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stop pretending to act like the chartanon you stupid fucks
Who's the real chartanon?
melodeath sucks
don't make me post the roll chart faggots
IT DOES NOT
fuck chartanon and his stupid chart
melodeath more like smellydeath lol
rabm
Can we get this thread shitfaced just like the previous one?
lars
How do i get the raspy metal vocal?
Like do i need a good voice?
I want to sing like james hetfield,lemmy and cronos from venom
Im tired of death growls
if everyone decides to act like the chartanon, yes.
You have to be older than 18 to post here
I am going to post my charts again and you are going to like them.
>I am going to post my charts again and you are going to like them.
Ah shit here we go again
>I am going to samefag and you are going to like it
>stop pretending to act like the chartanon you stupid fucks
1. Hell Awaits
2. Christ Illusion
3. Show no Mercy
4. Reign In Blood
5. Undisputed Attitude (Very fucking underrated)
6. South of heaven
7. Seasons In the Abyss
8. God Hates us All
I’m samefagging on purpose to piss more people off.
It’s clearly working.
>I’m samefagging on purpose to piss more people off.
>It’s clearly working.
Hell Awaits, more like hella weights
it's overrated btw
I love you idiots
>overrated
Nah. It’s great but worse than Reign in Blood.
>It’s great but worse than Reign in Blood.
that's what i meant
i never got people who say HA is peak Slayer, it's better than SOH and other stuff they shat out past the 90s, but it's worse than SNM and RiB
You're samefagging ON PURPOSE? No one could tell dude, clearly you are an epic troll. And as for it "clearly working", all I'm going to say is that you're deluded.
why all the same makep and style?
excuse me, ITS CORPSE PAINt
Just look at the response you made. You are clearly pissed off at me lmao.
>people who say HA is peak Slayer
It’s contrarians being contrarian
excuse me, his name is MICHAEL.
And MICHAEL beats Obama if anything
corpses dont look like that
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLASTING CUNTS!?
You people need to stop falling for chartanons bait. it's ridiculous. I don't even know who the real chartanon is anymore because all of you faggots are pretending to act like him.
about to dump my charts people
get ready
fuck off
Nah, 13 posters, 36 posts, whoever that schizo is, he really is insane, which is pretty metal, so it's fine with me
This general has gone to shit because of a single loser schizophrenic retard? Well lol, good fucking riddance, I don't need it
Good luck to all of you literal with a fucking braindead retard lmao
are you the real chartanon? if not, go away.
YOU ARE BEWIIIIIIIIITCHED
Is it really a schizophrenic retard pretending to be the chartanon? If so, that's just fucked.
Nope, it is you, the chart user, you fucking schizo
And yeah it's pretty fucked but you clearly already know that
You're so pathetic it's become entertaining to visit this general
How do you know i'm the chartanon?
Apparently there's a new Lord Mantis record that's meant to be coming out this year with most of the original lineup or something.
Although I think they've already canceled their first prospective live performance so who knows if it'll happen anyhow
Because nobody else in their right mind would reply to something so retarded and with such a disengenous reply, as well as the fact you tried to talk about yourself in third person like you always do, because you're a samefagging schizo as I stated in my first post
You also type the same all the time, you low IQ mouthbreathing motherfucker
Get a grip
Quit spamming
Quit falseflagging
Have sex
(Or actually talk about metal)
No one can prove who the real chartanon is. You are just making assumptions.
And you're just fucking mentally ill, everyone has to deal with it just like you have to deal with the fact that's easy as fuck to tell you apart from the rest of normal posters, precisely because you're abnormal
Congratulations, your utter retardation sets you apart
You're finally special in some way! Yay!
don't make me post the copypasta again
You think you aren't being transparent, you stupid motherfucker? Every single fucking time someone calls you out on being a pathetic fucking attention whore you try to act as if they were right and you were going to stop instead of being confrontational so as to gain the sympathies of retards just to keep being fucking unbearably obnoxious the next fucking thread
You aren't fooling anyone but yourself, you stupid motherfucker
Stop spamming, stop being self-important, stop being a fucking retard (oh wait, you are actually fucking physically incapable of doing that)
Even now that you mentioned (again, just to feel like you have any sort of relevancy because no fucking body gives an ounce of a motherfuck about you in real life) that "ohhhh everyone has filtered me" you suddenly "drop your trip" for no fucking reason, just so people can still see your irrelevant fucking nonsensical blabber
Get banned from this website, sucker, and then kill yourself so that you get banned in real life too
Fuck off and fucking DIE
I'm so fucking glad I wrote this and I stand by every word, I would personally pierce that waste of oxygen with a hammer through his tiny brain
It'd be my pleasure
blasting some gore groove
LET'S FUCKIN ROLLL BOYS
im the real chartanon
why all the same face paint and style?
