We all know what music art hoes love

This, though girls in general hate prog rock.

Do they also hate krautrock?

For some reason girls seem to hate krautrock far less than just prog. Like when we are talking about people in general, they hate krautrock but girls just hate prog so much to the point that they end up preferring krautrock.

Weird, considering a lot of krautrock falls under the prog rock umbrella.

I met a girl whose favorite band was porcupine tree.

That Close to the Edge 2/5 is from here
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country because fascism
rap becasue misoginy
prog rock because jurassic

Noice, Porcupine Tree is my favourite band. Is she gay?

Nah

What an awful band. Show her these and see how she reacts
youtube.com/watch?v=El-_oJd9QuQ
youtube.com/watch?v=gSFGCew9464

I met a girl and she loved Porcupine Tree, but it turned out to be a lesbian.

Apparently it doesn't directly fall under prog rock. I personally considered them to be separate but concurrent movements (one being German obviously) that share the same psych roots and experimental approach to rock music. A discussion on Yea Forums yesterday; an actual discussion funnily enough with diehard krautrock fans confirmed these sentiments.

I forgot to mention that modern prog actually has decent appeal to younger people. Personally I hate how rooted in heavy/neo prog modern prog is but that's exactly why its more accessible to said kiddies. In fact toned down metal forcefully crammed with gimmicky songwriting techniques and neo prog production is a perfect musical fit for insecure pseudo intellectual youngsters who are otherwise surrounded by people who like trap, pop and dadrock etc.

>avant prog
Based, this kills the modern prog rocker (aka metalheads who think they like prog)

Yeah, I was there...
I see it as two sides of the same coin.

My ex looked exactly like the girl in OP's pic. Right down to the daddy issues choker and shoulder length hair.
If you ever meet a girl like this, she likes hipster shit like Arcade Fire and The Tallest Man on Earth, and loves getting her hair pulled and ass slapped. They're all carbon copies of each other.

Wont disagree but make it a die instead of a coin; there was a lot of unique, independently developed prog rock and prog related movements.

Especially Rush.

Is Rush the biggest virgin protector music in existence?

Also which of you anons was the one who name dropped Heldon in a Magma thread? Extremely heavy progressive electronic; I've been fucking loving them.

I'm a mealfag and I despise wanky modern prog.

>They're all carbon copies of each other.

That's women in general tho.

Art hoes love rap music dude, it makes them look really non-racist.

Uh, yeah, how could I forget about zheul?
I posted Heldon in a krautrock generals once and other time on /int/. Guess it was another user.
I really love them.

>Art hoe's rym
>Moving Pictures
>1/5
No apparently there isn't

Ahahaha fucking Rush. I think it was their stubborn insistence on adopting the prog rock mantra despite essentially being a purely hard rock band that makes them far more nerdy and virginal than even the prog bands they wanted to be like.

What's some non prog virgin music though? Black metal? Noise music?

Based non pretentious mealhead

Thank you too, discovering that my love of rich keyboard textures finally allowed me to appreciate progressive electronic was great. But discovering that a progressive electronic band with the ominous, bass heavy, overpowering atmosphere of zeuhl music is the purest form of bliss.

Fuck me art hoes are disgusting and degenerate but I love them so much

t. dated a clone of OPs pic before

Yeah I had one of those too

Pussy game was ridiculous tho

Thanks! Never have I heard another band like Heldon, truly great.

Joe Rogan though

>I think it was their stubborn insistence on adopting the prog rock mantra despite essentially being a purely hard rock band that makes them far more nerdy and virginal than even the prog bands they wanted to be like.

Other bands did the same thing too. Genesis for example is just some bells and whistles stadium rock band, but bitches (read: moms) love Phil Collins. I guess its because they are British. Its weird though that Devo and Kraftwerk also have the nerdcore aura around them like Rush, but they aren't seen as purely virgin music like Rush.

>What's some non prog virgin music though? Black metal? Noise music?

Goregrind, musique concrète would be my guess.

Really? Early Genesis to me is the archetypical prog band and todays prog scene seems to think the same judging from all their poor man attempts to become the next Genesis. If anything I find them to be a prog band that insisted more than any other prog band on being accessible (Pink Floyd doesn't count as they aren't prog to begin with). What Collins did though was indeed what you said, take that accessibility to its logical conclusion with stadium rock magic that got him all the milf pussy.

