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>jennifer connelly edition
BASED
Hey guys,
Come help out with the metal roll chart if you want.
Shoutout to the user who made this for me.
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Post favorite Morbid Saint.
fuck off or get a trip so I can filter you. death to chartfags
What is the most evil shit released this year so far
>sludge section of that metal roll chart
it's like they chose the worst """sludge""" albums on purpose
tripcodes are for faggots.
Fuckin kill yourself you fucking retard, you fucking thread ruiner, you fucking redditard, you fucking dumbass
You think you aren't being transparent, you stupid motherfucker? Every single fucking time someone calls you out on being a pathetic fucking attention whore you try to act as if they were right and you were going to stop instead of being confrontational so as to gain the sympathies of retards just to keep being fucking unbearably obnoxious the next fucking thread
You aren't fooling anyone but yourself, you stupid motherfucker
Stop spamming, stop being self-important, stop being a fucking retard (oh wait, you are actually fucking physically incapable of doing that)
Even now that you mentioned (again, just to feel like you have any sort of relevancy because no fucking body gives an ounce of a motherfuck about you in real life) that "ohhhh everyone has filtered me" you suddenly "drop your trip" for no fucking reason, just so people can still see your irrelevant fucking nonsensical blabber
Get banned from this website, sucker, and then kill yourself so that you get banned in real life too
Fuck off and fucking DIE
Is there any Carribean metal besides that one Jamaican guy making black metal?
Morbid Saint? That's a fucking based from me!
you know there were a couple of us warning you all that charts are for tourists and motherfuckers but there were so many of you willing to help this faggot and look what's happened
considering the amount of absolute shit on there the only people that helped that faggot must have been regular Yea Forumstards. the amount of reddit tier albums is insane
>you'll never play in a power metal band
>you'll never record a japanese translation of your album single for their market while having enormous amounts of fun
also theres like million fucking albums of the same bands on each chart, whats the point of making charts for exploration if youre gonna use like maybe 10 bands overall on a 10x10 fucking chart
You know,
You guys could get in the thread and help.
This is pretty useful information.
stop saying never
take your life into your own two hands and bet on the possibility
thanks user we will all make it
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here's the song
>attaches a picture of a woman with enormous tits in a comically tight shirt, showing off her panties
This guy get's it. I really like that one part of the song near the end. He sings extremely fast.
Everyone needs to hear this. It's insane.
Is there any good "extreme" metal with clean vocals? I like ÖÖGHS and BLËGHS as much as everyone else but I need some variety.
hellyea bro get pumped up
i thought it was topical and im horny
At what age did you grow out of Yea Forums, /metal/?
melodeath sucks
Based
hope jennifer sees this thread
Jennifer is my favorite Jewish qt
Out of all the numale pictures, this one is probably the worst.
Numale posters, save this image now. You will piss off a lot more people.
@88634093
If you want any (you)s, quit being an underage tourist trying too hard to fit it, faggot
Go write another copypasta about me faggot. You are so dramatic.
I’m done.
What a shitty thread
Nothing metal about that old skag
Also metal predicted 9/11 lol youtu.be
>bet on the possibility
i understood that reference
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sssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRsssssssssssssssssssssssssss
That dream theater thing is kinda spoopy t.b.h
Post your favorite metal album and pornstar (no nudes allowed). I'll start:
Ritual of Infinity
Jayden Jaymes
Why the fuck do you have to continue posting this lame shit every fucking day, it’s shameless. The reason everyone hates you is because you obviously don’t care about the music you just care about posturing and you’s.
Unironically take a break from this site, and spend your time listening to shit maybe you will learn something.
Why don't you reply to people?
Pathetic..... Stop watching porn
If you actually replied to me, I might know who the fuck you are talking to.
>listen to celtic frost again
>still boring
Deicide - Legion
Jade Kush
Are you kidding me? The internet is for porn.