Okay so is 2:59 im candlemass's solitude a breakdown? Im doing a top 10 breakdowns tho
This guy is very fun to fuck with lmao.
His responses to me are hilarious.
I'll stop once you learn not to make make ridiculous copypastas about me.
Actually, I'm going to continue fucking with you because your responses are very entertaining lmao.
Everyone point and laugh at this idiot.
*in candlemass's
LMAO Charts are so gay!!! Stop!
MOM! DAD!
They've been laughing at you thread after thread, the fact that you're obvlivious to it and in fact thing anything different is happening just serves to further solidify the bold fact that your brain is malfunctioning entirely
And yeah, it's entertaining, keep giving Yous left and right, wasting your time, spending every waking hour on an internet forum
How sad your life is
Poor kid .. Lol
The idiot even admitted he wrote it.
For fucks sake. That's not something to be proud of lmao
Thanks for the You, mentally ill retard
Yeah, they recently said they're working on it. One of their members released another project as well: srbm.bandcamp.com
Also, you guys do know that you can report people for spamming, right? That triangle next to the digits isn't just for show.
forgot pic due to retardation. also seeking the gorehounds i missed last time, show yourself scum!
Nobody talking about heilung release yet ya fucken plebs
Look everyone. He's right here.
Keep fucking with him some more lmao.
I want more copypastas.
Keep them coming, mentally ill retard
I'm right here, do it again
It's an order
I wrote the copy pasta, look at me
Read my posts, reply to them
Do it, my good little girl, go ahead
Lmaooooo dude wastes his days shitposting around people who hate him and making charts
Grim grim grim
Hurry up and write more copypastas about me faggot.
That's all you are good for lmao.
I'm still here, you're still retarded
You're not replying fast enough
GIVE ME YOUS FASTER RETARD! GO! GO! GO!
Give me YOUs NOW!!!!
look at this idiot
you deserve to be mocked lmao
Don't change your typing style, I get turned on by your rettiquete, you little retard!
Be a good boy, keep them coming, but faster! C'mon little boy! C'mon little waste of oxygen! C'mon sad loser fuck! C'mon ugly motherfucker! Keep reading my posts! Keep replying!
You're doing a decent job for the first time in your life!
Ah just kidding, you're gonna have to try HARDER! Get good at giving Yous, little bitch
I have never seen anyone so butthurt in my life.
Get off this website now.
Keep it coming LMAO
this is too funny
There you go, that's a good boy
But you took longer than a minute! Surely you can do better than that, being glued to your screen all day
C'mon, give it a try
nah just let him have his echo chamber for a bit longer
Cretin like this remind me of my own basedness
Nice, I'll check it out, the concept sounds right up my alley.
LMFAO
chartanon is at it again!
Look how angry this person is.
You need professional help lol.
Ah, my good little boy...you're a disappointment even at giving YOUs at an acceptabe speed
I feel like I'm gonna have to dismiss you, just like everyone in real life has done with you...I'm giving you this last chance though, let's see if you can beat your own tracks!
YOU! CAN! DO! EET! Woop woop
This thread is dedicated to fucking with this guy now LOL.
I never would have thought my charts would make someone so upset. It's so sad.
Boohoo!
chartfreak is so easy to bait lmfaoooo man still thinks hes the epic troll of meal
Fuck off chartanon
you keep on replying to me lmao
why is the newfag even mad? did someone hurt his feelings? is he a wimp? what is going on here?
You know what?
You guys can continue to fuck with this guy. I need to get back to work on my charts.
See ya later.
He is a huge pussy that got butthurt over my charts. I don't know what the fuck his problem is.
im not chartfreak or the guy fucking with him
dunno what yr on about
It doesn't matter anymore.
The general is fucked.
You can tell i'm the chartanon by the way I type
See?
I am better than all of you.
I am saying this just to get a response out of that guy lol.
