hate this artist or only listen to the main albums/soundtracks
>hey wanna do a collab?
>oh boy now we're friends
>oh boy we're getting closer
>lowkey love you as a person :)
>he died and I no longer know what I'm doing
>one day we'll meet again in the afterlife

On Avery Island

that was quick

stretch too big, not 'donuts'

heads up, nobody got this one right yet

hint: it's a punk album

>my childhood shit
>am inspired and have stuff to say
>song about the ideal life, a life of love joy and happiness
>dude teen love
>dude this is a march lmao
>dude lets make a fun speedy track about the love of my life
>lol this girl likes sex
>dude this is like a sad, overly descriptive ballad but the second half isn't really related
>i have hallucinations in my bathroom lets write a song about that
>euro folk electronic lofi
>a song for daddy

it's a potato

ITAOTS
it's a drum btw

easy, ITAOTS

based

Violent Femmes?

no, but I like how you're thinking

...

>Shit happens, but we’ll get through it together
>Old good memories together
>Cigarette bad
>We argued but I still love you
>Remember when we first met?
>Time goes so fast I just wanna spend it with you
>I was a bit clingy but give me one more chance
>You left me and drinking didn’t make me happier
>I sacrificed a lot for you but it all means nothing now
>Sex isn’t the only important thing in a relationship

Yea Forums goat, untitled is the best track

twin fantasy ez

Bullets

>mr. alter ego
>i don't have any idea what's going on and i wanted you to help me with that
>there is no god
>march in 7/8 at upwards 267 bpm
>sex fulfills me instead of trying to fix myself
>we live in a society
>edgy "i'm not me anymore" song
>i never wanted to put myself in this hole i dug for myself
>i'm gonna rape and kill you
>ambient music in the vein of Eno, but slightly more melodic
>realization
>she only wanted to help you, no need to get mad
>that one rick and morty song that was also a johnny cash song and then finally a choral work by eric whitacre

Yep

I actually prefer Oh Comely but hearing the "explosion of sound" (for lack of a better term) at 1:36 just makes my ears blow a huge load of metaphorical jizz, especially after a full, front to back listen of ITAOTS.
based
retard, probably can't even understand the lyricism of daddy jeff mangum

Easy asf, The Downward Spiral.

replica

Yea

>capitalism is stupid
>tfw no gf
>nostalgia
>drugs are bad
>drugs are good
>literally nobody cares about this track
>admit it, you cried to this one
>it's hard being gay
>more nostalgia, the most hyped track
>the obligatory feature, literally nobody cares
>the weird track for contrarians
>the internet is bad
>a cover of a cover
>having a breakdown, second most hyped track
>"hey honey, I know we were keeping our relationship a secret from the press, but I'm writing a track about us anyway, deal with it"
>oh cool an actually happy track
>literal ramblings
>hidden track that should not be on the album in any form

>the gayest shit you've ever heard
>that but bdsm
>dude Photoshop lmao. phones are bad
>now just some singing in an opera voice
>boy this choirs is repetitive. nice chord progression though
>can you make a banger in one and half minutes? (yes)
>fuck you i'm ambient now
>the most sugary bubblegum shit you've ever heard
>here's all the sounds i can make on my computer for nine minutes

oil of every pearl’s uninsides

>time to dance!
>still dancing, slightly paranoid now
>take a break from the dancing real quick, we aren't British, and that means it's time to make the literal worst song ever written!
>go back to dancing now, but more subdued this time, my therapist died :((
>I'm lonely
>back to upbeat dancing!
>why does everybody suck now
>I only wrote one verse, but it's okay, the production will make you dance for the full 7 minutes
>fuck this city

sound of silver talk to me

>The Mediterranean Sea is nice*
>Our relationship is falling apart
>Being by the ocean helps me sort out my problems*
>We're at a crossroads in our relationship and something needs to change
>The waves of the sea are nice*
>I'm lost and confused and our life at home is unfulfilling, so let's take a holiday to get away from our problems for a while, maybe that'll help us with our relationship
>Contemplation*
>Just a bit of fun*
>Ode to a former bandmate
>Funky album closer, I like keyboards and synths (and also saxophones) but you probably already knew that*

* denotes an instrumental, so I described the mood of the piece.