For a while now some people keep trying to shit up every thread and he's just one of them. Despite this being an anonymous board, they always post the same shit, so you can tell who they are. But pointing out who they are and what they do would just give them an incentive to keep doing the same shit.
ass to ass lol
I'm not breaking any rules. There's nothing you can do to stop me.
have sex holy shit
absolutely based op
These guys are really pathetic.
They are crying over the charts I made.
Seriously?
I don't watch porn but my favourite metal album is det som engang var
i mean you're kind of attention whoring but the people getting diaper damaged over it need to fucking relax
I don't care. I'll keep posting here If I want to.
this bloke is the most obvious redditor I've seen in ages
I'm going to continue posting here until you guys stop getting butthurt over a chart.
Grow up.
is this better?
>swamp slipknot
You think you aren't being transparent, you stupid motherfucker? Every single fucking time someone calls you out on being a pathetic fucking attention whore you try to act as if they were right and you were going to stop instead of being confrontational so as to gain the sympathies of retards just to keep being fucking unbearably obnoxious the next fucking thread
You aren't fooling anyone but yourself, you stupid motherfucker
Stop spamming, stop being self-important, stop being a fucking retard (oh wait, you are actually fucking physically incapable of doing that)
Even now that you mentioned (again, just to feel like you have any sort of relevancy because no fucking body gives an ounce of a motherfuck about you in real life) that "ohhhh everyone has filtered me" you suddenly "drop your trip" for no fucking reason, just so people can still see your irrelevant fucking nonsensical blabber
Get banned from this website, sucker, and then kill yourself so that you get banned in real life too
Fuck off and fucking DIE
I can't believe that idiot wrote that pasta about me. He is so fucking stupid.
chartanon is the ultimate troll. there's nothing you can do to stop him lmao
Calm down big guy
This guy gets it.
Come on.
You guys are getting trolled so hard right now. It's ridiculous.
deathrash
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Only chart is real
I am literally dying from laughing right now. chartanon is fucking hilarious.
I don't think you understand my charts.
You see, we got the BEST albums on my charts.
I don't give a fuck if there are 20 albums from the same band on it.
If it's the best, it's fucking staying.
End of discussion.
is the guy in the possessed shirt black?
craig? nah he's just american
Don't feed trolls, post RIFFS instead.
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stop falling for bait you fucking retards
Any other complaints besides acid bath?
Whats the biggest BRUH MOMENT in metal?
what are the best dino metal bands
is chartanon based or cringe?
I wonder if Ryan is still here
Hearing Dystopia for the first time. Holy shit. 10/10
why the FUCK does this German faggot have to write so many fucking sick riffs and choose such a fucking s o i-infested weak vocalist that gets completely drowned out by the instrumental
it was so very nearly a 9/10 if not for the vocalist
>WE WANT FUN
>SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
>WE WANT FUN
>SO JUST LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
>WE WANT FUN
>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>YOU GOTTA
>HEY
>HEY
>HEY
>HEY
>MAKE YOUR DEMANDS
Acid Bath are the best band on there
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>SPECT
>WALK
okok
DID YOU KNOW that Jennifer Connelly has a piss fetish?
I thought that was interesting
why is athenar so fucking based lads
>you disagree with me? Onions! Le onions xD
Worst general on this board, and that's including KPOP
DID YOU KNOW metallica is cringe?
Contrarian baby kys LOL
shit band shit music shit fanbase
Best band around.
Prove me wrong.
Protip, you can't.
Let's try to settle it.
Did Suffocation "Liege Of Inveracity" song started Slam?
If not, which is the real precursor of slam and brutal death metal?
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deathrash
mexican edition
Bumping this chart, any sludge fags have a problem with it?
lmfaoooo ikr
chartman sure made an example out of this general
t. has never seen them live
t. doesn't know how to have fun
Take As Needed for Pain and Dopesick are reddit
In the Name of Suffering is the Yea Forums's album of choice
add
Meatjack - Trust
Admiral Angry - Buster
Now he's just having a temper tantrum after being called out
Absolute waste
>complaining about muh metallica selling out in current year
people have been doing this longer than you've been alive, kiddo.