You know who, the dumbass who wrote the copypasta about me lmao
Don't stop fucking with him.
all of you are pretty gay
well you all listen senseless screaming, dark fantasy land bullshit so it makes sense
Actually,
You should come on my thread and help out.
It is MUCH better than this one.
Have fun with the idiot in here lmao.
You know which one.
I agree this.
Everyone start rolling
Roll
That idiot deserves to die lmao
is there a political point I missed in here?
what do you mean?
Yes, chart clown is affiliated with retardation
Political point of MUH DICK HAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I don't think that has anything to do with politics.
no they look gayer. this guy looks likes he can kick a bunch of fags asses in here.
thats saying something. he's a big flabby nerd
the "muhfreedoms" picture
The idea was to be as obnoxious as possible.
As you can see, it worked.
Read through the thread and find out.
You'll see what I'm talking about.
That was funny. You're way funnier than Mkultra Ted
checked
Right back at cha my dude
haha i'm CUMMING
what the fuck are you blasting homos?
>I wrote the copy pasta, look at me
kill yourself
show's over I guess, no more arguing
I think it's funny.
Hopefully that guy comes back.
who /chicago/ and going to Metal Threat next weekend?
Is Opeth gay metal?
Can someone post that one Opeth Hair metal parody from youtube? I lost it
Listen up,
The guy who wrote the pasta about me is now going to be referred to as chartfreak.
Keep fucking with chartfreak.
He deserves it.
Rollin'
youtube.com
nvm i found it
youtube.com
nvm i found it
fuck off chartfag
>t. chartfreak
what are these guys smoking
I love Hat's voice so much
How does he do it?
I stopped shitposting for a little bit and updated the charts.
Tell me what you think.
>I stopped shitposting for a little bit and updated the charts.
>Tell me what you think.
We go hand in hand, my friend. I'll get you to spread more of my messages later.
chartanon the chad vs the virgin chartfreak
ok homos im gonna go eat some human flesh i hope when ill get back this shit gets sorted and we'll be back in business
btw dubs for melodeath rocks
trips for avenged chadfold rocks
>eat some human flesh
based as fuck
*crack*
*sip*
Now THAT was a game.
why does everyone call each other faggots on here?
'cause we're all faggots
Excellent album. Down There is probably my favorite track.
youtube.com
Is this supposed to be funny?
fuck off zoomer
I'm about to work on a new black metal chart.
Stay tuned for that.
Listening to some Edge of Sanity right now you fucking fags, its good
You are all plebs for downloading black metal albums. The best way is YouTube at 144p
youtube.com
deathrash
before they were famous edition
I sure hope you guys read the thread before posting. Someones jimmies really got rustled.
Varg is a terrible singer.
Hit me up with some black metal lads
What album is this?
I plan on removing Burzum and Soityricon because they suck.
This whole chart is a mess. It really needs to get reworked. We got Folk/Viking, War, Atmospheric, etc all on the same chart. They all need to be separated.
great chart. Some real classics on here.
retard
What can I say?
I'm not into Atmospheric and Folk black metal. I prefer the rawer shit like Darkthrone.
Different strokes for different folks.
TEACHER CAUGHT ME MASTURBATING UNDERNEATH THE DESK
kys
I think we should just work on a typical second wave chart. The Folk/Viking, Atmospheric, Symphonic, etc can have their own charts.
We need bands like Darkthrone, Immortal, Bathory, Mutiilation, etc on this chart.
You know, the good ones.
If you want to help make it come to my thread.
I'm serious.
I am working on the chart right now, you know where to find me.
I might consider adding Burzums first two albums and that's it.
The rest is garbage.
I would if you weren't such a cunt and a retard
You're garbage, Hvis lyset tar oss and Filosofem are the peak of black metal
Retard with 0 taste
So long, suckers. I am working on a REAL black metal chart. Stick to your pussy black metal.
Fuck you and your gay charts of genres you know nothing about
kill yourself
is "rawer" really the word you want to use?
because Filosofem is one of the "rawest" albums ever recorded in a studio and the three previous are nearly as lo-fi
I'm going to be posting the chart here later.
You'll see what a real black metal chart looks like ya atmoshitters lmao.
your charts suck dick
what word would you use to describe Darkthrone?