>phone bad
>trannies
>camera bad?
>party time whoop
>whos this dood?????
>zzz
>historic figure
>party time whoop but chill
>philosophy lmao
>porn bad
>extremely shitty and cheesy wordplay which makes you want to commit suicide
>heres some random electronic bullshit for 10 minutes

>intro
>blabglabglabglabglbagl
>the best song ever written
>optimistic interlude
>sudden punk
>annoying child sample
>anxiety
>i don't remember this one
>feels good man
>i don't remember this one
>hey mom, hey dad
>long and boring
>intro #2
>god-tier
>you doin alright there kiddo?
>random shoegaze
>ungodly screech
>sad
>sad again
>radio broadcasts from the 9th circle of hell
>minimalized version of an earlier song
>sad (instrumental)
>i do not remember this one whatsoever
>iiiiiii love yoooooou jesuuuuus chriiiiiiist
>screams for 2 minutes
>outro
VU&N
Weezer
come on
In The Court of the Crimson Kiiiiiiiiiiiing
GKMC (also fuck you for skipping good kid)
sounds like The Fragile
Billie Eillie
Hail to the Thief
Yeezus
Wish You Were Here?
Songs for the Deaf also i agree with Mosquito Song
it's a tambourine/drum you fucktards
The Downward Spiral but wtf are you talking about with "rick and morty song"

I bet you think drunk girls is bad too huh.
Get over yourself and enjoy the simpler things.

>spoiler
>Ok I'm worried for you
>I want salvation / I don't like whores
> Take a chill pill (stop wasting our money on those chill pills!)
> Shit boys, we've gotta deal with this quickly and violently
>Our motivation is purely self centred! give us salvation!
> I'll ignore everything you say, let's get violent! / Dude I can see the future lmao
> Despite the vision of me fucking up, I plan to continue fucking up
>We're corrupt, (and I hate it!), And We're diseased (And I can't help you!)
>A second chill pill should do the trick (you're right, it did!)
> Whores shouldn't have feelings, but I do!?!?!?
> Am I a bad guy for selling out? I swear it's for a good cause!
> Dude I can see the future lmao or 2 (My Friends Are Assholes)
>Despite seeing the future, I don't wanna die, but fine I guess I gotta.
> we fucked up
> I fucked up, just like he said I would
> Despite my vision, I'll fuck you up
> I'm camp, and you're a fraud!
> Lol this got outta hand, let's do it all again
> I fucked up, and might be gay(?), And it wasn't my fault, god made me!
> Counting with the Romans! Or, How to avoid freedom by not speaking
> Ok so if you could see the future, why didn't you wait a while. You'd have done a lot better nowadays.
>I'm fucked
>Outro

this thread shows how vapid Yea Forums's appreciation for music really is

bump

>goin swimming
>up we go
>feel that groove? that's him
>zippin through the sky

Quarters!
shut up faggot

you got it

>oh, you dislike [bad thing I like]? you must obviously also dislike [good thing I like]
not actual criticism

Long Season

> HI IM HERE WITH THE PRODUCER AND YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS ALBUM (x16)

DJ KHALED

>dude let's do drugs in the desert
>dude let's do drugs in a smaller desert and in front of a crowd

>"Dude I can see the future lmao or 2 (My Friends Are Assholes)"
lel, nice one user

What

nah

i believe it was on one of the season finales. i don't watch it but i thought i had seen it somewhere

>daa da da da da daaaaaa, daa [x2] [x1000] *scary noises*
>literal god tier soloing
>oh god oh fuck
>da da daa daa daaaaaaaa, [x1000] (ritardando)

What did this mean

>happy breakup song
>happy breakup song pt 2
>only real gamers know about this song
>tv rots your brain bro
>s m o o t h j a z z
>5' tall nigga
>niggas on a plane
>nigga got off the plane
>bad and boujee
>im in love
>dance party after having a vietnam flashback
>just fuck my shit up bro
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>/x/ theme song
>bongoes bro
>please help i'm dying of heat stroke this is serious
>party cruise ship
>NNTS NNTS NNTS NNTS
>epic climax followed by relaxing merzbow feature

>sparkledogs in Vietnam
>ya like bluegrass?
>dude, I read "Dune" and it opened my third eye
>we CSNY now
>don't end up like this alcoholic
>dude, accept the fact that nothing is permanent (not even our time signatures) instead of hubristically trying to control the universe, man

Dopesmoker

first thought was pinkerton but that aint right, I really wanna know what this is.

OP here, I'll just tell you since it's been a few hours - it's Richard Hell & The Voidoids - Blank Generation

Seriously

gy!be?

that's not an album, that's an artist. here's two free hints:
>none of GYBE's albums are correct
>the genre is correct

>stay away from water
>gotta quit being depressed and be optimistic
>take care of urself and ur feet ;)
>nostalgia
>distorted guitars and riots
>feels
>money troubles
>tree as a metaphor for life
>depression
>existential crisis and children's songs

>uh oh bad things happen
>whoops my friend died
>dont mess with me man
>hangin out with friends
>watchin movies
>lol
>spendin money etc.
>drinkin soda
>got a little sick whoops
>let's go for a swim! :3
>started from the bottom now we here
>protect ya neck
>yolo
>420
>never give up!