Why is the Death Magnetic snare so based
Removed the two EHG albums for In the Name of Suffering and Trust, what album should be replaced with Admiral Angry?
I know. You people really need to smarten up.
I think he's doing a good job making things interesting around here. I love him.
If you don't mind, could you guys post recs on the thread I just made?
You are flooding the general.
Where's the Transcendental Stoner chart?
chartfag probably got into metal last month
LMFAO
down the barrel of the nearest gun, stare down it and pull the trigger to load the image
This image describes me about as well as Delphine
We're gonna get married and I'm going to be her first.
Got a link? Can't find it in the archive.
Damn, Dixie from Weedeater was nasty looking dude when he was younger.
What's for favorite piece of merch you own or wishes you owned?
For me it's Pic related
I don't care what people think of me.
You are so fucking dumb. Just fuck off.
Conan Existential Void Guardian shirt
and a pick from Ian Hill
I need to get my hands on Acid Bath t-shirt.
He's right
Fuck off idiot
>WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
No! YOU fuck off!
the chartanon is on a role today lmao
You guys have taken the ancient trolling art of pretending to be retarded to a whole new level. Half the posters ITT are pretending to be the chartanon. This is so sad and funny at the same time.
SHUT UP! STOP!!!!!
Just a kid having a temper tantrum.. Yawn
>role
Lmao
For me, it's Life Metal.
Don't make me post the roll chart again you filthy niggers.
ONLY CHART IS REAL
KVLT AS SHIT BRVH
Rude
rather just teach you not to use the n-word on 4channel. Thanks ^_^
Man,
I sure love fucking with people on here. They keep on taking the bait. It's hilarious.
Archspire are cool but their vocalist is such a fucking wigger
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>sold out twice in my size both times before i could grab one
This thread is dedicated for talking about the chartanon. Any metal discussion is prohibited.
Holy shit are you me?
chartanon this, chartanon that. nothing but charts!
CHART CHART CHART!
holly shit brehs......
Couldn't resist looking in her eyes
I saw myself and tears were falling
The seas of her eyes reflected my old age
Youth grows old, like winter follows spring
whoever wrote that is a Fkn idiot, summer follows spring LMAO
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Andavald is pretty twisted
based
All you faggots take a look at this.
This is what a real woman looks like. Not those attention seeking emo/goth/metal looking scrawny motherfuckers.
>real women are STD ridden whores
yeah sounds about right
You are a huge faggot if you prefer a metal gf over this.
kill yourself
Should i meal?
grim visage desu
>attention seeking emo/goth/metal looking scrawny motherfuckers
lmao. this dude is too funny.
>This is what a real woman looks like
"No!"
No
You should unironically only buy merch at shows
is it all the same guy? lmao
this woman is beautiful. she may be a whore, but still.
What was her name?
so i can never buy burzum or darkthrone gear then
Take a lesson from me,
these women are beautiful. stop posting goth gf shit or else.
Honestly, why would you? Owning music merch that isn't from a live event is weird. Oftentimes the band won't even get a cut because it's some middleman record label that got the rights from another record company to print the merch.
The only chart which you should concern yourself with is one regarding autism. You're on it.
have sex sweatie
take your own advice and bugger off
i don't buy merch but if someone wants some burzum gear then it's kinda silly to put the "only at live shows" restriction on it
although varg said not to waste your money on his merch so maybe it's a good idea to take his advice
Go away ugly
This is your final warning,
Do NOT make me post more of this.
You will regret it.
How about your form your own opinion instead of parroting a French welfare monkey?
"Haha" very epic stuff my guy keep posting porn stars in /metal/
fuck off, retard
you should get yourself a real role model instead of some larping lunatic on the internet.
for real.
This goth gf shit needs to stop. I am trying to prove a point, here.
Also, try replying to people. You are just making things confusing for everyone else.
How do I get a metal GF, lads? My current one is boring me.