I've decided I'm not going to make any more charts. I'm going to go have sex with a man, and swallow his cum.
why don't you? you aren't welcome here if it wasn't already obvious enough
both are raw and lo fi
darkthrone is obviously more aggressive and riff based
BASED
More than half of the posts this thread are chart shit. Is it time to consider a /charts/ general? I feel there's enough space in the board for another general, and it'd allow jannies to legitimize cleaning up the place a bit. I'm aware there are already chart threads, but an actual persistent general would really heighten the quality of /metal/.
it's all chartanon's fault he should be banned
based
It's hard to justify banning chartanon given charts are on-topic. A /charts/ general could be used as a way to remove charts and chart discussion from /metal/ - particularly roll charts, which belong in either their own thread or Yea Forums.
Im seeing obituary and abbath and it will be fucking awesome
This is exactly the type of black metal I am talking about. We need this shit added to the chart.
Exactly! I am following the rules. These idiots keep getting mad about the charts for no reason.
KYS
JUST DIE ALREADY, WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Boohoo.
The chartanon is making the little anons cry over the charts.
So sad.
t. chartanon
Note that I'm suggesting a way to either get you banned or remove your posts from /metal/, I'm not supporting your cause. But yeah, at the moment there's no real justification to do either.
It's difficult to believe that there are enough people in the 38 unique posters on this thread that think it's worthwhile to discuss charts ad nauseam or rollpost that it shits up the thread, but that's where we are now. I legitimately preferred the political flaming, and I called for their bans as well.
That's it I'm leaving /meal/ it's been a fun time up until now, but someone had to ruin it for everyone, so this is it, goodbye
You guys are so easy to troll.
You have to be at least 18 to post here.
There's been bad times in the general but it's almost cyclical. See you at the next cycle.
Chartanon here again. Y'know, I love making charts. But something you might not know about me is that I also love eating the condom after my boyfriend farts it out.
The chartanon reigns supreme again lmao.
BASED
Scott?
You guys deserve to leave if you get butthurt over a chart.
Actually, get out.
This is MY thread now lmao
That's it, I'm done with the internet. We had a good run but this guy makes me want to uninstall my NetZero. Metal isn't that good anyway. I think I'm gonna get into crossdressing and giving blowjobs. Later, nerds.
It's not about the fucking charts, it's about you being an obnoxious cunt and shitting up the general
Yet you chose to reply to me for some reason.
Take this bait off, take this bait off my thre-eh-ead
You guys are so fucking stupid.
I never would have thought a single person could ruin the general.
Even if I do get banned, the damage has been done.
I'm going to make at least 10 new charts and I'm going to post them here like it or not.
That's it I cant take it no more, chartanon is driving me to the point of insanity, I'm gonna do it guys, don't even try to stop me, goodbye cruel world
What you just did is in and of itself a reportable offense. Enjoy your ban, faggot.
You guys have no reason to ban me. My posts are on-topic.
Yeah, just ban chartanon for being annoying.
That's a great idea!
Literally
You have NOTHING!
I'm here to stay, faggots.
Deal with it.
rolling
Wow, that guy is a retard lol.
Does mods exist on this garbage board ?
yes and they ban people for no reason
You people are really pathetic.
Get off this website now before you hurt yourself.
Can we go back at posting metal and talking about Chuck's AIDS intead of pretending to be chartfag for 1 week straight?
go make a chart faggot lmao
until chartanon gets banned sadly not
Here's the thing about mods,
They don't give a rats ass about all the shit posting that I am doing.
However, if someone uploads a goregrind album, they get banned immediately and the picture gets removed.
Mod logic, everybody.
>he doesn't know
see
explain
how the fuck do guitar picks go missing when you dont even leave the house what the fuck dude where do they go
Stop being retarded.
You don't have a valid reason to ban me.
You can't ban me. I'm gay.
since you are pretty new and I'm in a good mood I'm going to tell you.
Chartfag is actually 4 or 5 extreme shitposters pretending to be him.
I don't know why they do it but since there is no mods on this trash board I don't see why would they stop.
Being annoying and obnoxious isn't a bannable offence, you retards.
However, I bet you guys wish it was by now!
LMAO!
nah its mostly one reddit kid who got upset bc we made fun of charts and those who spend their days making charts
This guy gets it.
You deserve a medal, buddy.
I'm not new though
There's nothing you can do about it.
Just give up.