Maybe nerdy electronic and synth rock is cute to girls; and stadium rock is definitely sexy to women. Hard rock is a genre I associate pretty strongly with simple minded masculinity so the contrast of nerdy hard rock makes even me cringe a little to be honest. To speak nothing of how repulsive women must find it.

I also cannot decide whether goregrind is chad or virgin music.

>radiohead 1 star
absolutely patrician
>my bloody valentine 4 star
nvm

>loves getting her hair pulled and ass slapped

that's literally every woman.

Archers of Loaf

Looks like a Scaruffi drone to me

Deathspell Omega

Kanye West for the reasons you think

Power metal is the virginest.

based rating for loveless, itcotck and especially since i left you

Butthole Surfers

Seriously why do women love this so much

Kpop, Jpop, Jazz, Classical

Pre flower boy tyler

bratty isn't an art hoe

This. You'll find a lot of them in music heavy subculture, like Goth, Metal, or to a lesser extent punk. Their interest ist very shallow and they are mainly into it because of certain optical aspects.

Euro Power is, US Power isn't.

what was her favorite film?

How many time has she seen Satantango?

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Would they even exist if it wasn't for the internet?

morrisey

Definitely not, art hoes love The Smiths

Exactly, they like The Smiths but hate Morissey

eai and onkyo

Krautrock gave birth to EDM which is universally loved all across the board.

bump

what about the rym titans oinopa, bratty and applecat

applecat is a jazz expert
oinopa is a modern classical fan
bratty is a minimal synth and post punk expert

Girls also dress better. It's a matter of taste. straight STEM dorks would never get it. Prog sucks

>Girls also dress better.

Just because it gets your peepee up doesn't mean its better.

>girls dress better
like that has anything to do with music

Everyone knows girls have shit music tastes. Nice try user.

girls like post-punk and synthpop/minimal synth
Bratty isn’t all that out there

Both. But modern country isn’t country music. It’s a reflection of the urbanizatiion of more rural towns.

I think they like Kacey Musgraves

My sister and her girlfriends were all scenies and they “liked” the “progressive” death core and breakdown core shit. But I don’t think women have souls and can really like music.

>>girls dress better
uhh, sorry but no. Only on average because theres so many lames

Unironically most female music unless it's male approved, like Bjork or Nico. I'm pretty sure every art hoe has a deep seeded insecurity about being female and that's why they spend so much time trying to subvert your expectations about females and play the 'not like other girls' part.

Not really true. Most girls don't even know what prog is. Plus I've seen plenty of girls at prog concerts I've been too.

Krautrock is not prog rock, so yes.

>Krautrock is not prog rock
bait or retard?

I understand, prog rock is one of the most boring genres of music out there

If you knew anything about the history of either genres instead of just listening to Tago Mago and ITCOTCK you would know why calling krautrock progressive rock is retarded.

I'd wish I gave a fuck bout' what Art Hoe like when she gets down for the coke she don't care what I put on so I usually bump some GG or maybe a lil Mentors action if catch what I'm saying.

Can called themselves progressive rock, though.

avant-math god please go

Robert Fripp said King Crimson was not a progressive rock band. So what now?

That's all women, not just art hoes

>experts

Introspective male-oriented music with skill and passion put into them

So, Radiohead, King Crimson, Gorillaz, and Kanye West to name some bigger artists that they would be turned off by

Didn't he said that prog rock was more of an attitude than a real genre?

>Gorillaz
Aren't gorillaz literally tumblr tier liberals?

I fucked up. I think their pre- Humanz stuff was pretty good (Demon Days is a personal 9/10 for me) but as they are now, they’re shit. Does that mean art thots like them though? I don’t think anybody likes current Gorillaz

I'm pretty sure all their new stuff is yoko ono tier arthoe stuff

Art hoes love Demon Days though. Not so much Gorillaz or the Side albums.
>I don’t think anybody likes current Gorillaz
I do. The Fall and The Now Now are very underrated.

What does he think it is, punk!?

That must have been another band.
The point is krautrock is not progressive rock.

Probably Black Metal because muh fascism

Krautrock is nothing but a name given to the experimental rock bands from Germany given by the British journalists.
It's progressive rock, only more experimental.

Wrong. Nektar was a progressive rock band from Germany that wasn't krautrock.

There is German prog and that type of German prog which is more experimental and draws influence from the avant-garde and 20th century classical which eventually got called "krautrock".

BUG MAN I SUMMON THEE

>moving pictures
>1/5
erry time

Yes, and that style of music has nothing to do with progressive rock.

Kanye's Work it out song
I was playing random shit to some art hoe and she got pissed at that one.