Becoming part of the problem won't solve anything user. If someone is posting extremely low-quality shit, off-topic shit or spamming, just report them, there's no reason to give them any attention.
meant for sorry
The chinese better not fuck this up
Thank you
What are some essential metalcore bands/albums
Fuck you
Have your ugly goth gf shit.
You will never get to experience a real woman.
It's only confusing if you're stupid
I already have :p
First 3 Kickback albums and the first Overcast album.
Give this guy a metal.
This is probably the only attractive metal gf I've seen.
We need more woman like this.
*medal
my bad
the shitposting is actually funnier than the topic of the thread itself. nice work.
get a bf instead
**metal
my bad
***some meth
my bad
please don't
how is she so cute bros
the chartanon is ruining everything again.
Well, since this general is completely fucked, i'll ask this:
Is vaping bad for you? I bought a vape a few days ago and i'm afraid i'll become hooked to it.
THICCCC
I only vape weed
did you actually find her social media?
probably the best ever
can i get uhhhh metal that worships the Great Old Ones?
Why does he hate metal so much?
Not vaping is better for you than vaping, and it looks less gay.
lost
dumb teasing bitch! i want nudes now.
Dudes the ultimate contrarian.
>Americans are all just the criminals who were forced into exile from europe!
>is literally a criminal from europe
>Immortal putting on make up and wielding edgy weapons is degenerate
>multiple photos exist of him in corpse paint/holding edgy weapons
I still like varg because the enemy of my enemy is my friend but he is not the most philosophical person ive seen
just listen to the new old star album.
he somewhat sounds like a europoor that has never traveled at all. pretty sure he's been only to 2 countries in his life: norway and france.
You'd be mistaken because he went to school in saddam's Iraq of all countries
What are you unextraordinary gentlemen currently blasting?
GUYS!!! MY MOM MADE ME CUT MY HAIR
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just this on repeat
add fister, bottom feeder, salome, leechmilk and moloch (uk), replace scorn with caustic thats the only good primitive man album.
Live a little user, go nuts.
There are so many off-topic posts in this thread. Where are the mods?
>you'll never dance in a femenine and cute way with Babymetal after kicking some ass in a festival
This is the current chart, which albums should be replaced other than primitive man
is there a more fitting band that's a poster child of how anemic and effete modern black metal has become?
Looks like they were inspired by goatmoon in a way
insert any new york band
almost all are rabm
I would probably get rid of mizmor and probably bongripper. I'd replace goatsblood's drull with their s/t but that's just imo. get rid of mutiple albums of the same artist if you need space
did he abandon metal because he realized blacks influenced it
am i remembering that right
Is Morbid Angel really that good? I think they play their music way too fast.
>inb4 brainlet
he said guitars are a foreign instrument i thought
Brainlet
Yes, but its not like OMG ALTARS :O!!!! like you see on meal, they have 2-3 excellent songs on each album with alot of filler.... except that one album we dont talk about here
Maybe they're not actually off-topic. Stoopid!
you're almost right, but only about altars
every other album is much slower overall
also yes they are
morbid angel's best stuff is their midtempo work from the mid/late 90s
Don't get me wrong, they are a great band. Their faster stuff doesn't really click with me.
Those mid paced songs on Blessed are the Sick are phenomenal, though.
New Bethlehem or new Rainer?
Yea, Blessed is probably my favorite too. Not a bad song on it. Only the production is lacking.
i wish i had anything bolt thrower, all the boots online are in the states and im not paying 50 bucks for a shirt
Fall from Grace and Thy Kingdom Come are my favorite tracks on the album.
Should i replace moloch with bullhead or lysol
considering both albums importance to the genre, you should probably replace another double artist, maybe thou or buzzoven
oranssi pazuzu
Dude, where to get those Morbid Saint leggings?
Asking for a friend.
Everyone skip to 5:58 on this song right now. It is one of the most epic things I've heard in thrash metal.