Don't reply to me again you freak
BAN CHARTANON FOR BEING ANNOYING
lmao
I can't believe you thought you could ban me.
You are so fucking stupid.
Seeing his reaction I guess you were right, just gotta wait until he is bored to have an actual discussion
BAN CHARTANON FOR BEING ANNOYING
That's it I'm dialing 911
hes obviously scared of being banned tho lmfaooooooo poor sod
He actually wants help with his charts LOL
Based soiposter unhinged him though and now hes gone feral
You can't ban me, I've done nothing wrong
This is probably the funniest post I've made in this general so far.
You guys should really read it LMAO.
What's some metal for trying to get someone banned from a website?
>Um... Yeah, you are annoying. Enjoy your ban.
Are you fucking retarded?
Chartanon here yet again, I'm done making charts. From now on I'm going to start my dream career in gay porn
I've never heard a Destruction album
Where do I start?
Remember,
To play the chartanon, you have to be very annoying and obnoxious.
You also have to type like this.
It's the only way.
start and stop here
dubs and everyone in this thread dies in a day
So now we play the waiting game, since no mods will come to nuke them.
The funny thing is they think we are trapped with them, but it's quite the opposite.
First two albums familia then
Typing like this doesn't count as being the chartanon. You have to separate each sentence instead of it being a long row of sentences. Hopefully that makes sense. Anyway, I am going to work on my Second Wave Black Metal chart again while you faggots listen to Burzum. Take care for now.
see
Thanks bros
Why is Ghoul so fucking good
roll
You also have to samefag a lot while playing as the chartanon
Entire threads were ruined because of this.
did ghoul post new shit? him pissing off /meal/ was funnier than chartfag's shenanigans
ghoul is gayass pizza thrash
Thoughts?
New Crypt Sermon release is fucking garbage. Shame.
Real men's music.
more like crypt semen amirite
icelandic dissoshit is bottom of the barrel gutter shit for pseuds
literally who?
>inb4 newfag
just some pedo poser who shilled his shitty bedroom project here before getting doxxed
oh really? how did he get doxxed?
i'm not sure, i missed the original thread
Should I put my trip back on?
I'm not sure if it will make things worse or not.
I fucking hate tripfags.
Tell me what you guys think.
You are probably going to hate me even more with my tripcode on.
Should I keep it on or off?
don't even reply to him
see
black metal has it's own thread, it's the only kind of metal i like.
Fuck it.
I'll keep the tripcode on for now and save you the suffering I caused for this general.
Feel free to filter me if you can't take it.
>making charts without listening to any of the albums
>making charts that are just a carbon copy of the rym top 100
>making charts that have 6 albums from the same entry level band
that's pretty cringe bro
>frog
cringe
based 60 iq frogposter
Let's be honest,
You're not actually going to filter me.
I keep things interesting around here lol.
based retard frogposter
samefag
>Metal is inherently leftist
Yeah i love obeying the forced morality of media and corporations shoved down our throats!!! trannies are awesome!
based retard
>the copypasta legit scared me to a point where I almost shit my pants because I was afraid of going to /metal/, Your average thread doesn't scare me at all.
then have sex with each other incels
it's a lot more productive than defending the bdp chart tranny on a mongolian cartoon forum
Who are you quoting newfriend ?
leftism =! trannies
okay retard
The chartfreak is an interesting fellow, i'll tell you that lmao.
He really wants me dead.
whoever this faggot in the last thread was
>responding to obvious bait
You must be new, bernouts post here all the time
I bet you think chartfag is real too
you didn't realize yet? You're the fucking chartfreak lmaooooo
stupid trip
how did you make Yea Forums dark?
grass is green
lol??? hashahahjaja!@ poo pee
Dead Can Dance > metal
Symphonies of Sickness is the best grindcore album
"JUST FUCKING DO IT DAMMIT!" - Jonathan "Fred" David
Page 5
How do you like my trip guys? lmao
No one can pretend to be me now.
shut up tripfag
Have another (You) from me, user.
Based
Everyone keeps talking about me for some reason.
let's get this thread over with
I killed everyone in the thread due to my shitposting.
I'M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD
you forgot to include anything by King Diamond or MF
New thread New thread
You are a fucking retard.
Don't make me start the new thread.
oh shit i fucked up, sorry guys
rollin
new thread:
delete system32