I've always been an Ancient Ones and title track guy. But Fall From Grace was one of the most impactful songs I heard when I was young. I've probably tried writing something like it many times without realizing.
That intro riff on Fall from Grace gets me every time.
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Pretty sure you have to be 18 to post here, faggot.
This is way better than Altars by a long shot.
This is the best Covenant song
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I think they play their music too slow desu
>fanboys protecting their hero
lmfao
Same desu
They really, really are that good; if anything, they are underrated. No Death Metal band comes close.
>implying there are heroes here
You're never making money from YouTube again Louis. Get over it.
some anons seem to think that
She needs to get destroyed by the BBC.
You guys want to see this fantastic doom chart I made?
I combined all the sub-genres together into one so you can get the best listening experience.
Also, Black Sabbath is on here. They are NOT Traditional. Doom only.
Check it out.
She looks like she fucks Mexicans :3c
Shes about the size of one.
>no Life Metal
Shit sucks famalam
The chartanon is trying to be as obnoxious as possible to piss people off. It's working very well.
t. chartanon
I like to samefag a lot and fuck with the general if you can't already tell.
he thinks hes epic for throwing a tantrum after being totally shit on Hahahaha fucking pathetic tbf
I can't believe I made someone so angry that they wrote a copypasta about me.
That is so sad.
now THIS is a real woman
shut up no one cares
post metal
You know what?
I am so stupid that I will never reply to peoples posts.
>babbys first troll
if you think this guy is funny your taste in humor is just as bad as.. Ah right I'm in /metal/ what did I expect Hahahaha
What's your AOTY so far?
Look at me! I don't reply to people! I am so cool!
Guess
You ok m80? Seem a bit desperate for (You)s
shut up no one cares
post charts
It is all about me and only me.
I am better than you.
I'm in control. You are not.
Deal with it.
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CHARTS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING GENERAL
lost
I wanna be you pimp
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i'll just get called a nu male if i say mine so no
Roll
MODS
Instead you chose being a wimp, too bad.
Out of all the chartanon replies. This one takes the cake.
I'm serious.
If you don't laugh at this, you have no soul.
Ur gimmick is posting charts with reddit-tier metal
pretty stale already
This general is beyond saving.
Jesus Christ.
just fuck off chartanon ur a dead meme already
this general is unironically the savior of mu
mods please ban chart user
Ignore the one that shall not be named and post some GÖRE instead.
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I am so stupid that I am going to continue to respond to the bait that chartanon posted.
What a great idea!
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>mods please ban chart user
This homosexuality is the TRUE path to the devil.
Man oh Man! I just LOVE being obnoxious!
Bow before my glory, motherfuckers!
posting 'till bump limit
DDUUUURRRR charts are stoopid. go away!
>no Pantera
No
I'd trade. If I had a Metal Gf.
>pantera
>sludge metal
pick one
Mom! Dad!
The chartanon is posting charts again!
Help me!
I want those boots.
Where the cave chart?
Really? Let's find out...
what the fuck is a cave chart?
KILL CHART user
KILL CHART user
I'll stop shitposting once we hit the bump limit.
I promise.
Can the next thread edition be crossover edition?
Can the next thread edition be chartanon edition?
If you guys get butthurt over a chart again, I will kill you.
Don't you DARE fuck with me or my charts ever again!
dilate
Can the next thread be racist sounding riffs?
can the next thread be racist riffs edition?
NEW THREAD
can the next racist edition be threads?
>there are people browsing /meal/ who seriously do not know what caveman metal is
newfags everywhere
Get to the fucking bump limit already.
I told you. I'll stop the shitposting on the next thread.
racist ideas cannot be transmitted through musical notation sorry brainlet
very low sentience post
too early
306
HURRY
kys
ONE MORE TIME!
Better than too late. Or did you want the OP to be like the previous two?
What would it then be? Thrash?
That's that.
Next time, don't fucking flood the thread with chart recs, go to MY thread instead.
Idiots
Music illiterate untermensch detected.
batushka